>>129047007
yea because she looks like she could suck dick like a prison boy

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>>129047007
>best wife
>the only two career choices she could imagine were a singer or a prostitute

>>129047007
>always looks miserable
>nothing you do would make her happy
>always complains about stuff
>would go on tiktok badmouthing you as a husband

yup, perfect wife right there.

she would be a 10 if her jaw was 3/8ths of an inch closer to the rest of her face

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>>129047165
This
>>129047198
Her parents didn't support her enough desu

>>129047007
Still going at this, OP. Amazing.

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>>129047292
Always

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>>129047289
>Her parents didn't support her enough desu

i think she probably sucks a mean cock which is cool

>>129047397
Oh so it's cool when she does it and not when I do it? Fucking double standard

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>>129047397
Studio execs don't want your blowjobs

>>129047420
This is for u >>129047432

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>>129047432
a woman writing comedy...

>>129047457
She is very funny on tiktok

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>>129047289
Extremely good looking but i dont think her music is that good personally. I don't like pop much.

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>>129047580
I like when she does synth alt pop like in Badlands. She should collab with Oneohtrix Point Never for an album like she did with NIN. Also Kek at you being in all my threads (I'm the Hayley poster who got fired from his car sales job)

>>129047007
>talks like she wishes she was black
no

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>>129047806
She's tribi
Biracial
Bipolar
Bisexual

>>129047804
Are you still unemployed

>>129048037
What does your heart tell you

>>129047804
>Hayleyfag
>Halseyfag
Why are you obsessed with tatted up skanks

Matty Heally and G easy passed on her lol

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>>129048205
Unironically started smoking cigarettes and dressing like him when I was 14

>>129047804
You're the Hayley zoomers guy?

>>129047007
OP is spamming /mu/ with Halsey threads since 2010, fucking kek
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/39405698/#39405698

>>129048407
She would've been 15 and I would've been 8 in 2010

>>129048418
Sure…

>>129048440
You are literally retarded nigga

>>129047887
Rip Ted

>halsey twerking video

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>>129047007
waifuspammer
ratthew clean this up pronto

bump

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>>129050619
I wanna piss on Halsey like that. I wonder if she's into that