Recommend tunes for freezing to death
thomas koner
Impaled Northern Moonforest, an acoustic black metal album recorded by Seth Putnam when he had the fluhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COGLR7RM0Ys
You will never freeze to death. You have no tolerance for cold, no wilderness skills, no real understanding of what true exposure even means. You are a cozy, blanket-wrapped poser twisted by romanticized delusions of stoic Arctic oblivion and too many melancholic Tumblr posts into a pathetic mockery of genuine despair. All the "validation" you get from liking and reblogging similar edgelord fantasies only reinforces the lie that typing out your dramatic freeze-to-death wish from the comfort of central heating was somehow profound or authentic. But no one with an ounce of self-awareness would confuse your performative gloom with anything other than the wasted hours you spent curating a tragic aesthetic instead of actually living.Actual people who have faced real cold—Arctic explorers, homeless in winter, search-and-rescue victims—are utterly repulsed by your fantasy. Decades of survival literature and firsthand accounts make it easy to spot the fraud: you’ve never felt wind chill below -10°C, never had your fingers go numb for more than a minute while waiting for the bus, never even shoveled a driveway properly. Even if your melodramatic blog posts about "embracing the ice" somehow pass as deep (they don’t), the moment anyone hears you complain about the office thermostat being set to 69°F they’ll know you’re just another soft, overfed suburbanite playing dress-up with suicidal ideation.You will never freeze to death. You’ll keep bundling up in three hoodies the second the temperature drops below 50°F, sip your hot cocoa, and scroll through pretty photos of blizzards you’ve never experienced. Deep inside you feel the embarrassment creeping up like frostbite you’ll never actually get, because you know you’re too comfortable, too safe, too cowardly to ever step outside without checking the weather app first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXVVObbX2ko&list=RDeXVVObbX2ko&start_radio=1
>>128873850You know all you’re doing is finding new ways to broadcast your attention-seeking in a language of faux-profound suffering, while real hardship would send you running back to your heated blanket in minutes.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear—you’ll close the tab, turn up the thermostat, and go to bed warm and alive, just like always. Your friends will roll their eyes at yet another cryptic post, your family will worry quietly but know you’re too attached to your comforts to ever follow through. You’ll grow old in climate-controlled rooms, surrounded by the soft hum of modern convenience, and every winter you’ll repeat the same empty fantasy. Your body will stay warm, your heart will keep beating in safety, and all that will remain of your "legacy" is a trail of embarrassing screenshots that unmistakably mark you as someone who romanticized death but never had the guts to even face a cold shower.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Keep pretending you crave the ice while you snuggle deeper into your heated throw, apologizing to some imaginary tundra spirit that exists only in your mind while actual cold just makes you reach for another blanket.
>>128873788your mother’s dry queefs
>>128873788Mirage by Klaus Schulze
>>128873788Pay attention to the lyrics:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vG_mTt6hCs
>>128873859no u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEVJEOnWimo
Sounds like Paysage d'Hiver.
>>128873850>>128873859Recommend tunes for dying of boredom
>>128875272to get even more bored or to stop being bored?
>>128873788Life on Mars?
The guy from Windir froze to death, so thathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M05dmXzZXS0&list=PLkROH3Eqs0T8xjha0LoxzourUBRlgfmFX
https://youtu.be/-ij-kk9w2x0?si=-8a5DeyhMhYxKR8G&t=112
>>128875279Neither, tunes that evoke the image and vibes of dying to boredom.
>>128875082anon's whole family froze to death, it's a sensitive subject for him
>>128875499/mu/core slop like Aphex Twin or Burial literal background shit music that doesnt matter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAFazXZKZwQ
>>128875514does he want to build a snowman
>>128873788https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1z0qnQT6Yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWulOZRNnls
>>128875612this
>>128873788https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=455-CIgc7co
>>128873788https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8chUMUiumo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_jm9Ga-U0whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fwGZohSJ9g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdAAQqb1WgU
>>128873788https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcmFH5OvdtA
I'm blue dabadeedabadoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=042TRCqbhuY"under the ice"
>>128875550Why's the vvitch bitch wearing ugg boots
