Blackpill me on New Found Glory
>>128237673He mindbroke Hayley and made her crave zoomers from now on
>>128237673Evil dude that looks like some Shrek Ogre Mutant mind fucked Hayley permanently by using her as a Cuck Device while his OG Wife watches.Idk I never heard them I dont give a fuck bout them and never will.
Also his guitar has a cuck shape, checks out. He was into cuckoldry. Wird fella
>>128237731Don't forget he branded her too
saw them with Blink 182 as a kid and they were a much better live band even though their music sucks bought a Blink 182 shirt. blink rules
The singer’s nasally voice makes them borderline unlistenable.
All down here from here is a good song
>>128237673They suck shit despite being very "influential" and the guitarist is a suck. Another guitar player is a pedo. Singer has the worst vocals of any pop punk band ever and the bassist is a cringe fat faggot. Listen to Blink 182 or basically any other pop punk band instead.
>>128237673Former members of Neo-Nazi band Bound for Glory, disgusting but they found some Bolshevik producer that didn't care, its showbiz baby!
>>128238366Yup, pimp styleNice dubs 66 btw
>>128238366Our girl was dumb ngl
>>128239792very, trust me she knows, dont worry about it. Any other man should have stepped up to marry her. Literally a random slightly handsome groupie like me woulda have made it with her back in those days.I could have just dressed all scenefag style, literally walked up to that wedding and told her just date me instead, she woulda have left frame 1. And she would have done it. This dude Gilbert was that ugly and he was KEKING HIS OWN WIFE. I don't know how Hayley didn't notice the red flags. Look I'm a loser middle-class Paramore fan but at least I know that Cuckoldry is straight up evil.
>>128238366>Don't forget he branded her tooI know hayley was young when she got with Chud Gilbert but how on earth did she not connect the dots and realize him asking her to do this was a red flag? I feel like even a dumb teenager should be able to see it
I feel cúcked ngl he got to have PRIME HayleyThis is like when the ugly bastard fucks the pretty princess or the Orc fucks the Elf in some Hentai Doujin Manga. It's so fucking unfair. It's a crime against Nature.
>>128239883On the bright side, it should forever put to bed any notion of "lookism" or "hypergamy", etc. This guy is an actual 3/10, looks like fucking Shrek, was far less famous than Hayley even when they first got together, is dumb and mean, probably smells like shit, and he got to fuck this 10/10 goddess for 10 solid years while she was in the prime of her life. It's an ogremaxxing success story and should inspire any incels out there that there's always a chance.
>>128239914Don’t be so naive. They guy knew his way around pussy and got a lot of it. Most incels will never understand what that’s like.
>>128239850Ok tranny
>>128239870Hayley always been impulsive, happy go lucky, we have never seen her rage though she probably gets very neurotic BPD when she rages, in the case of Chud Gilbert rightfully so, that dude straight up Sociopath.Often times you might think that pretty girls must have super high standards but some really don't, it's rare but some really don't have high standards they are literally just waiting for almost anyone to propose to them. Chud Gilbert probably manipulated her with the whole story of his cancer and all that crap and this got Hayley's motherly instincts all fired up ready to pamper him. She got played like a fiddle in a yucky cucckk relationship. SAD!
>>128239914There's the fact she admired him because of emo cred kek but looks generally don't matter, it's just about having some confidence
>>128239944I'm a man, no I never chemically castrated myself but nice dubs. Thanks for the compliment, you say that because my hair is nice.
>>128239933All he had that they don't is confidence. I've seen guys on incel forums post their pics who were way better looking than Chud. Most of them are probably smarter and, if they could just chill out, even more charming than him too (he seems like a massive boor.)Their limitations are entirely of their own making.
>>128239947Damn. If I didn't love her so much I would be tempted to play some Machiavellian mind games and win her heart. But I could never hurt her like that. She deserves better than me.
>>128239914No. You are incorrect. Lookism and Hypergamy are still right but not all women are Hypergamists. Hayley is a rare case. The theory of Lookism is about averages and average human tastes. So, I would still advice men to Looksmaxx it works. Be beautiful, stay fit, dress well, it works:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw2_wAe787Y&t=204s&ab_channel=AustinWayne
>>128239947>Discovers he has cancerShe dodged a bullet
>>128239956I don’t think Hayley dates girls
>>128239996kek, ok dudei get the jokeyeah i been confused sometimes from the back my hair reaches like almost butt level, but it has made women want to run their fingers through my hair and style it and play with it, etc. Also voice is deep.I grew it that long because I just wanted to be like an anime character. Like Sephiroth or Alucard for example.
>>128239986Well you should always try to look nice so I won't argue with you there. I just don't think it's necessarily the decisive factor.
>>128240047>but it has made women want to run their fingers through my hair and style it and play with itSo you’re like their girlfriend
AND WILL TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS YOU'VE GOT YOUR COCK TO MY HEAD
>>128240059>never had a glorious metalhead mane
>>128240091I actually used to have long hair and I looked like a girl. And girls liked it and they even dressed me up in their clothes, which is pretty shameful looking back on it (although they were interested in me sexually too, admittedly)
Do you think if you were also famous you’d have a chance with Hayley? :o
>>128240104yeah they do that as an ice breaker, women are beta and shy so they will do anything even if its awkward just to get you talking. In those situations you need to take the lead and idk make them do your hair or something so they get more touchy then you build up the romantic tension, etc, etc. Women love the romantic gestures. Until it all leads to kisses and making out & all that jazz. If you never learn to be romantic unless you are a 8/10 you are never getting any.
>>128240139I still think they won’t respect you if you let them feminize you. And those girls went on to marry men that look like men
>>128240134Back in the Chud Gilbert days even as Non-Famous I would have a shot lol she was that desperate for affection you can tell, she dated Chud "El Ogro" Gilbert for fucks sake.If I was famous right now? Depends how much. I feel like she wants a musican so she has somebody to connect to even artistically & emotionally which is why she REALLY REALLY LOVED Taylor York.Taylor York lets be real was a Handsome lad, he looks kinda like Tom Welling, plays guitar & understood the artistic aspirations of Hayley not to mention he been a Childhood friend. Like those bonds are really deep. I cannot even begin to comprehend them because I never had female friends that lasted that long in contact with me, only male friends. Like that is some next level trust / connection.If I had around the fame of one of those new freak posers like: Yung Blud or 2hollis I know I can make it, yes. I believe I'm handsome enough for her, I got hair, she likes dyeing hair, I'm not that skilled as a musican though I only play guitar & some keys both amateur level. I can't sing for shit (I wish I learned because my dad actually sings but like Karaoke on Christmas, Frank Sinatra & such, he is good tho).
>>128237673Awesome band, the best post-Blink pop punk band. If you like hooks you can't go wrong
>>128237673Sorry Anon. I like that band.
>>128239986>word salad copium>copium word salad
>>128240134I have more of a chance with her cuz i'm not
>>128240241I even posted video evidence showing how having Good Looks actually does work, if you have a Greek God-tier first impression ofc it will work... You will wow any lady by being drop dead gorgeous. So work on yourself, it matters.
>>128240218She wanted a quick rebound after Josh, this is why Chad had a chance
>>128240267I think so too. Something like that happened. Terrible mistake, rookie mistake.
>>128240218You and PoetAnon are the best waifufags. Always have interesting and funny replies. A pal is a wonderful thing. May everyday be a wonderful secret
>>128240260wow what profound new knowledge you are sharing with us.
>>128240290He's a jeet, just ignore him
>>128240284This is the era of Waifu Rock anyway if you want to have a successful Rock band just have a good looking female lead. Now your band will sell. This is what Linkin Park did to stay relevant, it worked. Also that bad bitch can scream good so she aint a bad Chester successor.
>>128240346Which other waifus are you a fan of? (Don't say Maggie)
>>128240380Hayley only. I like how Emily Armstrong sings tho she got it, thing is when you have an screamer's voice, your normie voice shatters. So Hayley cannot be attempting to do shit like this herself:https://youtu.be/9L_ZdETLgzQ?si=jkRDgE0uDRCbartz&t=129You are either a screamer or a in-tune singer. You have to make that choice as a vocalist. The Screamer's career lasts less time because you shatter your vocal chords for the fans.
>>128240134Probably not. The only thing I could really even dream of being famous for is being a writer, and writers don't have the same social capital as musicians so I doubt Hayley would even want to meet me. Especially since she's so far out of my league. I know she dated Chud Gilbert, but that was when she was younger. And I'm even uglier than Chud.
>>128240410Nah writing philosophy has no value these days. Biggest you can make it is being like: >Nick Land>Alexandr Dugin>Moldbuglol. Unless you write Fiction and you get as big as J.K. Rowling but lets be real she found lightning in a bottle there. The Harry Potter movies hard carried her book series and now she is a billionare. Good for her. She started writing on freaking cafes on a notepad and made it.
>>128240437Yeah I was thinking more fiction writer. I mean, my true calling is poetry but there hasn't been a properly famous poet in like, almost 100 years so it seemed a little too outlandish even for this scenario lmao
>>128240134Maybe not Hayley, but I KNOW I could fuck Halsey if we hung out at the same places
>>128240455>famous poetKek I literally summoned you earlier >>128240284
>>128240479Oh, thank you friend! I like that my mentally ill postings are at least appreciated by somebody kek
>>128240486Can I commission you to write a poem for Olivia?
>>128240508I don't really know anything about her desu, but if give me a quick rundown I can post a little sonnet or something for her in this thread
>>128240437>Nick Land mentionedbased and technocratic acceleratioist self aware of modern culture pilledEveryone should read Fanged Noumena's cyber-theory of the doomer future of humanity.
>>128240508Olivia I like it when you fart Olivia you make substandard artYour pussy is full of nigger seed Sneed
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>>128240536She’s from Studio City, she was in Disney shows, her favorite band is Rage Against the Machine, and she loves bwc
>>128240692Ok I think I have enough to go on. I'll try to have it posted within the next couple hours.
>>128240692>>128240718Fuck, this was hard. Poetry is very very difficult to write if the muse isn't organic to your soul. I'm very sorry for the dreadful quality, anon. This was really the best I could do:And when she climbs on stage her claws come out,that lioness, that champion of rage.With forceful motion, flung against her cage –in nameless power she destroys all doubt.In youthful strength, defiantly she shouts:“These bars cannot contain this bitter agenor halt the war of freedom we all wage – their days are numbered, those disgusting louts!”The cheers and chants in frenzied voices sing,and standing like a goddess, soon she smirks –the leader dances, holding notes that ringand bellow. Posing first, she swings and jerksher body (almost an angel with wings)in triumph over darkened eyes that lurk.
This thread is full of faggot niggas with faggot takes. You don't like New Found Glory because you're underage and have only listened to MCR, Paramore and Blink. Real niggaz like NFG and recognize them for being some of the first niggaz to mix hardcore with pop punk in a sucessful way.
>>128241209fuck NFG not even gonna listen to them for 1 minute
>>128241348Of course; It'd be too heavy for you, my nigga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz0qyYtcJb4Simple Plan enjoyers won't tolerate the breakdown
>>128241369>too heavy for me>The shit I listen to: www.youtube.com/watch?v=aydHpzk7iwc&ab_channel=MacabreSoundscapesJust the fuck up Chud Gilbert I won't listen to your shitty "heavy" (lol, lmao even) band
>>128241369didn't even click that shit btw just saw the thumbnail through the "embed" by hovering my mouse over it.P.S. Gilbert is fat and ugly AF.
