Executive cock
>>128078061wat
>>128078054>sad tits >ugly face>below average music poor girl got nothing going on
>>128078188objective take
>>128078054and fucks
>>128078054>>128078061>>128078188>>128078204>>128078221>when steadfast posting of your muse inspires impotent hate threads from kissless sadfucks on /mu/Seethe harder, faggots.
>>128078334i've slept with 15 different women and im pretty confident only one of them was less attractive than this
>>128078167/mu/tants are too plebeian to appreciate an artist as pure as Maggie Rogers. All they can do is seethe impotently every time she's discussed.
>>128078385And I'm a cryptobillionaire posting on a Mongolian horseriding ranch.
OP of the Maggie thread should have known the moment his thread started getting attention it would attract le epic trolls like honey.
>>128078412Doesn't matter. The more eyes, the merrier. h8ers are viewers, too.
>>128078334Just because I’m terminally alone doesn’t mean Maggie’s lips aren’t dripping from the cum of those responsible for putting her on stage
>>128078427Just so you know they do that so after you post your own thread they can report it as duplicate. It's one of the few things mods react to immediately and delete it.
>>128078451Empty threats mean nothing to me. Keep up the Maggie hate. All it will do is inspire others to check out her music and draw their own conclusions as to the quality of her discography. For me, the Pop albums (HIiaPL, NTtLIF) are her weakest but her Rock and Folk albums (Surrender, The Echo, NftA) are all wonderful.
>>128078492>>128078334god she is ugly as sin
>>128078500And old
>>128078500>>128078512In what universe is 31 considered old, I'd like to know.
>>128078529In the universe where you’re a female pop singer
>>128078529After 30 = HAG
>>128078563Good thing I don't give a fuck about the age of talent.
>>128078574LOOK 50 KEK
>>128078188based anon spitting facts
>>128078600You call her old. I call her timeless.
>>128078054I'd call these her top 20:1. Satellite2. Anywhere With You3. Love You for a Long Time4. Celadon & Gold5. Overdrive6. The Kill7. Shatter8. That's Where I Am9. Together10. One More Afternoon11. Want Want12. Horses13. Embers14. Symmetry15. Wolves16. Deep in the Earth17. Little Joys18. Fallingwater19. James20. Don't Forget Me
>>128078745no one cares, begone
>>128078899You certainly cared enough to make this hate thread under the impression it would dissuade me or others. Unfortunately for you, it only invigorates me. I will seize upon this opportunity to post most Maggie content when it allows.
>>128078566Thank God I'm not a pedophile.
>op makes a thread about saggy maggie only to drag the maggie simp into itkys
>>128079347it's an ingenious plan
>>128079396youre encouraging him retardstop that
>>128079347>saggy maggieoh no no no, I hope this catches on
>>128078334>your museoatmeal has already been invented, dude
>>128079347>implying op isn't the maggie simp trying out new shill tactics
>>128079585another anon invented that. credit goes to whoever he is>>128079610if only. post tone doesn't match the saggy maggie simp
>>128079598You're saying that like it's an insult. Oatmeal is wonderful especially with cinnamon and milk.
Imagine hating someone this beautiful inside and out. Couldn't be me.
>>128079898middie haggers
>>128079942Moggie Moggers
>>128080000he doesn't mog pog shit even
>>128078449>implying that hasn't been industry practice since the founding of Hollywood It's like you never heard of the casting couch. It happens to "straight" men, too.
I admire her ability to trigger this board
>>128080706samefag
>>128080117You read that wrong, which is understandable as it was a bit convoluted
>>128080733Which ones are me? I'll wait
>>128080750all of them, retard
>>128080807In other words, you can't tell. Good to know.
>>128080885>admits to samefaggingpathetic
>>128081091>admits he can't tellWorse
>>128082589ugly
>>128082600Sorry for your mirror
>>128084327
>>128084335That was never in question.
>>128078054>hotter>richer>makes better music
>>128084356>fucks dogs>trashier>makes awful music
>>128084374Most of those things you listed are wrong
>>128084475She's still trashy as fuck.
Amazing how one waifu manages to completely trigger an entire segment of /mu/tants
>>128084512That’s the appeal
>>128084969For you. Tove Lo blows this bitch out of the water.
>>128084984Ashley is from my home state and Toe loe is eurotrash
>>128085024Don't care. If I want to listen to the 21st Century Whores of Babylon, it's going to be Tove Lo. At least her brand of filth is strangely magnetic. I would have your pet whore thrown into a combine harvester. She'd be more useful as fertilizer than as a singer.
>>128085043Cope
>>128085148Neurons activated
>>128085043>I would have your pet whore thrown into a combine harvester. She'd be more useful as fertilizerJesus
>>128085301So hateful for no reason
>>128085446She’s just a girl
>>128085301>>128085446>>128085531Halsey is a waste of flesh.
>>128085668>waste of flesh?
>>128085733Milf
>>128078188>>128078500>>128078512>>128078566>>128078600>>128082600
>>128088312samefag
>>128078054>>128078574>>128078612>>128079898>>128080000>>128085743Maggie Rogers is the Millennial Bo Derek. Both have those extremely Germanic features that are an acquired taste.
>dat intensity
>>128084954the maggie simp successfully convinced me to check out her musicit's actually decent and would probably have been popular on 2010s /mu/
>>128090784>it's actually decent and would probably have been popular on 2010s /mu/This is your weakest bait yet, Maggiesimp.
>>128090857STOP REPLYING TO HIM YOU RETARDED BOOTLIPPED GORILLA NIGGERCATTLEFAGGOT! HE OBVIOUSLY LIKES IT WHEN YOU ACKNOWLEDGE HIM!
German face
>samefag
>>128078054Why is so much energy wasted bitching about her?
>>128078054>>128078334>>128078492>>128078529>>128080048I WANNA SEE MAGGIE'S ROGERS
>>128088608too bad for her leathery grandma face cuz her curves are not bad
>>128092643sup OP
>>128092838>>128088426>>128080733>>128079610>missed the opportunity to post this
>>128078387>>128078399>>128078427I want to hear what this sounds like.
>>128092122kek
>>128092949bunch of tryhard wailing, as usual
>kissless sadfucks still seething Epic
worst thread on the board right now by far, worst OP and worst (failed) singer
>>128093458It’s tied with the Emily Armstrong spammer
>>128093628all waifufags are cancer to be honest, but the other guys are not rude and obnoxious, they just posts stuff, this one is actively rude and abrasive
>>128093669you’re gonna trigger him because you don’t obsess over the Emily Armstrong fag as much as he does.
>>128093697oh it's a "thing"? no idea.
so you really are just sitting here talking to yourself. Interesting
>>128093799samefag OP
>>128093458I came to post this. Many are saying this.
Maggie anon you better not give up under this pressure. All this hate only means you are doing something right. Maggie is fucking awesome, keep posting her.
>>128094002Yes sir, I will
>>128094002>>128094105blatant samefag lmao
>>128094139Prove it
>>128094195don't have to, I know how it goes with your kind. also don't bother posting photshopped sreenshots lmao.
>>128094239you’re slacking, go spam pics of Chester and drive the Emily Armstrong spammer off this board.
>>128094337lol what?
OP needs to be strung up for posting ugly whores, at least post someone attractive for fuck's sake. Not this 50 year old looking hag.
Mindbroken
>>128094962no you faggot, Maggie is awesome >>128094692no you degenerate, say that to my face and not online
>>128094993Thanks for the assistance. I'm away from my computer right now but will return later. Favorite songs?
>>128095118That's Where I Am and Back in My Body are probably my favorites. I usually don't like the major hits like Alaska, but got a couple favorites in each album. The ones she puts more of herself in (if that makes sense).
>>128095233Mine:>>128078745
>>128095118>>128095233>>128095274>schizo talking to himselfthis is sad
>>128095325>>128094962>>128094692>>128094337>>128094239>>128094139>>128093824>>128093799>all this impotent seethingBased Maggieposter.
>>128094002MMM tasty. I used to live in Finsbury Park and got blowjobs despite the immigrants. >I'm surrounded by amateursMaybe they should listen
>>128096637She currently lives in Brooklyn
>>128096637I have a reality distortion field but I'd prefer chicks like Bjork versus forcing unwitting femoidsSENSORIA> SEN SOR IAAAAhttps://youtu.be/zPdl-PFaO8E?si=so9t0UQGxxCs8NaC
>>128078054I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
>>128078054This guy likes her:https://youtu.be/65c1bRhzrJk
>>128092817>>128094692Okay pedo
Very high energy performance:https://youtu.be/Q0Otc5Joq94
>mogged
Saw her running the cashier at a dollar general in Nebraska. She says hi
>>128078054>On the surface, Maggie Rogers embodies everything I loathe about modern female Pop. She's a progressive poster child who stumps for the Democratic Party, cites feminist theory like scripture and serenades a liberal middle class audience hellbent on transforming America into a political monoculture. My inner Carl Schmitt demands the friend/enemy distinction, but I sheath my sword for her. Beneath the activism lies something rarer than ideological alignment: raw humanity.>Surrender sounds like a private journal blasted through stadium-sized hooks. Energetic and upbeat songs like "Shatter", "Want Want" and "Overdrive" hit with fuzzed adrenaline while "Be Cool" exhales into groove-cooled calm. Other songs like "Anywhere With You" and "Begging for Rain" drip with melancholy without being maudlin. Nothing stagnates; even the quiet tracks stay in motion.>Maggie's resonant purity inspires building futures or collapsing into into the arms of someone who loves you after a brutal day. All told, it may be the most unapologetically human album ever to breach the radio.>HEY PAUL
>>128098980May that terrone/negroni whore be fed into a combine harvester along with you.
>>128098981She's originally from Maryland and spent summers in Maine. She's not from the wasteland known as the Midwest.
>>128098999
>>128099023Maryland is a shithole.
>>128099035She's trash. You're trash.
>>128099049Hmmm
>>128099076I don't judge albums by their sales unless they're Metallica. An artist can sell exactly 10000 copies and I'll still praise it if the music resonates with me. Halsey is not one of those people.
>>128099145Halsey resonates with me deeply
>>128099893https://youtu.be/K5ku3O49jLIhttps://youtu.be/xRZsh3u8phE
>>128099042Baltimore is.
>>128098215>>128098197>>128098152>>128097493kys
>>128099912>>128099893>>128098965>>128098953>>128098702kys!
>>128101899>>128101907NO U
>>128078054https://youtu.be/CsT78i06prU
>>128078054https://youtu.be/WZjVNKOwH1g
>>128102735>>128102742what a disgusting, ugly, hog, built like a 18th century cobblestone maker
>>128102987Seethe harder, faggot.https://youtu.be/uc7VXu8-CQc
>>128078054
https://youtu.be/s-DlrlACyV0https://youtu.be/ysSXXteo7S0https://youtu.be/rqNgYrSoK0Ehttps://youtu.be/Zb5B9DXx_Gw
>>128103084Built for bbc
>>128103018only faghot is you samefag OP, simping for a literal tranny
>>128103386If you think Maggie is trans, you are delusional.
>>128103421she has the body and face of one
>>128103430Source: your ass.Just because she has a big chin doesn't mean she's trans. If that were so, Gillian Anderson would be a tranny, too.
>>128103386>>128103430>see woman>think of menyeah...you'll be transitioning in under 2 years time guaranteed
>>128103462It is amusing watching these people twist into pretzels over trying to explain how a celebrity they don't like is trans. It's happened with TayTay, and now, it's happening with Mags.
>>128103446>Just because she has a big chinOH NO NO NO
>>128103525Tell me, is she trans?
>>128103539No. Gillian is beautiful and feminine. Trannie Roggers looks like a man.
>>128103556>Gillian is beautiful and feminineThat we agree>[Maggie] looks like a manYou have spent far too much time online. Get a grip:https://youtu.be/_dPgxI7C0mYhttps://youtu.be/riP9JXsJaRg
>>128092949None (one) of you Maggie simps (just the one) are (is) going to link to that performance?
>>128103991Trouble is, the guy who made that webm didn't tell me the source. Her hair is grown out a little longer, so it was probably at some date in 2024. She cut her hair short in 2022 and let it grow out in 2023 but the length was far from the long locks she had pre-2022.
>>128103991>>128104006https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAOO17GOlVm/:^)
>>128104076Based. Thank you
>>128103991>>128104006>>128104076>>128104158>talking to himselfpathetic
>>128104292Keep being retarded. This maybe hard for you to believe, but yes, there are at least three Maggie Rogers fans on /mu/ with me being the most active and loudest.
>>128104342being schizo doesn't count
>>128104765zero appeal
>>128104962For you
She could use some breast implants
>>128105530Nah.
>>128105530she could use a face implant
>>128105904And you could use a faceplant
>>128105946I'm 6'6, I could literally fold you in half and use you as a fleshlight
>>128106023Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.
>>128106040First I've heard of a fleshlight fucking people to death.
Everyone in this thread is pathetic
>>128106040OH NO NO NO it all makes sense now
>>128106338That's pasta from KF you retard
>>128106411saar
>>128103700>>128103904>>128103916>>128103934>>128103958>>128103968>>128103979Holy shit, this chick is a deadringer for a sloppy drunk girl I knew from my hometown. Senior year, she flashed everyone after getting so wasted.
>>128103916offensively ugly
>>128107183>ugly
>>128107183fuck you buddy
>>128108376>>128108395
>>128108411Why are you trying to summon this asshole
>>128108411>>128108469Keep seething.
>>128111737>>128111834ugly
>>128112028>even her own "fans" don't give a shit about her walking byGrim.
I remember seeing that video where Pharrell discovers her years and years ago, and now enough time and good fortune have passed that people are bitching about her on /mu/. What a world.
maggie spammer is a piece of shit and a tranny lover
>>128114882Is she the next Unkle Adams?
>>128115190You can't handle her beauty.
Why all the hate? Her music is okay.
>>128117059her music is shit and she is ugly as hell
>>128117059The guy who spams her is a piece of shit and blows dead dogs
>>128117082>>128117120Really? She seems like an American Dido. I kinda like her so the hate seems weird
>>128117120based and correct
>>128117120>>128117290samefaggotrymuch like this entire thread
>>128117337
>>128117383photoshopped, clearly
>>128117383Alright, so the Maggieposter has successfully irritated at least three /mu/tants including OP, but he keeps posting because his fandom is greater than your whinging.
>>128117463>so the Maggieposterreferring to yourself in the third is a sign of severe mental illness
>>128117635There are definitely more than two Maggiefans on /mu/. The Ashnikko guy is one of them apart from OP.
>>128118228I don't believe you and you are him
>>128118363Never heard a single Ashnikko song in my life. Don't care to either.
>>128114882I think it's just one or two fans and tons of haters
>>128119852She's nowhere near high profile/distinguished enough to warrant actual haters. People here are just tired of the Maggiespammer's desperate shilling and stale pastas. If the dude drowned in his own diaper tomorrow Maggie Rogers would never be posted on /mu/ again unless she had a major social media meltdown or something, and even then 90% of the posts would be "who??". This board can't muster up the energy to mock a truly hateworthy target like Ethel Cain; you think they're gonna bother with this apple-polisher?
>>128120640Trvke.
>>128117549>>128117619Maggieschizo and Emilyschizo linked up. Need it or keep it?
>>128120640> People here are just tired of the Maggiespammer's desperate shilling and stale pastas.Correct. He’s an obnoxious piece of shit
>>128121118Birds of a feather
>>128123769https://youtu.be/2aVxNH6iN9I
>>128123769ugly cow
>>128123769>stringing up a few bedsheets>that's the videooof. someone at capitol is not happy with old maggie
>>128123769>>128123861Omega cringe. This looks like an old aunt wanted to make a 'sassy' tiktok account.
>>128123879Yeah, I'll admit "So Sick of Dreaming" has that smug bridge that ruins it for me. Without it, the song would've been so much better.
>>128123945disgusting ugly whore
Maggie “Wine Mom” Rogers
>>128123963She's probably fun after a few drinks.
>>128123963childless girlboss so we'll have to go with aunt in this case
>>128088426>>128094692>>128102987>>128107183>>128111891>>128117082>>128123796>>128123960>ugly
Mogged
>>128124562You have your own thread, lad. Stay there.
>>128124589That’s rich coming from you
>>128124638Got em
>>128120640Silver spoon upbringing
she cutewhy the hate?
>>128125845Much like her lone champion ITT she's a huge fucking pseud. See how far you can make it into this without getting douche chills:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dPgxI7C0mY
>>128126060she's unbearably annoying
>>128126060Gimme a QRD.
>>128127933dumb nepo baby entitled whore is stupid - the interview
>>128128190What are some particularly cringeworthy moments worth quoting? Timestamps, et cetera.
>>128128225shut up maggiesimp samefag, we know it's you
>>128128320I ask because turboscribe fucks up the transcript. Anything helps. I'm not sitting through an hour-long interview
>>128128190>nepo babyAny evidence her parents had connections to the industry? I know she grew up posh but that's all.
>>128129143that's enough
>>128129156You're making the accusation. Bring receipts.
>>128129174kys
>>128129499You have no evidence. Good to know.
>>128129572Remember I’m gonna fuck you
>>128129660With your microdick? Good luck
>>128129760I’ll make you wear a blue Halsey wig, faggot
>>128129807You look like a twink.
As much as I appreciate the anon who posted the webms that, in turn, inspired me to produce my own, I can't help but feel I'm emulating the worst behaviors of 2010s Tumblrinas and Stan Twitter. I suppose it beats the alternative of no one discussing anything
>>128130829Nah man, it's an IMAGEboard, pics and webms are a must
>>128130880I suppose but I still can feel my intelligence degrading by partaking in it. Then again, I've been doing this for almost two decades. I should've searched my soul long ago.
>>128130945kek
>>128130945If it makes you happy who the fuck cares
Just...look at that. The sheer paneling, the beadwork - subtle but dazzling. It whispers refinement. Understated. Elegant.Her nipples pressing against the fabric with perfect restraint. Not vulgar. Not accidental. Designed. Controlled. Most women - sloppy, asymmetrical, grotesque. But Maggie...Maggie is flawless. The tone, the symmetry - like the watermark on Paul Allen's card. The rare detail only a connoisseur appreciates.Her areolae, too. Soft, dusky rose. Not too dark. Not too pale. Harmonized with her complexion like Pantone matching. Impossible balance. Perfection incarnate. She doesn't just wear the dress - she transcends it.How can she exist in this city, in this world, with such impossible perfection, while the rest of us wallow in mediocrity?!
But then...she changed it.Gold. Yes...it's bold. Regal. Less crystalline, more...fluid. A shift from precision to empire. There's elegance in that. The transparency - suggestive, not garish. It still whispers sophistication.But...the fit. It's looser. Less deliberate. It doesn't frame her with the same restraint. It...drapes. Imperfectly. That's disappointing. It blurs what was once sharp, controlled. Almost careless.No, it's still magnificent. It's gold, it's timeless. Her eyes - steady, alive. The aura is intact. She's still extraordinary.But her hair...longer now. Dyed blonde. Softer. Radiant. Golden - it complements the dress, yes. A deliberate match. I suppose that's refinement.But...before, it was darker. Severe. Precise. It carved her face like a sculpture. Uncompromising. Now it's softened, warmer, almost careless. A different woman entirely.She was perfect then. Flawless. And now, she's changed. Why change? Why introduce error into divinity?She's still extraordinary. Still beyond them all. But this...this isn't the Maggie I saw at the gala. This is a...deviation.But why change? Why step down from perfection? Why expose imperfection when you've already achieved divinity?WHY COULDN'T SHE STAY PERFECT?!
>>128078054>antimaggie thread almost at the bump limit
>>128131750and it was all you!
>>128131008You're right. I should stop worrying and learn to love the waifuposting
>>128078054Maggie poster owes me head
maggie poster owes me pics of hanging himself
>>128133564>>128133741Suck my dick
>>128134719confirmed tranny
>It's also true that Rogers grew up on farmland in the small, rural town of Easton, Maryland, although the family home, according to real estate records, is a $5 million, 6,500-square-foot riverside manor. She left home after middle school to attend the rigorous St. Andrew's boarding school in Delaware, and by the summer following her junior year, she attended the five-week intensive at the highly respected Berklee College of Music in Boston and won her session's songwriting contest. The award prompted her to begin writing music in earnest, she says, and during her senior year at St. Andrew's, she wrote and produced her first record, The Echo. On the strength of that project, she was accepted into the prestigious Clive Davis Institute of Recorded Music, a subdivision of NYU's Tisch School of the Arts that, according to its mission statement, aims to provide students with business and artistic training, "so that they might emerge as visionary creative entrepreneurs in the evolving music industry." An emerita dean of Tisch once described it as "the single most selective, most competitive undergraduate program at NYU."
>>128135041So she was groomed for success effectively. Can't get into something that prestigious without talent.
>>128135081What success?
>>128135087I'm sorry, who are you?
>>128135108I'm Anonymous. Who the fuck are you?
>Maggie schizo is actively obnoxious and aggravating.
>>128135123Someone who's wasted far too many years of his life shitposting on a dead board when he should've been far more productive. Hard to care when everything is fake and gay
>>128135041really puts things in perspective. her dabbling in music is just a status thing. she has the soul of a journalist
congrats on the bump limit maggiebro
>>128135173I guess when you're fighting 1000 kissless sadfucks seething endlessly, your fandom intensifies.
>>128135139>she has the soul of a journalistExplains why she's buddies with Cuckgau
>>128135173>10 posts early
>>128135371rent free
>>128135635Nah, it explains so much actually
>>128136754How so?
>>128137253>Surrender [Capitol, 2022]>It so happens that in early 2016 I briefly tutored unmistakably bright-and-a-half NYU senior Rogers, whose plan to write an Alanis Morissette 33 1/3 was shelved when Pharrell Williams, then artist in residence at NYU's Clive Davis Institute, heard something in "Alaska" that made her the biggest star the Institute has ever turned out. But it wasn't until early 2019 that Capitol dropped her Heard It in a Past Life album, which I'm not the only one to find overcooked the way multiproduced major-label debuts can be. So I was chuffed to learn that instead of rushing to follow it up Rogers took time off to earn a master's at Harvard Divinity School as she pretty much less simultaneously came up with this cleaner and more focused long-player. Sonically, although with input from Harry Styles producer Kid Harpoon I bet, the music here bears the mark of a singer-songwriter who also leads her own band. Not that it's anything like spare. But despite its orchestral dimensions it projects plenty of detail--strident, yet so intricate that its intensity has a well-wrought delicacy to it. Although the themes are more emotional than erotic, there's plenty of eroticism in there--some spirituality with an appetite for permanence too. At 28, Rogers is no longer any kind of post-teen. You can tell. A-
>>128137268It's weird, I feel like '70s Xgau would've seen right through her grift.
>>128137278Well, what do YOU think? Is he right or wrong?
Man this shit has been up for days. /mu/ got super slow right around 2017. I barely joined the chan in like 2014 :/ wish I could have been here for the golden years.
>>128137359The golden years of /mu/ ended long ago, and even then, they weren't that good. 2011-2013 /mu/ was kind of a shithole.
>>128078334cute pits
>>128078054Let me guess, she's like nineteen or something? These old ass looking hags are always like nineteen or some shit.
>>12813810731.
