>Playing for your best friend's wedding/birthday/bar mitzvah/bullshit gig >Drummer is drunk af>Bassist is some retarded pothead who picked up his shit 3 days ago thinking "HUH DUH. JUST THE BASS BRO XD">Back up Guitarist is some Marty McFly Parkison's ass notherfuxker popped the fuck out on some pills>The gig is 2 hours >Your choice of additional partner (sax,trumpet etc.)>How will you solo over this?
yui is trash waifu
ui on guitarnobody can hear them anyway since I'm soloing the way God intended
>>128741312i will be on recorder
>Tell everyone to sit down>Calmy lay my Japanese Shamisen on the ground and sit. >Meditate until I fall asleep >Suddenly pick up my Shamisen and become the GOD of all guitar players. >Dunk for 2 hours straight >Additional partner is Mio just watching because Best Waifu >Get laid later that night with the Bride before coming home to Mio
>Be me, Jacob Collier >Simply guide the band using your perfect pitch to what sound they should play. >Include the Guests and Audience and turn them into a choir because I'm Jacob fucking Collier.>Use my magical hands to direct my newfound orchestra and improvise to my hearts desire. >My additional partner is Me (Jacob fucking Collier hello) but he gets to sit and watch me be the Bull because he's not better than me (Jacob fucking Collier)>Film and post on my Offical YouTube and turn into a Single.
