Why do rock chicks always play bass?Why it instantly make them hot asf?
>>128442146It’s the easiest instrument
>>128442181Not really
why did she do it
>>128442275Just got out of jail
because bass contains the word ass in itwhores are drawn to it
>>128442275itchy pussy
It clicks since we were lil
>>128442146Because you're a nerd who fantasizes about being the cool guitarist fucking the cute bassist and making music together but in the real world it's the frontman who gets the girl.
>>128442146Its easy
>>128442146No critical lead guitar skills needed, just strum the rhythm
>>128442146they are attracted to rhythm instruments because woman is the nigger of the world
>>128442181>>128443211>>128443441It's not like playing guitar in alt rock/punk was hard or skill demanding
>>128443548>all downstrokes pickingIt has its issues.
>>128443548Still, it's beyond women
>>128442199it's by far the easiest
>>128443925In alt rock or punk it's just as easy as guitar, if not a bit harder cus the strings are thick and the chords are wide
>>128442146You fear the femal lead player
>>128443548It's the equation of someone actually learning the instrument vs the free pr/marketing of having a qt chick in your band. The benefit of the latter vastly outweighs the former.
>>128445043Sonic Youth could have had an actual hot chick then, instead of a 40yo aunt
>>128445199 She just has a more masculine phenotype. I can assure you, 35+ years ago, with shitty, newsprint quality pics in mags and CRT music vids, and being one of very few chicks in mostly male-dominated alt-rock, she was a vanguard in this area.
>>128445199Indie Rock fans overwhelmingly want fuck their mothers.
>>128442146>Why it instantlywhy does it instantly. You put a "does" in there. "Why does this bassist make my dick diamonds? Why do girls play bass?" etc
>>128445481Okay I do get sorry please don't rape me teacher
>>128442344>whoresyou mean free spirits
>>128444002they’re just hitting the root notes, dumbass
>>128445910Still no bigger challenge than spamming power chords
>>128443548Finally someone was brave enough to say it. Sliding a power chord shape around the neck and mashing out 5 cowboy chords is not hard. Neither is smashing out a pentatonic solo.
>>128445879Moar similar webms?
>>128442146Tru bass just fits them so well
>Bassist is a woman>She's also the most talented instrumentalistDoes it exist?
unless youre playing in a funk band or fucking primus or something playing bass is the most braindead easy shit on the planetyes jamming out power chords is braindead too and even that requires more brainpower than bass. it is fun though, feels good and satisfying.
>>128445199yeah but zoomies love 40yr aunts
>>128446246Power chords are on par with bass root notes, the shape literally never changes
>>128446172Too long for a webm https://www.tiktok.com/@pacificaband/video/7562237097491303687
>>128445997Spamming power chords is hard(er) if you have smaller handsEven still, if you can manage it, strumming multiple strings is inherently harder than plucking one. Bass is easier.
>>128446892A bass string requires at least 3 times as much force to play as a guitar string. I struggle to think of any set of small hands that would have an easier time playing bass than guitar, also. Playing two notes with a three fret span is very easy. This is sad cope from a low skill guitarist.
>>128442275me and a buddy watched stop making sense on acid and this shit was hilarious and terrifying at the same time, it really freaked me out like when the girl in exorcist does the crab walk.
>>128447128Also watched it on lsd. The part right after with the flashing lights freaked me out. Incredible experience tho. This must be the place made me cry and Take me to the river had me levitating out of my seat.
>>128446540yeah and playing root notes on a bass is a single fucking note without any shape required. how dense are you people?
>>128442146truehttps://youtu.be/wVPICMGhFjo
>>128447114Projection as I play both. Force is easy to produce when you use a pick. Let's not be retards here; pressing down multiple strings requires greater dexterity than mustering your strength to press one.
>>128446886PSA: go see Boris on their current Pink tour if you haven't already, so so good
>>128444002>punk>bass chordslmao
>>128447267You'll also get abridged Flood or Feedbacker as the encore
>>128447170I also play both, and it's obvious that playing power chords is easy as fuck and this "more notes = more hard" argument gets used time and time again as if it's the only factor in the overall difficulty of the instrument. Ironically, it's the beginner level guitarists that care about these pissing contests the most, and the more developed guitarists are self-driven enough to not give a shit about the comparisons, and have also put themselves in the weight class to be able to play with drummers, pianists and drummers that play more complex music.
>>128447365Fingering and striking one string is easier than doing the same with 2, 3, or more. This really isn't difficult anon. Also I need you to relax.
>>128447386I am literally meditating under a waterfall with incredible serenity. You need to calm down.
>>128447455I'm dead. I'm fucking dead. I have no pulse and I am not breathing. Relax.
>>128447476I have transcended my nervous system via a profound psychedelic experience, it's literally impossible for my emotions to dysregulate now. Please settle down.
>>128447562I literally just got drawn past the event horizon of a black hole and have consequently been crushed into an infinitely small point. Yeah I'm gonna need you to take a chill pill.
>>128442146It’s easy to learn and reach an intermediate level, but mastering it can be hard, especially for women due to theor lack of strength their sound usually comes across as somewhat generic and flat.
low frequencies are clit tickling
>>128447706I'm in a non-corporeal state after an untimely car accident. I literally don't have a body, I am just essence, unable to feel. In a pre-reincarnated state, I can't help you, but I hope you can find an opportunity to simmer down.
>>128447971I'm cheese. I'm a piece of cheese. I have no nervous system, no circulatory system, nor any reproductive organs. I am milk which has been curdled through introduction of active cultures and then pressed together with salt to form a solid shape. I'm gonna need you to put a lid on this 'melt'down, anon.
>>128448078I am time itself. A slow, eternal process that emotionlessly moves forward all organic and mechanical processes within the universe. I am so far removed from the emotions of a singular organic object that the very concept of losing cool does not exist to me. But you sure seem like you could use a breather and get your feelings in check.
>>128442181It's actually more complicated than guitar and piano in a way.
>>128448210It can be, but by no means does it have to be.
>>128448198Let me tell you something, son. When your spirit is floating down that tunnel, towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me, and I'm gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel 'til you choke on your own fucked up ribs! Now..CALM. THE FUCK. DOWN!
>>128443194No, in the real world it's the drummer
Props to Wendy Smith for being one of the few women guitarists in a band of all boys.
>>128442146They like big stuff makes em look fragile and bass is deep can feel it
>>128442146Off-topic, this guy s fucking 34 here, and she's fucking 39...
>>128448745Forgot the fucking linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3gN9Up6hmc&pp=ygUEMTAwJQ%3D%3D
every bassist knows any other member in the band and even from the crew can replace them if need behttps://youtu.be/_ipMM6IqRsE
Kinohttps://youtu.be/h6ZWvDnkRCM?si=uCBDkYedKsjCAwzk
>>128442146https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flye3Awr7vM&list=PLJzIoUTz87Y3EPSXMvB_xRtx5FwkfjENA&index=14
>>128449321cool video game music bro
>>128442275LOL WHAT A HECKIN WACKY QUIRK CHUNGUS!!!
>>128444834so cool she's wearing one of the big 4 on her shirt
>>128442146because playing more than one note at a time is a level of sophistication that they rightly judge as being beyond them>>128448210it's impossible for that to be true and beyond ridiculous when you consider how most people but especially women play it in bands
>>128442181>>128442146
>>128442146It's a femenine instrument.
>>128442181fpbp
Bass is what people play when they're attractive but no talent with an instrument. They may be a visionary type or contribute to the band's aesthetic, but they're not virtuosic.
>>128446194Current ZAZEN BOYS
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>>128442682Sóy cartoon
>>128445373Where it comes from?
>>128442146Hot?? She looks like a junky hooker
>>128457791>She looks like a junky hookerYeah, hot.
unfunny reddit thread
>>128459069>STD collector
>>128447267I would already have twice unfortunatly then i met their idol Buzz Osbourne of The Melvins who acts like a hypochondriac if you try to meet him after a show and gave me the cold shoulderFat walrus fuck couldnt make it 2 minutes in a moshpitCOVID made things 1000 times worseI want to kill myself every day i used to like melvins and now they illicit violent self destructive thoughtsI spent 40 bucks enjoy the show and THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR FANSNow i dispise anything melvins Never meet your heroesImma meet these noose if Buzz can't catch these hands i want to beat the dog shit out of that niggerDown the drain my dreams go i was a fan and thought both bands are coolBoris are looking up to the wrong idolThey arent God they worship lust demons my experiences have sucked all meaning from my isolated poverty stricken existenceIll never live this downIll never live this downIll never live this down Crush me like a tin can at least Kurt Cobain had bitches crawling all over his dick even though he smelled like a fermenting dumpster behind WendysMmmmmm the stinky rockstar God allureHeroin sniffin glue pussy and pot all these cunts worshipIve never had sex and will commit suicide on my 35 th no job all over no band im the deject loser fermenting dump pile with NO ROCKSTAR APPEALBuzz can have fun licking his fat cunt of a pig wifeGrifter ass bitch
>>128459411dyk buzz knew kurt?
>>128459424Thus why my suicide will be expeditedIm a nirvana fanCrushes my soulBuzz is a real mean closeted fuckerAll i wanted was acknowledgement for being a fan not a cold shoulder like "ohhh IM THE CREEP"Hes just a big fat bully thought he represented the underdog he aint punk rock
>>128442146Sex with Kim >>128445199Fag
>>128459542>Aunt enthusiast
>>128442181Easy to learn, hard to master
>>128442146Because it's easy
>>128448210>>128442199>>128459736Bass Internet Defense Force, fuck off Bass is piss easy, just root notes, and 5ths if you want to spice it up Any retard can and does play bass. Bass is what you play when you have to play something so you pick the easiest one
>>128459806If you play like a retard any instrument is easy
>>128452225Dave never misses
>>128459931If Kurt signals that he doesnt want to talk to fans chilling in thw backrooms thats understandable and a lot different than Buzz giving other fans in line attention and praise and then deciding im the creepy fucker because i wanted to extend my gratitudeLike geez some artists can take a hug Buzz can't THEN DON'T MEET YOUR FANS STAY IN THE BACK ROOMSFUCK COVID ANTHONY FAUCHI CAN GET RAPED BY DOGS FOR FORCING MASK MANDATES AND VACCINATIONIf you saw Melvins in say 2000 or 90s even the fucking social media addled miserable 2010s this wouldnt have happenedCrover deserves praise for playing on Bleach but thats his own volition and Buzz had nothing to do with thatThe right people being at the right place at the right time made NirvanaMelvins had nothing to do if anyone ties up their legacy with Kurt's itll be my demise as well as others who ruined my lifeNo wonder drugs exist to escape reality and covid 19Escape social pressureCant go to a show without being made out to be the village rapist because i gave him a hugJust blow my brains out goddamnitBuzz bullied Kurt i recall
>>128442146Is this age affection is seen as a threatHugs are like rapeSo violence is loveKill your oppressors kill your captorsThey control youId get a deep feeling of satisfaction if 95 percent of satanists in the industry were snuffedIts all fun shiny materialist shit till reality sets in a you realize a lot of musicians are misanthropic narcissistic adult childrenLARPING as revolutionary communist marxistsI hope the next COVID wave wipes out a fat chunk of old school musiciansTheir immune systems are fragile might as well cough in their mouth as a defiance against authoritative structures like The Melvins
>>128442146I shoot a fat cum wad grafting this thread shut good riddanceGet back to your meaningless lives stop using 4chan itll ruin your lifeThese bands used to be the poster children for counter cultureNow they are no better than Republicans and Establishment democrats
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>>128459411>at least Kurt Cobain had bitches crawling all over his dickkurt cobain had sex with six women in his life
>>128442146the last time i saw a girl in a rock band she was playing drums.the time before that the girl played accordion.then before then guitar.in fact the last time i saw a girl playing bass in a rock band would have been an all-girl band so i dont think your claim that rock chicks always play bass is very accurate.
>>128442146>chickskim gordon is a granny even on that pic
>>128442199you see alot of guitar players pick up bass to play in friends bands or side projects, you see zero bass players pick up guitar to fill in for friends bands, it's hard to master the bass but it is easy to pick up and play, you might be outing yourself as a bit of a noob if you really think this
>>128449321it's okay but she's playing the easiest partwhich is always true for bass, even some crazy high level jazz bassline will be mogged by the other instruments in the same song
>>128447267saw them in Texas, epic fucking show
>>128460956I HAVENT HAD SEX WITH ANY WOMEN0LIKE MY SELF WORTHMIGHT AS WELL SWALLOW SHOTGUN LIKE MY HEROToo bad im not cool enough to get a firearm or heroinMaybe i can drink myself to death with Seagrams Gin and Jack DanielsGot so drunk off several shots the other night thinking about women who want nothing to do with me and got the spins for about 8 hours till i vomited puke blood and passed out also took some several vicodin and plan on doing it againBuzz & Kurt are the cool losers, im the town creep village rapistWomen scowl at me at anything i do cause of autism
>>128447267I dont like Boris because they are associated with The MelvinsBoth bands make me quite nauseous and disturb my mental healthMy doctor says its not good for me to think about it as its quite a neurotic thing to contemplate why Buzz is a mean asshole to fans
>>128442146Whats it smell like up under that dressIm rather curious to an intense degree
Bass VI
>>128442146As a manlet I started with bass and then switched to guitar because I didn't like how big it was. I instantly made more progress on guitar than I ever did on bass. I don't see how petite women do it.
>>128464733i want to switch from guitar to bass.
>>128462518dude just be yourself
Bass is goated.Only tasteless brainlets will put it down
>>128442199>Not reallyYes, really, you stupid fuck.
>>128448210I play all three instruments. Bass is absolutely the easiest one because what constitutes an acceptable bassline is so easy that even a caveman could do it.And also the thing with the bass is that the more difficult the bassline, the worse it sounds.Bass virtuosos are dogshit at making anything that someone would want to listen to.The bass shines the brightest in minimalism.The most difficult thing about bass is that your rhythm needs to be metronome-perfect.
But why it looks sexy asf on girls?
>>128459785>>128459736
>>128464478Why do they put the tape on the switches? I see that a lot with girl guitarists, especially in shoogaze. Missing knobs, too. Is it to make it look trashier?
>>128469325Basses are big so women look small holding them.Lots of sexy women play bass so the association is already there. There's something about a woman producing a low profound and powerful sound that crosses the cables in the male brain, a bit like a woman singing with an unexpected but seductive deep voice.
>>128469498Was about to post the first half of this. Nobody cares about the tone; they just like a smol girl. And the size difference makes the girls look smaller, which helps when surrounded by male bandmates who aren't much taller than she is. It helps to offset her relative giantness, being surrounded by menlet.
>>128469498And also because only music nerds decide to get good at the bass, so a woman getting good at the bass gives her an image that she's not like the other girls
>>128442181>>128442199a nicer way to put it would be that it has the lowest barrier to entry. obviously there is more to playing bass than playing simple root note rhythms but you can get by in many bands by just doing that.
>>128442682post bob, dear
>>128469600I think the cynical angle--and tt--is that they don't advance beyond that.
>>128442146I saw Water From Your Eyes tonight and their bassist was a pretty lady. The bass also sounded very loud so I give it two thumbs up.
>>128442146guitars are phallic. bass guitars are larger than regular guitars. women want to win the dick measuring contest.
>>128442146Here’s a response that keeps it fun but also respectful, depending on the tone you want—pick the one you like or I can tailor it:---**Playful / Lighthearted:**Honestly? It’s probably the vibe. Bass players always have that calm-but-confident energy, and when a woman picks up a bass, it gives off this effortlessly cool, grounded, “I run the rhythm of the universe” kind of aura. Combine that with stage presence, and yeah—people find it hot.**More thoughtful:**Rock chicks don’t *always* play bass, but the ones who do stand out because bass lines are literally the backbone of a rock song. Watching someone command that low-end power while staying cool and composed can be really attractive. It’s the combo of skill, confidence, and attitude.**If you want a short, witty response:**Because bass + confidence = immediate hotness. It’s just science.---Want it more sarcastic, flirty, or serious?
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>>128446808>birth control patch on the armyou just know,
>>128442146Go listen to more Japanese rock and metal, this is way less common.
>>128469472they all play Fender offset guitar which have switches that get in the way of strumming patterns
https://youtu.be/M2hgL2JcFSc
Jo Bench is pretty cool, yes.
>>128442146Kim's legs look disgusting, like a gnawed chicken leg.
>>128468684>anime pic>dogshit opinionmany such cases
>>128442146>bandmate wants his gf to join>OK what’s the easiest instrument to learn to a competent level in 6 months?
>>128475350>Realest one
>>128442146Sonic youth is so fucking ass
>>128447267i saw them on their last pink tour and the venue they picked this time was way too far away from my city so i skipped itripbut i also saw them do amplifier worship and that's my favorite record ever
>>128474088>have every scott pilgrim book first edition signed by the author>saw the movie pre-release at sdcc back in the day and then saw it on release date>still haven't watched the anime even though it was animated by one of my favorite anime studiosehi probably should one day if i'm such a fan
>>128472796it's a glucose monitor
My gf played bass in my band. Unfortunately she was like Darcy Wretzky so I wrote most her parts and recorded over half our songs. I really wanted to further pursue stuff together but she won't practice enough and I'm too ambitious and critical to settle for bottom tier bass playing. Same feeling with drums another instrument I can beat 99% of female drummers at
>>128482753Ive never seen or met a good female drummer, and if they have the chops they lack the power. There are a ton on instagram and youtube though farming views cause they're hot
>>128448210Only if you're doing some slap bass technique type stuff, beyond that guitar does everything a bass does and much more
>>128459806Only a novice thinks bass is all root notes or 5ths. For one every chord has a third which gives you 3 notes with absolute harmony. Then you could play the 7th to get a more interesting contrasting tense sound. And then you can play any other note in key or really any mote at all to get all sorts of melodic possibilities. That's just on the note end and understanding when to break from regular convention is how you become an interesting player.
>>128482711based
>>128442146It's a strong person size vs instrument size visual aesthetic thing.That and the bass frequencies make their pussy feel good.
>>128473205Why not just play a guitar without those kind of switches, then?
>>128469472It's so you don't accidentally flip the switch. On jazzmasters and shit accidentally hitting one of those switches can potentially be catastrophic. Same deal with missing knobs, makes it harder to accidentally turn them. I used to play with my volume knob pulled off for awhile. On most guitars it's not really that in the way though>>128461292Bassists don't pick up guitar to fill in cuz everyone already plays guitar
>>128446194Yes. White Zombie.
>>128484573how will people know you're alternative if you don't play a jazzmaster?
>>128442146Their brains can't process music but their vaginas can gather vibes and respond to that. Sorry ladies, it is what it is.
>>128449321Vinnie is so fucking based
>>128468684>Bass virtuosos are dogshit at making anything that someone would want to listen to.>The bass shines the brightest in minimalism.not truehttps://youtu.be/uQIenakVVNA?si=coXbOFCoEwaEKc-V
https://youtu.be/shfiTyffqhk?si=dInYYaE8qty7X4AU&t=163
>>128485844>those ogre feetjfc, i always thought she was kind of a qt in her college photos, but i'd never seen her feet before
maybe thats why Bill Clinton cheat on her so much>ugly feet>deal breaker
>>128484712Catastrophic? Lmao, just switch it back, ffs. >nah, i'll just cover my $1800 guitar with 8lbs of duct tape
>>128484229dumb incel
>easier to move around on stage while playing bass as opposed to guitar>most bassists just stand there like autistic frogs
>>128488634You are retarded, it's extremely important to maintain perfect rhythm for bass(even if you play behind the beat), which is much harder to do while moving around.
>>128488634it's quite easy to cheat (rhythm) guitar playing live
>>128442146THE LOW FREQUENCIES FROM THE BASS AMP STIMULATE AND VIBRATE THEIR SEXUAL ORGANS IN A VERY SUBTLE WAY. IT BASICALLY MAKES THEM HORNY
>>128491958I believe it
>>128447267I would but no driver's license and the nearest show is like 4-5 hours away so rip
>>128447267fuck, I didn't know about this and I've missed the only shows that were anywhere near me. now i'm mad. this is like when I didn't know devin townsend was touring the ocean machine album.
>>128442181This>>128442199There are ways you can play it in more complicated, but most female bassists just play the root note along to what the guitar is playing
>>128488650How shit of a player are you that you can't keep rhythm while moving? This is the first time I've heard someone make this argument.
KT chang from elephant gym is so fkin cool you guyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1yalwDHDL8
>>128448758we still can make it, ladsnext year for sure
>>128494605>thinking a woman is cool
