This is the greatest album of all time; anyone who doesn’t think so should have their penis chopped off, grilled and fed to their families, but I’ll allow most you to be what you are (retards) so long as it’s in your top 10. It equals the classical masters in complexity without being horrendously boring, dusty shite, and exceeds all other popular music in beauty, depth and creativity.
>>128263516Today! is better tho
It had been a long and difficult journey for Audree Wilson, the mother of the Beach Boys' Brian Wilson. After a lifetime of hard work and dedication to her family, she was now in her late eighties and had been hospitalized for weeks. Her health was deteriorating rapidly and the doctors had informed her that she didn't have much time left.Audree was determined to make the most of her remaining days and asked her sons to come visit her one last time. She wanted to see them all together, to share one last moment of love and joy before she passed away.When Brian arrived at the hospital, Audree was filled with joy. She had always been so proud of her son and his accomplishments. But as soon as Brian entered the room, something seemed off. He started hyperventilating and then jumped up on top of her, saying "I always wanted to fuck you, mommy". He then unzipped his pants and started penetrating her dry, wrinkled vagina, whispering in her ear "it's your baby boy giving you love" as he slowly thrusted inside of her.Audree was in shock. She couldn't believe what her son was doing. She lay there in silence, unable to speak or move until Brian came inside her womb. When Carl and Dennis arrived, they were horrified by what they saw, even Brian knew he was in for trouble with him being caught, thus he hurries out the hospital room, bum naked struggling to put his pants back on. Audree was unable to explain what had happened, clearly in a state of demented shock, thus ruining their last meet together, making Carl and Dennis heartbroken.The brothers were left with the knowledge of their brother's grotesque character. They never spoke of it again, but it would haunt them for the rest of their lives. Audree passed away shortly after that day, but the memory of what Brian had done would stay with them forever. Mike Love has met with his mother since then and has not done any of that.
>>128263516this is a strange aggressive way to talk about this album, it’s such a sweet tender album, why are you being weird
i have never listneerned to this before because im pretty zoomer. im gonna go back to listening to creed, bye
>>128263810countless such cases
>>128263516>It equals the classical masters in complexityLol. I love this album, but this is something only a musical illiterate would say.>without being horrendously boring, dusty shiteIt's ironic you say this because some of the production choices on it are very 60s and consequently the album aged worse than many timeless classical pieces that are already centuries old.Not to mention that boredom is a subjective emotional state of the listener; it says more about your level of attention, education or taste than about the music itself. Great art often requires cultivation to fully understand and appreciate. You wouldn't call advanced mathematics "boring" simply because you don't understand it because that would reveal your ignorance, not a flaw in mathematics.It's amusing how you somehow manage to be anti-elitist yet wrong and pretentious yourself all at the same time.>>128266630This.Shit thread.
>>128263516For me, it's Sunflower
>>128263810No, only contrarians say this. It's still a great album.
>>128263516This isn't even in my top 100...
>>128263516I love wouldn't it be nice and god only knows, but the rest of the songs range from good to fine.
>>128263516this album has the biggest heart of all,
Pet Sounds is good, but I don't think it's even in my top ten beach boys albums
>It equals the classical masters in complexity without being horrendously boring, dusty shiteTranslation:>I'm too retarded and cannot enjoy actual music, so i have to elevate popslop instead to feed my psuedointellectualism
Nobody cares about these uncs tho
>>128263516In my opinion, Brian Wilson makes way more sense within the context of Hollywood film and television music production of the 60s and 70s, a world he and the rest of the Beach Boys were absolutely apart of. He worked fairly extensively with the Wrecking Crew for example, and in my opinion, his sound makes way more sense within this context. Brian Wilson was easily one of the most talented producers in this sphere. In my opinion trying to paint him as some deep intellectual savant though is almost a disservice to his work in fact. I think in a perfect world, Brian Wilson would've went on to become a Brian Eno type with a bunch of high quality ambient and melodic shit in the post-Beach Boys era but we don't live in that world unfortunately.
>>128263516It's in my Top 10, but sometimes I feel very sad.
I just wasn't made for these times is a definite top 15 song of all time. The rest is gold though Caroline no and sloop john B are just middling
>>128276429i think the only bad song is sloop john b, Caroline no is beautiful just like the rest of the album
>>128276429>>128276457Sloop John B is the only great song on Pet Sounds
