Which Zodiac sign produces/makes the best music?
Taurus and that ain't no bull
Gemini
>>128408700Which one is the most Jewish?
>>128408725Capricorn as they are ruled by Saturn
Sorry lasses. Scorpio it is
>>128408714well I can't think of anyone; most famous artists are pisces pussies, gemini schizos, or frustrated capricorns
Yes of course we're Geminis, how did you know? Was it the diagnosed schizophrenia?
>>128409123there's been quite a few. Robert Smith, James Brown, Trent Reznor, Stevie Wonder, Sid Vicious, Janet Jackson, Joe Cocker, Billy Joel and Darius Rucker are on the list and the list goes on. /mu/ darling Sabrina Carpenter's on it too
Sagittarius are industrious and will stop at nothing for world domination.
>>128408700Taurus easily we are the most Tvre Kvlt alligned we got Warrior Poet sovlshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd8AVbwB_6E
>>128409282Thats a good one too, it's musically aligned and ambitious because Centaurs are also warriors. They love Bows and Harps. War and Poetry / Music.
>>128409348Tauruses are laid back and set things up so as to not over-exert themselves.
>>128409420they have to, have you worked out a day in your life? If you dont have a dedicated resting day your muscles dont grow. Laziness is productive, its recovery.
those born under sagittarius only resemble a horse from the waist down
>>128409443can confirm i got a +7 incher and i own a bowand i love stringed instruments
Aries=bouncy and high energy
>>128409123Hayley is a Capricorn and is frustrated because>tfw no musican bfbtw almost everything from the Capricorn relates to death, even the planet Saturn is death aligned.Maybe she really is cursed.
>>128409513yes my mother is a Capricorn and perpetually frustrated that she's never been able to live the grandiose lifestyle she thinks she's supposed to have
>>128409543
>>128409543in classical myth, Saturn = Cronos, the god of time and decay — who devours his own children.Symbolically, Saturn governs:Time / mortality / agingDiscipline and limitsEndings, decay, rebirth through enduranceSo while Saturn isn’t “death” in the same sense as Pluto (the underworld), it is tied to the passage of time, loss, and inevitable decline — the temporal aspect of death.Capricorn energy often faces mortality, grief, and responsibility with stoic realism, not escapism.Earth signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn) relate to material cycles — birth, decay, and renewal.The Earth receives the dead — burial, compost, transformation.It also represents stability after loss — “dust to dust.”So yes — the earth element naturally connects to the physical process of death and rebirth, in a grounded, not mystical way.Capricorn represents the winter solstice — the darkest point of the year, when the sun begins to return.That’s why it symbolizes:Endings that lead to renewalPerseverance through darknessWisdom gained through suffering
Perry Como specialized in sleepytime singing because like all Tauruses he believed in taking it easy and not exerting himself too hard.
>>128408700Libras objectively make the best music because they have to listen to every genre possible to prove to themselves they're not biased, unironically reaching a higher influence status than other signs.Other than that, pisces for the pure feels.
Sags go to Jupiter to get more stupider
>>128409648Jupiter is literally the King of The Gods, The Sky Father. It has the most Alpha Energy besides Mars.
>>128409643Jesus Christ was a pisces
>>128408700>ITT: Gathering homos
>>128409643Pisces are perpetual doomers, always kinda depressed and dark.
>>128409690or women art hoes that go to crystal shops and read Greek Mythology 101 books but don't yet know the advanced knowledge & cant even get into Nietzsche or Rudolf Steiner & comprehend them earnestly. That being said The Birth of Tragedy by Nietzsche is amazing highly recommended philosophy book for any Musician, yes the subject of that book is the most Dyonisian Art: music.Also I just discovered Robert Plant is a Leo. It does suit him, with mane and everything.
Trump is Leo oddly so are Clinton and Obama.
>>128409740Trump is 100% Leo
>>128409740Leos are commanding leader-like people so perfect fit for a president or CEO or something.
Listen to this NOW (with subtitles if you get lost in the sauce):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma-5flxf0jA
>>128409282also willing to try just about anything as Bowie demonstrated
>>128409714This nigga has Bjorn Andresen vibes but more manly somehow
>>128409843Aryan Supreme Trve Kvlt Anglo-Saxon genetics
Paul McCartney is a Gemini and his solo career has proven that without an editor he'll wander off on all kinds of lolsorandumb nonsense.
>>128409843Wow I look just like him but latino
>>128409506fuck off
>>128409933TEMPORARY SECRETARY
What is a Scorpio? I can't think of any famous musicians who are Scorpios.
>>128409282Yes that's Sagittarius. It's Swift, Frank Sinatra, John Lennon. Cold, calculating, ruthless, and will stop at nothing to be number one.
>>128410020lol actually Lennon was a Libra. you got his birthday off slightly there.
>>128410009Eminem I guess. Scorpio artists are kind of perpetual midwits where you think there's something there but scratch the surface and the music is actually quite lacking in content.
>>128410029yeah. Lennon was a Libra so were Chuck Berry and Jerry Lee Lewis. not always the hardest working or most organized but fond of pushing boundaries and had an edgelord streak.
>>128410101Chuck Berry was white btw and the white man invented the electric guitar, Gibson and Fender.
>>128408700Leo.
>>128410060also cf. Anthony Kiedis. a retarded jock junkie who can sometimes be superficially soulful eg. Under The Bridge
Cancers are always competent at what they do but fall short of greatness somehow.
>>128408725aries because i dated a jewish aries
>>128409506yeah. Christgau is an Aries, can listen to 30 albums a day without stopping and always looking forward to the next 30 albums the next day.
>>128409714oh hey yeah also James Hetfield is a Leo that does kinda fit him
the leo Hetfield vs the virgo Mustaine
>>128409420I'm a Taurus and yeah call me the laziest bastard un-hung.
>>128410244Virgos are notorious neurotics.
>>128409506Elton John is 100% an Aries.
>>128410273'perfectionist' seemed apt
>>128410248Starway To Heaven's intro was stolen from Taurus
>>128410060Neil Young. Great at making meaningless stoner nursery rhymes and midwit political takes that get confused for being deep.
Leo is Apollonian Hyperborean trve kvlt spirit, it can be childish sometimes, it gets lost in tales of yore, heroism, etc like Homer, like Jason and the Argonauts, or The Epic of Gilgamesh, or Hercules, Beowulf, etcSun (Leo’s ruler) = Life, identity, immortality through artFire element = Passion, creativity, renewalTone = Transcendent, mythic, illuminatedRelation to Death = Overcoming it through spirit and expressionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8VduT7aR2c
>>128410348who gives a fuck about madonna dumb faggot this is a rocker board.
>>128409123>>128409700correct. George Harrison was a pushover and perpetually depressed.
>>128409506Yes.
Bon Dylan is also the classic Gemini. mf-er never knows what religion he's following from one week to the next.
>>128410516I was thinking more like same with McCartney, has a tendency to write down whatever random gibberish he thought up in the shower.
>>128409614>>128409513If Capricorns are decay/death aligned then their Mythological Gods (Besides Cronos / Saturn) they resonate with would be:>Nodic Myth: Odin (or a male)>Hel>Celtic Myth: Morrigan (for a woman)
>>128410379Nina Simone was a Pisces. Of course she was, why wouldn't she be?
>>128409566poor guy. always wanted to be president all his life and when he finally got it couldn't even enjoy it because he was a vegetable by that point.
>>128408700Aquarius are known to change direction on a dime and never stick with any one course of action very long.
>>128410632Necromancers would'va have kept him alive.
https://youtu.be/tFciE5k9cWwany other zodiac songs
cancer cause its the only shit /mu/ enjoys
>>128410666There is a lot of Folk Rock music related to the Zodiac, the Occult and Greek Myth and what nothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pUCFJuj9vM
also Jimi Hendrix was a Sagittarius make of that what you will
>>128410101Hi?
>>128410009charles manson
>>128410434I must have thought there were more pre-rock singers who...>>128410060Right, yeah. Patti Page and Jo Stafford. Both Scorpios both pretty voices always tasteful but ultimately didn't have a whole lot to say.
>>128410745>the druggie schizo that is not even a musican that thought that Helter Skelter from The Beatles was a song with a secret message in it about how he must go into a bunker to survive the end of the world then rule black people when he comes outCharles Manson not only had a shitty retarded death cult that deserved to get caught and shut down but he also had shit taste musically.
>>128410739yeah he's a Libra alright. always chaotic always a bit vulgarian.
>>128410273>>128410287Michael Jackson. Neurotic and a perfectionist type.
Ozzy was also a Sagittarius
>>128410850warrior-sage energy
>>128410850yes now no matter how much people think he was Sharon's puppet actually he was a lot more ruthless and ambitious than most assume
>>128410782>>128409637Peggy Lee was a Taurus and also specialized in hypnotic sleepytime vocals.
Kurt Cobain was born Feb 20 which is on the border between Aquarius and Pisces but I could see he had that Pisces perpetual doomer mentality.
>>128410921that solves the mystery on why he was such a whiny dick
>>128410893oh right yeah, so was Bing Crosby
>>128409230James Brown was def. a Taurus alright.>make an entire career out of just going in the studio and making a bunch of "HHHHYYEEEAHH WOOO YEEAHHH" sounds while high on coke
>>128410850Marty Friedman too
>>128409230Willie Nelson, another guy who does sleepytime singing.
>>128410782Katy Perry is a Scorpio. Good voice, otherwise the depth of a pan of water.
>>128410009Jeff Buckley was Scorpio
>>128408700Sagi, most being born in the most kino month (December) helps
>>128412925December has some magic to iteven Jesus is from Dec
zodiac bullshit is almost as gay as racism
>>128413158>loreletNo you don't read which is different. Zodiac shit is white ancestral culture. Go play with your voodoo doll shit bang 2 rocks together like a troglodyte.
>>128413170It’s from Babylon, retard
>>128410009>>128410060>>128410139>>128410294>>128410782>>128411020>>128410893Scott Weiland, Steven Wilson, Bootsy Collins, Drake, Frank Ocean, Karol G, Billie Eilish, Joe Walsh, Ennio Morricone, Johann Strauss, Aaron Copland, Paganini...Keep seething btw, it's fun to watch you losers
>>128409643examples???
>>128413516Drake is exactly what he means. Shallow, empty music only midwits think has any content.
>>128409714Eydie Gorme was a Leo. Figures, her singing certainly thundered like a lion lol.
>>128409123Lemmy was a Capricorn even had a song about it.
>>128413516so a bunch of Talentless HacksRap is not music btw
>>128410009Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, Bjork, Andy Partridge, Steven Wilson, Jeff Buckley, Johnny Marr, Jonny Greenwood, William Reid, Adam Ant, Jeff Mangum, Natalie Merchant
Not that many Aquarius musicians...
astrology is MBTI for women
>>128418988MBTI is astrology for pseuds
>>128418882YEAH BECAUSE WE ONLY HAVE 28 DAYSand no one has sex in early may :(
>>128418988Astrology is based because it's og religion trve kvlt that has survived all these years
>>128419018yeah obviously the stars are more indiciative of your personality than a personality test
>>128409230A lot of pre-rock singers were Tauruses as well including Perry Como, Bing Crosby, Teresa Brewer, Peggy Lee, and Ella Fitzgerald. For rock guys Iggy Pop is debatable as his birthday is on the border between Aries and Taurus.
did you know on /pol/ you can't type "SJW" or greentext in OP posts unless you use the email verify because those are filtered?
>>128409740>>128409745>>128409797Trump is a gemini you stupid niggers
my female coworkers were talking about this nonsense and I said they just give vaguely accurate descriptions that anyone can relate to and for some reason they didn't seem to like thatwhy are they so hard to understand? it makes no sense
>>128419610>he thinks its just about personalitylorelet
>>128408700Pisces, obviously
