niggety nig
check my dick pic
catch a fist
eat my cum mist

>>128211946
Yo, listen up, this track's 'bout to roast,
That orange-faced clown, the ultimate joke.
Donald J. Trump, with his tiny hands flappin',
Buildin' walls in his mind while his brain's straight nappin'. Hair like a dead raccoon glued to his dome,
Spray-tanned disaster, lookin' like he fell in chrome.
Tweetin' at 3 AM, mad as a hater,
Cryin' 'bout fake news while he's the real fabricator. Grab 'em by the what? Boy, you a creep,
Stormy paid off, but your secrets still leak.
Bankrupt casinos, yeah, that's your flex?
Losin' billions, can't even cash a check. MAGA hat wearers, sippin' that Kool-Aid,
Followin' a con man who's always gettin' played.
Golfing all day while the country's on fire,
You're the king of lies, a pathological liar. Two impeachments, still actin' untouchable,
But January 6th? Yeah, that shit was combustible.
Eggin' on the mob, hidin' in your bunker,
Pussy-ass prez, you're a straight-up punker. 2020 loss, couldn't take the L,
Screamin' "stolen election" from your Mar-a-Lago hell.
Classified docs in the bathroom, what a pro,
FBI raid, now you're dodgin' the po-po. You're a wannabe dictator with a fragile ego,
Cryin' like a baby when things don't go your way, yo.
America's nightmare, a blubberin' fool,
Trump, you're done—go back to your golden stool! Mic drop, bitch.

Yo, strap in, we divin’ into the swamp,
4chan’s basement, where the neckbeards all clump.
Greentext stories, “>be me,” what a meme,
Virgin till forty, livin’ off Mountain Dew dreams. /incel/ central, rage-postin’ all night,
“Chad stole Stacy,” cryin’ with no fight.
Blackpill swallowed, cope in a bottle,
Height, jaw, wrist—yeah, that’s their gospel. Fedora tippin’, anime waifu huggin’,
Real girls ghost ‘em, so they keep on buggin’.
“Foids are trash,” typed with Cheeto-dust thumbs,
Lonely in mom’s crib, listenin’ to hums. Doomscrollin’ threads, “it’s over” in bold,
Gym? Nah, just rope and a story retold.
Crypto scams, NFT grifts, still broke,
Blame the Jews, the normies, the whole damn yoke. Glowies larp as feds in the sticky,
But half these cats can’t even land a quickie.
“Femoid detected,” seethin’ at pics,
Meanwhile their last hug was from physics. Pol/ threads wildin’, schizo-postin’ maps,
Conspiracy cope while they’re takin’ long naps.
“Sigma grindset,” but the grind is just porn,
Edge for the 50th time, still emotionally torn. Touch grass? Nah, they allergic to sun,
Keyboard crusaders, zero battles won.
4chan’s a zoo, incels in the cage,
Rantin’ ‘bout looks while they’re stuck in rage. Log off, touch a weight, maybe shower twice,
Stop doomscrollin’ fate, go roll real dice.
But nah, they’ll stay mad, greentextin’ their pain,
4chan’s incel parade—same cope, different strain.

my name is anon and i'm here to say
OP is really really gay

>>128212009
but not as gay as that orange fool
so if you him to drumpf he's really cool

look at this photograph

>>128211946
trap shit


i was in the demon sitting with the ghost of my nigga, thats why i double cup leaned up, and i was smoking a reefer,
blazing infernal, it made me feel like i was in hell, and that hurt me but i was content,
if only he survived and i was the one dead, aye
riding clean but my mind dirty, niggas dying, cars swervin.
i talked to this nigga n his bitch started flirting, hoes be so goofy but thats why i curve em.
i know they backdoor so fuck it i desert em, either way i never date hoes i only fuck em
i never fuck the same hoe twice, and if she want me then she out of luck bitch
remember back in the day, they seen the opp and killed him,
two of our guys got life but they aint living. fuck
niggas trippin tho, yo all the shooters lurkin, fuck with me, switch will have him hurtin
fuck a opp bitch, opp at gunpoint and his bitch is twerking. aye but man
i'll do anything for my homie, give my last dollar n strip for the homie
be in the streets with the homie, die for my homie and live for my homie
do a lick with the homie, and send a hit or move a brick
i got enough bullets to headshot an opp every day of the week, smith and wesson 7 shot model 686


trap shit

No.
According to a friend of mine, I'm too white. Even I try to rap along with a song, I'm way too white. And I'm not even all white. 75% white. Quarter Asian. But I guess Asians are honorary whites these days.

I want to hear more about anon's cum mist

Yeah yeah yeah pull a 9 on teh 47
Yah ugh blicky you ain't goin 2 heaven
I've run out of juice
Sheeeeeiittt

How did Em go from cool to the most cringe fucker alive so quickly

aite aite
step aside
well i'm a rappin man and it's my plan
i'm the biggest fan of pots and pans
get away from me, go under that tree
cuz i'm gonna get absolutely FREAK-Y
with my flow and my rhythm yeah you know you jive with 'em
gettin high, gettin low, gettin covered in jism
so you see it's just me, and i'm livin carefree
and my bars are fire I think you will agree

>>128212226
kek

I got lines ready...
On my fuckin mirror lol! *SNOOORRTT* AHAAAAAA GIDDY UP YIPYIP *goes all silly blaaaaggghhh hahahaha*

>>128212385
>so quickly
has always been a meme and massively overrated

>>128211946
Rap is crap, don't do it I'll snap, overrated and underhated by millenial scum, it lacks melody its dumb and no fun. Sick of second-rate songwriting and dull "flows" don't care for it, both em blow, let's cull this shit, so it doesn't grow.

>>128212385
He grew out of being a wigger but forgot to develop an actual personality so now he's an empty shell of a human being.

>>128211946
I got into a freestyle battle in highschool with some black dudes and I said "nigga" in my freestyle which pissed them all off. I'm honestly surprised they didn't all jump me. One of the edgy blacks said he was going to kill me after school but never did shit lol. Idk why I thought it was a good idea to blast the nigger word in the middle of a group of blacks, my autism makes it where I have like zero risk perception.

Fast forward 16 years and I'm now best friends with the guy who said he was going to kill me. We laugh about it now, he said he felt pressured into it. Funny how that works. Oh well.

>>128212889
it's as if everyone are edgy aggressive shitheads when they're teenagers and by your 30s you should have grown out of that phase

>>128212889
prove it

that's an awfully hot coffee pot
and it's probly dropped
on donald trump
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>128212385
Hip-hop is a genre about retiring early, while you're on top and still in tune with the youth's current zeitgeist (so you're aware of when you're about to lose it).
Unfortunately for Em, Relapse's reception prevented his ego from allowing him to retire. But at this point he was caught in the "Old Rapper Paradox", where an unc needs to make one last great album to retire on, but because they're old and out of touch, they just keep making worse albums.
And that's how we get gems like AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT

Yo, I’m fillin’ up da coffee pot, pipin hot, with all the strength that I got! Trump, u grosser than snot, i hate u A LOT! And that’s not just a bon mot! Your skin’s bronzer than a Go Bot! Your brain is full of rot! U orange maggot!

such talent itt

in my peripheral vision this thumbnail looks like weird al

>>128213302
at least Snoop and Jay-Z stopped doing gangsta tracks early on and whole hog embraced capitalism

>>128213302
not necessarily true some guys like Nas and Ghostface have made good late career HH, Em was just always cringe to begin with so he could only get cringier the older he got

ditto when he'd try to have features with Millenial rappers instead of just sticking to collabs with his contemporaries like Fiddy, Snoop, etc and accepting that he's a legacy act

>>128213302
>Hip-hop is a genre about retiring early, while you're on top and still in tune with the youth's current zeitgeist
thats what andre 3000 (greatest lyricist) said

You know you done fucked up Donny...
YO
YOU A BITCH HOE
MILANIA LOOKING LIKE A TRANNY
BRUCE JENNERS A TRANNY
MAKES SENSE
BOTH REPUBLICANS
BLACK LIVES MATTER
I USED TO DO DRUGS
TRUMP HAS SMALL HANDS
SO DO I
BEAT YOU TO IT
BITCH
RIP TREVON MARTIN REAL QUICK

>>128211946

If by lines you better mean coca
Cause when I drop this mad shit on the litter it's Almond Roca
If you can't swallow this, my rhymes will will tighten your choker
Cause the Barenaked Ladies got more game than Poker

Chickity china, the chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops ticking
Watching X-files with no lights on, we're dans la maison
I hope the smoking man's in this one
Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting frantic
Like sting, I'm tantric
Like snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay, I don't make films
But if I did, they'd have a samurai

>>128211946
yeah im in the lab crafting all-timers
i only drop bombs call me oppenheimer
promethazine titration into sytrofoam beakers
with 500 ml of fanta this orange fool got me tweakin

i can rap but i don't want to, nobody wants to hear me rap, and i don't get paid from it, so i don't

Uh uh uh I got lines ready
Five nights at Freddy's
I'm lyrical
Like I'm a miracle I'm spiritual
Attract bitches like a dog trainer
Gun to my temple - soon I'm a no brainer

>>128215168
Why did eminem reference Bruce Jenner so many times on his last album? It seems like he's always at least 10 years later on pop culture. He was so upset with Bruce Jenner being trans.

Too bad because "Killshot" momentarily brought back his 2001 self.