>death cab for cutie>neutral milk hotel>NBA youngboy
Toad the Wet Sprocket
the thethe guess wholivekarnivoolall horrible, useless names
BADBADNOTGOOD
>>128881339>the the
60s hippies came out with the most retarded names, but you zoomers dont carestrawberry alarm clockpeppermint trolley companypeanut butter conspiracybonzo dog doo/dah band
>!!!>the band>does it offend you yeah>dozy beeky mikey mick and tish or whatever the fuck it was
>>128881901the band
>the band>the musicwow really, fucking dumbfuck gringoes, such irony
>the cumshots
CatbiteBig BlackRapemanViagra BoysDa Baby
>>128881339>>128881374the the is bussin on god frfr, burning blue soul goated no cap
>>128881302Death cab would be a decent name if they dropped the for cutie. It makes it sound childish. Hole is kind of dumb. Korn is really fucking dumb. It is literally corn but with a K. The kinks. Guns n roses. Pearl jam. The bee gees. Jadakiss M (legit artist name) Tupac is dumb Metallica Ace of base
the thea!!!
>>128881302Dog Faced Hermans
>>128882011>Ace of basethat one's cool
>>128882011>Guns n roses.This is a corny as hell name but it fits the kind of music they make perfectly so it's fine by me
>anal cunt
>>128882011
oOoOOactually you know what throw every Witch House band in there
>>128882177If your genre is called WITCH house then Salem is a pretty cool name
>>128882184ok fine only the Witch House bands that were symbols or some kind of lame shit, Salem and White Ring are some of the exceptions
>idontknowhowbuttheyfoundme>iwrestledabearonce>i wrote haikus about cannibalism in your yearbook>algernon cadwallader
The string cheese incident
Fun.Imagine DragonsBen Folds Five>>128881972Viagra boys is a good one>>128882156Its actually named after a story of them going to a party and two methhead gay dudes start fucking and eating echother out and one of them ahits on the others face and there was a single corn kernel on his tongue
>>128882582>ben folds fiveBen Folds is the main singer and piano guy and there's 4 other guys, therefore they're the Ben Folds FiveThat one makes sense
>>128882597Theyre only 3 guys
dying fetus is pretty silly
>>128882011Korns name is amazing kys
Scraping Fetus off the Wheel
I was going to say Cherry Popping Daddies but they make Fagtano seethe so based
>>128881343wholly accurate to their sound
Godspeed You! Black Emperor will forever be the dumbest one
>>128882635do explain
>>128882635No it isn't. You won't change my mind on this. Korn is such a ridiculously dumb name for a band. It is literally a vegetable. That is like naming a band doorknob or fork. Fucking KORN. If the band weren't good or one of the innovators of nu metal it would be one of the dumbest names ever. Do you see any other bands named after vegetables? Kabbage? Karrot? Eggplant? Korn is one of the stupidest/dumbest band names of all time.
>>128882866 They're just borrowing the name from a movie. I think it's fine.>>128882011Literally none of these are that bad>>128882643Name goes hard.
>>128882964anon I don't know how to say this but you are very probably retarded
iamamiwhoami
Sixpence None the Richer
>>128881302Guitar
>>128881868those are basedimagine thinking it’s cooler to name your band “umphrey’s mcgee” or “good kid”
>>128883881thats insulting
The New Pornographers is legit the worst band name ever. It was a self-fulfilling prophecy since I heard AC Newman ended up in jail this year for child porn on his laptop.
>>128881302I won't lie, it's really stupid to name your band after what genre they play.
Red Elvis is a trash band name.
>>128885281I've never wanted to listen to them, nor Porno For Pyros.
«THE MONKEES», «KEANE», «THE HIVES», «MUSE», «!!!», «THIRTY SECONDS TO MARS», «BLINK 182», «+44», «GARBAGE», «FOO FIGHTERS», «THE WHO», «THE ALAN PARSONS PROJECT», «JEANS», «HELLO SEAHORSE», «CALÓ», «LOS FABULOSOS CADILLACS», «QUEEN», «PRINCE», «PLACEBO», «SIN BANDERA», «ELEFANTE», «IMAGINE DRAGONS», «JIMMY EAT WORLD», «U2».
Garfunkel and Oates and anyone else that uses a more famous artist in their name
>>128881302Clap Your Hands and say Yeah
>>128885538Are you retarded? It's a musical project, fronted by Alan Parsons, hence The Alan Parsons Projecttu eres un maricon grande puto
>>128885596>It's a musical project, fronted by Alan Parsons, hence The Alan Parsons ProjectTHAT IS AKIN TO NAMING YOUR SON «SON».
>>128885633Americans LITERALLY name their kid Junior
>>128881302Any band name that's a pun riffing on a celebrity name. There are so many of them at this point that it's impossible to list them all.>com truise>camper van beethoven>ringo deathstarr
Aryan Kampf 88 is pretty dumb but their music kicks ass
>>128885687ringo deathstarr is exactly as serious a name as my bloody valentine
>>128885538Ignore this retard, he's banned from /lit/ for a reason
>>128881302>Drake>Nick Drake>Nick Cave>Nick Cage>John Cage>Johnny Cage>Johnny Hobo>Hobo Johnson>Jack Johnson>Jack Black>Jack White
>>128881302Perfume Genius
>>128885687Spritney BearsJon Cougar Concentration CampSomebody Still Loves You, Boris Yeltsin
>>128882135It's a great name, but it's just a mix of some of the members former bands L.A. Guns and Hollywood Rose.
>>128881302The Mamas & The PapasHoobastankFoo FightersYoung Dolph
>>128886937Oh come on those aren't real
The ones who hate Foo Fighters are clearly glowies trying to prevent UFO information
>>128882866this gets my vote