I wish I never had to hear Christmas music again

>>128892209
Faith always makes me think of Xmas, some reason. And not a jingly bell POS schmalz track on it.

Daniel Knox > original version

>>128892197
I thought George Michael was the one on the right, but this says it's the other way around. Have I got it wrong all this time?

I really want to use AI to start culture jamming bad music. Fight slop with slop

I made this with like 10 minutes worth of effort in Suno and it sounds as good as any pop star Christmas single you’d hear over the speakers at the grocery store. I just came up with the most cringy soulless cash grab song title I could think of, made up a chorus for it on the spot, told it to sound like a pop megastar’s Christmas song. Someone would definitely pay Max Martin and Britney Spears a half million dollars to bring some bullshit like this to life, easily.
https://voca.ro/1ogplSAF5BaD

white boy winter is real

>>128892302
Are you stupid?

>>128892209

stop working in retail

>>128892355
AI's got this unmistakable Miley v. Mariah thing, which is more or less exactly what you asked for tbf. You need a few curveballs in there otherwise its just too bland and falls entirely through the cracks. If you wanted to make *a bit* of effort, have a listen to:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m00180hq
an actual good Xmas song deconstructed, with some additional extra schmalz inbetween. It is Xmas after all.

>>128892355
these songs make big not because of the song. the song never mattered any producer worht his salt can shit out a hit worthy track. so you're not really fighting anything it would just end up in the same pit anyone attemtps his own music.

>>128892197
A message from George Michael’s family on his official website.
https://www.georgemichael.com/news/article/#news-176612

>>128892197
Wham is so fucking based it's unreal