It's Fantano's birthday today. Say something nice.
Life score...NOT GOOD
>>128256645He looks like someone who got shoved into a locker on a daily basis so he’s trying to overcompensate by acting like he’s some cool suave dude
not gonna do that
>>128256645happy 40th
Happy Birthday, thanks for putting me on to some good bands I hadn't heard before.
>>128256645Maybe he should start a band and actually release something on band campCal Chuchesta doing a meme rap doesn't count, it's just patronizing culture culture shitIt's pretty obnoxious to hear fantano ever talk about A Tribe Called Quest or De La Soul when most brown people would clown his ass relentlessly. Like imagine Fantano walking into a Jamaican kitchen and trying to be authentic with the employees. Max cringeHe gets funny looks at the barber shopThey be like "nigga we don't need MORE gentrification"Gets charged a stiff 200 bucks for a hair cut cause they KNOW he's good for cash
>>128256645Happy 50th birthday unc
Since he's too old and ugly to rape anymore, will this means he'll just get beaten and killed once he gets sent to the gulag after the revolution for not having a real job?
>>128256645HE SHOULD KILL HIMSELF FOREVER DEATH DEATH HELL PAIN TORTURE RAPE DEATH TORTURE SUFFERING SUFFERING DEATH DEATH DEATH PERMANENTLY NEVER BACK AGAIN ETERNALLY DEAD FOREVER
>>128256932do you think niggers know words like "gentrification"?that's two syllables too many
Does he still lurk here or has the trolls remorse mind virus affected him so hard he does everything to mentally block out ever being associated with this place?
>>128256645Happy birthday Fantano! Hope you have a great one.
He looks like a bugchaser that just hasn't quite succeeded yet
>>128257106>believing in Jewish nonsense like Hellkek
>>128256645He should hang himself and livestream it. I'd give that a "dEcEnT to sTr0Ng 10"
>>128256645You are bald and unmarried, get your life in line baldie.Something nice tho: You aint so bad man even tho you are a poser that still dresses like a hipster, also you were once one of us and that makes you a bit cool in my book.
>>128258202>Hell is real, but not in the way it's commonly portrayed. It looks more like Earth than you imagine
>>128258236Yeah, imagine a office building of a globohomo company, that's likely what hell will be like. No beauty, only degeneracy and manmade horrors
>40 years oldTime is going by too fast bros
>>128257557I don't think that's in the torah
>>128257157I bet he still lurks just to see what bands are being talked about but I wouldn't blame him if he didn't because there isn't much worth seeing on /mu/ these days
>>128258410Hes sad that he only pretends to get to fuck her
>>128258431Christianity is Jewish.
>>128258790>t. historically illiterate retard
>>128259148>historyYou mean the lies preferred by the victors?
>>128259288KEKYeah, you clearly haven't graduated highschool. I hope you're a child because if you are an adult dropout, that's sad.
he used to be cool until the Fader hitpiece mindbroke him.
>>128259391What has he done that is considered uncool?
>>128256718I've been here since 2010 and there's this thing I've noticed about some americans like you:What's with the obsession with school? I see this often, the whole "This person is like this because he was a loser in school" or "This person does this because his best years were in high school". It's weird to me because it speaks about your culture, about the person saying it, and about the person who's being mentioned, and it truly makes you guys seem obsessed with the time you were teenagers. Is that why americans have a hard time growing up?The age between 18-23 is more significant than the entirety of school is to who you end up being in life. It's when you're finally meeting and interacting with actual adults of different ages both in a professional and educational environmentThe idea of doing something to "make up for" when you were a child is so ridiculous to me
>>128259970the first things that comes to mind>refused to rate Kanye's album because of "muh antisemitism" even when he used to review bands like Peste Noire>went from reviewing a lot of indie-alternative-experimental albums to talking about mainstream pop or shitty rap 99% of the times>went from being a Bernie bro who supported free speech to a lunatic censoring leftist>lots of drama on his channels about this o that literally who people who happened to irk him in one way or another or other social media bullshit>started to take himself too seriously
>>128260158I think it's a thing about americans who never went to college, they have a high school mentality even as adults and label people in a high school hierarchy (popular, loser, captain, cheerleader, outsider etc)
>>128260158K but you sound like a former hall monitor
>>128256645Hippy birthday Fentyno I hope your wife picks lots of cotton for you today
>>128256645*pats him on his head*
>>128256645i think he's very attractive and he's a good music critic
>>128256645I never cared for him or any opinion he has.
>>128260696>very attractive>bald>below mid>gummy smile>50 years old>reddit big glasses4/10 maxBut he was a /mu/tant so i respect that
He doesn't have any accolades?He just started talking about music and it snowballed?
>>128256807Unironically this. Don't always agree with his takes, but he has undeniably put me on to some cool stuff
>>128256645Happy 40th!
has tony ever thanked /mu/ for making him famous?
>>128256645if this bald fag killed himself then it would make me happy
>>128256645a most excellent hobbit. may the hair on his head never fall out
>>128256702Happy birthday, Anthony! May your years be long and full of cheer!
>>128264553she cute
The Smiths - Unhappy Birthday intensifes
>>128256645I'm feeling a strong 1 to a light 2 on his existence
