>A jazz club is four guys on stage enjoying themselves more than the 50 people in the audience. That’s what it is. They’re all playing a different song, all at the same time, in different tempos, in different keys, and they call it jazz. It’s fucking nonsense.
>>128471611>play gigs to enjoy yourself>play gigs to bring other people joyI’d rather enjoy myself, because why would I voluntarily do something that I don’t enjoy?
>>128471611https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp1wX6NQ3swOmg it's so hard to follow!!Omg they're playing a different song each haha!!Omg it's in different tempos!!Noel is a fucking brainlet.
>>128471611Giga based lmao
>>128471611You need to understand basic music theory to appreciate jazz and he's a pop retard soooo...yeah
>>128472562he's worth 100 of millions with millions who love and adore him and his creative works. fuck off retard noone listens to sun ra
>>128471611is that crystal castles guy without a beard
>>128471703he's currently performing music he probably hates with a guy he probably hates for more money than either of us will ever see (although I think it's going to an ex wife)
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>>128472652>>128472842>he's rich therefore he's right
>>128471703Jazz does both, but some people are too retarded to appreciate that
If you have to ask what jazz is about, you'll never know.
>>128472842Wow. That is a lot of retarded people.
>>128472927>Hes godlike therefour he's rite
>>128471611To be fair, jazz is fucking gay
>>128471611based beyond all comprehension
>>128471796>>128473189Cunts all overa shop . Soon you'll STUFFT WIHT IT YOU STINK LG x
>>128471796>Noel is a fucking brainlet.That's what they are famous for, dumbass
What are your favorite jazz albums of the year?
>>128471703fpbp>>128472963fair point, also
>>128473576https://youtu.be/UZt3NVoxTP0?si=_JmEXdN9xv9RGrr4https://youtu.be/TI8WtNesub8?si=-3xJxE31e4YVUiaj
>>128473678Based Criss Cross enjoyer. Not familiar Posi-Tone Records, who are your favorite players from there?
>>128471611Rock niggers are so fucking retarded
>>128471611pseuds will come to the defense of jazz even though they do not listen to it
>>128473720i'm only familiar with the label because a lot of criss cross guys show up over there (like boris kozlov on that record)michael dease is cool if you're into trombone
>>128473760Cool, sounds based. Let them know I'm here, I've been listening to jazz for over 20 years and will gladly give them some pointers.>>128473779I love trombone so that sounds based, thanks anon.
>>128471611But then I don't want to listen to T-Rex all of my life. I want to hear new sounds.
>>128473678rock is dumb, but what the fuck you supposed to do as an audience member when this nigga noodling on his horn, just pretend you're into his every toot?I mean rock at least came up with some dumb theater to go with the power chords.
>>128471611This guy constantly calls half of his own catalog shit. He's not someone I'm gonna blindly trust about music quality. >enjoying themselves more than the 50 people in the audienceI'm glad this parasocial idiot thinks knows other people's taste better than they do. >They’re all playing a different song, all at the same time, in different tempos, in different keys, and they call it jazzI love how when someone makes fun of jazz they always either joke about it being random noises and 'tuning their instruments' or they joke about it being elevator music, which is pretty funny because the two stereotypes alone shows how diverse jazz actually is. He's either going off of bad stand up routines or just listened to generic stereotypes and is blindly agreeing to them so he can get more attention. If you listen to something like Maiden Voyage or Green Dolphin Street or So What or Along Came Betty and think it's just random noises then either you're delusional or I just feel sorry for you.
>>128478136>but what the fuck you supposed to do as an audience memberListen to it. You listen to the music. That is the point of concerts.
>>128471611this nigga spittin science.
Don't worry Jazz bros...Thom got your back
>>128472842>pay all that money to watch a fucking screenMight as well have stayed home with the TV.
>>128481340Cum for the screne stay for the rasta vibes yu wouldn't get it i sppose
>>128471611>>128481380why do their faces look like that?
>>128481418Ohverdozed with rays of godlike mangitude since birth
>>128471611TRVTH BOMB>>128481418show me your face, cunt
>>128478136it's really easy to follow, you just literally don't speak the language. pop/rock tonality is completely different from jazz
>>128472718It's Parker from Thunderbirds.
>>128481418Irish country bumpkin genes.
>>128471611I feel like jazz is pretty fucking easy to enjoy even if you don't "understand" it, but maybe that's just me. I get filtered by half of the made up EDM genres that RYM loves to shill, but I can put on some jazz that's considered avant-garde and have a nice evening. Maybe it's because jazz doesn't get absolutely retarded with its textures and focuses on experimenting with instruments that sound intrinsically good.
>>128482547Based anon. People love to act like jazz is so easy to over-intellectualize, but it's far easier to just enjoy and chill out to.
>>128471611>I don't get itthere. saved you the time.
>>128471611Low IQ
