Gene's favorite instrument is a cash register

>>129054602
strumming things is not an instrument
hitting keys is not an instrument
blowing a piece of metal is not an instrument

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>>129054602
His solo Kiss album is actually pretty fun, in that it sounds nothing like Kiss

>>129054602
In the old days, the drummer of the band was paid half of what the other members earned.
Because he didn't have to learn notes or chords.

Why is Gene Simmons such an asshole?

>>129055589
He's jewish

gene's final words when he's on his death bed will either be him insulting someone or him shilling the new KISS funkopop line

>>129054602
He's right. If it is impossible for me to enjoy a solo, it is not an instrument. Drums a shit.

>>129054602
Larsbros...

Without drums or just sticks banging on rocks, there would be no Rock music as we know it, is driving force Cmon!! Battle hymns often used loud drumming n shit, is Gene or anon gonna claim that's not music?

>>129057921
if you think that little danish goblin doesn't completely relish the fact that he makes more money than 99.9% of other drummers despite having the drum chops of someone in a middle school talent show band, then you're oblivious

Why tf does chaim witz think he has any authority over reality

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>>129057606
>Bring... the... Kasket(tm)

Peter Criss was the best singer in the band.
Also the best musician

>>129057658
U R gay

>>129058736
This is the coolest thing ever. Imagine if we found an ancient Egyptian mummy buried in a casket themed after the most popular band of their era but 100% lost to time otherwise, that casket being the only thing left about them in these 2500 years.

>>129054602
Why are boomer musicians obsessed with hiding behind sunglasses?

>>129056718
It's so funny that he's millionaire but is such a stingy jew he won't even put his hand in his pocket for a decent wig.

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>>129061994
Their eyes are going to shit from playing arenas, blinding spotlights and lasers destroy your eyes.
Bono, whose whole image now revolves around his sunglasses, only started wearing them because he developed glaucoma.

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>>129054602

Yeah rhythm alone is not music, but it can support music
You banging your fingers against the table is not music, no matter how skillful
At some point something needs to play a melodic line

>>129062024
Honestly, nobody in Metallica is particularly talented, but somehow it works.

>>129054602
Gene went senile 20 years ago