Inhumanization edition.old: >>129001193FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vHeAR1Bt
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129011547>n-no u!your puritanical crusade against an activity that has been around as long as civilization itself is why you're alone on a friday night arguing with people online on a vietnamese imageboard
newer FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
>>129011581Blasting status?
>>129011636AI metal of course
>>129011612Where are you?
>>129011636Bongzigger rule hardcore.
>>129011636
Why are the 90s considered the "dark age" of metal and 2000s the "rebirth"? 90s were pure kino (Danzig Pantera White Zombie) while the 2000s were protools Soilennial mallcore (Papa Roach Chevelle Killswitch Engage).
>>129011656Is this worth listening to?
>>129011612Zoomers are fucking weird man. I tried talking to one at a festival since we were at the front and waiting for the next band and the guy's replies were all no longer than 5 words. When the band was playing everyone was going fucking wild except him. He just stood there motionless staring at the band.
>>129011682When you use only bad examples it makes everything look bad.
>>129011687worth it if you already like the di'anno era a lot and want to hear more raw/primitive versions of the early songs with more swagger. if you are just casually into the first 2 albums, then no.
>>129011748First 3 are the only ones that matter to me.
>>129011761then listen to it. the version of strange world is particularly good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89xjuymBTw8
>>129011636Enjoying a beer too!
>>129011688based anti-dancing autist refusing to talk to pleblennials
>>129011688I'd do the same too. Stop breathing my fucking air.
>>129011818>>129011849It's sad what the Internet created; people proud of being antisocial shut-ins. Thankfully your kind will never breed
Thread is off to a great start I see
classic spotify
Why are you on here on a Friday night and not at the club getting bitches?
>>129011906Women are insufferable, I can't be bothered.
>>129011881the newer gen hates you too, baldllennial. kek
Metal for this level of obsession?>>129011844
>>129011919>drooling maladjusted retards raised on a screen hate hate people that actually had a real childhoodIs that supposed to upset me? Lol.
>>12901163610/10 album. this is such a banger songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm2zxqb0o0k
>>129012041good album but i slightly prefer their debut. actual definition of a hidden gem. shame they didn't get more attention/traction. keith deen had a beautiful voice.
>>129011938
>>129011636I'm listening to an Armenian woman suck ears so I can pretend she's sucking (my) cock.After that I'll probably go back to playing Summoning.
>While not playing any instruments, Madeline Wright is also a member, acting on stage as the band's nemesis "The Rat Reaperess".IncredibleNow I'm curious how gimmicky their music is
does /metal/ like Poppy?
>>129012233it's very basic bitch doom, Pallbearer and Crypt Sermon for example are far superior if you're not a simp.>filenamecan tell you're a faggot that deserved to be gatekept from every hobby/scene you've ever attached yourself to
>>129012265thanks for the cliquespam
Poppy? More like Poopy her music stinks. No (You) for you.
>>129012265Hot
>>129012265she cute
>>129011688>He just stood there motionless staring at the bandHow do you know what he did during the show? Thought you were "going fucking wild"...
>>129012272>it's very basic bitch doom, Pallbearer and Crypt Sermon for example are far superior if you're not a simp.Noted, so just play Pallbearer while nutting to pictures of Riley and Rat got it. >*Ass-damaged psychobabble* Thanks for the (You)
>>129012325You're the one that gave the picture an asshurt filename, fag.
Linus torvalds
The new Castle Rat was a big improvement over their first album imo. It gives grunge vibes at times.
Knocked Loose, motherfuckers
>>129012349not tr000e metal, wrong thread
Knocked loose? More like Cock Sleuth
>>129012312I was. Are you so spatially retarded that you're telling me you wouldn't be able to tell what someone next to you is doing at any given time? What a bizarre question.
Riley Pinkerton's OnlyFans.
>>129012336GNU/Linux is /metal/'s OS of choice yes
>>129012373>we never got the video of her dildoing herself because she was retarded and made it like $100i'm still mad
>>129012373https://fapello.com/ruby-foxfire/Not too bad if she keeps the socks onI'd do her to Canldemass
>>129012386>>129012389Does she have vids of her getting fucked though?
>>129011682>the 90s considered the "dark age" of metal and 2000s the "rebirth"?Literally nobody says this
The late 2000s death-thrash fad
>>129012408many people are saying this
>>129012408NTA (what kind of mongoloid calls Pantera "pure kino"), but a lot of people do. It's a narrow view by heavy/thrash metal guys pretending 90's extreme metal scenes didn't exist, and that boomer bands and their imitators getting popular in the 2000's was a rebirth and not mostly a retread, but it a fairly common belief.
>>129012456>but it abut it is* a
Pantera isn't even good enough to warrant the hype like even their so-called good albums only have a few good songs. Maybe their music would be better as an AI template though?
>>129012041Gigabased
New Megadeth album is gonna blow every other one of theirs out of the water. At being dogshit lmao
>>129012544Correct.
>>129012374It amazes me that people choose to look like that
>>129012579A sign of wealth and prosperity in Ancient Rome. Heils o/
Comfy Heavy Metallurgy stream going on tonight.
>>129012367You wouldn't notice if you were "going fucking wild". And if "everyone was going fucking wild", you'd all be moving around. But you were monitoring this other guy. You were really drawn to him.
>>129012544>New Megadeth album is gonna blowCorrect
HEIL HANNEMAN
>>129012593Even if you noticed him standing still I doubt you would care if you are going fucking wild and enjoying the music.
>>129012622And Kerry Fucking King as well!
King at being short lol
>>129012648
Kerry "Short Stack" "I Hate Jesus" "Widdlywiddlywiddlyweeeeeee" FUCKING King
Kerry "0000000000000" King
Have you heard Hanneman's demos? They're sick.
>>129012399Looks like she nuked her Ruby Firefox so nope that's all you get. She'll suck you off if you like Paracletus though
why are metalfags so cringe?
for me, it's altar of sacrificehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShYQsiKDqNg
>>129011636I find the ultimate version of this on spotify to be sounding timid as hell, but there is a better way of blasting this. I found a youtube playlist without those poor audio quality music videos.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHTo__bpnlYX_6bc_FBbOdRK0T_w6Q7ec
>>129012776Based. For me it's Criminally Insane: https://youtu.be/eqr4QrwSEj4
>>129012593You sound absolutely exhausting and miserable to be around. Thankfully that will never happen since you sound like someone that is terrified of social events.
>>129012870>You sound absolutely exhausting and miserable to be around.>t. some guy who constantly monitors and analyses the behaviour of people around him
we heil Hanneman herewe heil Azagthoth herewe heil Vikernes here
>>129012909>AzagthothBased animu and vidya fan
>>129012918yup, /ourguy/
>>129012870obvious projection
>>129011636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpSMMuFB0cc
>>129012909HEIL
ildjarn sucks
>>129013019You suck, you fucking guy.
>>129012901>talking to someone and seeing them in your peripheral vision is "constantly monitoring and analysing someone"Lol. So glad I don't have autism>>129012929Nah it's 100% fact. People afraid of social situations and take pride in being losers are the types that shoot up schools. They are threats to society. There's a reason why being alone feels so awful. We're social animals. In prehistoric times being an asocial retard that hated being around people was literally a death sentence.
>>129013097Being alone feels wonderful though
>>129013097neurotic jew aura
>>129012947good fucking shit, got anymore like this?
even though his taste is its own brand of dogshit for the most part, j-dawg was right in that the type of black metal trve kvlt fags worship at the altar is the riffless and unmemorable kind that relies entirely on aesthetics and atmosphere via intentionally shit sound quality to obscure the fact that the band still plays like a middle school band.
>>129013174You must be thinking of atmoshit, trve kvlt raw black metal still has riffs.
>>129011688Maybe he thought the band sucked
>>129013190les legions noires is french for no riffs found
>>129013121they have another album after that which got more Demilich like.I'd also recommend some newer Finndeath bands like Corpsessed and Sepulchral Curse.
>>129012408Yes they do, the narrative is that "grunge killed metal in the 90s, only Pantera was saving metal in the 90s, then Judas Priest and others reformed in the 2000s and saved metal" ignoring 90s developments like black metal, death metal, extreme metal, gothic metal, industrial metal, groove metal
>>129013433Give three examples of this narrative. You just made it up
>>129013433Correct.
>>129013454https://metalinjection.net/news/mike-portnoy-explains-how-panteras-vulgar-display-of-power-kept-metal-alive-in-the-90shttps://heavymetalculture.com/why-the-1990s-were-a-terrible-decade-for-heavy-metal/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKejhWR9YjY at 1:47:50
>>129013433Meanwhile on That Metal Show
>>129012265I'd like her better if she was slobbering all over my hog rn instead of recording those gay little songs
What "sacred cows" in metal deserve to be slaughtered? I nominate this, which without James Murphy's lead work and the killer album cover (which Sepultura got cucked out of using by the label kek), I'm totally convinced nobody would care half as much about it. Ditto Cancer's second album, although that one had lame cover artwork.
>>129013593Death Shall Rise is very good though.
>>129013611a very good replacement for melatonin that is
Can someone recommend some superior sugoi Japanese metal from Nihon? Arigatou gozaimasu
>>129013635Sigh - Imaginary Sonicscape is very good出雲 - 出雲 is decent
>>129013625Good joke
>>129013635
>>129013593I remember this being mostly a slog to get through
>>129013724>9 songs, 67 minutes, 246 riffs!
>>129013731...and none of them memorable.I just looked it up and this thing is 1 hour 7 minutes long, jesus
>>129013744>this thing is 1 hour 7 minutes longIt literally says so in the album tagline lol>67 minutes
>>129013751yeah, I realized afterwards because I had the metallum page pulled up and just saw the length, which their attempt at hyping the album is actually a detriment since the songs drag forever.
>>129013731>3.67 riffs per minuteIs it just me or does that sound oddly low? especially for thrash, which loves fast riffs.
>>129013244kek
>>129013769I listened to it recently and remember nothing of it. The two preceding albums are good though
>>129013777this album is a complete chore to get through. a ton of the riffs are completely interchangeable and the songs each last an eternity. its the complete opposite of what made darkness descends so effective. vocals aren't great either.
>>129013795Metal in a nutshell
>>129011636This is a thrash metal edition yea?
>>12901375167 67 67 67 67 67 67
>>129013593Probably most Roadrunner DM albums. I only like the first Obituary and don't really give a shit after that.
>>129013868elabor8
Is Obituary death or thrash?
>>129013894black, actually
>>129013894I always thought of Slowly We Rot as Death Metal Celtic Frost.
>>129013903You're black, you fucking guy.
>>129011636I fucking kneelInsanely great record
Canadian loser metal?
>>129014087Blasphemy
>>129014091>>129014087Shalom.
>>129013593Pretty hot take but Judas Priest and 90% of classic heavy metal with them are pretty cringeworthy to listen to in the 21st century. or maybe its my gen Z attention span, who knows
>>129014087Revenge baby
>>129011636Ulwhednarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9IaG5cL_6g
>>129011636>Blasting status?>MG-42 mowing down people on Omaha Beachhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcohZQDyAQk
>>129014199This never gonna go out of fashion tho -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU
>>129014262Pretty good record.
>>129014149The opposite desu, liking non-whites is pretty Jewish
>>129013984Is Funeral active again or is this just a one time thing for the 30-year anniversary? The 3 new tracks on it sound promising either way.
>>129011636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trUbnskujrc
>>129014310Incoherent post.
>>129011636I NEED more albums that sound like this. The bass is perfect holy fuck
Don't you mean Jute Gyte
>>129014409You need to listen to his other, other side project.
>>129014318They called it a one time album, but they’re also touring/performing live so who knows
That thing ain't cute
>>129011636POING POING POING POING POING POING POING POING
>>129012233What >>129012272 said, it is surprisingly basic.Jex Toth, Bloody Ceremony is what i rec.
>>129011636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pkOjZLQuko
>>129011636tapping my foot like crazy here
>>129013593a lot of old school death metal classics are kind of mid desu
>>129014540>>129014659what should I listen to if I'm a big fan of these Cryptopsy albums and Nile?
Is Pestilence worth listening to post-Spheres?
>>129014940No
>>129014980That's what I figured.
>>129014940Not really no.I didn't HATE their new stuff like Exitivm but really it's "a couple good songs surrounded by fuck all else".Could be worse, but you won't listen to it more than once or twice more than likely.
>>129014881As I get older I realize a lot of death metal sucks. Nile, Behemoth, Suffocation are decent but there's so much uninspiring slop out there.
>>129015492Suffocation is shit tho
>>129015492That applies to every single genre.
>>129011581
>>129011919Not as much as you broccoli head :^)
>>129015500The early stuff is good. >>129015514True, but I find it particularly so with death metal. Like I can comb through a handful of black or doom metal bands before eventually finding something good but I feel like I have to really spend time and hunt to find good death metal. Thrash and death really are the "meatheads" of metal.
>>129015663>The early stuff is good.tbf I just can't get into the vocals
>>129012758Taking screenshots of random youtube comments old as fuck and then posting them in a cursed general like this one, on 4channel, and getting 0 (zero) replies is even more cringe, have a (you)
>>129015765Not hiding JewTube comments is cringe anyway, they are all made by retards
I just love sludge and stoner doom. I can't get enough of that slow, groovy, heavy shit. Anyone got any good recommendations? Bonus points for occult themes. Here's a list of bands I already listen to.Electric Wizard SleepCathedral With the DeadWitchthroat Serpent Acid MammothBongripper MonolordMephistofelesConan EyehategodIron MonkeyPrimitive Man1782Dead Witches
>>129015765>t.EpicAlexMetal
>>129013744>>129013751Terminal Redux by Vektor is 73 minutes long
>>129016161Ok.
>>129016161There are single songs over 80 minutes. What's your point?
>>129015492Nile and Behemoth are mid
can someone link me the best of 2025 chart thread?
>>129016393Thanks for your input.
>>129016400Sure. But first I'd have to warn you that none of the charts posted contain metal releases. And then I'd have to kill you.
>>129013116>nooo stop calling me what I am! y-you're jewish!Kekarino
>>129016398Based architecture
Urfaust is the best black metal band of all time.
>>129013116Correct.
>>129015663death is the only good metal genre, and the fact that you think nile and behemoth are good examples of it means you're stupid and most likely the bands you think suck are actually good. try not to be a tourist retard in our general thanks
>>129015943KyussWindhandAcid WitchLord Mantis is a bit different, more angry sludge but I like them
>>129016609I thought everyone liked Nile to some degree
>>129016698Their debut album is cool but that's about it.
>>129016609>Nile>not gooddoesn't it get tiring being a contrarian retard
>>129016689Thanks anon I'll check them out, Lord Mantis sounds interesting. I listened to 2 or 3 Windhand tracks but they didn't really click with me. Maybe I should give them another try.
>>129016698Yeah, no.
>>129013593Basically everything by Dying Fetus, except maybe Destroy the OppositionMost overrated death metal band ever>>129013097>So glad I don't have autismYou spent an entire concert gazing and judging 1 awkward teenager, and somehow you're think you're much better than him as you blogpost about it on 4chan. You're autistic as fuck, and probably a loser too
>all these RYM users who say they love DSO's music but refuse to listen because one member is a pedo naziI bet they still own records by Bowie and Prince though
>>129016780>You're autistic as fuck, and probably a loser tooCorrect.
Albums like this?
>>129011636https://youtu.be/aDACorIaxNw?si=WQrIff_X5Y5TLMbChttps://youtu.be/YUhguJVGHGs?si=cUSMFnG1mAnC-yJ5https://youtu.be/SRPnbGoI5h8?si=pUmPUmO3H3HesVefhttps://youtu.be/upPxToJpd8M?si=ry3OJmLIlb6GKygRhttps://youtu.be/KU-4izz1dmI?si=sxbCUsoiYI7cPhydhttps://youtu.be/ckIQOTduNbI?si=g0Gc4Rxkk04zKhw4
>>129016812It's not enough to be a nazi to dissuade rym tourists anymore, nazi pedo is the only wayInquisition is thus also trve
>>129016747They're kind of like a sludgier dragged into sunlight at times
>>129013593cause of death fucking rules
>>129016698Practically everyone does. Of course you'd find more of the contrarians here.
>>129013593everything by opeth
slow as fuck
>here's your nm cd, brogod I fucking hate dickogs
Does Anal Cunt / Vaginal Jesus have an appropriate song to blast after Venezuela got mega-owned last night?
>>129017324Is this a CD-R?
>>129017324Kek, how do disputes work on that site?
>>129017382Dictators are Cool
>>129017382Foreign interventionism for Israel is gay
Great song choices. I'll add a third scoop to my cone for you gents.
Artist: Anal CuntAlbum: It Just Gets WorseSong: I Snuck a Retard Into a Sperm Bank>You fucking dyke>You didn’t want to get touched by a man>You wanted to be a strong single mother>So you ordered a sensitive, gay poet’s sperm>[Chorus:]>I snuck a retard into a sperm bank [x4]>Instead of a bright poet offspring>You’re stuck with a drooling retard>You went broke paying for special care>Your girlfriend left you for another woman>[Chorus]
>>129017777checked
>>129017777Kek. The music for Anal Cunt is generally shit but the lyrics are absolute gold. I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant and I Lit Your Baby on Fire are some other family classics.
>>129017777What a lyrical spiritual miracle individual that Seth Putnam was.
>>129017835>Anal Cunt is generally shitTheir music is some of the only grind I like. I think Defenders of the Hate and I Like it When You Die are generally great albums, plus all their earlier noise stuff is a lot of fun https://youtu.be/XqqfnfcE7Rw?si=TiclXZ2GLrP1Ph6A
>>129017324What's the album? How much did you pay?>>129017475Discogs only mediate; eventually advising you to pursue the case through your payment method. Make sure to leave negative feedback to warn others.
HEIL DANZIG
>>129013244They were the first official black metal hipsters.
Check this outhttps://youtu.be/t2LrArVqrQA
>>129018234>video not available?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRw1YkJTlS4>If you're white you ain't right. Bigger wieners and 30% more muscle, sign me up.
>>129018268Check your connections or get a VPN
>>129018088Based
Heil Hitler
>>129018011it's a stock image, but I am still surprised at the amount of retarded sellers who either don't know how to grade their shit, or just flat out lie.
>>129018303>the meathead who is trying to turn underground metal into wwe is a retardwho could have guessed
>>129018443Correct.
>>129017324>he bought 1s and 0s
>>129011581Phantom antichrist is underrated kreator album
The true Big 4 of thrash, slayer kreator sodom exodus
>>129019090exodus made one good album
>>129019117Still better than megadoodoo or anthrax
>>129019171those bands both have 5 good albums but I do think that bonded by blood is better than any of them
>>129019090Bathory is better than Kreator, Sodom and Exodus.
Outside in an all black ride
>>129019211They went beyond thrash the others barely deviaded besides maybe sodom
>>129019290>TheyIt's she/her
>>129019357Shalom
>>129011589>>129011682>>129011787Kidnapping these replies to post a very important question:What is the best Gorgoroth clone? Preferably sounding like the first three albums, you know, catchy melodic riffs, unconventional song structures and lots of SOVL
>>129018444When i sold some stuff on ebay I just took a photo of the disc in good lighting. Another seller messaged me upset that I wasn't using the standard VG+,EX etc. rating system lol. I hate that system
>>129013984>We have to take control of our land!>Which is soiled by jewish rules>I CALL MY BROTHERS TO WAR>For resurrection of our movement!
>>129018977Is your sister schizo too?
I just roke up.>>129011636
>>129019884This makes me wanna listen to Tool - Lateralus for some reason heh.
That shit ain't music
>>129019932Metal music to be precise
>>129019932Real metallers dont consider metal music
Unmusic, unriffs
Metal for war with Venezuela?
>>129020181Megadeth, only because Nicolas has a bit of a Vic Rattlehead fit on.
>>129020181War metal (not a real subgenre)
Nebula nox has passed away in an airstrike on Venezuela yesterday.
>>129019932It's supposed to sound like noise for the uninciated. But I don't like communial bs especially when women are involved.
>But I don't like communial bs especially when women are involved.What did he mean by this?
They really did lombardo dirty man as a co-founder just kicking him out because they were a bunch of shekelsteins
Kill yourselves.
>>129020680Way ahead of you bud.
Remember that Ozzy Osbourne guy, the old diaper clown? Turns out he died.
>>129020765Won't be missed. I spit on his grave. Evil satanic dog-lover.
Ozzy Osbourne is a genius.
>>129020777Pretty sure ozzy was a jew
>>129011636Holy shit this might be better than CrimsonThe first track is peak melodeath
>>129020811Based Palestinian Nebulachmed Noxamal
>>129019963
>>129011636https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI5JkRJnm9s
>>129011636Been on a huge stoner doom kick lately.
>>129020680https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzxKCMpEfqU&list=RDrzxKCMpEfqU&start_radio=1thanks for reminding this banger
>sloptube linksNot clicking.
>>129021052click this clit instead you hogman you (I'm trans)
>>129020680>>129021020https://youtu.be/cQ5k3b6Fw9Q
>>129021096Tits or gtfo.
>Bongman died last yearFuck.
Why do people act like this is good? This is just more cock rock, Warrant's little brother
>>129021194No one likes that diapershit here. Glamtrannies get anally raped by us black metal musclechads.
metal is a lifestyleif you don't commit we'll kill you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKFPzlgyTis
>>129022710Cool artwork.
>>129022710Gnome are sick.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>129011636Good morning
>>129023086Are the jazz elements actually done tastefully or are they just pasted over the brutal death metal like Rivers of Nihil or the latest Blood Incantation? When I think of peak "jazz" metal ("jazz" being used moreso in terms of tempo and feel rather than just fucking horns) I think of shit like Atheist and Human-era Death, ie shit that's jazzy but not jazz-laden, if that makes any sense.
>>129023248later Defeated Sanity is what you want
Bump
>>129023775kino cover
Most metal recorded after 1997 has this generic production that's hard to describe. It's a sound that too clean, compressed, too loud, Protooled to death. This song is a prime example:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLtP8GYdpoY
>>129024068Sounds too modern.
>>129024068Music has been standardised and now follows a scientific method. It's for the best in my opinion. The technology with which you listen to the music has greatly evolved too, when back then it was the listening devices that were standardised or rather limited.You will enjoy this Testament song greatly if you listen to it with a bigass pair of home cinema speakers that reach in the subbass and above human hearing frequencies.To me, oldass songs, even though they're great, great tone, great writing and all, sound flat and lack energy, because I own good headphones and speakers. Upgrading my audio equipment was what converted me to modern production, as well as learning about the topic.
>>129024068I could tell it was Andy Sneap production right away. Legacy bands and their retirement labels like Nursing Home Blast tend to hire the same handful of guys who have a long track record of heavy but safe production fit for most listening devices.
>>129011636Oldschool rules.
>>129016393Correct.
>>129018303kek
>>129023082Correct.
>>129011636AOTY '25.
>>129025354Not metal.
>>129025396post your metal then
>>129025354Correct.
>>129025354No one has heard of actual 25 AOTY.
>>129025354>tits>18 limited editions on vinyl>proudly not innovative or originalhow is this shit not a money-grab scheme
>>129025895Presumably you have. How else could you know for sure?
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