shocking
more like autumnsteen
>Born to Brisk WalkHaha bet the snooty little cunt that wrote that feels so high and mighty about xerself
>>128224100chill out bruce
So glad about this. Springsteen has always been shit.
>>128224019>shocking
audiences in 2025 don't want to sit down and watch a movie about how the album nebraska was made? who could've seen this coming
>>128224019nobody cares about Boom slop
>>128224030He's a Rothschild. Autumnsteen isn't his real name. It’s Goldstein. He was born and raised on Long Island, son of an investment banker and music industry executive’s secretary.
I am seeing it tomorrow in imax during the afternoon. It’ll be me alone
>>128226107>It’ll be me aloneYou didn't have to tell us, we knew.
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these bio pics get worse every year, this guy doesn't even look like Springsteen
>>128224100"Born to Crawl" would've been a standard joke headline, "Born to Brisk Walk" is just awkward and bad
>>128226227don't want to make fun of crawling, the fags do it all the time
>>128226618I think of babies when I hear "born to crawl", you think of gay buttsex
ESL here, what is "Brisk Walk"?
>>128226951>babiesMODS
The Bearsteen Gallagher
>>128226979It’s like when you’re in a hurry but don’t want to run
>>128226187lmao
bruce speingsteen has no relevance to anyone under 40
>>128224356what do you mean always? this was his first movie
>biopic of a living artist when will they learn nobody watches this shit
>>128228605I'd assumed it was a documentary. Springsteen is a particularly terrible pick for a biopic. He was just a chad his whole life.
>>128228923>i was sad once in the 80s>this is important drama
>>128224019The musician biopic shit is incredibly played out at this point. Nobody fucking cares about yet another film about some boomer musician. These films are all soulless cash grabs trying to replicate the success of Bohemian Rhapsody and it shows.
>>128228605incorrectCoal Miner’s Daughter (1980) biggest music biopic ever in the USStraight Outta Compton (2015)Rocketman (2019)What’s Love Got to Do With It (1993)
>>128226094>>128224030so easily disproved, why waste the internet's ink?
>>128230928>biggest music biopic ever in the USthat in intself means nothingSOMETHING has to be the biggest, ecven if it was a flop
>>128230956based retard
>>128224019it'll probably do better overseas.Europe more into springsteen now than USA.
>>128224019all the boomers who would've seen this died in the pandemic years.
>>128224019is this the summer of 69 movie?
>>128233502nope, it did $7m vs $9m in the US
>>128224019The Trump curse strikes again!
>>128228605I mean we could always do the XXXTentaction biopic if you prefer that instead.
>>128235547now that's an idea
>>128228923I mean should we do a Perry Como biopic next? Come on.
>>128235651Fuck you 50s schizo.
>>128228461So... What should that imply in the metaphor?
>>128226227Born to Jog
>>128237610That the movie underperformed by walking instead of running.
I come from the Springstein timeline
>>128224019who was this movie even for? seems to me his audience is mostly white men. mostly all older now why would they want to see this? to everybody else he is a one hit wonder from 40yrs ago. cant imagine this movie could be interesting to anybody
>>128224019uhh,... bros? why did they make a movie about springsteen? He's still alive!! his story ain't over yet wtf
>>128238170>who was this movie even for? seems to me his audience is mostly white menthat's enough. if all or even half of the white men see it, that's a major hit.also, are you kidding? he's not a one hit wonder. he's more like a ten hit wonderhe's got more hits than most singers of his era or since
>>128238749>if all or even half of the white men see itbut they didnt see it. that was my point. white men like his music and go to his concerts but why would they want to watch this phony looking movie about him? im saying his mostly old 60-70yr old fanbase have no interest in a movie that looks like its geared towards teens/20 somethingsand like i said how many hits has he had in the last 40yrs? none even though he might have had a few decades ago none of them besides born in the usa have stood the test of time when it comes to the general public. that shitty AIDS song was terrible
>>128238861>none of them besides born in the usa have stood the test of time when it comes to the general publiche's doing just fine. the songs with double-digit-million streams continue for another 40 tracks
>>128226107>watching this shit instead of Depeche Mode: Mnigga, what are you doing?
>>128237696Ah, I see. Thanks.
>there are people out there that will never listen to the kino masterpiece that is Jungleland because they disagree with Springsteens politics
>>128237687shoutout Ahmaud Arbery
