did they kick him out because they were jealous of dave's looks, skills and natural swagger?
bruh, young Dave could get it
>>128666821get what?
he looks cute in eyeliner
not really much of a chad if you get kicked out by a bunch of nerds who end up being more successful than you
>>128667044Never knew they had a dinosaur on drums
>>128667126dave doesn't have a page on men.wikifeet.com yet...
>>128666657No it's because he would become aggressive and violent under the influence of alcohol and drugs.
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>>128667220do you think that might have been a reality at one point? someone had to check if the video was real
>>128666657is it considered based or cringe to waifupost about yourself?
>>128667252Of course
>>128666657Wasn't he a druggie
>>128667358https://x.com/davemustaine/status/697913033583108097>I'm so hot! :-)Dave is such a humble waifuposter
>>128666657Would Dave be like this if he didn't get kicked out?
>>128667393>>128667418
>>128667425
>>128667430i am not good at computer D:
>>128666657>skills and natural swaggerthe skills and natural swagger of having difficulty turning off your phonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiQEOQxWfOo
>>128667072Sure he is, nerds getting revenge on chads is a time-honored trope.
>he may regret this pose now
>>128667044>here’s that hypermasculine band I told you about
>>128668462>>128668430>>128667418>>128667358>>128667126>>128666657Dave Mustbang
He looks so happy in this photo
>>128668475imagine banging him on this couch
>>128666657They kicked him out because he was about to kill them all in Minnesota or something while drunk driving them when they were relocating from California to New York.>>128667044That's not eyeliner, it's heroin eyes.
chest hair and tight pants
No wonder he got kicked outJames wouldn't tolerate his faggotry
>>128670374He was just a mean ass drunk.If he was a faggot, he wasn't the type to be afraid of a fight at least.
>>128666657>looks, skills and natural swaggerThat's exactly the kind of thing you DONT kick out of YOUR band though. You dont want that thing in ANOTHER band, if it can be in YOUR band.
Homo thread.
was lars joking when he said he was sexually attracted to dave?https://blabbermouth.net/news/lars-ulrich-i-ve-always-felt-like-hugging-dave-mustaineLars Ulrich: "That interaction was emotional on many different levels. Especially bewildering, because it was difficult for me to comprehend that when he thinks back on his career and his own achievements and of making some of the best heavy metal albums of the '80s and onwards that he only thinks of playing second fiddle to METALLICA. That's kind of hard to comprehend. I thought it was great to spend some time with him. I've always had a soft spot for him. I've always thought he was sweeter than he was portrayed. I've always felt like hugging Dave Mustaine. I don't know why, maybe I'm sexually attracted to him. I've always enjoyed spending any kind of time with him. We go through these periods where we talk on the phone a lot and then we don’t talk for like a year and then all of a sudden we'll talk on the phone once a week for six months."
>>128674761>Especially bewildering, because it was difficult for me to comprehend that when he thinks back on his career and his own achievements and of making some of the best heavy metal albums of the '80s and onwards that he only thinks of playing second fiddle to METALLICAYeah why?
>>128676196he wants his bros back>>128668494
>>128667300It's good to have an ego. Otherwise you end up an /r9k/ poster.
>>128668068imagine having to spend 2 hours after school each day doing physical exertion just to be popular
>>128668519midwest emo coded
>>128670374>James wouldn't tolerate his fa—>>128668494
>>128674761No. :>>128668494
what does Dave see?
>>128668494i know this is a Dave waifuthread, but Lars looks pretty cute in the full version of that photo
>>128678259imagine being a skinnyfat
everybody holding Lars
>>128670374
>>128678333>this is the face of "Metal" musicjust proves the "Hello Kitty is metal" type of memeing is 100% true if this type of nancy nonsense gets canonized
>>128678546>Hello Kitty is metalNobody said it wasn'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwhvFLHIlBs
>>128670374https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TtXNEUqV3Q
look at this weird shit from 2000 i foundhttps://groups.google.com/g/alt.rock-n-roll.metal.metallica/c/pWrKW2Ms_DE/m/jKYl9PTw9LYJ
You cant go wrong with any Megs from kimb to risk.After that, it got kind of formulaic. I will defend super colon rider, it was mustard's last attempt at mainstream. At least the last couple albums were a return to form, even if a bit meh.
>>128666657hes actually so sexy when young even now really
armpit
He looks good in glasses
>>128666657i feel your pain, bro.
>>128682549oh wow ..
>>128682549glasses are now mandatory for this old grannyhttps://www.tiktok.com/@davemustaine/video/7084029779808210181
>>128666657Jealousy did play a part I imagine. After all, he was the biggest reason people came to their early shows. He was also talented as fuck and had a ton of material to show for it. Lars and James wanted to be the big bosses and that wasn't really possible with a guy like Dave so they kicked him out. But I guess his aggressive drinking was a big reason too.
>>128666657https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0--11C4SE
>>128666657I wish I had masculine arms and shape like him or Tony Iommi. I'm not referring necesarily a ripped form, but y'know that kinda body that looks like a man who did manual labor and got strong naturally but not necessarily ripped, it's the most manly shape, which you can spot a guy who is strong for real. Y'know that ''dad forearms''?
>>128683594Sounds like ai
calvin klein underwear
>>128666657They kicked him cause he was an inconsistent junkie who wasted his potential
>>128683906i see what u meani know part of it is that Dave does martial artsalso, dem arms
>>128684032if only those were bandages on his wrists hed be totally perfect
>>128684032what's that brown rectangle patch on his chest?
HAIRSHOULDERSARMSand those pouty lips
>>128683918sounds like it's time for meds
>>128674196maybe your favorite musicians would get homo threads too if they were as hot as Dave
>>128666657I'm pretty sure it was because he was an active alcoholic asshole. Of course he wrote everything, they used his solos, and his riffs for multiple albums. Lars really just ruins metallica and the vocals are bad as well. Once you start listening to good drumming it ruins metallica for you
>>128685048Midwit pleb detectedhttps://youtu.be/vIOvZGMKilQ?si=KflzKWtvpL5ybrXy
>>128681200>armpit
>>128666657kek
Dave says not to bully
>>128666657Mustaine looked like he was in his twenties until like 2005 then aged 30 years
what's the process for getting all that hair to fit in a hat?
>>128666657They didn't kick him out.
>natural swagger
>>128666657imagine him singing for metallica
>>128666657imagine having to deal with him and Lars or both of them arguing. fucking kill me
>>128691486the arguing could graduate to fuckinghttps://hardradio.com/shockwaves/mustaine8.php3BN: Do you feel it was simply them wanting to add "drama" to their movie rather than having anything to do with making amends with what happened in the past?DM: Yeah, they just wanted to continue using me. The thing you got to ask yourself, Bob, is if I was so unimportant that James didn't mention my name ever in the last 20 years, and now they're all saying that I need to be a part of this...what part of 'this' do I need to be a part of? James was saying that we have so much in common and that he wants to talk to me...I'm like, dude, I'm approachable, I'm locatable, drop the horse-shit, if you want to talk to me then call me. As far as Lars in concerned...the last thing he said on Blabbermouth is that he was sexually attracted to me!...Dude, what has happened to you?BN: Is that true? Or was he being sarcastic as usual?DM: I've been around Lars enough to know that he's got some pretty questionable things he's said and done over the years and I don't know whether he was joking or not. But I do know this...if Lars wants to get sexual with me, he's gonna be on the bottom.
>>128691486the arguing won't last longhttps://hardradio.com/shockwaves/mustaine9.php3 BN: Since it was a Metallica movie, obviously they had the last word as far as the editing and how you were going to be portrayed in it...DM: Sure, they didn't show Lars getting up, crying and then running to the bathroom to wash his face...BN: I've yet to see the movie, but it seems to me [like their last album] this movie is just their attempt of trying to stay hip with the younger MTV generation. Reality TV is the popular trend these days, and this is simply Metallica's version of The Real World...is there anything you can do, or would like to do or say to set the record straight?DM: I really don't care. Lars and I are done. If James wants to talk, that's fine, but I'm not gonna talk to Lars ever again. He just killed the relationship for good and for all. And he can call up and say he's sorry, but that's it...it's over. I always had hopes that we would someday play together again, but now, the only thing I would play with Lars is Russian Roulette, and I'd let him go first with all six bullets [slight laughter].
wavy redhead or straight redhead?
>>128691663dave mogs. still based still has natural hair
he was putting labels on honey yesterdayso when he retires, is he just going to be farming?https://www.tiktok.com/@.cxspxr/video/7579476502857747742
Are you going to be seeing his movie?"MEGADETH: BEHIND THE MASK is a cinematic legacy event in which Dave Mustaine pulls back the curtain on 40 years of MEGADETH, sharing untold stories of the band’s incredible past, and the creative fire that drives the band.Interwoven throughout, audiences will get to experience the world premiere of MEGADETH'S new self-titled album in full, brought to life with a 40-year retrospective career-spanning interview and Mustaine’s own track-by-track reflections about the band’s final studio album. This one night only listening event will provide a first-listen to this landmark project. MEGADETH: BEHIND THE MASK is an immersive celebration of one of the most influential bands in metal history, capturing their legacy while heralding a powerful new chapter!Exclusively in Cinemas January 22, 2026. Tickets on Sale December 11, 2025."
>>128691663brutal mog by big dave
>>128691620BIGGER GUN
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>>128678259Imagine not doing that anyway out of your own volition. Go for a jog fatass.
Holy Basedhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/gI6aCFcgnfI
JUST LIKE THE PIED PIPER LED RATS THROUGH THE STREETSDANCE LIKE MARIONETTES SWING TOTHE SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION
>>128685048>>128685197I love St Anger and it wouldn't be St Anger if not for Lars (and James).
>>128691592 (KWAB)Metallica? More like Homoerotica.
>>128691663right is nobly handsomerno homo
>>128692326how many dimes will this draw?is dave still an uppercarder after all these years?or will this ple flop?
>>128666657The official story is that he was kicked out because he drank too much and crashed the band's van when they were going to new York to record their first album, leaving them in the middle of nowhere under a blizzard and they only managed to make it to John zazula's recording place because they got a ride.Other stories say the he was a drug dealer because he did lots of drugs and becoming one would allow him to do drugs for free and one day he got a Pitbull dog that James kicked, so he went there and punched James.
>>128668475>Mustbangbanging him at his computer
>>128666657James had weird looking hairy nipples and looked like the guy that watches you swim at the local pool whilst Dave had that angelic smooth twink style that you just wanna bang out.Jealousy.
>>128668494Why is lars fly open?What's going on in this green room...OH LAWD!
https://genius.com/706247>I wrote that one about my fiancé of six years, who I broke up with last October. I’d just had it! The way I look at it, most redheads are either gorgeous or ugly. I don’t consider myself gorgeous – and don’t think I’m the latter – but I get my share of nice women, and I intend to go out and show my oats, if you know what I mean. >I don’t consider myself gorgeous Dave how
Do you want to see Dave grab somebody by the throat?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTH7CuyOqyk
>>128702333You gay asses
>>128704750because he is beautiful
>>128704750
>>128666657Zamn Mustaine looked like THAT?
https://metalsludge.tv/the-long-and-short-of-it-the-world-famous-penis-chart/Dave Mustaine / Megadeth Dave is of average size and is very romantic, at least until he is done. Likes to cuddle, but might not be so friendly in the morning.Lars Ulrich / Metallica Lars is about 6 inches and has a HOODED MONK, meaning he’s uncircumcised! That’s to be expected because he was born in Denmark, or some foreign country like that. He’s a quick shooter and likes multiple girls. He’s also fond of blow (what a shock) and that might result in his MONK to not wanting to come out and play. And he constantly talks. Shut the fuck up already! Also he’s losing his hair, but that’s another chart.
Dave pretends to suck off a man onstagehttps://youtu.be/vEzTDw-KGHA?si=SoR3nEg89ODAKI3R&t=801
>>128702333>angelic smooth twink style
>>128701588i hope they release the box office numbers for this, or someone here attends a showing and reports how popular the megadeth movie is
i gotta get my hair like his
go on anon, put your finger where the gif says to put it!
beautiful waves
>>128674196>>128704750It's because Dave gave us gay beerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fDsD1EEGRw
>>128691592>if Lars wants to get sexual with me, he's gonna be on the bottom.they really can't help themselves
