my wife is angry at me because i told her I would lick 90s christina aguileras pussy
>>128994571I would say that she’s pretty malformed. Her upper maxilla is extremely recessed. she's got the eyes of doom with no infraorbital support, really not much of a looker in her face. A lot of people with porn brain might've found her attractive because of her body
Well, did you specify she'd be joining in?If not, she's right to be mad at you. Don't be selfish and hog the good stuff!
what prompted you to tell her in the first place?
>>128994571She was a heckin teen you sicko
I believe this is the single worst board on the entirety of 4chan.
>>128995120/mu/ is the single worst board on 4chan – except for all the other boards that have been tried
>>128995177/mu/ hasn't discussed music since late 2016. Since then it's just rank punanis black cocks and polyester koreans far as the eye can see. Quagmire of trannies and bullshit.
>>128994571Yeah dont do that you autistic cuck. Besides she is hella overrated.
>>128995275/mu/ is the single worst board on 4chan – except for all the other boards that have been tried
>>128994571If you do it again and again and againShe’ll stop getting angry and will start getting mildly turned onTakes awhile but it’s worth itNo reason to lie to your wife
>>128994617You forgot her extremely narrow shoulders and bowed legs. She still managed to be fucking hot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=equ4Y9xdMj0
>>128994571the 90s hated christina uglyera.
>>128995275>/mu/ hasn't discussed music since late 2016.>Guitar General>Production General>Vocaroo Threads>Metal General>Prog Rock General>Goth General>What should I expect from this album?>it clicked/mu/ discusses music you are too retarded to contribute or you dont like what is being discussed, and if that is the case leave, fuck off to Reddit
>>128994617perfection is made out of tiny imperfections
>>128995476I've been permabanned from Reddit for laughing
>>128994617Ok big fucking faggot
>>128994617>gay man offers opinionDisregard
>>128995120>>128995177it's not even close and it's a good thing you're ignorant
>>128994617Ok, Clavicular
>>128995451I don't like her niggy look. The OP pic is perfection
I bet her pussy taste like flamin hot cheetohs when she squirt
>>128994571Based. Why do women have to be so petty ?
>>128994571maybe she doesn't want you to get AIDS
