Describe your favorite musician without saying what they look like, what kind of clothes or costume they wear, what instruments they play, their vocal range, what genre of music they make, how famous they are, who they dated, fought with, or were "canceled" by and what awards, records, or chart positions they have.Describe them to your friends like they ain't ever heard them before.
post-African repetitions
>>129070810Witty, charismatic, yet also a total sperg
>>129072422Weird Al Jankovic?
>>129070810He shot himself with a shotgun on april 5 1994. fuck you
satanic pedo junkie turned into chinese man and got away with everything
>>129073400Santana
>>129070810somewhat a wizard of oz, a larger than life persona projected through songs that also seem indecipherable of much specific meaning, intelligent while compulsively guarded to the point he hasn't released anything in decades, oddly grand and hollow
>>129073400jimmy pagehad a successful line of ties
Huge cock
>>129072422That's gotta be Morrissey
>>129073532Santana
self aware musicologist/anthropologist who died in povertyhed have impressive levels of feeling and emotion in his music despite its technical limitationspossessed a mindset towards music and art that only came into vogue some 20 years after his prime
>>129070810guy who makes pottery and gets a bunch of people who dont know how to play instruments to perform his music
>>129073715awfully close but not the one
he didn't die on christmas
He's invisible.He's invisible.He's invisible.He's invisible.
>>129073373>>129073578Nope. In hindsight I could have been more detailed in my description. He's an English eccentric with strong feelings of nostalgia for the 60s and he likes to joke around a lot and be the wittiest person in the room.He also likes comic books, collecting toys, and tends to be very stubborn and stuck in his ways, hence the sperg thing I mentioned earlier
I can honestly say, I've never worn blackface
ginger elvis
>>129073485Hmm, is this musician dead or alive?
>>129070810most beautiful and talented girl in the world! literally the best singer ever.
>>129070810Nigger
>>129070810a crackbaby. charismatic and charming. schizo but everybody loved them. died tragically due to their own drug addiction but was self-aware that they were killing themselves. hated that people idolized them.
>>129073388well this couldnt be kurt cobain since he was murdered... hmmm... a headscratcher for sure
>>129077145Ol' Dirty Bastard?
>>129077185No.
>>129070810Retarded Australian tranny (feels kinda obvious I'll do another)Edgy drug addict that sobered up after becoming a dad
>>129070810trauma bonded sad sleazebag core with synths
33 year old cringe 2000s emo anime boy
>>129072422Thats me.
>>129070810Family man and lover of tabletop RPGs. Unfairly tried for reasonable act of aelf-defense
>>129070810He's like Chris Chan
>>129073596Satie?
>>129073373He said witty, anon.
this guy spent 2020 making videos with his wife displaying his cuck fetish
>>129081094God, I just called a name + tripfag anon instinctually, how embarrassing.
>>129073532Jerry Garcia.
>>129081133Robert Fripp?
>>129070810Society... Le bad!(15 minute guitar solo)
>>129073596bela bartok the goat
1. ate red beans exclusively for at least one long NYC winter because poverty, gave himself diabetes, never did drugs. died onstage because germans thought he was a junkie2. threw himself out a window after electroshock therapy as a teen, broke his hip, discharged himself from the hospital and drank himself to death3. sheets of sound
>>129070810A autistic man becomes the main character of 60s California
>>129082716jim morrison lmao
>>129082774Close but no
>>129070810I used to be in love with her until a massively popular Netflix show apparently made her into some kind of recurring 80's motif for gen z to marvel at
>>129082716>>129082823ah then my good friend Brian Wilson
>>129082831kate bush
>>129082833Correct
>>129070810he sounds more like himself than any other artist in recorded music history
>>129080479is it the guy from Christian and the Hedgehog Boys?
>>1290827081. Eric Dolphy?2. dunno3. John Coltrane, or Oscar Petersonforgot that descriptive phrase for which jazz virtuoso specifically