Why stores only sell cuck shaped guitars now?Are we in the New Testament now?
>>128235728Post your axe guitar then
>>128235728i defiled those bitches
>>128235787>Post your axe guitar thenAlmost all my guitars are cuck shapes.(semi-hollow epiphone, 8 string schecter super strat, nylon guitar, etc)However, I do have one that isn'tThe scalloped kneck guitar, whatever it isIt felt nice to play sitting down, and I went into the store with the intention of getting a project guitar to scallop.
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>>128235728>anthailogy>anthalogy
>>128235728same as mine but im customizing mine so its all taken apart so i can't take a picture. is it cucked?
>>128236425Oh, you’re that schizo from /g/. I prefer the warlock to the warbeast desu
>>128235728>le pointy guitar>implying isn't cuckold
>>128236937A guitar you can skewer someone with is by definition not cuckold
>>128235728You live in an age where rappers gun each other down every week and cartels make their own music. Nobody cares about some sperg larping like he's evil. It's not believable.Go hug your mom or something.
>>128236967A guitar that can break at the edges is cuck as fuck. This is why pointy guitars have less re-sale value than, let's say a basic strat for example.Everyone knows a strat is unbreakable unless you go out of your way to smash it. You can't say the same about pointy guitars - they are fragile
>>128235728>Why stores only sell cuck shaped guitars now?they sell exactly the same stock as always. moran thread.
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>>128237103My 25 year old warlock still has its horns in good shape. I dunno what kind of shit you do to your guitars anon. I’ll hold that a strat is infinitely gayer on the merit that it’s a safe, non offensive design
>>128237304Have you ever played a show? Everyone knows the deadliest thing on a stage is a jazz bass headstock.You and your warlock would look try hard.>gayerI really doubt you had a guitar for 25 years
>>128236661too safe and round and cucked it needs more edges and spikes
>>128235728Kek the AI isn't genning its best with that Cirno
>>128237361>You and your warlock would look try hard.You some kind of jazz fag for somethin? And what, are you saying it’s somehow not cucked to buy a guitar solely based on how others see it?
>>128237438Are you illiterate? I already explained it. A warlock isn't going to skewer anybody, it will just break in to smaller pieces. If you want something that works as a weapon, you'd buy a jazz bass.You could just larp in your mom's basement while making sure your warlock points are non-molested, keep them shiny and nice.
>>128237496Anon, all you’re telling me is that a) you’ve never been to a show outside whatever indie or jazz crap you presumably listen to, and b) you care about looking too “tryhard,” which means that you’ve already failed at being a musician and are likely a homosexual
>>128237496Part of music is the feel. Curved shapes inspire slowness and thoughts of women. Aggressive shapes inspire speed and thoughts of dominating little girls like in the old testament (not in english)>>128238062White people want men castrated. Hence no more cool guitars.
>>128237496>You could just larp in your mom's basement while making sure your warlock points are non-molested, keep them shiny and nice.Money was invented in Sumer for buying female children for marraige.If "Shows" don't lead to that: what use are "Shows"?Why shouldn't one larp in one's basement?Why hang out with strangers that are your enemy; yet you are prevented from killing?Tell me that.Some Larping:>Jamsessions: > BC:Rich https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOiOc2TRzJg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFPEq_LZerg >Nylon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otNWjIXFX-A
>>128236902>Oh, you’re that schizo from /g/. I prefer the warlock to the warbeast desuI like that the chinese used a big champfer (22.5).I have those blades at home (trying to make a bass version): they are like helicopter or prop blades...It makes the guitar feel nice in the hands. Only the chinese do this.Everyone else does "flat" :/>>128237304Can you show your warlock (I showed my warbeast)?I heard a story of someone finding one for 5 dollars at a goodwill. Wish I could find a warlock like that. Would be nice to have a companion for the beast. Now I never see any electric guitars at thrift stores... where do they go?(someone elses warlock<-----)
>>128237435Can you take a crack. I'm glad it used my guitar atleast.
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Verdict?
>>128238441disgusting finish
>>128238441There's a reason the warlock became the metal guitar and the seagull did not.Warlock was a from-scratch new shape.Seagull was a riff off an earlier design: the strat.Just like that one is a riff off a riff (super strat)
>>128238441Like it wants to be an axe but its not. Make a choice...This is why the SG is the best guitar is in the Twilight of Cuck Shape and Axe Shape. Also it happens to be the best Balanced Guitar ever created.
>>128239118It reminds me of the balls japanese yakuza put in their dicks for "her pleasure"
>>128239118What do you think of cuck shapes?What do you think should happen to people who completely dismiss and hate on axe shapes?
If u don't have at least 2 humbuckers I sleep
>>128239433SG mogs imo it looks like a devilish impI hate some cuck shapes but not all. The First Fender Telecaster I believe is ok even if its cuck shaped. The Les Paul is cool. The genetic Stratocaster guitar shape sucks.
>>128239118>SG>best balanced *neck falls to floor*
>genetic*generic
>>128239678I mean it was designed to be the most well balanced guitar.
least retarded metalhead
>>128239689maybe if you play it vertically
>>128236902The greatest evil to a christian is to marry little girls.
>>128237083 >You live in an age where rappers gun each other down every week and cartels make their own music. Nobody cares about some sperg larping like he's evil. It's not believable. Go hug your mom or something. The greatest evil to a christian is to marry little girls.
