>Blonde Yelyah edition. Substack:https://substack.com/@bandteesmcgee
going off grid camping with Haley Williams for two weeks and having increasingly musky baby making sex with her every morning
Poetanon popping in here. Just want to make sure that Hayley hasn't asked about me yet.
>>128279786She’s cute
>>128279786Luv mommy Hayley but im busy as hell working rn. We'll see if i can keep the thread somewhat aliveHayley needs to practice her keys, some organ piano songs would be great, why because she is a Church rebel basically it would be cool if she appropiared more the aesthetics of the church why not. To do that she has to write darker but more metaphorical lyrics to a gloomy sounding organ distortion
>>128279848Dude fuck off, can we talk music?This isn't hiphop fecal culture.
>>128282588I was thinking about writing a poem for her but poem anon is already doing it and where is he anyway
>>128284780I want to see Hayley smile again, but a real aunthentic smile of laughter just so she remembers that life doesnt have to be so heavy. Emo girls like her love to laugh, it heals them even if for a moment.>woman sings about depression>jokerlaughing.pngTrue women have it slighly easier but its always sad to see them sad, thats why its important to be slighly funny to make em laugh.
>>128284758Well she is or was with American Football recently at a house party at the AnFootball house. Its likely she shares ideas with them about how to approach music. How shw got a couple of guitar lessons or tips about how to play slightly more mathy-emo rockhttps://www.tiktok.com/@freddy_dearmaryanne/video/7337758738238983454
Like 2 or 3 simple midwest emo / math rock guitar harmonies are enough to make a whole song around. And it will sound nostalgic and comfy perfect for a "letting go" song, thats the kinda vive midwest emo thrives in
Hagley
>>128286396Is A Cute
>>128284758I get it, it's thin skinned NFA tone policing culture. is this your first time on 4chan
>>128286794Tinkerbell lookin rough.
>>128286876I love that image. Pointing Hayley has so much soul like its encouraging you to be brave and she believes in your potential.
>>128286876>>128287749I stole your idea... cough.. I mean... I was inspired by it
>>128286794Lawd Jesus her feet are perfect
>>128286396my wife is not a hag nor is she mid
>>128287966Eww
>>128279786Sooo uh....bros....when is she actually going take it off? It cant just be a continous 3 decade long blue balling can it?
>>128289259take off wot?The panty? Vagina showing is too much for Rock. You are only allowed to show boobs and some butt. Its kinda like the Ancient Greek statue standard from back in the day.Anyway I think Hayley should tune her guitars in F-A-C-G-C-E and learn these:https://youtu.be/rrutDhBRd4E?si=E3YpjzFWmPHgUaid https://youtu.be/7HiYhSNTqo8?si=GypQUfofJWFPx-T https://youtu.be/XYihJfn7Njo?si=91jkl1mZTujGzHDd https://youtu.be/tpEmItE95tY?si=_L2idrDExq11qHpF&t=116https://youtu.be/eusO6GGKel4?si=V8ZDLMQ2iWtBiuZ3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFzdLKlYAew https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFdbiNMfZ_Qhttps://youtu.be/gnyr26FvtI0?si=5KNMSxxlpZfzQd_y&t=38https://youtu.be/sFiGPVrCEvw?si=2jUFFIYBiJtsrlOOhttps://youtu.be/KdeYQbx6DtA?si=gWmNh8qi7HixqKpehttps://youtu.be/6GtGmXgfxlQ?si=L_2OCVmK5FKP_b2hhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYqzqvYYI50&ab_channel=FreddyfromdearMaryanne(cue) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMpybYofCeY&ab_channel=FreddyfromdearMaryanne(cue) https://youtu.be/-ojS5QIbdmA?si=by-UWhxyk61gy1Wt https://youtu.be/m_ko5TgojY4?si=57OebfC7CTGveOTF&t=25https://youtu.be/YPl-ph89mWw?si=LpFaTPaSagpOB2IShttps://youtu.be/PpEOnWbCKdE?si=7K4nS-M5Jmbb4YaL https://youtu.be/x8t-awI6wZw?si=O5uD3qJxFX0gqtzjhttps://youtu.be/SyHY3x0XerI?si=M7DbtrVI1E_sAEtphttps://youtu.be/7Saoay8Ki2g?si=cg3mgr5768ToAjWmhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk67rktb9JY&ab_channel=TwoYearOldBearLiterally just find 2 (TWO) guitar arpeggios with F-A-C-G-C-E tunning and that it, thats the core a Nostalgic "Letting Go" song can be built upon.come up with something like:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A32X3Ye4CT8&list=PLApMhlxTXXpAcfWtSzZJQt7XQcqAuTRr9And thats the skeleton of a whole emo song, then you add more instruments and layers to it in the studio ofc. The other musicans Hayley hangs out with can figure out how make a great song structure. Ez pz
>>128289688>hayley owned that metal string ephiphone guitar everyone had in middle-schoolSOVL
>>128287966Its a great idea, thats a cute hag too
>>128290354Nah
I find these acoustic versions from their early days to be very comfy
>>128290497I think Hayley should learn these before Halloween ends, just let out her inner Vampire and Nashville anti-church aesthetics, if you are capable of reading between the lines and seeing the type symbolism Hayley relates to you would understand that she sees herself as a wretched cursed being on negative luck and tarnished, devoid of divine grace:https://youtu.be/7tYRUtDQNF4?si=7GnaIzc1hxP10XIOhttps://youtu.be/uLrwNjr8C5Y?si=XTtULYXPb3fIzQ4Bhttps://youtu.be/ljMFZRTt_Ek?si=QGIOp0FtFBAh27GChttps://youtu.be/0GjQSTd2EB4?si=i6qRKfAL_ZtbeHfOhttps://youtu.be/x5WxxJOTvG4?si=xhHob7VQGRpreLDahttps://youtu.be/XEMj78lpGjM?si=ACs8T4rx4hi3e1GFhttps://youtu.be/t1PAUYZpNdA?si=z-5u_UqCrxWO19Vihttps://youtu.be/TuHrYuFqT7I?si=t7wNos6dbWqz1k_3 https://youtu.be/jFEEFdRYFog?si=WmkOq0lpjXkQFlvI https://youtu.be/JHrgu3eNgsc?si=Ceb9ye-VeTFWrGPchttps://youtu.be/o5evPe5FFE8?si=-CEdFzcofGk8OlMx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSzEz4Y6gww https://youtu.be/EoHK1cr5fRc?si=T1lCApdnlBtdor_xhttps://youtu.be/WtkODiuoxjQ?si=PtM9HXg5j4TpizCghttps://youtu.be/9-UX1Gjd9w8?si=HaLcR5bWTUXyIXex
PRACTICE YOUR KEYS YELYAHShe is better at Keys than Guitar and its not even close in case you haven't figured it out. Both instruments are awesome though but if there is a main one that requires most of her dedication it's the Keys. Keys are the best instrument ever anyway you can do everything with it, every musican needs to learn them or they are a poser that doesn't take music production very seriously.
hagley midlliams
I have been saying her latest album is like a diss track on Taylor York for a long time. Her latest song “Good Ol’ Days” proves it.>Don't like songs about you, don't listen>But my voice may surely vex yaMight be a little cherry-picking but the point stands that she is really just bitter about the whole thing. She’s attempting to turn the entire fanbase against him and succeeding. She has absolutely lost her fucking mind. We need to bring back the 2000’s! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>128291721Picrel is literally every guy Hayley has been with. When there’s smoke there’s fire!
>>128279848my heart weeps for this
>>128291721It is but Taylor York did nothing wrong. (I believe he already possibly had a gf when they were dating, so yes he might have done something wrong actually). Hayley has terrible luck. Every single man she dates everytime. We don't know how it all was from Taylors perspective but I like both fellas, Hayley more obviously but I dont hold ill will towards Taylor I think they squashed the beef just fine and they smashed a bunch of times to no avail, no pregnancy. Sad...The Hayler is just the mistress of bad fortune. But on the flipside this is why she makes such good Emo tunes. I think Sweet Mommy Hayley is cursed. Keep in mind she also sees herself in this way too, a wretched being that wishes she wasn't but alas is. This has beautiful but tragic implications. Which is why I suggested Hayley to read The Birth of Tragedy by Frederich Nietzsche
>>128290685I wanna buy a synth so that I can at least emulate drums and bass, it'll be very simple but it'll better than nothing, There's a video o last hope live in Chicago that Yelyah™ plays the keys and it sounds really good.
>>128292912Its fucking amazing literally the best, most top tier instrument, EMPRESS QUEEN of instruments if you will, mogs all others and its not even close.As a musican you NEED to know your way around keys. You can make the skeleton of any musical project you can think of. Then translate some keyboard progressions to say Electric Guitar or whatever the hell you want. The best way to come up with a melody is just messing around with Keys. And Hayley should feel lucky she picked this instrument up because it is that powerful. Even Jerm, Zac, Taylor and I believe Josh play it as their side instrument.
>>128279786let it go. It's over as fuck.
>>128293016>let it go. It's over as fuck.That vibe is exactly why I love Hayley. So now you understand what is her aesthetic appeal.This is literally the music she should be making right now "let it go. It's over as fuck." type music. Represented by beautifuly aesthetic tragic metaphors such as the Book of Revelation / The Apocalypse, by the Brith of Tragedy, by Les Miserable, by the most kino classical works of art ever created by the human species and also by a gothic church-like aesthetic where various failed marriages happened.Also because Hayley is one of the last musicians holding Rock adjacent music up, so yeah her creations hold the candle.
Do you guys think Misery business deserve to be the most popular Paramore song? I like that's what you get and hard times more, this is why also
>>128293135Yeah, rhythmically, melodically its very iconic and fun to listen to. It defined the 2000s a lot.I mean it's in Saints Row 2 and like half the Guitar Hero Games. It's in Rocksmith, etc.it has that "Rushing Through" energy. You just wanna sprint on it or step on the gas speed and get in a possible car accident lol. Great song. powerful, high energy luv it. Would never do something reckless irl while listening to it, only in a video game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ImMkXb2Pqw
But alas high energy Hayley is dead, life experiences killed her, she is broken and she had to re-forge herself and she has survived this long which is good. That era is just over, she doesn't have the happiness or the correct mood within to deliver such mania heavy songs like that.Her polarity energy wise changed, Hayley should be glad she once was Young Hayley though, and nothing will ever top Young Hayley no matter what happens, I think even she knows this and thats fine. Life for her now is about lamenting previous mistakes then letting go, over and over again which is relatable that is exactly how life is gonna be for most 30 yos. Brace yourselves, it gets worse, you will have to have a warrior's soul to push through. I hope you all have it. And if you don't then forge one.
>>128279786For me it's the self titled album
>>128293418same thats why i love American Football self titled 1, 2, 3 and Led Zeppelin I, II, III, IV
>>128293418JERM won that legal case btw, he got his share the bag for that album, even if he was lazy (everyone blames the Bassist for being lazy and contributing less)https://files.catbox.moe/fwpvz6.pdfand here is the meme song he made afterwards:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RyzOfV0CZg
What is Hayley doing this Halloweenie?I hope its female Joker (no, not Hayley Quin), i mean the incel "you get what you fucking deserve" Joker but female version. Lots of cosplays about it.
>>128293531>Led Zeppelin IYou made me go back to re-listen to that Album this song is underrated:https://youtu.be/5cvEVivHVsU?si=Qq-RmPwJm-osdftj
i had sex with hayley and she got an abortion, it is her right to choose after all
>>128294564is the hayley abortionposting 1 schizo
>>128294623Probably the pedo poster
>>128293531Yeah, and she was something else in the after laughter era, wasn't she
