What's the fattest band of all time? I nominate pic related. They may not individually be extremely fat, but all of their fans are gigantic.
Crowbar is the only real answer
>>128935584where do i even make friends with guys like pic related. i have the same music taste but they just dont exist in philly
>>128935619There's a lot of them in Missouri and Oregon, ironically most of the people I've met like that came from Massachusetts in search of musicians like them.
Poison Idea were fatter
TAD was a big dude.
>>128936007and one of the musically heaviest of the "grunge" bands
Violent J is pretty fat too. Imagine the stage needed to hold all these guys in one big boy show
*blocks your path and the sun
>>128937544they're going to eat the scrawny one
>>128935584Kirk has lost a significant amount of weight recently and the rest of his band are either skinny or average weight, so Crowbar is no longer the fattest band ever.
>>128937849Booooo
>>128935619Philly has a ton. Go to sludge shows.
>>128935584What about that fat fuck from the Texas Hippie Coalition?
>>128935584One Life Crew or 100 Demons. The Crowbar dudes weren't even that fat throughout most of their career.
>all of the fattest bands and band fans are from metal/rockreally says something, don't it?
>>128935584Bowling for Soup is 3/4 obese
>>128940789Means we eat good.
>>128937544>thin singer becomes fatter than the comedy fat guitaristbased
>>128935584I got fat after listening to Crowbar
>>128940789ZZ top, rootbeer, and chili
>>128940789Only genres where the appearance is not the most important musical element.
is it harder to play guitar with fat fingers?
Mammoth, and although van halen's son is very fat, I mean the 80s band. They had a song called Fatman.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGJSwv-F5Uc
>>128937544>Bowling for Bacon
>>128935584there was that fat hawiian fuck that weighed like 1000 lbs
>>128942310Incredibly based
>>128935799fpbprip pig
screaming trees were a ton of band but Tad may have weighed more than the Conner bros combined
>>128935584Midwest Martyr
>>128943717Rest In Pizza
>>128944025fooken howling branches
>>128944149what did you just say to me you little bitch?
>>128935584the black lady from the moldy peaches has been putting on the pounds lately
>>128935584Wolfsbane. Blaze Bayley recently had a heart attack from being a fat fuck and his guitarist is extremely fat.
I don't even know why I remember this but this band was introduced for this performance as "a big fat melting pot of talent" and they got really mad about it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2XrO2tuQ0I
Use to go to punk shows saw xtyrantx live got jumped by 15 courage members never went back i'm white and they still jumped me
>>128946491People keep posting rock/metal guys, but none of them are riding a mobility scooter on stage like they're Rob Halford on a Harley
Was that fat Hawaiian ukelele guy ever in a band? Even if the other members were anorexic they'd probably still average out to be #1.
>>128946553They don't look particularly fat, could probably eat one of them easily for a light meal.
>>128935584>What's the fattest band of all time?thank you, /mu/. i needed the laugh
How come there's no fat fuck boy bands?
>>128935584mountain
>>128944084impressive
>>128944169sed u got killed by the flu m8 lmao
