>asked mom to finally just leave me be at christmas and that I need to work, too busy
>just as I'm about to coom from my gooning session I hear the doorbell
>1 sec later the key unlocks
>whole family there in the hallway
>surprise
>orgasm ruined, nut everywhere, pants, carpet, hands, desk
>webcam tranny whore on mute just kept going so I lost 300 euro to that too
>whole apartment smells like cum and sweat
>they looked somewhere far beyond shocked and appalled and immediately left again
hope they at least leave me alone from now on

>asked for piper at the gates of dawn
>got pepe at the gape of porn

Santa called
I was shamed
Named me...Pepe Peppington

I suspect this never happened

>>128922948
You suspect wrong, Mr Gayman

>>128919051
https://desuarchive.org/mu/search/text/pepe%20shore/type/op/

love frog :D

>>128923749
Shitposters all have their own flavor, their signature bits. If you're coming here for serious music discussion, you're just a dope. This is a comedy website and you do your thing

>>128923749
Damn, he got swindled THAT many times?