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11/15/25(Sat)11:25:52 No.128479151

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Anonymous 11/15/25(Sat)11:25:52 No.128479151

Brian Wilson had always been a troubled soul. He had been struggling with his mental health for years, and he had been looking for a way to cope with his issues, and eventually he found a scapegoat: black people.

He had heard about a Ku Klux Klan meetup and thought it might be the answer to his problems. He arrived at the meetup wearing a white robe and a mask, and he was easily the fattest person there. He was so nervous that he hadn't even taken a shower before coming, after spending the whole day swimming in cheeseburger grease. The smell of his body odor was so strong that it was unbearable.

The other members of the Klan noticed the smell and started to make jokes about it. "He smells bad, just like a nigger!" one of them said.

The Imperial Wizard of the Klan then ordered Brian to sing a song like a slave. Brian, being too scared to refuse, started singing "I'M GONNA BE ROUNNNNND MY VEGETABBLLLLEESSS". The song was so horrible that everyone covered their ears in pain, "There's a reason ain't no nigger invent no guitar!" the Imperial Wizard said.

The Klan members then gathered around Brian and started torturing him, puncturing him with pitchforks, stomping on his body breaking his bones, calling him a "disgusting nigger". They then decided that they should lynch him, so they tied him up to a cross and set him on fire, burning him to death.

As the flames engulfed Brian's body as he screams to his death, the Imperial Wizard removed his mask revealing himself to be Mike Love. He looked at the crowd and said "We did it! One less racist on this earth!" The audience applauded, knowing that Mike had planned this all along in order to end racism once and for all. They all throw their robes into the fire adding more fuel, bringing Brian closer to eternal damnation