What would Kurt Cobain be like in 2025 if he was still alive
>>128295301A fagggot just like his fansStop spamming this faggot you cunt
>>128295301She'd be a big Kendrick Lamar fan.
>>128295301He would have the same politics as Bill Maher. Anti woke lib
>>128295301probably even more suicidal as back then
>>128295412I'm sure he'd try to be woke..but it'd get exhausting.
Bald fat faggot leftist. Possibly would have trooned out too
>>128295301He would be in competition for the most annoying person alive. Just like before he died.
>>128295326Many are saying this
Let’s just say I’m glad he killed himself so we never had to find out
>>128295301insufferable
>>128295301>What would Kurt Cobain be like in 2025 if he was still aliveWould've been even woke than he was back in the 90s probably
Kurt making mu seethe, cry, and shit their pants will never not be funny. You're bigger faggots than Kurt ever was
>>128295815ACK!
>>128295849Im sure it looked worse than that.
>>128295815No one really gives a shit about Kurt. You spamming him every single day and going YOU MAD YOU CRYING isn't the victory you think it is.
100% chance of transgender
If he lived then I think he would have left his band, divorced Courtney, and become less of a contrarian. His late 90s and 2000s music would be less aggressive, and he would occasionally collaborate with indie artists and other 90s musicians. He would have given up the heavy drugs and become a little more conservative. He honestly would have probably been friends with Kanye, and I'm sure he would have been cancelled for something by now
>>128295301Ask King Buzzo, he knew Kurt Cobain when he was alive.
He'd be homeless, living like Diogenes, or maybe working a deadend carpet-cleaning job, because today you can't make it to stardom if you're born in a poor as fuck logging village
>>128295301old, washed up, vaguely embarrassing just look at pearl jam
>>128295886It absolutely is thobeit. You cry every fucking day over someone posting about a band in a music board. It's fucking hilarious. You should try crying harder on 4chan. That's really going to help. No, really. Let's see some more crying
>>128295802Came here to make this exact post. Happy Halloween, anon!
>>128295301An insufferable woketard
>>128295908why doesnt he hold the soda can like a normal human
>>128296752You post nonstop every single day about one of the most normie entry level bands in existence. You have nothing of value to add in any discussion. Not even when it comes to talking about this basic bitch band. No one is crying. No one fucking cares about some buttrock bullshit most of us have moved on from. We all just think you're retarded. Right up there with MCRfag and the COA poster. Not very good company to find yourself in. Look inward, dipshit. Fix whatever makes you like this.
>>128295377Mormons do something a lot like this at cemetaries
>>128296361>just look at pearl jamI try not to
>>128297693Don't call me daughter, pal
Would've made good music into the 2010s at least
>>128295860Believe it or not, less.
Man, these fucking retards are actually retarded.
>>128298556Yes. We know all about you and your family
>>128298602I rest my case.
You retards are worse than the wokies.
>>128295301Laugh at retards still crying about the low-effort explosion.Deliberately meant to troll them and ideally they'd put in more effort.But no, they're just too tardy brained.
>>128298640>get bodied>Y'ALL MAD
>>128298704Bodied?
>>128295301
>>128299036That's these dudes.
>>128295301He'd basically be like hayley williams. Spew leftist rhetoric and go solo but make shitty music
>>128299052Or, go new wave.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68q-jDtZh_k
>>128295301An older and much more physically damaged Billy Joe Armstrong. In other words a little entitled cunt who needs to shut the fuck up.
>>128299092No, that's you.
>>128295301He would be one of those nostalgia acts who tour on their famous material but don't release much new stuff.
>>128295935Nice dream, retard
Hermitmaxxing not giving a fuck about anythingEveryone ITT just fantasizes about him agreeing with their own personal politics
>>128295301>What would Kurt Cobain be like in 2025 if he was still aliveA lying junkie, like always
>>128297614>Still crying this hardYour life must be extremely hard
Nirvana would've been over by 97 or 96. I'm willing to believe Courtney for once and once only about Kurt actually hating Dave (just watch the unplugged ffs) so he goes solo, maybe invites Krist to play on his solo records. The first record does well both financially and with the critics, releases 3 more albums, the last one being mediocre. With the raise of 2000's emo, Kurt falls into irrelevancy, which he isn't mad about since he always resented fame anyways. Afterwards he becomes Varg 2.0 but leftard, a hermit that releases albums and demos on an independent label and collaborates with DIY artists like Ariel Pink before he learns Ariel is a right winger. Foo Fighters never makes it past the third record as the critics would not be as benevolent with Dave's one trick pony band as Kurt would still be alive. Krist becomes the frontman of a punk rock band and plays shows with Kurt from time to time
>>128295301I doubt Nirvana would have made great albums if they had continued being a band. They might've gone down a Metallica trajectory of having 3 to 4 classics and nothing but mid albums to divisively terrible albums. They would have put out a pure noise rock album eventually that would be their my war by black flag. Maybe more acoustic material.
>>128295301he would murder Dave and kill himself in prison
>>128299535Wasn't a junkie in the first place.:(
>>128299535Remember don't believe everything you read, or see?Use your critical thinking.
>>128300099No
>>128299919Wasn't hate.New wave would've required not as aggressive drumming.Acoustic stuff, not as aggressive drumming.Moving forward his style wasn't required anymore.
>>128295326fpbp
>>128300699Plus, he was starting to work on his own stuff anyway.
>>128295301I think he wouldn't even have social media
>>128295301Like bruce jenner
>>128301330WrongKeep it up
>>128299806I hope you get murdered
>>128301330RightKeep it up
an insufferable former heroin addict who hates trump and posts shit like #nokings #transrights on twitter
>>128303061That's right, keep crying about a dude who is 100% more relevant than you and your whole family, you ineffable faggot
>>128303330That's right. Keep being more autistic than a certain New England car wash employee. I feel like you and him have more in common than you will ever know. Love how you have nothing to combat anything else so you have to suck off another man's accomplishments. Very sane of you. Very straight. Not something a homosexual would do at all.
>>128295377I think rap might be a little too misogynistic for Kurt's tastes
>>128303375R u scared of homosexuals lmao. Too bad
>>128304405What mental gymnastics did you have to do to reach that conclusion, retard?
>>128297614COA poster is based.
>>128305062Hello hello COA poster
Trans
>>128304989It's too late for you
>>128300670Kurt simping is pure cringe
>>128306046You should know all about cringe. I bet you are the ultimate faggot cringe expert
>>128295301No idea.
>>128295301Imagine him promoting his music on tik tok lmao
>>128295301>>128295326>>128295377He would be MAGA
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>>128306790He was such a faggy proto-r*ddit cringe lord cuck. He definitely would have kissed nigger feet during st. Floyd's summer of mostly love.
>>128306868I can hear your fingers on your keyboard louder than I can hear my own.
>>128306868I heard he was very fond of black men after an encounter with a group of them on one sizzling summer night in 1992.
>>128308383>sizzling summerNot again anony
>>128308383If this is a musician you need to retire.If not and even if you are, you need to check yourself into a mental hospital.
Fucking snowflakes.
>>128313022/mu/ is very sensitive. Half of them done gone cut off their dick!
>>128313073I'm talking about types like you.
>>128295301He'd be dead
>>128313229Maybe you should try crying about it on 4chan like you are doing now
He’d eat Häagen-Dazs. Lots of Häagen-Dazs.
>>128313439You're doing enough crying for the both of us.
>>128295301It's hard to say because Nirvana's Unplugged special and album were huge but they were huge in the wake of Nirvanamania that hit when Kurt's body was discovered. Do they even move the needle at all if he doesn't die?
>>128313528Literal coping.
>>128306790I agree with Johnny Rotten that hip hop was cooler as a youth movement than as a race movement.
>>128313548Now it's a depreciating culture.
>>128312964You need to get a better grasp of the English language before you tell anyone what to do
>>128313539I'm serious. Because I deleted a post saying fat tranny has-been because of UiNY. I don't know what their sound would be like after adding Pat Smear. Even if Nirvana ends up sounding like Foo Fighters with Kurt yelping the lyrics, it would take at least 4 album cycles for people to get tired of that.
>>128313539Literal crying unc. Literal sobbing little bro. Sad!
>>128313576It's a simple if/then statement.I think you need to definitely check yourself into a mental hospital.
>>128313592Maybe you're crying because you weren't born in that era.
>>128313515Says the one bitching and moaning about snowflakes. You are one
>>128313622How's that?
>>128313594You couldn't even type a simple sentence without sounding like an ESL retard. Work on that then we'll talk, you dumb bitch.
>>128313604We're all sobbing unc. Tears are streaming down our faces little bro. Not happy!
>>128313661It's okay to be retarded, anon.Just shut the fuck up about it.
>>128313715You would know, saaaaaaar
>>128313674:'(
The actual answer is no one would care, same as no one cares about Eddie Vedder or Jerry Cantrell or Scott Weiland.
>>128313637You havea gaping wound and are pus-ridden
>>128313877That's more about the rampant low attention spans and pseudo-psychopathy more than anything, though.
>>128313890Nope
i have thought about this a lot personally. lets just say he didn't kill himself. i think pat smear would have come on for the fourth album. i think their fourth album would have been their most solid , as nirvana was always meant to be a four piece, plus the demos towards the later years definitely leaned more alt rock style, think REM. i think it probably would have been over in some form maybe one album after that. Dave reportedly hated Kurt and for what its worth i think Kurt was a total dickhead in the first place. if krist continued to pursue music im sure he would have stayed with kurt. and who smear would have sided with is completely up in the air. through the 2000 "nirvana" and "foo fighters" would have been moderately competitive towards each other but with their best days firmly behind them just like foo fighters is today. maybe in the late 10's or early 20's they would do a reunion show possibly leading to a new, underwhelming album, purely for the money as whatever beef they had would have been squashed by time. as for kurts personality, see Eddie vedder
>>128313958No need to lie, you're anonymous
>>128314766Lie about what?
>>128314780Your gaping wound
>>128314784Oh, I don't have one.
>>128314794Lying on the Internet must be embarrassing
>>128314820Is it?I guess you'd know.
>>128313528>Do they even move the needle at all if he doesn't die?Despite what all the shit-for-brains are saying, I was there, I was in high school when he popped his brains and you know what? The whole thing was forgotten in a few months.There wasn't any huge Nirvanamania that year.New bands quickly filled the void. Offspring, Bush, Soundgarden hit their mainstream peak in 94. Also AiC was still around and they did their unplugged much later and they were still somewhat relevant.Really there wasn't any sort of Lennon moment, some kind of mass cultural shock. It only lasted a few days.Sure this attracted more normies to the unplugged show because that was the cleanest and least scary packaging their music ever got. It was basically coffeeshop music for the 90s. Acoustic ballads with a somewhat apathetic sedate mood. But with some pop nerve and rhythm.Anyway, don't think there was something like millions of Nirvana tshirts selling that year and tens of millions of albums because he offed himself. Far from that.
>>128314826Pathetic comeback
>>128315123You are pathetic, yes.Now go, be free.
>>128295301Forcing everyone on his tour to get vaccinated and dressing as a gayer Elton John
>>128296361Eddie lived long enough to become the Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town.
>trans dead
>>128315622Many such cases
>>128315622>>128315631Not trans.Was punk to do back then.
>>128315165You can't help it
>>128295301Probably posting in modern Something Awful's GBS board. He was very left-wing and non-edgy for early 90's standards.
>>128308383Kurtsisters... is this true?
>>128306688Bad take.
>>128295301he'd be a chud if he was a zoomer. unironically
>>128316826'fraid so
>>128299993The Nirvana my war album seems like it would have been awesome.
>>128299993>>128316863That's literally just In Utero
>>128315106>It was basically coffeeshop music for the 90s.that stings. that's how i always saw unplugged without thinking it.
>>128295326Fpbp
This right here is my pretty boy swag
>>128315106I was in grade school. By the time I hit 7th grade, a bunch of girls loved Kurt. It was like after Jerry died and then a bunch of kids were in tie dye. But with Nirvana, it was like history was rewritten and Smells Like Teen Spirit becomes this super important song that kills hair metal and pop rock overnight when Nirvana wasn't even the biggest band out of Seattle. Yeah, Green Day and Rancid and Offspring come up and it isn't like there was this void of talent in the wake but to say there was no increased interest in Nirvana afterwards is disingenuous. What was odd to me is I remember when Shannon Hoon died and I don't remember anyone getting into Blind Melon but I remember all the skater kids fucking loving Sublime when "What I Got" dropped after Bradley died.
he's be alt right
>>128318415>But with Nirvana, it was like history was rewritten and Smells Like Teen Spirit becomes this super important song that kills hair metal and pop rock overnight when Nirvana wasn't even the biggest band out of Seattle.the rewriting was happening in real time and almost everybody who listened to grunge was aware of it. the term grunge itself was astroturfed. you might want to check out the documentary Hype from 1996
>>128295301Long hair version of James Carville.
>>128296361lmao the bass player is still wearing silly hats
>>128313474Whaw would be the best outcome for him?Obesity or suicide?
>>128317681What even is that?Getting on a megaphone and telling everyone you're a bitch?
>>128316468Help what?
>>128316844>>128320631You know, feeling insecure does not giving a death penalty to someone else make.:(
>>128320755You crying? You mad unc? It seems like you're crying. I bet you're crying lil bro.
>>128295301still 5'7" but wearing a Hillary T-shirt
>>128295301giggling at 4chanbut not family guy jokes
>>128295301fat
>>128295301soundcloud emo
>>128295301People don't like to admit it since Dave Grohl seems to be a pretty well-adjusted guy, but Foo Fighters mogged Nirvana. Nirvana might have had the A+ songs, but that was mixed in with a whole lot of filler and mega-annoying shit, while Foo's consistently turned out B+ stuff.All in all, it was to the benefit of the music-listening public that Kurt NoBrain offed himself, and made the music industry sympathetic and receptive to playing Foo's which resulted in their long career that got at least some partly listenable music on the radio regularly.
>>128322741they totally different music don't be a chud critic
He would probably yell "Help, I'm in this box stuck in the ground, somebody dig me out!"
>>128320739Your endless amounts of cope
>>128322615KWAFB (kek what a fat bitch)
>>128326440Is it cope?I'm just refuting your cope.
