>Death Grips release the album best album of their career, and the public takes an entire year to figure out that most, if not all of the samples and stems used are 100% made with AI after being unable to identify any of them>In a last-ditch effort to keep the MTV brand alive, Viacom/Paramount buys VEVO and relaunches it as MTV. And since most channels with the -VEVO suffix have been rebranded to have an MTV one, unfunny zoomers have turned trying to find the "" Legendary Last VEVO channel"" into the biggest meme on YouTube.>Toby Fox of Undertale fame starts a virtual band similar to Gorillaz, with the difference that it's blatantly furry-themed. The first single and video effortlessly skyrocket to the Billboard Top 100 >Adam Richard Wiles retires the Calvin Harris moniker for good and reminds everyone he can still make good music, allowing himself to get fat and becoming a James Murphy/Rick Rubin-esque figure who produces high-end projects for other artists>A NORTH Korean pop idol releases an album and it instantly becomes /mu/core>Lady Gaga releases her magnum opus completely produced by James Murphy and Tim Goldsworthy>SpaceGhostPurrp commits a mass shooting>MGK outed as a Watkins-tier pedophile>Some random One Hit Wonder from the 2010's like Alexandra Stan, Neon Hitch, Mike Posner or Dev releases a decade-defining,Thriller-tier pop album out of nowhere, only to drop off the face of the earth once more>Michael Gira runs for congress and loses>The Weeknd goes bald for his next era and it becomes his most iconic look, as this Stuart Price-produced album becomes his most successful to date>Billie Eilish #metoo's Finneas>PSY, the Gangnam Style guy returns and starts releasing more "serious" music to great success>Macklemore hard-turns to MAGA after one of the whores he's fucking posts a Tik Tok of him calling her a nigger while drunk>Kanye West does an oldies tour with Jamiroquai>Moby commits suicide
>Courtney Love confirms the theory that Kurt was trans
>>128263458>OP gets hit by a car and the only injury he sustains is completely losing his dick and balls
>>128263458>MC Ride reveals it was pronounced "MacRide" all along
>Courtney love confirms she did "it" before dying shortly after
>Elton John admits on his deathbed that he is not gay and that it was all an act
>>128263458>D4vd is innocent
>>128263458I predict I'll see this post on /mu/ again and again and again
>>128263458>Someone leaks a mystery audio from NORAD/Space Force and it's all but confirmed that it's the first example of "Alien music"... /mu/ says it's shit and that Squarepusher did it better>Jelly Roll gets caught sucking dick in a bathroom stall>Some rapper from either the Bloods or Crips gangs doesn't take kindly to Fantano's 3/10 score on his latest project and decides to turn that bald faggot into swiss cheese. >Nardwuar casually reveals he has tons and tons of dirt on popular musicians and important music excecs after being invited to an episode of "Hot Ones">Walter the Producer becomes the Next Big Thing
>>128263458Stevie Wonder can see
>The drummer from def leppard gets a robotic arm powered by AI it goes on a killing spree with a drumstick
>Britney spears dies in a meth fueled murder suicide in mexico.>Justin beiber dies from drug overdose .>kanye embraces globohomo and claws his way back to the top and becomes a top 40 pop star >billy corgan runs for mayor of Chicago>gerard way comes out as late in life trans>the rise of over the counter ozempic leads to there no longer being fat celebrities and the whole fat acceptance fat power woke garbage dies off
>>128263458>sonny Moore aka skrillex gets outed as the son of Michael Moore, effectively exposing him as an industry plant>bandcamp becomes popular after they launch a desktop app and a functional phone app>joeyy has a genuine viral hit but his career crashes and burns after he disavows sam hyde>anthony fantano gets me tooed by some only fans ho, he deletes his twitter and stops uploading videos>new kurt cobain/nirvana compilation comes out, it is scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel with tracks like kurt moaning into the microphone for minutes. nirvana fans think it's ai because of how dogshit it is
>Ethel Cain detroon and Godsmack style buttrock era
Sonic Youth reunion 2030
>Lorde announces she's retiring from music altogether to become some generic feminist activist or something>Billie Eilish releases a gritty punk rock album with over-the-top electronic production as the soundtrack to some random hollywood blockbuster
>a Brazillian Phonk compilation album will reach #1 on the Billboard and stay there for at least a month>WMG will buy the copyrights for the amen break>James Hype will invent a new genre (for real this time)>David Guetta gets hospitalized from clam poisoning.
>A kpop artist becomes mainstream globally (and I mean actually mainstream and not just pumped to streaming charts by rabid fans without them carrying any real lasting cultural relevance or legacy)
>>128264472And his name is RM
>>128264487Who?
>Lingua Ignota reveals she lied
>>128264497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq6UVL3H6SI
>>128264517Okay
>>128263458>Panchiko confess that they staged it all
>Taylor Swift hires some obscure but critically acclaimed musician to ghost write for her a somber avantgarde-ish album to show everyone that she's a real artist (think of something like Bowie's Blackstar or Scott Walker's late career records)
>>128263458>Either Conor Maynard, Austin Mahone, Elyar Fox, Cody Simpson or any of those failed Justin Bieber rip offs from 2012 starts an Alt-Right channel in the vein of Paul Joseph Watson>Threatens to expose the Hollywood pedo mafia after claiming to be abused>Never does
>>128264497real migga
>>128263458>>Some random One Hit Wonder from the 2010's like Alexandra Stan, Neon Hitch, Mike Posner or Dev releases a decade-defining,Thriller-tier pop album out of nowhere, only to drop off the face of the earth once moreIt'll be Stromae when he makes music in english
>Paul McCartney dies of some horrible accident before he reaches the age of 85>Ringo ends up outliving him by just a single year before dying of liver failure >Mike Love releases a surprise acoustic album that is actually decent and he rekindles his cult following and legacy
