>>128435518anjoonk
happy shouting day
imagine the wonplantzuri
Torn Jeans
>>128435518bowrin
kot 2 illit, here we go
what humiliation ritual will ador put them through?
Moshi moshi? Yes I'm here to save kpop
loossemble won
wony luring cute nerdy white boys back to her condo and.. !!
>>128435520>>128435524anjoonk
2 jeans
I wish I was wony's slave
>>128435526a concept that will make Laysha and Girl Crush look like nuns
>ADOR announces NewJeans HYEIN & HAERIN's intent to continue their activities with ADOR50/50 part 2?
>>128435531making them do the dishes?
>>128435525we welcome the kot
newjeans literally copied fifty-fifty lol
>>128435537fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKi can't wait
Are NewNewJeans invited to HYBE Game Caterers?
kot rimming bsh with tears in her eyes
>>128435541what the heck did they do to yoon
time to sue the aussies
>>128435541sex
>>128435548ribbit
judas
>>128435553this insufferable zipperhead wont be missed
hyein 22nd april microbikini shoot
Literally the only 2 smart NJs, bro will come next
mhj about to release the kot molka
It was said Judas betrayed Jesus for 50 silver coins, I wonder what then must it take for Haerin and Hyein to betray the others.
>>128435544yes after they... !!
>>128435556hyein's mother...
Would you still follow Newjeans minus the aussies?
>>128435559was hoping these 3 wouldn't come back
dani and hanni flee to australiaminji goes to jail
>>128435564Not paying the 50 silver coins
>>128435544>implying I wouldn't
ADOR waiting for the 22nd of april then flying haerin and hyein over to japan for a MISM shoot before resuming their music careers like nothing ever happened
Haerin to LSFHyein to ILLIT
>>128435564probably seeing their manager make a fool out of herself after she got caught cheating
>>128435569nah they are cooked in any form
please bro come to your senses
>>128435565cook her a very complicated dinner that results in a lot of dishes to do?
hanni, dani and minji saying goofy stuff in english was the best thing about newjeans...
>>128435575this but vice versa
Bunnies in shambles.What will those who support MDH call themselves vs those who support HH?Bun vs nies?
>>128435569yeah, I only liked kot
>>128435581examples?
hh_enemies
>Breaking: NewJeans' Haerin And Hyein To Return To ADOR>Breaking: NewJeans' Haerin And Hyein To Return To ADOR>Breaking: NewJeans' Haerin And Hyein To Return To ADOR>Breaking: NewJeans' Haerin And Hyein To Return To ADOR
so is the return without conditions or is there an under the table deal to flip on MHJ and hanni
>>128435591it's like keena's return, they testify against mhj
i think ador just made the announcement to gloat that they mindbroke 2 of them. what the fuck are they supposed to do with just 2 members who can't sing and can't carry a conversation?
3 fresh dottis to newjeans, haerin becomes the retard leader
>>128435589>it's realwtf? so what about the other members?
>>128435586https://streamable.com/r3ppwv
surprise surprise, the two members that didn't want to leave ador in the first place are back
so it won't be haerin or hyeinnow the question is which of the other 3 will kill themselves when things don't work out?
haneys lip injection bills caught up to her and haerins weed supply hit critical levels (only 3 quaps)
>>128435596they add new members, fire and sue the other 3
>>128435596hyein, the least popular member of newjeans, is way more popular than the most popular member of almost any other group outside of the big name ones
remember Hyeins dad lost custody of his own child over this
>>128435601statistically speaking the korean one
>>128435599>mulclassic
>the dazai books are literally two translations of the same book and she admitted she only read a few lines before dropping it because she couldn't understand the vocabulary>one of them is a self-help bookshe can't get away with this
Ah shit they broke ranks. Sorry tokkibros this is a massive L on us
they should add yeseo to newjeans
good morning piona friends
>>128435607he's probably fucking a prostitute in celebration
>>128435599>american accent>you sound posh...
Do you think Haerin consulted the other 3 members? I can't imagine her backstabbing them.
>>128435614>>128414806go away
>deadline to appeal passed>Newjeans didn't appealit's fucking over lmao. they threw in the towel. they're gonna return to ador or literally just sit it out until 2029
>>128435614
>>128435611stinking rich people trying to larp as intellectuals what else is new
>>128435621Who is this WMAF coded chick?
schke_lovers
>>128435621Look at those eyes. I’m sure the members knew she was gonna do this just like Jesus knew Judas was gonna betray him.
kot to katseye because she has cat eyes
>>128435580yes and the one whose dish pleases wony the most gets to... !!!
cucumber or broccolie
i still don't care about the newjeans shit
yeseo is out of rapein so ador should pick her up
'06 can finally reunitekot spaghetti challenge
no one even linked thisfaggots>251112 MBC M Show ChampionFIFTY FIFTYRESCENE&TEAM82MAJORxikersAM8ICARrCDKZNEXZTEMPESTXODIACNEWBEATAHOFXLOVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dvr4Utexcls
[NOTICE] We at ADOR would like to inform you.NewJeans members Hyein and Haerin have expressed their intention to continue their activities with ADOR.After careful consideration with theirfamilies and thorough discussions withADOR, the two members have made the decision to respect the court's ruling and comply with the exclusive contract.ADOR will do its utmost to ensure that Hyein and Haerin can continue their entertainment activities smoothly.We kindly ask for the warm support of our fans and respectfully request that you refrain from any unfounded speculationregarding the members.Thank you.
>>128435633noi already goon to katseye way too much now
>>128435640absolutely dreadful lineup. i literally don't know a single group here
>>128435640>82MAJOR>AM8IC>ARrC>DKZ>NEXZ>AHOF>XLOVbro fell asleep on his keyboard typing this
>>128435638two perfect angels
>>128435611fuck off edinhoalso the donna tartt book is pretty good
>>128435641They better do DOGEZA to Illit, Lsf, & Bang PD
>>128435640look at that lineup dawg only 2 groups worth watching for
>>128435635https://streamable.com/yz95zt
>>128435640the absolute state of kpop group names
>>128435530didn't they disband
>>128435596DBSK
>>128435640someone linked it last thread
>>128435634DON'T POST THAT WEBM YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHITI HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
>>128435641they will just stay in the dungeon and wait for their contracts to run out
>>128435641>this is secretly an insider trading play on the HYBE stock so that the rest of the members have enough money to pay the penalty
>>128435640we're here for DonkeyKongz
wony is more mature and has better work ethic than most of you
>>128435640we wanted hitgs
how are tokkis feeling
>>128435641>preemptively scolding fans for gossipfucking hall monitors
what's the issue with that webm?
real talk though we need bro back
>>128435653all of them were generational talents, even meth angel toilet yoochun could've carried the group
what a shame if bro has decided to go down with the ship
>>128435662>the two worst members returned>still no hanniwe're still losing
Hanni to massage parlor.
>>128435634start doing the dishes first?i don't think that guy likes your webm btw
>>128435662cranking their braincells to twist this news as a win
>>128435666we just need kot, dani and hanni
>>128435670yeahhonestly half the group capitulating is a way worse outcome than all of them going back
>>128435611wonder why she'd pick it then. does the book have a popular reputation in korea?read it from a /lit/ chart and it was just bleak in a not even interesting way
>>128435662im glad its over
is hana sick againdamn
>>128435662>normal tokkishappy>hardcore OT6 tokkispissing and shitting as their entire worldview has fallen apart
>>128435676narin is the real #reader and she was the one who told gawon to read it
>>128435675>>128435670it's a negotiating tactic to get the other 3 to cave
>>128435676it's a very famous book anon not just on /lit/, it's part of the east asian canon
>>128435683hmm maybe we should do a health check on narin
>>128435655don't call it a gravethis is the future you chose
>normal tokkislollmao
>>128435611i refuse to believe any woman that isn't doing a history major has ever read these. certainly not a giga-stacy like gawon
>>128435681>OT6I was like uh... there's only 5 of them and then I realized who the 6th was referring to
Hanni pump xin chao
5 - 1 = 0
that sister's vietnamese husbandwife is on
>>128435693actually 5 - 1 = 4
>>128435693here's your newjeans bro
>>128435694the vietnamese husbandwife poster is a homosexual man
edinho really poisoned the well for newjeans discourse
>>128435694>>128435699no one knows who you are, stop talking about yourself
>>128435693hyein sucked and her returning means nothing
just split them into two groupsnewtms and newsemble
>>128435687she seems to be doing exceptionally well for someone who unfortunately looks like that
Love Ian.
>>128435705FUCK girls in santa suits is my fetishany kotone or kaede or xinyu?
Love Jiwoo.
>>128435655What's wrong with a girl cuddling a small child.kpop fans can be really crazy
>Watch HYBE get 3 random Korean trainees and add them to the group to replace the other members. Baby the only reason Newjeans blew up is because of Hanni’s unique tone and Danielle’s vocalstokkis are not taking the news well
fatman lost
park sohyun's enormous hangers and cute stumpy fridgey lower body and fat hairy p
so what are the chances bro and the bogan whores come back
>>128435712>>>/mu/haus
>>128435717the reason they blew up is because of their catchy songs
>>128435705love her
>>128435525lessssssss goooooooooo
>>128435712>>128435721don't sexualise our girls
we wanted hanni....
i can see bro coming backmaybe danibut hanni has burnt a lot of bridges
CALLED IT.Knew the girls would eventually grow dissenting opinions after taking L after L and their prime years slipping away.
>>128435724the whole "aesthetic" is what blew up, which is why illit became a global sensation when they copied newjeans and started flopping nonstop once they tried to go their own way
>>128435525>>128435728can we get youngseo back instead
>>128435722outlook not so good
Love minju.
>>128435721cbs...
>>128435728>nu-kot gets kicked out>replaced by the better koti see this as an absolute win
>>128435724but are the nu-ador staff capable of creating hits without mhj's guidance?
have a bunny
>>128435739you might be retarded if you think this
>spaghetti 0 win
>>128435730not even naky??
>>128435739the illit copied newjeans shit is so played out at this point brother two years into their contract its impossible to say these groups sounded similar at all get new material
>>128435724>>128435739the reason they blew up was because of generous financial support from HYBE
they definitely use duct tape to keep the pads in place
>hyein and haerinThe fuck is minji's problem siding with filthy au*trailians
>>128435751LE SSERAFIM is for the arts, not the charts.
i knew our maknaes angels were innocent victims being led by very bad people
>>128435748no point if it's just a duo anyway, i think they will just wait until more members come back, maybe release some solo fillers in the mean time
>>128435737>hanni has burnt a lot of bridgesshe's forcing the americans to trek deeper into the jungles of 'namwhere her bamboo stick traps await
realistically they are just going to be soloists and release like 1 song a year and mainly just focus on being celebrities/influencers/fashion models or whatever the fuckgoing back to ador is just to avoid a lifetime of crippling debt. the only cost is naked dogeza to BSH and selling out MHJ who is now super cooked when they testify against her and offer their telegram chat logs
>>128435748who cares. hybe probably won't put effort on their new songs and just keep giving them slop till they slowly fade away like itzy
>>128435751is j-horse the least popular bts or somethingis this the first time a bts-related song goes without a single music show win
>>128435686yeah, but i imagine it must have a kind of unpalatable reputation there? the book is about killing yourself by a guy who did kill himself
one day soon im going to find hanni working at the vietnamese bakery near my house ill tell her it's okay that she lied and i forgive her for ruining newjeans then ill ask for extra sauce on my sausage roll
>>128435745cbs lezzo crush on sohyun...
>>128435764or they could send them to survival shows
>>128435767yes but also like 70% of the bts fanbase is for jungkook and v
>>128435598Trillions in debt
>>128435757she's canadiancommonwealth stronk
>>128435774now this would be based make them run the gauntlet
j-hope has fallen off recently with all the pop english tracks he's been releasing but he was always the best member and the one that seemed to remain true to bangan's original vision. even the rapmonster himself doesn't even rap anymore.
Who should they put around Hyein and Haerin in New NewJeans?
>>128435774>judges ask them why they betrayed their previous group and question whether they can be trusted
When I find myself in times of troubleMother Mary comes to meSpeaking words of wisdomLet it beAnd in my hour of darknessShe is standing right in front of meSpeaking words of wisdomLet it be
>>128435781who
>>128435775what about us jiminsisters
>>128435767the show that counts global streams is on hiatus for the christmas season, that would have been 3 easy winsbut i dont really care because it's nmixx blocking us, they deserve it
bro and minji are besties surely she can be persuaded
>>128435786who what??
hybe gives zero fucks, they are going to stick 3 new trainees they've had cooking and call it NewJeans. we've already seen Fifty Fifty.
>>128435774I think this might qualify as mistreatment though
>>128435782jinni, yeseo, garam
>>1284357823 HYBE global trainees (1 indian, 1 blasian hapa from california and 1 indo)
>>128435728wait where's the nose mole!
why the fuck do newfags want to start bts discourse this is not twitter sisters nobody cares
>>128435785have you listened to the rose cover of this song
literally the only members that mattered were hanni and minji. it was their group, under the supervision of mhj. they were the key piecesdani was literally brainwashed, and it was super apparent to anyone paying attentionhaerin and hyein were pure filler members
>>128435798> this is not twitteproof???
>>128435785https://desuarchive.org/mu/thread/111150817/#111151071
>>128435645i smiled
im not sure they are taking the news well
>>128435792fifty fifty is not in the same league as newjeans
>>128435798tokkipatels trying to deflect
>>128435801hanni is a fat viet and bro looks like a brown boy. you're delusional
>>128435798i was just curious ok
>>128435781jimin is the best bts member
We only accept kot in ILLIT if she does Chewy-style humiliation ritual apology video where she denounces MHJ and H*nni
>>128435764they're going to be like tvsq or 5050
>>128435801haerin is the visual face of newjeans even non kpop fans recognize her
>>128435792the difference is that fiftyfifty were never even remotely relevant as idols, their success came entirely from tiktoknewjeans were too famous. normies will notice
>>128435792this would be the best outcome for entertainment value as tokkis would go absolutely nuclear
>>128435801brother we are celebrating an epic win for our favorite globohomo megacorp all the bootlicking is now paying dividends please don't disturb us
get in while you can
what should have been…
>>128435660i would suck ceo cock i got paid millions too
>>128435815they could probably trick her to do it
what a diva
>>128435792main difference is if the three make a new group or whatever it would be successful instead of whatever dogshit ablume turned out to be
>>128435814that nigga never got good at singing despite all the supposed potential he had back in the day and has only gotten worse with age but he's chill.
ywn wake your park sohyun gf up by performing oral sex on her through her gigantic wirey bush
>>128435811XD bit harshI don't care for minji but Hanni is sex
Reminder: newjeans = mhjMembers =/= newjeans
>>128435817>>128435811minji is the visual of njz to normies
>>128435818do you think normies will care? I doubt the average person can even name a single member of OldJeans
>>128435824true you can't really blame her for doing that
>>128435826greedy monster abusing her powers. (will still touch myself to her though)
>>128435826>not theI fucking hate zoomspeak so much its unreal
>>128435811>hanni is a fat vietYES
>>128435771they would praise him if he was white
rebooting with new members is like rebooting aespa minus karina and winter, hybe would never ever do it
>>128435836slurp
mhj said bro hit the wall at 18
>>128435795>what are we, some kind of suicide squad?
>>128435826and the other members are living together in the dorm sharing rooms to be close to each other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci_M-DIkpeE
>>128435840added
hybe are now stuck with flops like illit yikes
>>128435828jimin is the best dance, j-hope is stilted by comparison, they're all good singers, jimin has a fluidity and a grace that is unmatched in all of kpop, it's like how one of the big reasons Messi is the best footballer is because he's short and so has a low centre of gravity, jimin has the most effortless control of his body, it's an aesthetic thing
>>128435826did they actually jail someone for 2 years for internet bantz? I thought only british caliphate did shit like this
>>128435844then what the fuck will they do? korean varieties? acting? those 2 got the worst personalities out of the 5
chubby middle aged brownies excitedly trawling twitter for screenshots to post in kpg to earn some (You)sit's a dishonorable contemptible pathetic and pitiable job but someone has to do it
>>128435801That one guy and Hyein's voice in ditto though
>>128435815this>>128435822 is all she has to do
total and absolute newjeans death
>>128435850bravo BSH
>>128435844this is what people don't realize. not having hanni and minji means you lost
>>128435860defamation laws are a joke in korea you can get locked up for insulting people yeah if the judge gets a few bribes
FINALLY
>>128435844Even if all the members will return it doesn't matter, without mhj direction it will be another soulless no personality illit oslop in terms of content and music. At least now haters will shut up with their "reeeee why didn't they think about their future reeee think about the money reeee"
bring back minji. kill the rest they are cunts
The apology to Wonhee needs to be louder than the disrespect
thoughts on my current favorite gaypop?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5ljl9pNAmc&list=RDD5ljl9pNAmc
how do we call this new division of tokkibros?
>>128435840where did this even come from?
the concept of anon seething over words
yejibros we came to wony's butt today
>>128435521the most beautiful princess
>>128435764it's going to be like fiftyfifty with a bunch of new even younger members. they'll never reach their former success but maybe it'll be enough to turn a profit
>>128435853and sharing wet showers. imagine taking a shower and the whole floor is fucking wet
>>128435870special star diary episode with hyein and kot
>>128435835the average korean knows hanni's face and voicethe average korean is at least vaguely aware of mhj because of this outfit
>>128435878Real tokkis are waiting for ooak
big chuuba
>>128435871>mhj directionyou mean copying mexican jeans?
>>128435872i would end myself is my kwaifu did this to me
I refuse to believe Hanni is stupid enough to drag the entire group down with her
>>128435887Why was this fit so iconic
>>128435885licking up the shower floor water if gaeul or liz or yujin or rei were just in there...
>>128435871>mhj directionwe don't want more coke ads or soulless advertisements
The bunnies on twitter are losing it
>>128435771poor normans can't tell it's a kid, they just see height
>>128435873love wonhy
>>128435893it was the most iconic kpop moment of 2024
Unironically 2 of the worst NewJeans members went back to ador. It’s over for those two.
>>128435890I mean being the biggest kpop group in the past 10 years and the only kpop group with soul and personality which is the key element for success on the west, mr seabrown
>>128435901
>>128435896>coke adsnmixx paved the way
>>128435876one of the more exciting young groups
>>128435886hope it's worth the 2 year wait
>>128435860it wasnt just banter, she was running a business based on slander
>>128435893the inventor of kpop having a meltdown on live tv to millions of global viewers
>>128435904>biggest kpop group in the past 10 yearsnice bait tokki bro there's at least 3 groups bigger than NewJeans
>>128435904Blackpink?
>>128435912Name all 3 retard
>>128435904>>128435871this tokki melting
it is incredible how newjeans fucked it all up
>>128435541yoon is pure sex
time to kick some pedo butt
