Why was Karen Carpenter so precious bros? I miss her so very bad I'd do anything just to talk to her for five minutes and hug her
>>128570885It seems, in your anger... you killed her
didn't you make this same thread a couple of days ago?
Better than Sabrina Carpinter I tell you whuat
>>128570912Yes and I'll continue doing that until the day I die.
>>128570885Imagine force feeding her heavy cream until she barfs everyday until she weighs 700lbs and then making her look in a mirror
>>128571361Geez what is wrong with you?
>>128571361Fuck you
Top 10 All- Time SingerTop 10 All-Time DrummerAmazing.
>>128572548right? How the hell did she manage to be so talented and be also such a decent person at the same time?
>>128572548>>128572970Best album to check out first? Only heard a few singles here and there
>>128572987A Song For You (1972) definitely. Then Now and Then (1973). For production quality, check out Horizon (1975)
>>128571361Thing is she probably wouldn't have died as early if you did that lmao
>>128570885she cute
>>128570885Wincest
bad singer
>>128571361Came here to say this
>>128570885*invents breakbeat*
>>128576214it's ok to be deaf
>>128571361Karen Carpenter in an enormous baby crib wearing nothing but a diaper crying and burping while a hose and funnel pack her with gallons of heavy cream, microwaved liquid peanut butter, and melted ice cream, her eyes covered with a blindfold so she can't see anything only ever being removed when she is plopped in front of the mirror, wailing and clawing at her face when she sees how much she's gained, horrified by her plump nose, her bulbous fat cheeks, and her new chins waggling around, barely any discernible neck between her massive round head and her huge shoulders, below which sag her flat, unimpressive pancake tits because even 400 pounds of new weight couldn't give her a pair, rolling around in her saggy piss soaked diaper, farting almost continuously from her grotesque milk-based diet
>>128577684you realize the original amen break had already been recorded and released before the carpenters released their first album?
>>128572970>also such a decent persondaily reminder:there was a big anti-Carpenters push*. their crime?THEY WERE GOOD PEOPLE.That's all.They were criticized for being ..."squeaky clean".And they were raked over the coals as "uncool" for it. * by media, comedians, critics - a.k.a. the usual suspects
>>128578007their crime was making really really bad music. so fucking bad.
>>128577850Bro, recordings of her live singing are literally used as reference by vocal coaches, technicians, & analysts.
>>128578031what are some of your examples of people who made good music?
>>128578130idk why, her pitch is middling and her tone is boring. if you learn to sing from the carpenters no wonder no one wants to hear you.
>>128578209https://youtu.be/L_oE_zfnHBA?si=qcBbFkFsG0cUIjXjDude I don't say this often but fucking kill yourself.
>>128578261lmao what about this is supposed to be noteworthy? it's fine to not have perfect pitch all the time but you should at least be capable of emoting. also that pic is like a scary stories to tell in the dark painting. she truly was one of the ugliest people in history.
>>128578314Its okay to not have a tasteIts not okay to have a shitty taste and be absolutely confident about it.
>>128578582says the carpenters fan lmao
>>128578130[Citation sneeded]
>>128570885Amazing talent, killed by industry and societal pressures to conform to beauty standards that resulted in body dysmorphia and anorexia.This is the kind of person that body positivity would have saved.
>>128579171>muh spcietal pressures and beauty standardsno one wanted her to get that freakishly skinny except for her own demented brain.
>>128579217Bro have personal beer with a literal angel. Seriously? Karen Carpenter of all people?
>>128578591>says the carpenters fan lmao
>>128572987For me it's "Close to You" or "Carpenters"
Karen Carpenter is the love of my life
>>128570885>Wants more than anything to have kids>Marries someone who doesn't want kids>Life and self-image spirals out of control as a resultLiterally all she had to do was marry me and none of this would have happened.
>>128580571>Marries someone who doesn't want kidsDude even had a vasectomy, she found out, and still married him.>Life and self-image spirals out of control as a resultShit, she was already anorexic for like 5 years by then
Fat bitch
>>128580395No she is the love of my life anon
>>128580395>>128582262some of the gayest spergs to ever do it
>>128582287True
