>be security guard at a concert>music fucking sucks>scroll through your phone>one of the band members bullies you on stagewwyd?
>>128869063Bend him over and Rape him
Lace his coke with even more fent and call the paparazzi
>>128869063>supposed to be acting as a security guard>fucking around on your phone instead
>>128869156bootlicker attitudelet the worker in peace you fascist scum
>>128869167>supposed to be acting as a security guard>fucking around on your phone instead>some faggot jumps onstage and stabs lead singer >hundreds of cellphone vids on youtube an hour later faggot
>>128869513if your coworker takes 1 minute too long to take a shit do you also report him to your boss you little wus
>>128869547no ome reported the dumbass security guard. most people understand "oh my boss can see me right now i should probably not be on my phone"
where was this where he had to worry about "security" for 5 seconds instead of playing the same 3 chords over and over again
>>128869063Shoot him. He's no Dirtbag Dennis.
>>128869167You have one fuckkng job. Just watch the crowd for a couple of hours. How fucking stupid are meatheads?