Folk Metal editionPrev:>>128133377
Louis Cachet was willingly friskily raped and had his asshole destroyed, blown out, flummoxed, sauteed, bamboozled, sauced, scrambled, mixed and mashed, shamwowed, shipoopied, dashed, danced, pranced, vixen'd, comet'd, cupid-ed, blixem'd, rudolphed, zaboomafoo'd, shagged, boned, banged, boinked, screwed, nailed, shtupped, Gorbachev'd, banged, balled, scored, minced, shredded, slammed, shuntered, shattered, Enron'd, Alderaan'd, humped, rogered, rumpy pumped, buggered, dingoed, smashed and viciously and mercilessly and repeatedly fucked for 48 hours straight nonstop by the entire prison population in the city of Bergen in the bitingly cold winter of 1994.
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>128144442BLASTAN???!!!!
>>128144522Yes.
>>128144442RELIGIONS ARE WORTHLESS AND FOR THE WEAK
>>128144522I thought this band was supposed to be a joke in the NSBM scene. Why do you keep reposting it?
>theres no external way to tell when a woman is ready to conceive
>>128144442What the fuck is your problem?Stop making off topic OPs you asshole, the quality of the threads goes down notably with your simp shit.
>>128144793It's been a running gag for the past week, so I thought I'd partake.
>>128144793reporting does nothingjannies don't give a shit
>>128144650>I thoughtthere's your problem
>>128144809So you're admitting to trolling. Good to know.
>>128144475Now he worships at a Christian church you cucks call it “based”
Never called her back, now she breakin down like metalcore
>>128144901incoherent post
>>128144818You've said it here before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xtbAuhhHjg
Louise Cachet is a genius
if you faggots weren't so apathetic we could ensure the OP is always metal and the thread active with metal discussion instead of allowing 1-2 simp losers to make every thread and flood it with off topic garbage
>>128144874>>128145093It's called fun, faggot. Learn to have it. Also, what are you BLASTAN?!!!!Me:>>128144479>>128144626
>>128144479
>>128145102You know what’s fun? When I see a metal picture in the catalog and then it turns out to be /metal/ with great discussion and BLASTS being shared.What’s not fun is these simp threads that belong in /wpop/, with off topic cats and schizophrenic ramblings.We even had initiative to keep /metal/ trve and on topic, but the Jannies and mods kept deleting every real /metal/ OP.
>>128144442What's his endgame?https://rateyourmusic.com/~asadv
>>128145102fuck off poser
Listening to pic related.Sounds like a poor man's Disma.Not bad though.
>tried blasting Artillery>falsetto>instantly shut off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1_Mnb5CYq8
>>128145228>>tried blasting Artillery>>falsetto>>instantly shut off
>>128144522Hitler Waß Right?
>>128145285did I stutter? NoI hate falsettosthey sound fucking gay.
>>128145310You sound gay, you fucking guy
>>128145113so how does it hold up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1_Mnb5CYq8 This absolutely rips.
>>128145113>made
Man those solos are godly
>>12814534110/10
>>128145102>It's called funwe are reaching levels of cringe that nobody thought possible
>>128145324not as gay as a falsetto.
>>128145102>funnot metal
>>128145384why do you guys never post a link to listen to it?
>>128145362boomers can't comprehend what they're doing
>>128144479since we were talking about it yesterdayI'm having a bowl of Riff Chow
>>128145487because he's probably not actually listening to Varg's AI sloppa dungeon synth album (NEW) and doesn't care if anyone else does.
so wait, does this mean that the serb has competition in the AI metal arena from French AI metal now?
>>128145549based
>>128145620oh right I forgot he doesn’t do metal anymorei’m not interested
>>128145706>oh right I forgot he doesn’t do metal anymoreexcept when he does
>>128145753what
Louise never did metalshe did dark ambient, just with guitars
>>128145778Burzum is entry level "black metal"
>>128145849This is true for you because you were born after Varg went to jail
>>128145916Wasn't belus released after prison that's one the harsher albums
>>128145056Would
>>128145056he was so cute
>>128145228Falsetto vocals are great you mong. Its Pearl Jam-style yarling that sucks
>>128144479Its Autumn, so
>>128145981>yarlingalmost as bad as Jewish-Freemasonic yowls
>>128145981I can't do it, I hear falsettos and just recoil in cringe.if it's one or two screams here and there I can bear it but when it's a major feature of a vocal style like King Diamond or Rob Halford I switch that shit off.
>>128145849>>128145953Belus is not black metal though
>>128146016Sensitive hearing? I used to hate falsettos when I was starting out but after pushing myself to listen to them more I really grew to like the style
>>128144479The one notable metal album from my country and it's from a band that just decided to sell out into a shitty pop act. I will always cry about it
Since this general is fucked beyond recognition and there is no moderation, I'd like to know how to get an Iranian gfHating Jews is optional, but highly desired
>>128146106Are you white?
>>128146112pure Massachusetts colonial stock
>>128146106You don't want one. They're basketcases
>>128146143Well then you've got the hardest part down. Just bee urself :)
>>128146158thanks fren >>128146150I want to stick my dick in crazy
>>128146043no it doesn't physically hurt I just die a little inside hearing it and cringe a lot.I like really nasty snarly mean vocals.
>>128146186fair enough, it's an acquired taste>I like really nasty snarly mean vocals.sounds like you need the more aggressive style of USPM like metal church
>>12814447975 degrees here in upstate ny and im being a jackass trying to play guitar in the nice weather before it turns to shit
>>128146200well my favorite genres are Death Metal and Brutal Thrash/Deaththrashcurrently blasting Possessed
>>128146219i remember 20 years ago when this album came out. everyone said they sold out signing to RR and that the album would be shit. and then it comes out and it's probably their most critically acclaimed album
>>128144479the eternal classic
>>128146321It was a real possibilityRoadrunner's roster in the 00's was mallcore
Check out my signed Metallica vinyl
>>128146373Looks like it belongs to a lake, not you
>>128146359i mean yes and no. mikael has already said there was never RR A&R coming to him to pressure him to go a certain style or anything.
>>128146397I just wanna know whose idea it was that a Opeth music video should have a shirtless guy yelling at a tied up woman while a cockroach crawls on a stick a butter
>>128146423it was avant garde ok
>>128146441*raises spork*
>>128145228sad case of diaper vocals ruining the entire band. they have great riffs
>>128146373That's a picture disc not a vinyl
>>128146482No wonder it sounds so terrible
>>128146480so I hear, but I just can't give them the chance cause of the vocals.
>>128146482It's a vinyl picture disc.
>>128146276BasadoDo you like Possessed - Beyond the Gates? I'm starting to prefer it to the debut
>>128146571that's what I'm listening to right now actually
>>128146423music videos in general are dogshit that should be ignored, I'm convinced this whole part of the industry is just a playground for aspiring screenwriters
>>128146640They're for children and women.
>>128144479This is so underrated, way cooler than Ripping Corpse. In fact I never got the hype behind that band, I feel like it's loved for being 'le oldschool' more than anything, considering the members went on to way better things (Hate Eternal, Dim Mak, Alas)
>>128146423Sounds like an anti-immigration statement
>>128146640Some are kino like tool music videos https://youtu.be/cUPV4OfNlt0?si=Pl-40PaNs0mTKdzw
>>128146640it's mostly just to promote albums, like back in the Beavis and Butthead days you'd watch an episode of Beavis and Butthead, and you'd see a video for some metal band you never heard of before and decide to go buy the album with that song.
>>128146749Good or very good?
>>128145620I sat through the entire thing. Its great. Its not Burzum though and its just an expiriment. He know he would piss you off by releasing it. He wanted to piss you off. And you took the bait.
>>128146802>He know he would piss you offGood morning sir. I don't actually have a strong opinion on AI despite calling it sloppa. I'm just not listening to it like I ignored Thulean Mysteries or whatever Burzum (NEW) was titled
>>128145620Because 90% of all popular music ever made is not slop now? AI invented slop?If you say so.
>>128146907Cool. To each their own. I love dungeon synth though so I have a more open mind.
>Earth is playing near me on Halloween>it's just at some bar>tickets are like $20 and nowhere near sold out>videos of their recent shows look underwhelming as fuck>haven't cared much about Earth since like 2010I dunno guys, should I?
>>128146907>>128146920Albeit this new AI monicker he is doing is not even quite dungeon synth either. Its more ambient folk or something I guess. And I am fine with that. It was fine for what it is.
>>128146930Carlson needs to get rid of Davies. Her drumming is tedious and she's a chore to watch live.
reminder
>>128147086That's still a GOAT lineup once you factor in GBK and 'Slent thoughbeit
>>128147086based Trump removing the filth from visiting our country
>>128147086I'm glad all of the bottom row could make it.
>>128147100stop pretending you know anyone outside the 5 or 6 chud bands, poser
>>128147107>i'm glad the bands no one came to see could make it
>>128147189I was actually most excited to see Dead Congregation and Weregoat, faggot.
>>128144475>t. 100% non Aryan. All woman.
>>128146772Haven't listened to it yet just seeing if anyone has an opinion
Orbit Culture clears everything right now fr
>>128146571>>128146603and yeah probably better than Seven Churches a bit.Seven Churches when you compare it to other Death/Thrash and then some First Wave Black Metal like early Bathory and Celtic Frost you start noticing that Seven Churches has the more "punky" sounding riffs of the latter. Second album is closer to the death end of thrash.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51k2n9pUE44https://youtu.be/2hadGUw2tpkcompared to https://youtu.be/EhmEuyBkRj8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auPbKYDpCqUandhttps://youtu.be/7jeqyN0Ma90https://youtu.be/YLZX4lRTmjoand then compare all those to:https://youtu.be/OVO05vS6Fqohttps://youtu.be/-z6vS5jOoa4https://youtu.be/X1Ycc2accSMJust a different and better riffing style.
>>128147189if you don't know every single band on that lineup you need to leave the hall
>>128147215>I have shit tasteI already was aware of that?
>>128146907Burzum (NEW) has some metal tracks, though.
https://youtu.be/dFyJ8J9SO7I?si=H4uEduiLFX_dCJAu
>>128147692Orbit Culture clears
>>128144442Where's the real thread? This one is shit
Exhumed are actually kind of shittyIf this is the peak of grind I really don't want to hear the rest
Say what you want about Lee, but at least D&Q are decent.
>>128144466Trvth nvke
>>128144442I WANNA SEE MAGGIE'S ROGERS
>>128148198I don’t think Andrew Lee is in Drawn and Quartered. You’re think of his frequent collaborator Brandon Corsair
Kristian Vikernes was made love to tenderly, passionately, intimately, caressed, cuddled, softly and sweet, by the entire qt population in Bergen, Norway in the pleasantly warm summer of 1994.
>>128147692Yea that Beyond the Gates has really great riffsi dont understand why everyone crying about the production, the guitar sound just has some phase issues but its good
>>128148488I am the same age as his love child daughter and have pure aryan genetics Now I just need to move to Oslo...
>>128148108I won't even bother, it would be deleted in a minute. Fuck this place.
>>128148198Ripped to Shreds is good.
>>128148537She might be fucked, she was raised by commies.https://burzum.org/eng/library/articles/2025_sentimental_post_by_a_failed_father.shtmlCute, though.
>>128148589Varg's definition of a Communist is probably anyone who's not a dedicated nazi pagan
>>128147211cumzum
>>128148198Based retard
Why doesn't anyone ever talk about La Torture Des Tenebres?
>>128146657Dim Mak is great but you're just being contrarian for the sake of it regarding Ripping Corpse as they are very similar. Shaun Kelley has such a distinct writing style that it's a throughline between the bands. His Dim Mak stuff is maybe a bit more refined and structured. Anyway you should check out the Dying Light for another excellent Ripping Corpse offshoot.
Going as Papa Emeritus for Halloween
russianbros... you are all WH*TE
>>128149457Woketards absolutely on the ropes for this one...
>>128149457Not even Putin wants to associate with Europe, let alone call Russia Europe
>>128149457HIVans will never be white unfortunately
>>128148305Awful remix. Original reigns supreme.
>>128148881>you're just being contrarian for the sake of itI'm not, I'm just commenting on how everyone seems to acknowledge Ripping Corpse, yet I never see Dim Mak mentioned literally ever, and they're basically an improvement on the former. Which I find strange.I will check out The Dying Light, thank you for the rec lad
>>128149685Not him but I prefer the meatier drum mix
>>128144442>Folk MetalBased
>>128145774Literally half of the Burzum (NEW) tracks have been metal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miYVO6k3u9s
>>128145113I blame his wife for this. She uses AI in everything because she's severely autistic and has no soul.Same shit where she made up a bunch of placenta nonsense and Varg parrots it.How the mighty have fallen. What the fuck.
Listening to Dim Mak, the vocals/lyrics are kind of filtering me desu
>>128149682Slavs are white/European, tho. They originate from the European race.
slavs are untermenschHitler had a plan to remove them too.
>>128150268That's just a German thing, not even a NS thing.
>>128144479How to scare hos in one post:https://youtu.be/eNv50_yzxJc
>>128150406>cover artthinking drug laws are stupid != tolerance faggotry
>>128150431https://youtu.be/bM2AOaFS2wI
>>128150448There are other drugs.
>>128147843First I'm hearing of that desu
>>128144522HEIL
>>128150223this is where the not metal guy comes in to argue with you
POV your about to listen to slop
>>128150957Just your typical metalhead chart
death death to the idf
>>128150957>yourSo you are from the US?
>>128151032>this obsessedJust your typical european
>>128151046I just find it strange how the rest of the world can tell the difference between you're/your, their/there, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEFhoFwFQMw
>>128150957What's with the duplicates?
>>128150957>Game Over>slopI would heem you senseless if you said this to my face
>>128149805I think the aesthetic and throaty hardcoreish vocals turn people off. Personally it's all pretty sick. Nobody writes riffs like Kelley.
>>128151112I listened to the 2011 album as well with a different vocalist. Much better stuff. The first album also sounded too much like a jam session instead of an album which is a problem i had with Ripping Corpse
ok let's kill this thread now.
>>128151055No one cares. I'd rather have native english speakers who have inconsequential mix-ups like that than ESL's who can't into idiomatic language and other figures of speech.
>>128151185how so?
>>128150957I reserve the term slop for AIand I can tell instantly that you're one of those "black metal is my whole life" fags that wear corpse paint into their 40's and will die a virgin
>>128151185i dont have 120 posts' worth of shitposts
>>128151403you have my sword
>>128151271Bongs don't fuck up like that. I doubt even Canadians do.
Has anyone made a chart for albums that sound like Morbid Angel Formulas?
>>128151434
>>128151434appreciate it
>>128144479https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6QKukZTY1ek&t=1521s&pp=ygUZa2F0YXh1IGh1bmdlciBvZiBlbGVtZW50cw%3D%3D>>128151339BM is better Virginity 4 lyfeDon't @me
>>128151149>2011 album That's the dude from Dying Light doing vocals.>jam bandlol that's why I love Ripping Corpse and the early Dim Mak stuff. But yeah they get a lot tighter and more intricate with each album. Wish they would put something else out.
>>128151434and this is my aotysf
>>128151498hmm I'm not really sure what mine is still. I really liked the new Antiversum. It's like Adversarial or Impetuous Ritual in space
I don't go out of my way to listen to anything that isn't thrash
>>128151835Recommend me something cool, I'm getting into thrash again.
>>128151835
>>128151835You should go out of your way to change your diaper.
>>128151861Lol
>>128151848
we used to do the monkey, but now its not cool
>>128151955Thanks
>hurr durr reddit bandIs there one thing that isn't plebbit?[your favorite band] is reddit
>>128152138Calm down there, reddit
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>>128152170Hi janny
Attilas vocals aren't as annoying as I remembered. Still prefer Dead, though.
>>128152225Maniac mogs both
The rififng and production on this is crazy
>>128152151That post is extremely reddit
>>128152496you would know that, wouldn't you
>>128152515I have reconnaissance that feeds me information
>>128152598Thought that was Illidan from the thumbnail
>>128152598they are pretty mid on cd but damn good live
>>128152225I don't get why people say this, Attila's vocals on here are so unique and varied. Yes they can be a little goofy, but they create so many memorable moments. Dead just sounds like every typical black metal vocalist.
>>128150957I'm not a fan of the music, but this artstyle is awesome
