Executive cock
>>128078061wat
>>128078054>sad tits >ugly face>below average music poor girl got nothing going on
>>128078188objective take
>>128078054and fucks
>>128078054>>128078061>>128078188>>128078204>>128078221>when steadfast posting of your muse inspires impotent hate threads from kissless sadfucks on /mu/Seethe harder, faggots.
>>128078334i've slept with 15 different women and im pretty confident only one of them was less attractive than this
>>128078167/mu/tants are too plebeian to appreciate an artist as pure as Maggie Rogers. All they can do is seethe impotently every time she's discussed.
>>128078385And I'm a cryptobillionaire posting on a Mongolian horseriding ranch.
OP of the Maggie thread should have known the moment his thread started getting attention it would attract le epic trolls like honey.
>>128078412Doesn't matter. The more eyes, the merrier. h8ers are viewers, too.
>>128078334Just because I’m terminally alone doesn’t mean Maggie’s lips aren’t dripping from the cum of those responsible for putting her on stage
>>128078427Just so you know they do that so after you post your own thread they can report it as duplicate. It's one of the few things mods react to immediately and delete it.
>>128078451Empty threats mean nothing to me. Keep up the Maggie hate. All it will do is inspire others to check out her music and draw their own conclusions as to the quality of her discography. For me, the Pop albums (HIiaPL, NTtLIF) are her weakest but her Rock and Folk albums (Surrender, The Echo, NftA) are all wonderful.
>>128078492>>128078334god she is ugly as sin
>>128078500And old
>>128078500>>128078512In what universe is 31 considered old, I'd like to know.
>>128078529In the universe where you’re a female pop singer
>>128078529After 30 = HAG
>>128078563Good thing I don't give a fuck about the age of talent.
>>128078574LOOK 50 KEK
>>128078188based anon spitting facts
>>128078600You call her old. I call her timeless.
>>128078054I'd call these her top 20:1. Satellite2. Anywhere With You3. Love You for a Long Time4. Celadon & Gold5. Overdrive6. The Kill7. Shatter8. That's Where I Am9. Together10. One More Afternoon11. Want Want12. Horses13. Embers14. Symmetry15. Wolves16. Deep in the Earth17. Little Joys18. Fallingwater19. James20. Don't Forget Me
>>128078745no one cares, begone
>>128078899You certainly cared enough to make this hate thread under the impression it would dissuade me or others. Unfortunately for you, it only invigorates me. I will seize upon this opportunity to post most Maggie content when it allows.
>>128078566Thank God I'm not a pedophile.
>op makes a thread about saggy maggie only to drag the maggie simp into itkys
>>128079347it's an ingenious plan
>>128079396youre encouraging him retardstop that
>>128079347>saggy maggieoh no no no, I hope this catches on
>>128078334>your museoatmeal has already been invented, dude
>>128079347>implying op isn't the maggie simp trying out new shill tactics
>>128079585another anon invented that. credit goes to whoever he is>>128079610if only. post tone doesn't match the saggy maggie simp
>>128079598You're saying that like it's an insult. Oatmeal is wonderful especially with cinnamon and milk.
Imagine hating someone this beautiful inside and out. Couldn't be me.
>>128079898middie haggers
>>128079942Moggie Moggers
>>128080000he doesn't mog pog shit even
>>128078449>implying that hasn't been industry practice since the founding of Hollywood It's like you never heard of the casting couch. It happens to "straight" men, too.
I admire her ability to trigger this board
>>128080706samefag
>>128080117You read that wrong, which is understandable as it was a bit convoluted
>>128080733Which ones are me? I'll wait
>>128080750all of them, retard
>>128080807In other words, you can't tell. Good to know.
>>128080885>admits to samefaggingpathetic
>>128081091>admits he can't tellWorse
>>128082589ugly
>>128082600Sorry for your mirror
>>128084327
>>128084335That was never in question.
>>128078054>hotter>richer>makes better music
>>128084356>fucks dogs>trashier>makes awful music
>>128084374Most of those things you listed are wrong
>>128084475She's still trashy as fuck.
Amazing how one waifu manages to completely trigger an entire segment of /mu/tants
>>128084512That’s the appeal
>>128084969For you. Tove Lo blows this bitch out of the water.
>>128084984Ashley is from my home state and Toe loe is eurotrash
>>128085024Don't care. If I want to listen to the 21st Century Whores of Babylon, it's going to be Tove Lo. At least her brand of filth is strangely magnetic. I would have your pet whore thrown into a combine harvester. She'd be more useful as fertilizer than as a singer.
>>128085043Cope
>>128085148Neurons activated
>>128085043>I would have your pet whore thrown into a combine harvester. She'd be more useful as fertilizerJesus
>>128085301So hateful for no reason
>>128085446She’s just a girl
>>128085301>>128085446>>128085531Halsey is a waste of flesh.
>>128085668>waste of flesh?
>>128085733Milf
>>128078188>>128078500>>128078512>>128078566>>128078600>>128082600
>>128088312samefag
>>128078054>>128078574>>128078612>>128079898>>128080000>>128085743Maggie Rogers is the Millennial Bo Derek. Both have those extremely Germanic features that are an acquired taste.
>dat intensity
>>128084954the maggie simp successfully convinced me to check out her musicit's actually decent and would probably have been popular on 2010s /mu/
>>128090784>it's actually decent and would probably have been popular on 2010s /mu/This is your weakest bait yet, Maggiesimp.
>>128090857STOP REPLYING TO HIM YOU RETARDED BOOTLIPPED GORILLA NIGGERCATTLEFAGGOT! HE OBVIOUSLY LIKES IT WHEN YOU ACKNOWLEDGE HIM!
German face
>samefag
>>128078054Why is so much energy wasted bitching about her?
>>128078054>>128078334>>128078492>>128078529>>128080048I WANNA SEE MAGGIE'S ROGERS
>>128088608too bad for her leathery grandma face cuz her curves are not bad
>>128092643sup OP
>>128092838>>128088426>>128080733>>128079610>missed the opportunity to post this
>>128078387>>128078399>>128078427I want to hear what this sounds like.
>>128092122kek
>>128092949bunch of tryhard wailing, as usual
>kissless sadfucks still seething Epic
worst thread on the board right now by far, worst OP and worst (failed) singer
>>128093458It’s tied with the Emily Armstrong spammer
>>128093628all waifufags are cancer to be honest, but the other guys are not rude and obnoxious, they just posts stuff, this one is actively rude and abrasive
>>128093669you’re gonna trigger him because you don’t obsess over the Emily Armstrong fag as much as he does.
>>128093697oh it's a "thing"? no idea.
so you really are just sitting here talking to yourself. Interesting
>>128093799samefag OP
>>128093458I came to post this. Many are saying this.
Maggie anon you better not give up under this pressure. All this hate only means you are doing something right. Maggie is fucking awesome, keep posting her.
>>128094002Yes sir, I will
>>128094002>>128094105blatant samefag lmao
>>128094139Prove it
>>128094195don't have to, I know how it goes with your kind. also don't bother posting photshopped sreenshots lmao.
>>128094239you’re slacking, go spam pics of Chester and drive the Emily Armstrong spammer off this board.
>>128094337lol what?
OP needs to be strung up for posting ugly whores, at least post someone attractive for fuck's sake. Not this 50 year old looking hag.
Mindbroken
>>128094962no you faggot, Maggie is awesome >>128094692no you degenerate, say that to my face and not online
>>128094993Thanks for the assistance. I'm away from my computer right now but will return later. Favorite songs?
>>128095118That's Where I Am and Back in My Body are probably my favorites. I usually don't like the major hits like Alaska, but got a couple favorites in each album. The ones she puts more of herself in (if that makes sense).
>>128095233Mine:>>128078745
>>128095118>>128095233>>128095274>schizo talking to himselfthis is sad
>>128095325>>128094962>>128094692>>128094337>>128094239>>128094139>>128093824>>128093799>all this impotent seethingBased Maggieposter.
>>128094002MMM tasty. I used to live in Finsbury Park and got blowjobs despite the immigrants. >I'm surrounded by amateursMaybe they should listen
>>128096637She currently lives in Brooklyn
>>128096637I have a reality distortion field but I'd prefer chicks like Bjork versus forcing unwitting femoidsSENSORIA> SEN SOR IAAAAhttps://youtu.be/zPdl-PFaO8E?si=so9t0UQGxxCs8NaC
>>128078054I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
>>128078054This guy likes her:https://youtu.be/65c1bRhzrJk
>>128092817>>128094692Okay pedo
Very high energy performance:https://youtu.be/Q0Otc5Joq94
>mogged
Saw her running the cashier at a dollar general in Nebraska. She says hi
>>128078054>On the surface, Maggie Rogers embodies everything I loathe about modern female Pop. She's a progressive poster child who stumps for the Democratic Party, cites feminist theory like scripture and serenades a liberal middle class audience hellbent on transforming America into a political monoculture. My inner Carl Schmitt demands the friend/enemy distinction, but I sheath my sword for her. Beneath the activism lies something rarer than ideological alignment: raw humanity.>Surrender sounds like a private journal blasted through stadium-sized hooks. Energetic and upbeat songs like "Shatter", "Want Want" and "Overdrive" hit with fuzzed adrenaline while "Be Cool" exhales into groove-cooled calm. Other songs like "Anywhere With You" and "Begging for Rain" drip with melancholy without being maudlin. Nothing stagnates; even the quiet tracks stay in motion.>Maggie's resonant purity inspires building futures or collapsing into into the arms of someone who loves you after a brutal day. All told, it may be the most unapologetically human album ever to breach the radio.>HEY PAUL
>>128098980May that terrone/negroni whore be fed into a combine harvester along with you.
>>128098981She's originally from Maryland and spent summers in Maine. She's not from the wasteland known as the Midwest.
>>128098999
>>128099023Maryland is a shithole.
>>128099035She's trash. You're trash.
>>128099049Hmmm
>>128099076I don't judge albums by their sales unless they're Metallica. An artist can sell exactly 10000 copies and I'll still praise it if the music resonates with me. Halsey is not one of those people.
>>128099145Halsey resonates with me deeply
>>128099893https://youtu.be/K5ku3O49jLIhttps://youtu.be/xRZsh3u8phE
>>128099042Baltimore is.
>>128098215>>128098197>>128098152>>128097493kys
>>128099912>>128099893>>128098965>>128098953>>128098702kys!
>>128101899>>128101907NO U
>>128078054https://youtu.be/CsT78i06prU
>>128078054https://youtu.be/WZjVNKOwH1g
>>128102735>>128102742what a disgusting, ugly, hog, built like a 18th century cobblestone maker
>>128102987Seethe harder, faggot.https://youtu.be/uc7VXu8-CQc
>>128078054
https://youtu.be/s-DlrlACyV0https://youtu.be/ysSXXteo7S0https://youtu.be/rqNgYrSoK0Ehttps://youtu.be/Zb5B9DXx_Gw
>>128103084Built for bbc
>>128103018only faghot is you samefag OP, simping for a literal tranny
>>128103386If you think Maggie is trans, you are delusional.
>>128103421she has the body and face of one
>>128103430Source: your ass.Just because she has a big chin doesn't mean she's trans. If that were so, Gillian Anderson would be a tranny, too.
>>128103386>>128103430>see woman>think of menyeah...you'll be transitioning in under 2 years time guaranteed
>>128103462It is amusing watching these people twist into pretzels over trying to explain how a celebrity they don't like is trans. It's happened with TayTay, and now, it's happening with Mags.
>>128103446>Just because she has a big chinOH NO NO NO
>>128103525Tell me, is she trans?
>>128103539No. Gillian is beautiful and feminine. Trannie Roggers looks like a man.
>>128103556>Gillian is beautiful and feminineThat we agree>[Maggie] looks like a manYou have spent far too much time online. Get a grip:https://youtu.be/_dPgxI7C0mYhttps://youtu.be/riP9JXsJaRg
>>128092949None (one) of you Maggie simps (just the one) are (is) going to link to that performance?
>>128103991Trouble is, the guy who made that webm didn't tell me the source. Her hair is grown out a little longer, so it was probably at some date in 2024. She cut her hair short in 2022 and let it grow out in 2023 but the length was far from the long locks she had pre-2022.
>>128103991>>128104006https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAOO17GOlVm/:^)
>>128104076Based. Thank you
>>128103991>>128104006>>128104076>>128104158>talking to himselfpathetic
>>128104292Keep being retarded. This maybe hard for you to believe, but yes, there are at least three Maggie Rogers fans on /mu/ with me being the most active and loudest.
>>128104342being schizo doesn't count
>>128104765zero appeal
>>128104962For you
She could use some breast implants
>>128105530Nah.
>>128105530she could use a face implant
>>128105904And you could use a faceplant
>>128105946I'm 6'6, I could literally fold you in half and use you as a fleshlight
>>128106023Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.
>>128106040First I've heard of a fleshlight fucking people to death.
Everyone in this thread is pathetic
>>128106040OH NO NO NO it all makes sense now
>>128106338That's pasta from KF you retard
>>128106411saar
