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jazzy edition
FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
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>>128808156
>jazzy edition
>posts nothing to do with jazz
Curious!
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based hectorian filtration edition
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Replace BTBAM with Tool or Fates Warning
And Black Dahlia Murder with Bolt Thrower or Immolation
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>>128808172
Why did you just pretend like you didn't make the OP, Iass?
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>>128808169
"The Sanguinary Impetus" is a highly technical, jazz-infused death metal album by the German band Defeated Sanity, known for its complex rhythms, brutal yet intricate drumming, and unique fusion of extreme metal with progressive, almost avant-garde jazz elements, creating a challenging yet rewarding experience for fans of technical death metal. Released in 2020, it features mind-bending compositions, unpredictable song structures, and masterful musicianship, often described as a gateway to deep death metal or a masterpiece of chaotic yet organized extremity.
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Blasting
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I really do need to start the cooldown for threads long before the thread rolls over. I swap proxies so often that I always forgot.
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>>128808173
the doom metal one is passable, the rest is a joke
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>>128808176
cucktor BTFO
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>>128808173
Replace this post with something better.
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>>128808182
>doom metal one is passable
>2 out of bands are goth metal
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>>128808173
>>128808182
>>128808197
>>128808195
>opens up journilist slop for normalfags
>gets clickbaited by obvious slop
>decided to post it here
>discuss and get angry over clickbait marketing designed to make them do this, including spamming the picture
Thank you retarded normalcattle.
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>>128808176
>Random delusional metalcuck description of things they wish were real.
Imagine if even half the shit in metal called "classical influenced" actually was, maybe metal would turn into a good genre. Loving Every Laugh.

Defecated Swiftly has zero jazz harmony and is not improvised. There is nothing jazz about the record, its a midwit's way to attempting to elevate yet another copy paste boring chugshit band past its obvious punkslop shallow ceiling.
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>>128808216
You haven't listened to it and have even pronounced that you never will, though?
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Artist: Darkthrone
Album: Panzerfaust
Song: Beholding The Throne of Might

>And destruction upon the holy man
>Who hails a jew
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>>128808216
this you? remind me why anyone should take your whimsical opinions about music based on "vibes" seriously?
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BDM and Slam are not even metal to begin with, they are punk genres, basically just degraded and stupefied versions of death metal into a rhythmic chugfest that deteriorates into pure metalcore punk breakdowns.

Metalcore
Deathcore
BDM
Slam

All the same illness, with only varying levels of the punk virus.
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>>128808247
>Basically I am an idiot
still gets me
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>>128808173

>Between the Buried and Me
Wouldn't be Loudwire without one of those screamo bands awkwardly shoehorned in there.

I say, remove Opeth and BTBAM and promptly insert Voivod and Threshold.

>My Dying Bride
>Paradise Lost
>Electric Wizard

What the fuck is this shit. Over Black Sabbath, St. Vitus, and Pentagram? Bobby Liebling overdosing in the studio sounds better than those two shitty death metal bands.
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>>128808288
>Threshold
First time I see them mentioned there, they are not ground breaking bt have a really solid discography
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>you can't call my chugshit breakdowns the same as their chugshit breakdowns!!!1!!!1!
The equivalent of Metalcore, Deathcore, BDM, and Slam being different """"genres"""", is like when EDM sloppers think a change in BPM justifies an entire new name for it.

Its all the same disgrace, it is barely quantifiable as proper music, and in all honesty Djent is the better version of them all despite their cries about how djent's rhythmic chugshit is different than their rhythmic chugshit because Djent has more talented musicians and higher musical goals. Aka the difference between metal and punk, Lol.

>>128808288
Linus the low IQ replies to mass marketing like the retarded cattle he is. Based.
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>>128808302
>Djent is the better version of them all despite their cries about how djent's rhythmic chugshit is different than their rhythmic chugshit because Djent has more talented musicians and higher musical goals
We deserve better bait from the Huckster
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>>128808302
Yeah, it's a marketing issue. Ignoring the fact that most people's lists on here would look identical. Also, take your meds.
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Based linus
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BDM and its punk sister genres are a genre without proper harmony or melody, yet normally in such cases what is provided is textural and timbral variations in their stead - such as with sonorism - yet BDM only provides the timbre and texture of endless blast slop and distorted chugshit. So there is no variation in either melody, harmony, timbre, or texture. Just one long monotonous muddy disgrace start to finish. Even if you pray for some hope in the vocals, no, those too have been dumbed down to one stale gimmick that provides no emotional quaintly, no variation, and no excitement in any manner either.

Boring Dumbed Metal is a finalized genre title fitting for this barely-music.
>>128808311
No bait, deep down you know its true, its all the same mass of muddy shitty rhythmic chugshit, Djent just has more talent to do more complex rhythms.

>>128808319
>Ignoring the fact that most people's lists on here would look identical.
Shreddit are in fact mostly low iq normalcattle, so this would line up.
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>>128808346
>quaintly
quantity*
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>>128808337
Not the hero we deserve
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Given a choice between various selections of rhythmic chugshit that have no melodic, harmonic, or timbral interest, - its clear that the only choice becomes a choice of finding the option with slightly more interesting rhythmic patterns amongst the swallow limited plate of bland shite before you. In this case, yes, Djent is preferable and if we are to be honest, much more metal than BDM, Slam, Metalcore, or Deathcore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpTmMSXm9rw
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>>128808394
And I picked this song for its br00tal breakdowns, since Djent is closely related to all of these shitty meme genres.
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>>128808302
>djent apologists in my /metal/
yuckerino
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>>128808404
Djent is terrible chugshit nonsense. Its just the best terrible chugshit nonsense compared to the other dumbed down chugshit meme punk genres Linus believes hold any quality.
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>>128808177

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4quZsAAC2qY
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oh yea xhe's bubblin
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>>128808411
Correct.
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>>128808262
So you dont listen to black, thrash, or death metal? Those are pretty punky genres. You only listen to nwobm and power metal?
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He's never here.
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>>128808480
>I haven't been here for months, it's someone pretending to be me!!!
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>>128808480
Gonna be a rough, lonely Christmas for bikerboy
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>>128808477
>Those are pretty punky genres.
Incorrect, real black metal has nothing to do with punk dogshit. If you meant the second wave """black""" """metal""" which is just disney melodies over punk beats, then I don't listen to that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhA2YWxybbc
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>>128808480
Isn't this the part where shreddit ought to reply "you have no self-awareness"? Poor Iasses really can't help but gather around and lick each others wounds like this in every thread after every verbal beating by their bully. Loving Every Laugh.
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Moddess and her unrequited love for a homosexual. Coming to a general near you.
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>>128808156
BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZjXDobKLP8
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>>128808561
Posts your lifetime DF scrobbles for us Troony.
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I don't have to do that, Drecktor, some of us have lives so we don't have time to listen to an artist for more than one scrobble, but I'm still their true fan in my heart!!!
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>>128808611
True
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>>128808561
They did it. They finally made themselves white
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>>128808689
Why did you just reply to yourself, Iass?
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>>128808177
cool thread guys
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>>128808715
Half hopefull album cover, still not fully promising. Looks like potential cavernous slop.
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>>128808715
Ah its Timo who did the cover, explains why I thought it had hope, and why the perspective/lighting is so poor while still somehow having a certain draw to the art anyways.

Anyways yeah this was mediocre. Not the best cover by Timo, and certainly not among the best things his art has been a cover for.
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>>128808689
She's a halfblood
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Honestly the fact the logo was actually included on the cover was already a red flag, and the the fact the logo itself was so dreadful was already the nail in the artistic coffin for the band.
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>>128808779
What's the deal? Do you want to fuck these girls or be one of them?
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Thanks for the monologue
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>>128808867
Xhe is a 40 year old bald incel secretary, what do you think?
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>>128808177
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>>128808844
>Honestly the fact the logo was actually included on the cover was already a red flag
why?
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>>128808177
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>>128808917
Logoless album coves are more aesthetic and look much better when hung on the wall of your manboycave
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>>128808917
Because shitting up a piece of art with your retarded marketing logo is something only an idiot or slave to record labels does.


Ask yourself if you really prefer pic related with the baldcuck logos slapped onto it like its a fucking flyer ad with "BUY NOW FOR $19.99 AND YOU'LL BE ENTERED TO WIN ONE OF MANY PRIZES!".
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>>128808954
pic related looks naked/incomplete
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>>128808954
I prefer the cover art.
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>>128808979
>>128808984
Conditioned into thinking art isn't complete without a marketing logo on it, based consumercattle. Imagine thinking pic related is how DsO album covers should have looked.
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>>128809046
Incorrect as always
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>>128809046
Looks awesome!
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the eternal contrarian
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>>128809046
Correct.
>>128809064
>>128809065
Incorrect.
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>>128809046
Also notice that the better a band is, the more likely it is that their "logo" is basically just a custom font, or calligraphy. Spider web doodles are long past the point of self parody.
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I have hector fatigue
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any good new black metal? 2025 has been dull for my tastes. even the new yellow eyes was boring.
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>>128809109
How can you? He's never here!
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>>128809130
Advanced Satanic Witchcraft
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>>128809109
Just wait how bad he'll get around Christmas time
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>>128809092
Correct. This is a rule that applies even to the past. Logos are inherently cringe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0k6Uw0VSE4
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>>128808455
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>>128809154
Why did you just respond "Correct" to your own post
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>>128808177
I forgot to reply that I was blasting Mystical Beast of Rebellion by BAN, oh well, too late.

Onwards to Medtner's quintet again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXcC5xlxf3M
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>>128809221
>In my mind, only my bully makes fun of dead branch logos
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https://blabbermouth.net/news/obliveon-recruits-testament-bassist-steve-digiorgio-for-long-awaited-new-album
>OBLIVEON Recruits TESTAMENT Bassist STEVE DIGIORGIO For Long-Awaited New Album
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>>128809154
>tfw the album cover has t*xt on it
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Thank you Hector Jr.
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Absolutely idiotic thread
The metal community should be ashamed
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>>128809310
what's her name?
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>>128809310
Correct.
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>>128809234
no one cares and not metal
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>>128808333
The microbes are influenced by the Monad and act as a punishment system - eat meat and slop, become meat and slop. Plato, Da Vinci, Nikola Tesla, they knew.

>that was the first album that made me somewhat glad the genre exists
I consider BDM to have been one of many black marks on the genre, contributing to why many think metal is a joke the second you hear any of it, read any of its lyrics, or even look at any of their album covers. Every aspect about it is a cartoon joke.

>>128809289
Thank you Linus for the copy paste image from the pastebin. However yes, it would be better without the text.
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>>128809343
True, I'll stop posting BAN (not metal) and continue posting real metal (Medtner).
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>>128809343
Whoops meant to reply to >>128809310
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>>128809345
Who tf is Linus? Someone please explain to me, what are his posting patterns? Why does he have a name
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>>128809386
He likes these types of reactions
>>128808278
>>128808288
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>>128809386
He is like Hector if he took his meds
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>>128809445
>single
since*
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>>128809304
Even he would say we're barely alike, if he could be frank. He'd rather be the fattest lolcow on the ranch and make /metal/ worse out of spite than try to make it better. I would at least like it to be decent when it's not dead of night Ratthew spam hours. I don't ask for a lot.
>>128809345
>the copy paste image from the pastebin
I MADE it bro, also I don't think it's even in there.
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A good day for Australian Black Metal.
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>>128809445
>while I was away
kek
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Should wheelchair people be allowed in metal?
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>>128809445
If you weren’t here there’s no way you would know trannypopper gave him the name
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>>128809466
>I MADE it bro
Sure you did Linus, sure you did. Cringe edit posting is a dead meme of the past, you are dragging its lifeless corpse around on strings from the pastebin you downloaded while the rest of the general can smell that rotting old balding flesh from a mile away.

>try to make it better.
How's that been working out for you so far, Linus? Loving Every Laugh!

>>128809503
I just looked up Linus in the archive after I saw someone post it here.
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>>128809495
Yes, how else will people like Linus manage to post here if they can't wheel themselves over to the computer and improve a general where the moderators spend the entire time laughing at him.
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Linus is that guy who comes up and says "WAZZZZZZUP" in 2025 and doesn't get why no one else does it anymore.
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The truth is you see Linus as a threat. It’s you vs the clique with no room for anyone else in your drama
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Hectote the type of guy to post 200 year old classical lullabies in a thread about metal
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>>128809445
>ever since I challenged him on the idea DF has any relation to Jazz
That really wasn't me, but I vaguely remembered seeing that conversation and then found it in the archives. I thought the Defeated Sanity guy overstated the jazz, but I kinda get what he meant. The jazz influence is less in melody or harmony, and more in rhythm and structure, but still not a lot.
>>128809512
>>128809523
Two more pieces of headcanon from the Hecclique. The image of me schooling half of the general from a wheelchair makes me chuckle though.
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>>128808177
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>>128809343
Fr lol
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>>128809556
Not really, its more than Linus sees me as a threat and has sort of strange complex against me. I mostly left him alone even now, but he is obsessed with making me his enemy or whatever because he still thinks he can save shreddit, and believes I am impeding his glorious mission to continue being trolled by the clique.
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>>128809569
Heh, mindbroken
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>>128809592
>No u
NGMI lass.
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Adam Kirk
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>>128809606
Not a no u because I specified the differences in accusations. Never said Linus sees me a threat because "his world only entails himself vs a group", but rather that he has some sort of inferiority complex in regards to me and thinks I am in the way of him creating a better general or something. Again, I think it all comes from the fact Troony mindbroke him by calling him Hector jr or the like over and over again, so he wants to distance himself through making me an enemy. It is what it is.
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>>128808177
Some more Vangelis, might continue exploring him, that last album I listened to was kinda new-age which I liked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-0Z5D7eRh8
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>>128808177
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Good afternoon Matthew
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Are Rodent.
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>>128809592
>>128809662
You have shown a keen awareness about the state of the general, but rather than work against it, or simply leave, you choose to become another off-topic poster, blogger, attention seeker, the like. Probably because that's what you want more. I don't see how that isn't a benefit to the clique. Even leaving would either let the thread improve, or bring it to an end faster, so new metal threads could grow from the remains.
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No matter how bad your life is, at least you're not Hector.
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Do you think Madison Beer knows she is a metal community icon because of Matthew Devin Townsend
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>>128809573
Fuck. I'd suck that guy's cock
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Frank Sinatra
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>>128809766
>you choose to become another off-topic poster, blogger, attention seeker, the like
Linus the kinda guy living in the period of Nero and stands in the forum decrying about the quality of discussions while Nero is there having a public orgy asking for his wife next.
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>>128809797
Made Matthew Good cum innumerable times through incestual anal sex.
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Wish Heco and his boyfriend would continue their childish whoresonery in a private setting and not in public for us to cringe at.
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>>128808177
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>>128809804
I get the perspective that it's too far gone, maybe that's so, but you do nothing to plant new roots. Didn't you have a general called /dark/ or something for a minute? What happened to that?
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>>128809832
>Wish Heco and his boyfriend would continue their childish whoresonery in a private setting
Like you and your buttbuddy Ratthew do on the mod discord?
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>>128809848
>pic related
Reprehensible fellow
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>>128809832
imagine the smell
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Kill yourselves.
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>>128809766
>Even leaving would either let the thread improve
Why did /metal/ grind to a halt in November?
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>>128809927
No new Ad Nauseam/First Fragment/Jute Gute to discuss so we ran out of topics.
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>Oh no!

>Don't post pictures of women!

>We're all 70+ year old, happily married men in here

Lmao
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>>128809845
>Didn't you have a general called /dark/ or something for a minute? What happened to that?
Its impossible because of the material conditions of 4cuck.org. The site is dying, no new blood is coming in, the boards are shrinking rapidly, the population is also aging at the same time, and was already accelerated in aging by the 2016 r/thedonald facebook/reddit boomer flood. This in combination with each other lead to a stale culture where only pre-existing things can exist, or things worshipping the past in some manner. /dark/ requires people of intelligence, which is already a tall request, but also people who want to look at new things and not idle around worshipping the past for the sake of itself, it needs younger people, or at least people who aren't washed up facebook boomers who washed up from /pol/.

Basically the idea is impossible, the only way for it to exist would be to basically just keep it as my own personal blog that I have to keep bumped every single day without fail.

The truest matter on why you should give on the general is because of the fact the site is only going to continue its decline, just like the western world will continue down its same slow decayed path. Get a pretend job where you do nothing all day, NEET, and in general pay it no mind, if someone is burning a building, give them another match if theirs goes out, or not, makes no difference in the end, that building is pre-destined to burn down. The logos drives the world, and it will shape it with or without your input.
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>>128809979
Correct.
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Why does metal attract so many autists
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> Releases one album
> best release in its genre
> Never follows up

How'd they do it
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>>128810168
You tell me
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>>128810168
lmao
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>>128808177
Pouring one out for the modess and her broken dreams of Hectorian love.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9vFKmkvHEQ
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>>128809943
Correct.
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Any Star Trek metal? Rewatching the entire series right now and I want some sci-fi metal.
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>>128809845
>Didn't you have a general called /dark/ or something for a minute? What happened to that?

Nobody liked the cringey edgelord name maybe, or the guy making the threads would be my guess.
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>>128810567
Never watched Star Trek in my life, Iass. The only person who would watch that slop is probably sitcompopper as xhe once revealed xer fascination with tv slop. In fact there are very, very few tv show I have ever watched.
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>>128810143
Not metal.
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>>128810627
Its ok, xhe isn't listening to it anyways.
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>>128810168
It's more those who feel a need to "discuss" music in general, but metal does indeed reign supreme in the autism factor, correct.
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Neurodivergent people ruined metal
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/dark/ is more fitting for a kpop oriented thread anyways
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>>128810714
Where's Tim Henson in this pic?
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>>128810714
could you stop posting unrelated things?
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>>128810201
Artistic transcendence followed by humility
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>>128810714
Correct.

>>128810725
Off camera in the middle of giving me a rawrjob.
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>>128810714
Lol
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>>128810743
Why are you around melanated folk with Tim Henson? Kind of weird, lass.
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>>128808177
A female, a rodent, and a troon enter a bar... and all three are moderating this general.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3255X3nK3eg

>>128810762
We aren't, they came with the Korean women who said some transgendered fan from German told them to try the dark meat next time they were in America.
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>>128810567
Weirdly, Kunstzone started as Star Trek themed band, but I think they dropped that, or went less overt with it.
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>>128810668
And yet they alone created metal. Almost paradoxical, no?
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>>128810796
Tim Henson seems like he's on the same page... awful post, lass.
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Just heard Ozzy died for real...thought we were just memeing...
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>>128808177
Finishing out this masterpiece from yesterday
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>>128810838
Why don't you take a step back and realize the person you are talking to is either Ratthew, a literal medicated schizophrenic with BPD, or Troony, an transcel that spends 16 hours a day on 4cuck.org spamming thousands of short clips of kpop women that will never even know xer name, on top of that roughly 80% of xer posts are related to scat.

Neither person is neurotypical.
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>In time you will FIND
>YOURSELF
>FAPPED in a cornerrrr
>These soft hands my friend...
>I promise you will not forget!
>puh-puh-puh-plap plap puh PLAP plap puh plap PLAP plap PLAP plap
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>>128810859
Nope, its true, just like Frank Sinatra passed away mid-nut in the anal canals of Matthew Good.
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>>128810879
The only thing smaller than Ratthew's micropenis is his bumhole, Frank Sinatra had his soul taken out of him by that tight ass. Its the only area of life that Ratthew was more gifted at than his brother: getting fucked by other men.
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>>128810859
>it's real
Holy shit.
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>>128810932
Whoops meant to reply to >>128810879
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>>128810869
You have 0 self-awareness and at this rate probably never will have even a modicum of such. Sad times, but shouldn't expect too much of /shreddit/s court jester I suppose. Loving every lmao.
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>>128810950
>no u
NGMI Iass.
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>>128810937
Whoops meant to reply to >>128810855
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>>128810961
Whoops actually meant to reply to >>128810912
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>>128810955
Ironic post.
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>>128810979
Incoherent post.
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>>128810984
Incorrigible post
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>>128810961
Grim.
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>>128811008
Incontinent post.
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>>128808156
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>>128811035
Just another Clique Catastrophe
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>>128810984
Genuinely low IQ post, hence your lack of self-awareness.
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Embarrassing thread that shames metal morever.
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>>128811049
Genuinely rodential post, hence your lack of chin.
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>>128811057
Shames gay metalheads like you. Not a good look.
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>>128811057
True, we prefer it on your discord where you and Ratthew share all your epic metal taste.
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>>128808156
Why the fuck do bands not sell tanktop merch for guys. I want to show off my gains goddamnit
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>>128811067
I accept your concession.
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>>128811089
>I want to show off my gains goddamnit
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>>128811089
Dude take your gay bodyworship back to /dark/
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>>128811096
Confession denied.
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>>128811089
buy a t shirt and cut the sleeves off
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>>128811108
>>128811114
Weak chinned posers leave the hall
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>>128811129
You heard the man Ratthew, ya gotta go.
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>>128810979
>>128810984
Not many sound and sincere posts at present.
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>>128811138
Unsightly and ghastly facial deformity.
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sad news guys, hector was trying to pop a wheelie on his bike and crashed into the back of a minivan... he didn't make it
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>>128811033
Inscrutable post
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The Korean women from last thread had more chin than DJ Incel. Maybe Frank Sinatra can pay for a DJ trip over to Korea where they can implant all those shaved jaw bones into his chin.
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>>128808177
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Probably the most underrated Metallica song. The Hetfield solo jam at the end is top kino.

https://youtu.be/k-iiO4qfkdQ?si=dbW0cFbutmYqwysw
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>>128811169
*good news
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>>128811173
Inimicable post.
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>>128811189
>Probably the most underrated Metallica song. The Hetfield solo jam at the end is top kino.
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>>128811169
reportedly, with his last breath he cursed the driver for their "shreddit iq"
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>>128811126
fair i guess
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>>128811219
Inimical post
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>>128811138
Ratthew fucking bodied
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>>128811241
Iniquitous Post.
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>>128811277
Immaterial post
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Metallica invented metal, if you hate these chads we hate you. The entire metal community hates you.
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>I am le represented by le anime man
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>>128811169
His mom is putting ">no u NGMI lass" on his tombstone to honor her son's autism.
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>>128811321
Incredulous post.
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>>128811328
Based
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>>128811328
>Metallica invented metal, if you hate these chads we hate you. The entire metal community hates you.
>>128811376
>Based
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>>128811356
Impetuous post.
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>>128811392
Best metal band of all times. Simple as.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnKIcGQECZY
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>>128811275
You = faggot
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>>128811412
Inadequate post.
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>>128811169
Based if true
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>>128811428
Thank you retard.
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>>128811035
>>128811035
>>128811035
>>128811035
>>128811035
>>128811035
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>>128811445
No worries I'm glad you're able to recognize the goats.
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>>128811435
Infinitesimal post
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Jute Gotye
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range ban linus
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>>128811454
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
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is anyone gonna check out amon amarth and dethklok tour
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>>128811492
Someone edit Adam and Hector into the Somebody That I Used to Know video
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>>128811491
Immunological post.
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>>128811536
no I don't think I will
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Does anyone have a link for the new Funeral album?
The CDs should've arrived by now.
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>>128811548
Ichthyologist post
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Adam Kalmbach of the band Jute Gyte funnels the proceeds of his music into charitable donations supporting Black Lives Matter, not just as an act of solidarity but as a deliberate, gleeful rebuke to the kind of racist little Nazi trolls who haunt comment sections—especially one Hector, the embodiment of bad faith, bigotry, and willful ignorance. Every distorted riff and labyrinthine composition becomes both material support for justice and a symbolic middle finger to Hector, transforming extremely bad music into an absurdly effective engine for social justice.
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>>128811536
Are they visiting a non-shithole city in the states?
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>>128811577
I call bullshit that you knew this one without searching it up, otherwise I consneed as that has to be the most esoteric word possible.
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>>128811605
I had a vague recollection in my head but had to do spell check to get it right. Well played brother t'was fun.
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>>128811536
>is anyone gonna check out amon amarth and dethklok tour
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>>128811605
Varg says that for we should become self-sufficient, and for that we need a home in countryside, and animals to feed us. He said that plants are good, but we need animals. When SHTF vegans will be the first to die
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>>128808177
Beers n Blasphemy for me on this wonderful Sunday.
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Varg just dropped a 2 hour podcast were he talks about his struggles with rectal incontinence
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A gook posting faggot brained retard just posted nonsense in /metal/ while sitting on a dragon dildo
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That thing ain't white
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>>128811524
Do you have the latest plugin update?
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>>128811657
Just your average metalhead.
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>>128811666
Dude Varg go poopoo.
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>>128811575
No, I have been watching soulseek and nothing yet. They are huge cunts who copyright strike youtube uploads of all Kristallnacht/Seigneur Voland/Funeral uploads so it will never go on Youtube
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>>128811728
Dogtube strikes again.
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Ate an edible. Listening to Summoning - Stronghold, how are you losers doing?
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>>128811763
I went to the dispensary for the first time in 4 years a couple hours ago and took a bite from a Chocolate bar and now will be listening to some hate riffs
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>>128811763
>>128811769
>DUDE DRUGS LMAO
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>>128811763
Playing Behemoth - As Above, So Below and LARPing as a dark warlock while ordering groceries. Spiritually NEETmaxing right now and couldn't be happier.
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>>128811804
>first to due
die*
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>>128811782
Dude straight edge lmao
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>>128809130
I haven't found any. Most lists I've seen have been putting Blut aus Nord at the top for black metal which is pretty grim given that they're pretty clean atmo, quite listenable but no proper black metal in sight.
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>>128811786
Cringe
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>>128811769
what kind of hate riffs?
>>128811786
nice, enjoy the vibe
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>>128811138
Rodential visage.
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>>128811816
just one more toke bro I don't have a problem shut up I'm 37 I can change anytime I want
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>>128811848
Heard you the first time straight edger
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>>128811908
more of a gay edger actually
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>>128811138
eeeyugh
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>>128811914
boys called me the gay edger have I gave them a brojob while drunk not sure if that matters but thought I'd let you know
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>>128811922
Looks like a woman
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>>128811922
Dave knew the ratboy?!
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>>128811938
Who is this?
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>>128811950
Ratboy to you autists, Godman to the greater folk
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>muh planet
I am in favor of climate change, metal for this feel?
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>>128811981
Thank you retard.
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Only Bongman could save us from these radical vegan propagandists.
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Alright fags finally back home from /nbbmn/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AYX2qbtbcY

Dave mustaine says a very interesting word
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>>128811888
Wrong as usual.
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>>128811888
True.
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>>128812000
Miggerdeth...
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>hectrition tips
great way to die at 30
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>>128811089
Because metal is inherently an anti-LGBTQA genre.
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>>128812046
Incorrect. Metal is progressive and we are against bigotry here.
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>>128812060
You only speak for yourself, I was speaking inherently. Try reading posts before replying.
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I'm fucking ascending
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Who got him revved up about meat again?
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>>128812114
He misread metal as meal again and is dyslexic
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>>128812094
Incorrect. I was speaking about reality, you were coping with fiction.
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>>128812143
Ironic post.
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>>128809900
Shrimp-fried rice and cheap noodles
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The sound of silence and furious typing
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>>128811138
lol
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>>128811994
Lol.
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A grown man needs at least 150g of protein a day
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>>128812237
How is this metal-related?
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>>128808177
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>>128812247
A lack of animal flesh inhibits your riff enjoyment.
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>>128812033
Scribidi toilet died at age 43 althoughbeit?
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>>128808177
Dungeon synth for a rainy afternoon.
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>>128812301
big news if true
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>>128812281
>faced with information that conflicts with worldview
>plugs ears and changes subject to other chimp behavior
IDK why chimps eat their shit, too busy blasting to click the video, but gorillas do it to get more nutrients out of what they ate.
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>>128808177
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>>128812348
>ehrm actually this specific group of monkeys sometimes hunts other monkeys for food, meanwhile yes 99% of the diet is not meat, but I've won, chud
Like I said, you should eat shit too since you are so similar.
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Just blasted Synarchy again, feels good
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>>128812383
>>ehrm actually this specific group of monkeys sometimes hunts other monkeys for food, meanwhile yes 99% of the diet is not meat, but I've won, chud
Holy projection. Cool avatar btw.
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>>128812332
Agreed.
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I wanna discuss Synarchy with you if you're here, Hec. Which part is your favorite?
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Varg is gay and has AIDS.
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Varg is a genius
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>>128812487
And has AIDS, correct.
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Varg Vikernes
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boat frowa
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Louis Cachet also known as the Baron of Bergen
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Lousis Cachet, Burzum (NEW).
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>>128812487
At being a retard maybe, correct
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Varg is always right.
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Kristian Louis Varg Count Vikernes Cachet Grishnackh has never in his life said anything wrong.
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>>128812574
>>128812574
>>128812574
NEW (NEW)
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NEW
>>128812577
>>128812577
>>128812577
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>spams a zillion posts under the minute mark so xhe can get xer edition
Loving Every Laugh.
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>>128812587
This is the real thread.
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>>128812434
Second half of the title track is the most well written, the structure that forms where each short riff takes sections from the previous and builds upon it or references a previous one is fantastic. Probably the closest to being actual motifs instead of just riff slop salad.

Its also one of the most heavily layered vocal albums out there, really only Teitanblood goes as crazy with that. Its also in linear form which is really important for metal because riffs are already so repetitive as they are, keeping things moving forward is a pure positive.
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lmao
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Blasting
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>>128813605



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