Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
Marty > Poland
>>129038922Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>129038941Poland should have taken care of Marty.
Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Wiggerslam Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "wiggers", they were anti-Morbid Angel, they were pro-slam, we cultivated thi
>random bandcamp image>no text
>>129039002Poland should have stopped mainlining meth into his testicles and maybe he wouldn't be a washed up has-been blowing dudes at truck stops for crack money.
>>129038913What the fuck is this garbage ass OP?
>>129038913FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
When do you guys think Grok will be able to create music?
Poland > Sharty
rate my shit and post a chart
>>129039153+++Nehëmah
>>1290391532/10
Ive heard that listening Morbid Angel in a shady male bathroom on speaker is how gays signal to eachother they are down to have anal sex
>>129039153Fat and Gay/10
RIP /metal/
>>129039257This is a wiggerslam general now. Metal is dead
>>129039040My comment went over your afro.
>>129039140Sharty Skidman?
Gotta study tonight, post dissoshit
Goatmoon - For Resurrection of Our Movement (Kristallnacht cover)https://files.catbox.moe/xvlbf6.mp3
>hates all of you
BLASTING
>>129040012defeated sanity - chapters of repugnance
>>129039838He made good dark fantasy music with the simplest of riffs. Cool goy.
>nobody fucking linked to the old thread>>129026358>>129040012'cay
can we delete this piece of shit and start a real edition
>>129040012Give me the most decrepit and hopeless sounding metal that you know of.
Lets play guess the band. I'll start.
Bump.
>>129040791>last post: 10 minutes ago>Bump.
Bump
>>129040803Correct.
>>129040613It doesn’t get more hopeless than Carved Cross
>>129040613nevermind hopeless, what would be some homeless sounding metal
>>129040803>>129040889Communists
>>129040012New Evilfeast when...>>129040613I Shalt Become - Wanderings
>>129041458Why would you build your wall that close to trees/plant trees that close to the wall? It will get ruined.
>>129039153Hail for Nehemah, Molested, and Tulus.
>>129041499Seems like a good way to keep your enemies out.
>>129041547Looks pretty easy to climb between the tree and the wall even when the trees don't have low branches.
>>129041561Or you could just use C4 or a heavy IED to breach the wall instead.
>>129041561black coded reply>>129041590white coded reply
>>129041590True, but I'm assuming the time is closer to when it was built. Even if the point isn't to keep enemies out, it's still stupid to have trees that close.
>>129041618Explosives and violence in general isn't very white.
>>129041622There's this thing called ladders mate
>>129041644My original point was that the trees will ruin the wall when they grow or if they fall over.
>>129040012
>>129041671how many variants for this are there? seems like there's a new colour every time you post it
Anyone want to be the vocalist in my NSVBM project?
>>129041736no, I'm a white chad, sorry
>>129041643What're you, retarded? I'm white and violence and explosives are cool.
how's the new year going along metalcels
>>129041791still no big titty goth gf
>>129041683A lot.
THE SEA BENEATH THE SEAS OF THE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAS
I just roke up
>>129040142don’t know why he's always so eager to do that
>>129042407based and madoka pilled
>>129042676let's hope it won't happen again!
cool paul masvidal interview on that lil suicide silence niggas podcast
What other bands have that epic sounding female choir vocals (real/electronic) like in the BFD track?
What are your top 3 black metal scenes (countries)?Imo1. Finland2. Ukraine3. Greece/Poland
>>129042754Mean >:[
>>129042837>1) Norway>2) Canada>3) USA
>exploring new music>let's listen to some old school brutal death>woman starts to sing>immediately disregard bandthere are some stuff where women can excel but they should be kept from participating in metal
>>129042937virgin
>>129042937I disagree. I like it when chicks do metal, esp the vocals. That said, they should remain in the minority, still. It's special for a reason.
>>129042937What old-school BDM band has female vocals/?
>>129042977Not oldschool, but you need to check out Cerebral Bore. https://youtu.be/gWE9YmB8reQ
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>129043165Correct.
Varg has children which means he canonically had sex. What's stopping you 4chinner?
>>129043245I'm not willing to put in the effort to mythologize myself by co-creating an entire new genre of music, killing a guy and spending 15 years in prison just to get an uggo 4/10 autistic wife. Varg was like 17 when he started on his black metal story too; I'm 31, it's too late for me.
>>129043245Varg was raped and gaped in the icy cold winter of 2023.
>>129039009Fun concept. I like. But could we make it a (direct quotation) from Sergey "Rhino" Gordeev about the Early Slavic Wiggerslam Scene gathering in Moscow? You know, home of Coyote Records? I'm just spitballin' here.
>>129043376Legit want to know, what are the best slam bands from Russia?
>>129039105It does look pretty shite, but at least it's not some dead-eyed Insta-thot.
>>129043245Foids only fuck murderers and drug dealers
>>129043430Even those usually include the FAQ and the previous thread.
>>129043391/meal/ seems to like Katalepsy and 7H.Target
>>129043457That's the part that most grinds my gears. Scroll past the image; it's out of sight and out of mind... but I had to look in my BROWSER history for the previous thread. Nigh intolerable.
who in the fuck cares about the previous thread
>>129041791Resolved to try and play guitar more often. So far, so good. I've tinkered with at least 2 songs every day for the past week. But also this >>129041941
>>129043461I know those. Need shit that's more obscure RART!
>>129043245The fact that I'm unemployed. The moment that changes, I'm hopping back on Tinder and/or tracking down a former colleague who had the hots for me
>>129043551>mutedshould be the default for all women
BLACK METAL COUNTRIES RANKED>1. Finland2. Ukraine>3. Greece4. Poland>5. United States6. Norway>7. France8. Sweden>9. Canada10. Russia>Honorable mentions: Germany, Italy, Japan, Portugal, NetherlandsOverlooked/Small scenes with great bands: Argentina, Estonia, Belarus, China, Indonesia
>>129043523anons who went to sleep without seeing senpai's reply
Happy 4:20 (more like slam-twenty LOL) /metal/fags
>>129043587insh'allah, brother
>>129043597Ranking Germany that low should be a crime.
>>129043439Okay, so what's stopping you from murdering and dealing drugs?
>>129043613https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbSAXwShd1Y
>>129043666being white>>129043677ULTRA BASED
>>129043685So Varg's not white. Got it.
>>129043699no shit, all his life he behaved and lived like a groid
This was alright.
>>129043727I doubt it.
>>129043727is there a single fuckinng buttmetal album cover that doesn't look like utter shit?
Should I buy it or no?? It's about $86 CAD. If I do I'd might as well order the cassette with it but then that'll be like a hundred dollars.
>>129043784logo sucks so pass
>>129043790Yeahh. It has sick album art though. There's also a longsleeve that's somewhat better but if I'm going to be shelling out big bux I'm gonna get the hoodie ya know.
>>129043784>>129043811why can't they just leave the fucking sleeves blank? EVERY fucking band does this shitonly exception is the chelsea wolfe longsleeve I bought, they at least put some effort into the sleeves toobut I bought it drunk and turns out they are too shortFUCK
>>129043839I like it when they do that though :]
>>129040012Holy shit!
>>129039835Hails & cheers, fellow Goatmoon fan.
>>129043839it's metal tradition poser. that shirt is gay anyway. get this instead
>>129043839
>>129043699He killed a commie. Whitest act there is.
>>129043932Baby gore shit makes me cringe.
>>129043882https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QiLZ5FWGho
Kataklysm Northern Hyperblast Live Ruined by cheering humans. 50%this still makes me chuckle
>>129040012Came for the tits, stayed for the riffshttps://jawbreakerrecords.bandcamp.com/album/aletheia
>>129044025is xhe tucking his dick?>a mix of detail-loving, energetic metal and epic song structuresyeah that's a man
fuck metallica
ngl nsbm is gayer than sucking 32 pozzed cocks in a row
>>129040012https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIjdlLSOtvE
>>129044320what a weird way to admit that you sucked 32 dicks, dude wtf
>>129040613
>>129040613O fuk I forgot about this album. Shit's about as "death doom" as it gets. My contribution would be Stomach Earth.
>>129042768so siiiiiick duude
Was at a local metal show last night. There was some clear tension in the crowd. Half the crowd were Wiggers, the other half were fat old death metal dudes. There were about 10 bands playing. Everyone kept drinking and the pit kept getting more and more rowdy. During the final set, the band decided to cover Hot Wigga by Infectious Jelqing and all hell broke loose. The Wiggers started moshing too hard, throwing trash cans, and knocking down the fat old death metal dudes. Then some bald fat dude who looked like Kerry King in a Morbid Angel shirt threw a punch at a Wigger and a brawl started. The Wiggers kicked the shit out of the death metal fags. I saw the dude in the Morbid Angel shirt curling up in a ball and getting kicked in the head by Wiggers wearing Jordans. After security broke it up he spent some time picking up his teeth from the ground while the Wiggers mocked him and made fun of Morbid Angel. Good show
>>129044354trying too hard lil bro
>>129044593Funny and satisfying story, but the lack of line spacing made it kinda hard to read
>>129044593Forgot to mention after the show I sucked off everyone there. I swallowed so much cum lol
>>129044593>that's why 98% of wiggers are white
why is nsbm living so rent free in leftist minds? I don't hear rightists talking about rabm at all
>>129037063>Meshuggah: rhythmic atonal geniusesSee, I knew there was a reason I called your taste ALMOST irredeemable
>>129044677I have the most refined tastes of anyone who has ever posted on 4chan. You should study my posts
>>129044727what's your favorite flavor of cum? pozzed or blacked?
>>129044675I'm libertarian THOUGHNSBM sucks lmao
>>129044727Your suggestion has been taken aboard. Don't (You) me; I'll (You) you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjjOW5X8nIw
>>129044677>>129044812For me, the None EP + Destroy Erase Improve is their peak. Nothing and past that don't move me in the slightest.
>>129044675RABM is not real. It only existed virtually on a handful of blogspot sites
Saw Meshuggah last year on tour with Cannibal Corpse and CarcASSCarcASS sucked donkey balls.Cannibal Corpse was fun but the music was damn near inaudible.Meshuggah was damn near perfect. Not a single missed beat, everything was clearly audible. Brought a friend who is deep into hip hop/rap and just getting into metal. He left a huge fan kf Meshuggah his brain was reprogrammed that night. He started sending me Dream Theater songs later that week.
>>129044815you should try to sleep at the right hoursseems you keep waking at random times
>>129044907I can't sleep properly at night. I wake up once at 2 AM and then once 5 AM and then can't go back to sleep anymore.
>>129040012https://unbirth.bandcamp.com/album/deracinated-celestial-oligarchy
WITCHFINDER GENERAL!!!!
How do you fat gay faggots feel about Ron Jarzombek/Blotted Science/Watch Tower?I think Ron's modified 12-tone system and brilliant approach to time signatures clearly makes him one of the most important musicians of our era. Right next to the lads in MeshuggahA clear Geniushttps://youtu.be/mCfEURIt2Ek?si
>>129044938beloved here(we don't talk about the comeback album)
Katatonia is good actually.
>>129044919that's a strange pattern and sounds exhaustingdeep sleep is essential.. and you won't get it from just a few hours
>>129044329AI shit, I suppose
>>129045019Cellular recycling and triglyceride metabolism occurs when you are in deep sleep cycles, so if you don't get enough sleep you'll become a fat and exhausted on a cellular level which increases inflammation and risks of cancer.
Listening to Alexisonfire.
>>129045080yesjust sleep well and eat healthy... which you probably don't do either
>>129044938Go on, make it
>>129045091goated album
>>129041791honestly, not good...I'm still a lazy cuntinstead of studying I spent half the day cutting my hair and looking at local escorts (during work hours) LMAO
>>129044955Sounds like nerd shit. I would heem any goober that listens to this nonsense
>>129044354kek
>>129044944Correct.
blasting my demo right now it’s so good
>>129040012Unfortunately.
>>129045346Why unfortunately? Its a damn good album
>>129045350look at this dood
>>129042837France > Poland > everyone else
>>129045350Good parts with negative synergy make a bad whole.
>>129045292post it
>>129045125I'm a graduate researcher in infectious disease mechanisms and pharm right now, so I know the physiology of it all from my undergrad requirements, but yes you're right I drink, smoke, and stay up late listening to black metal.
>>129045178Id heem your tits off b. Do you even train?
>>129045525You seriously listen to Ron Gargleskek?
>>129045019These aren't me:>>129045080>>129045452
Jack Black metal
>>129045539They could be if you took some initiative in life
>>129045080>>129045452
>>129045565BTFO
>>129045565I'm retired already.
>>129042937post what shook you... I want to know what you mean
You guys are just talking about nonsense right now
>>129045743Understanding cellular mechanisms and physiology is the building block of achieving immortality
>>129040012>BLAST
I don't know a more cringe metalbase than /metal/
>>129045816Incoherent post.
>>129045824You're an incoherent post, you fucking guy.
>>129040012the best heavy metal album of course
>>129045850The covers of SfV, DotF and Turbo are gorgeous.
>>129045816youtube communities/channels
>>129045873JP had a great run of covers from Sad Wings to Turbo. Among the best in trad really.
>>129045378/metal/ isn’t ready
>>129045816/shreddit/MA forumsthose poser sites like metalsucks and metalinjection
>during the end credits of a movie a cool funky sounding track starts playing>damn I have to look this up>stupid whispered vocals come in>whatever the base music is still good>look it up>billie eilish's bad guy (don't even know how to write her name)I still like the song except that retarded out of place ending, wtf were they thinking?
>inb4 some fag says not metalit's essential metal because this is a big tits enthusiast general
>>129045994It's Billy Eyelash
>>129045994I like her eyes for some reason.
>>129045530Not liking Ron Jarzombek exposes your low iq and homosexual tendencies.
>>129046038Dude likes Ron Gargleskek AND Sharty Jewman jfc can you sink any lower
never listened to this band because i figured it was some DUDE WEED stoner doom shite but it's actually good deathdoom from hell's headbangers
>>129045560>Jack Cohen Black
None of you can list a single good riff.
>>129046165Why do you care?
>>129046167I accept your concession
>>129046091The style of the cover art suggests the content is in line with the first Acid Witch album. Gon' checc
>>129046176electric eye
>>129046194Bro don't engage with her
Anyway, what's your favorite Joeyy track? For me, its Eminem
>>129046165https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TvhMbFDhJs
>>129046194Ok 1 RIFF. but notice how you had to resort to Classic Metal. None of your spoopy New Old school Blackened Death Metalcore Halloween music has any good riffs.
>>129046308Oooof, very by the numbers and cringe. The single dad divorcee singing about his whore wife doesnt help
>>129046314I basically don't listen to black metal but the opening riff to deathcrush comes to my mind almost weeklyplus you already moved the goal post, cunt
This is a real riff, kids. Really all of them are god tierhttps://youtu.be/TiwzdGjskwc?si
>>129046308damn this mogs the shit out of megadiaper!
>>129046308https://files.catbox.moe/ow6kin.mp3
>>129046344Gonna level with you champ. This shit sounds like a running faucet with a homeless man detoxing from heroin and smashing a trashcan over the top.
Is this "Wigger" fellow the new schizo?
>>129046378I come and go like the wind. You'll see me post for a few day, then I get distracted by some other shit and fuck off for a few months
>>129046165check this out when you're ready to graduate from your kiddy musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlEv03bC0uo&list=RDFlEv03bC0uo
>>129046378he's trying but his presence is more like a wet fart than a hector or bongman
>>129046372that EP sucks, mayhem sucks and black metal sucks overall but here is a way better sounding version of the song (ironically, a live recording lol)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Me23doX5TY
>>129046419>that EP sucks, mayhem sucks and black metal sucksYou got 2/3 right.
>>129046157>>129046165Negru levels of discourse
>>129044764>NSBM sucksYou don't even know what "NSBM" means
>>129046407Sounds like Slam ngl. Its.... Ok.>>129046419I appreciate you sending this. The mix is much better. Hilariously better than the studio version. I just think its very by the numbers and not innovative, even for the time
>>129046405sounds suspiciously like h*ctor
>>129046453nappy soiling black men
>>129044924Listening to their 2025 album right now. Riffs hard and groovy as fuck. Grazie
>>129046470/v/ calls me Eric and Barry. /heem/ calls me Coral. /metal/ calls me hector now I am your boogieman
>>129046453NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE
I'll steal that deathcrush opening riff for a doom metal song of mine, I think it'd really fit a doom songprobably why it stuck with me
>>129046416Correct.
>>129045937>>129045877Those are shit but /metal/ somehow manages to be worse
>>129046486>/v/ Ah so that's why you type like a loser then
>>129046453Wash your ass lil bro
Dave "The Megadiaper" Mustaine
>>129046424imagine liking black metal LMAOOO
we bussin
>>129045994You're like 7 years late to the party, pal.
>>129046596Post nose
>>129046606Ott találkozunk.
>>129046165https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5XqN613jeo
>>129044944Sneedman > Pooland actually
>>129046622Kell még foglalnom valami szállást, elegem van sátorban aludni.
>>129046165
>>129046610Wait, you are telling me I'm not up to date with the current hip and cool songs?!
>>129045799>October 10th, 2025The art looks right out of the mid 90s. I'm impressed enough to want to listen, but worried it will be the shit kind of retro death metal.
>>129046680>basic bitch 4/4 with hardly any swing or syncopationIm starting to think you guys just like men who wear black clothes and makeup
>>129046741I will let this go but next time you shit talk Saint Vitus you'll be in trouble, young man.Sounds like you expect some techwankery riffless garbage btw.
>>129046486>Eric>Barry>Coral>Hector>Linus>etcWhy is this shit so common across generals now? Everyone used to be *anon or *fag or *bro.
>>129046739You won't regret it.
>>129046812The website is going to shit
>>129046812>Everyone used to be fagyou'd know
>>129046698Én azt hiszem, kocsiban alszom.
>>129046812Diamond Dogs
>>129046849Everyone is a faggot, especially OP.
Metal for getting fucked in the ass by a horse?
>>129046892everything W*gger listens to
>>129046831Yeah but it doesn't make sense, unless one or a handful of guys (a clique, even) have committed themselves to using this weird naming scheme for every kinda recognizable poster they see. Within one board sure I guess, but for multiple boards I find the commonality strange.
>>129046915Correct.
>>129046892Recent experience?
Homeless lady yelling at the older black woman because she was wearing high-end (250$) sneakers metal for this feel
>>129046924I don't know about the other fags but Hector is literally his name, isn't it? At least that's what I always assumed.
>>129046915Correct
Those shoes should be made by poor minimum wage Americans not some Chinese calculator "people" this is what is wrong with our country nowdays metal for this feel
>>129046924Clique status? Debunked
>mom STILL thinks I'm gay after 18 yearsI'm just a fucking loser stop coping, she brought this up not long ago out of the blue again and it really pissed me offmetal for this feel?
>>129046959"Hector" was a nickname forced by krvsty to call Hector a Mexican, back when H was a vocal NSBMfag. IDK how he got the name Winston on /v/ though.
>>129046993He's like the epic gorilla from overwatch as in he's smart at typing low IQ gibberish
>>129046993That's strange then, that every boards seems to call regulars by random first names.Thankfully we haven't seen the cunt for a while.
>>129046985Dying Fetus - Kill Your Mother Rape Your Dog
>>129046892Morbid Angel
>>129047031Hello Marshall
>>129046802>techwankeryLmg, anything that's faster than 90 bpm and isnt in 4/4 with mostly quarter notes makes your monkey brain hurt
>>129047053Incorrect.He doesn't use periods.
>>129047057you've been just begging, how about you post something you like, sweety pie?
>>129047084This has been debunked.
>>129047031>every boards seems to call regulars by random first names.I don't THINK it's endemic, but it's an odd pattern. I don't know how this would spread beyond one or more trolls doing it because they think it's hilarious, or an autist doing it because it helps him remember and categorize posters.
>>129046952What a beautiful world we've created for everyone
>>129047126>Take me away, I hate this place>Take me away, I don't want to stay>Take me away, it's such disgracehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr3HiLVdpnU
>>129047126Jews ruined it. Metal for this feel?
>>129040012Just some bullshit.
>>129046865Akkor már inkább a sátor, lol.
>>129047157based?
>>129047092https://youtu.be/GTROL35KdF4?si
>One day ago threadDead general, dead genre
>>129046606Imagine the smell
>>129047156These are pretty metalhttps://files.catbox.moe/1uyk75.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/twahdt.mp3https://files.catbox.moe/r39z4q.mp3
>>129047220Metal died when it evolved into Wiggerslam. The same way Rock died when it evolved into Metal.Everything since has just been derivative rehashes. Hitler was right again.
>>129047103You sound autistic.
>>129047220Shit's moving at a pretty good pace right now.
>>129047286Yeah because our namefag replies to every other post, lol.
>another insufferable wannabe lolcowkill yourselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb5Ja6V4OeY
>>129047156Kultur.
>>129047286why?
>>129047304Yeah the Chris Poland poster is pretty cringe
>>129047329Euronymous' famous last words...
>>129047329>>129047156
It's my God-given right to stab my enemy 23 times in a self-defence situation. You have to make sure that you are no longer in any danger, and Varg knew this.
>>129047347there are no jews here
More like Gayhem
>>129047377Euronymous is my gaycrush
RIIIIIIIIIIIIDIN OOOOOOON THE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND
Varg killed Euronymous because they were both gay and Euronymous was going to out Varg
please kill this thread
Varg? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, palest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Varg screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Varg and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to long Varg, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.That nigga Varg stole my heart and drank my seed.
someone make a good one I don't feel like it
>>129047471
no way man please someone do a proper thread jesus fucking christ
>>129047479eh, close enough
>>129047491Put the posts in the bag
