AI dog edition
I just genuinely wish we had the most basic fucking form of moderation.
>>129085688Again no previous thread or FAQ.
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129085705No one needs that crap
>>129085701Matthew made this thread
>Hector got bullied into migrating to /classical/Metal for this glorious moment?
>>129085742Funny, he admitted himself he doesn't really know much about classical music. But that won't stop him from pretending like he does.
>>129085742Any metal with actual riffs that makes him cry uncontrollably about bald people.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ048qYhrc4
>>129085759He knew fuck all about metal either so it's not much of a surprise.
>>129085688I wonder if they are going to give robot dogs an incessant barking mode, just like regular dogs, so that you can torture your neighbours with it.
>>129085767Because he is bald and embarrassed about it. No one with hair even thinks about bald people, let alone constantly.
BLASTINGS
Don't you mean Jute Gyte
Don't you mean Jute Shyte
>>129085705this general has been a lost cause for years at this pointthe autists have succeeded in making music discussion impossible here, and they defend it
https://forum.metal-archives.com/viewtopic.php?t=147854That Messa album was terrible wtf
>>129085871>no UltraWere "sketchy" bands banned?
>>129085905No, that chudgarbage just sucked major balls.
I wish gorespammer was here
WOOO!!! :D FUCK THE GLOWIES!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NzY1uE4lAM
>>129085871>>129085905MA has had dogshit taste for a long time, this isn't surprising.
>>129085958Downright atrocious
TURD BABY! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Qwwum4G9y-g
Imperial Trumpet
So is it confirmed the "serbian" is indian?
>>129085958It's a Canadian website. What do you expect?
>>129085994Turds are based.
>>129086014Yes.
>>129086014Yea no shit
That thing ain't cute
>>129086077Thanks simp
>>129086042>>129086072Explains a lot, cheers.
>>129086082Not a simp but you know the rest.
>>129085812
Sleep Token
>>129086027>>129086014>>129086072Fuck off retards.DJ DOGMUNCHER! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skx1aLDF1DY
>>129086188DJ Dogmuncher lost it when he came out as a chud
>>129085905>Were "sketchy" bands banned?implying nsbm is on average good
>>129086188This is a metal thread dumbass
>>129086188ULTRA BASED
>>129086237First day here?
>I hate Serbian AI metal!
>>129086319Call the family, we found him posting AIslop ITT
>>129086319okay pajeet
>>129085742He's talking to himself in there right now
>>129086438Scribidi toilet
>>129085742Who?
>>129085871>3. Coroner - Dissonance Theory>Deafheaven that high>no Paimon Gate>Draugveil allowed on the list at allMay God punish Metallum.
Meth Leppard
>>129085688I wonder what other genres metal listens toI like goth, ebm, dark wave, punk, post punk, neo folk, industrial, blues, some country, grunge, shoe gaze.I think I only dislike techno, dance music and mostly hip hop
>>129086875I like grunge, pop punk, emo, and electropop.I strongly dislike what passes for "Country" these days, though Johnny Cash is actually pretty good.
>>129086905I also enjoy dream pop and power pop.Not much of a hip hop / rap listener but it isn't irritating to me, just something I'm almost completely unfamiliar with.Classical is good.EDM is a big umbrella but generally I don't like it. There are some exceptions though - there are quite a few Deadmau5 tracks I enjoy and C418 isn't bad either.
>>129086905I like hank, willy nelson, waylon, cash, lanegan, towns van zandt, zach bryan also that project nergal has called me and that man
summoning negru
>>129085812new blackened deathcore
>>129085948Shalom
>>129087188That's great, you can keep it.
I am a certified melodic death metal enjoyer.
>>129087188Holy crap is that dark souls metal?
>>129087188>blackened deathcore>female vocalist
Agent Steel
>>129085812Beers n BLASTS for me tonight.
>>129088290Chud
The last song on this mogs
>>129088748>heh, you get it? masticate sounds like masturbate
>>129088836true lol
>>129088836i don't think that's being implied
>>129088836Not really.
>>129088824More like Tempelslop
Morta Skuld
>>129085812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv6nIvqSHgQ
>>129089183riffshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySQB68dYOTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjBwoD23_J4ACID DRINKERS ACID DRINKERS ACID DRINKERS ACID DRINKERS ACID DRINKERS
>>129089379https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7s0RNDsW_8
>>129085812deathgrind all day, everyday
>>129085812>>129087638>>129089441based
>>129089441Yesmince human garbage
>>129085812>BLAST
One of the finest demos of the last decade
metalfags, do you like evangelion?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrraGfy4szM&list=PLOHtymWSlPfIleP7Wk6NpkSy7WxE0NBlJ&index=6
>>129085688IRON DOGS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmwFmu5XPRw
My inside sources tell me we’re getting a new Lykathea Flame album this year or in 2027
>>129089675>My inside sourcesYour ass?
>>129085688is this the most edgy cover in metal?
>>129089683prrrt
>>129089698no, this isit's a burzum EP
>>129085688>>129074130https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
>>129089897What happens when metalheads try to use the same lines
>>129089960You can't see the whole picture but she's actually walking away with a metalhead.
>>129089969Correct.
>>129089969Good joke
>>129089960your demo, share it
Why is NSBM so based?
>>129090360because you don't like metal, you just like being an edgy racist
>>129090390What a surprise, the communist is incorrect.
BY THE END WE'LL BEEEEGTAKE WHAT SMALL COMFORT THERE MAY BE LEFTSEIZE WHAT YOU LOVE AND DAMN ALL THE RESTPANEM, CIRCENSES, CREDULOUS DESCENTA GATHERING CHARGE INTO ENDARKENMENT
>>129090164https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJGFNP_xLPQ
Oh lawd we are shuckin and jivin tonight
>>129090360Because you're a low IQ directionbrain retard, easily impressed by anything that promotes your "team". Someone could serve you a literal pile of shit at a restaurant and say "this is a Nazi shit bro!" and you would feast.
>>129090589Nazi shit does sound better than other kinds of shit desu.
BLASTINGhttps://youtu.be/XtW6HW8jO_U?si
>>129090600>the words someone says in a song alters the quality of the music played
>>129090785I never said that.
>>129090776Not metal.
>>129090390those are the same thing, and both are good
>>129090859How?
>>129090919>casually posts one of the greatest albums ever
>>129090919Went to a show on their final tour in Vegas. Most insane show I've ever been too
I'll go for nostalgia's sake. Also as a total autist loner I always ended up talking with some people at folk metal gigs and they were always friendly and nice.>>129086875Punk (literally every single subgenre, I like everything from pop punk to goregrind, post-punk to crust etc.), old funk/r&b/soul, some celtic folk music and "cringe" stuff like Aqua or Britney Spears lol.
>>129091201>552372674_1194725702690090_5291755054509027970_n.jpgthis not bussin
>>129085871>129085871>118. Pissgrave>140. mephitic corpse>149. Clandestine blazeWhy are these so low? Ma users have pleb taste
>>129091269bands with retarded names like that should be mockedbased MA
>>129085812why is it so hated on MA
>>129091201>celtic folkSláinte! I particularly love the sounds of banjo and uileann pipes. Any recs? I've found if I start with something like pic related and pour a drink, at some point I'll invariably end up listening to Eluveitie, lol
>>129091360I really like Julie Fowlishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtShTnkaNVs
>lyrical themes:>LOTR>lovecraftreddit
>>129091661I'm always surprised when I stumbe into someone who likes Spiritual Healing. I find it to be the weakest Death album and Human to be better in every way.
>>129091815it was my fav for a few years
>>129091815Maybe open the image and your eyes
>>129091472>not liking LOTR or Lovecraftreddit
>>129090919one time about 15 years ago I was at a bar with friends and some chubby balding guy tried to get in our conversation going like "I just played a show at [famous local venue], I'm with Dillinger Escape Plan" and we just said "cool story bro"had never heard of them back thencouldn't tell you if he was a band member or a roadie(that's the whole extent of my own cool story)
>>129090441
What exactly is the cover art of Symphonies of Sickness depicting? I've been wondering this since forever but never looked into it. Is it a mutilated body or something?
>>129092306I've heard it's an upside down severed head
>>129092306Turn the cover 180
>>129086875Progrock, EBM, psychedelic trance
>>129092467Did you delete this >>129092437 after realizing you're the real dummy?
>>129086875Jazz - ECM mainly, spiritual, and stuff like The Necks.Electronic - rave/old school breakbeat hardcore, techno, electro, freetek, outsider house, Raster-Noton minimalPop - recent favorites: Sharon van Etten, Marie Davidson, Erika de Casier, Circuit des Yeux, Amaarae, Kali Uchis, Smerz, etc.Also, used to be a big noise rock fan - Amphetamine Reptile, Touch & Go, you already know+ Hip-Hop, moderately...I'm in the process of putting together a non-metal top 2025 chart but there's still some stuff I have to go through.
>>129092607Yes
>>129092529kek, fag
>>129085705>muh ocdsperg harder
I just roke up
>>129092791Good morning
>>129092799Good morning fellow prole. What are you listening to? https://youtu.be/HoQ6BQbXblI
>>129092676Arise.
>>129092791and then you sucked a massive greasy cock because you're a ravenous faggot
>>129092857No need to project, perverted xister.
>>129092868admit it, you're a fiend for huge greasy cock
>>129086875I actually really like grateful dead for some reason, though 99% of the time I'm listening to metal
>>129092939I love the Dead, literally listening to them right now. RIP BOBBY!
>>129091201if I had the means to go there I would get drunk / 10>>129092718classic and based album
>>129085688>>129085812It's actually crazy how much better Swedish black metal is compared to Norway or Shitland. Thank God (Satan) for deluxe editions. Also, can someone please tell me what the difference is between the normal version and alternate version of this? I think the only difference is just Goth doing vocals on the album version that has that weird lick at the start and Draakh doing vocals on the bonus version which doesn't have that weird lick at the start, because they are otherwise the exact same length.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L8whXZ960c>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64mC9bIrd54
doomgrind
Sadus
summoning bongman
sex with bongman
I was thinking about how cool it'd be if they invited them again, FUCK YEAH BOYS>INDECENT AND OBSCENE: DISMEMBER RETURNS TO THE OEF 2026!!!
ex-bonghit man
>>129093387>>129093413His all-night vocaroos were peak /metal/.
i love metal music, but everytime I see band photos I cringe, why the most masculine music genre is played by the most limp-wristed faggots (judging by the looks). At least they are white
>I love being ethnically replaced in my own country!>You know what's the biggest problem? Not the jews, not the women, not the browns. It's actually ChristianityWhy is swedish black/death metal like this?
>>129093670imagine the terror this image will cause in this incel
>>129093670
I feel unhinged, I'm afraid that I'll act like a lunatic tomorrow in the officemetal for this feel?
>>129093670stop looking at photos of onions bands
>>129093795Satanic Warmaster if you are right wingBolt Thrower if you are left wing
>>129093866what if I'm neither and just call everyone a stupid fucking faggot because I think I'm way more intelligent?
>>129093795>heavyIron Maiden - be quick or be dead>thrashAnthrax - madhouse>deathMorbid Angel - nothing is not>blackCarpathian Forest - He's turning blue>doomType O Negative - some stupid tomorrow>funKorpiklaani - Vodka
>>129093881then listen to Nick and Morty
>>129093889>>fun>Korpiklaani - VodkaHEIL
I feel racist, I'm afraid I'll kill some nigger tomorrowmetal for this feel?
>>129093706the fat one is a transmanjust american things
>>129092354and then crabwalk away
>>129093905This is Fluids,not Body Void
>listen to Drainwow this sucks ass>listen to Drain againactually pretty good>listen to Drain againwow this sucks ass>listen to Drain againactually pretty goodrinse and repeat
>>129093917their latest album was meh
>>129093928>and the most overrated album award on MA goes to...
>>129093899>fun pt.2Thor - throwing cars at people on coke (feat. Seth Putnam)
>>129093964It's not just MA. A used copy of the original CD pressing used to be like $1000 on Discogs.
>>129094044lol lmao @ physicalcucks
>>129085812>Malicious Secrets>Members:>TND (guitars)
>>129094019Is the thrower the one on coke, or the throwees?
sometimes I just want to dress up in ridiculous costumes and play shitty folk/power metal
>>129094112based questioner>>129094186mega based
>>129091815its slightly better than leprosy but I agree that human beats them both
>>129093881Burzum is more ypur style prob
If you've never given Dopesmoker a listen you need to do so right now.
>>129094514Overrated album desu, very repetitive
>>129094558That's kinda the point DURRRRR but it's also heavy as fuck! DURRRRRRRR
>>129093866why is bolt thrower left wing, isn't it just muh war n shit? karl turned gay with his other band after BT ended but I remember him saying in an interview he never included wanky antifa stuff in bolt thrower
Matt Pike about the Early Weedian Procession towards Nazareth (direct quotiation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "stoner"; they were pro-riff, they were pro-spliff, we cultivated this [holds up bud]
>>129094771Nice.
>>129094514I way prefer Holy Mountain. Dopesmoker is nice to just have on in the background while you do shit but in terms of active listening it's eh.
dude weed metal sucks
>>129094930Incorrect.
>>129085812>we have spiritual healing at home
>HOLY FUCK, FEMALE FRONTED DOOM
Angus Young
That girl from the Last of Us television show looks like Cronos from Venom
>>129095404Nebula nox grade comment
Bella Ramsey should sing Welcome to Hell next season
There's a potato among us
>randytaylor69 wearing a rotting christ shirt on streamgosling.gif
>>129095388Should check into a nursing home
Abbath
>>129095640He'd still be less sedentary than you.
>>129095352Lmao do they got white hair
>My love for you is like a truck>BERZERKER!>Would you like some making fuck>BERZERKER!
>>129095800checked
>>129089675Tom Corn implies that every other year...
>>129095760Facts I'm in my 20's but in an 80 year old body
>>129095948And the IQ and taste of a 12 year old
>>129096016Thats like all metalheads
>>129096016My taste is immaculate but metal is inherently infantile
Kriss Hades
>>129094044Until it got reissued and the price rapidly dropped
>>129093964That goes to Obtained Enslavement
>>129093964Filosofem
>>129096267Thank you musically illiterate sister
>>129096285Filosofemboys are the biggest fucking retards on the planet, first two songs are good, varg's vocals suck though he's whispering into the mic. The third track after that sucks, the next songs are like 40 minutes of absolute bullshit two of them are the same songs but one has bathtub clopping noises, also was the blueprint of all the pathetic american bands of the 10s.
>Filosofemboys are the biggest fucking retards on the planet, first two songs are good, varg's vocals suck though he's whispering into the mic. The third track after that sucks, the next songs are like 40 minutes of absolute bullshit two of them are the same songs but one has bathtub clopping noises, also was the blueprint of all the pathetic american bands of the 10s.
>>129096267Correct. Shit's not even metal.
> >Filosofemboys are the biggest fucking retards on the planet, first two songs are good, varg's vocals suck though he's whispering into the mic. The third track after that sucks, the next songs are like 40 minutes of absolute bullshit two of them are the same songs but one has bathtub clopping noises, also was the blueprint of all the pathetic american bands of the 10s.
some brilliant posts being made today
>>129096488agreed
>>129096329>have a stroke on a cheesy keyboard that ruins it all>OMG SO WELL WRITTEN AND INTELLIGENT!!!ok retard
Ljosazabojstwa
Ozzy Osbones had died? *gasp*No way...
>>129096770Join him
Is it me or is /metal/ dead af these days?
>>129096815Yeah the wiggerslam chads kicked the shit out of the regulars and now it's basically dead
>>129096815Hector got destroyed by the council of basedness and fled for /classical/, where he is already equally despised
>>129096815It's dead because diaperfags are in /trad/ now while other people went to /xxr/
>>129096867lel, imagine being instantly hated by everyone wherever you go
Encenathrakh
>>129096914I'm on team Linus
>>129096867>check classical>it's full of heccy lusting over male classical musicians
>>129096916Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks
I love metal it's the best thing next to horror movies. I don't really need much else
SLAYER KURWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \m/
>>129093308Not doomgrind nor grind/doom but Napalm Death has the song Morale that sounds like another universe outside their usual stuff. Good fkn tune man
African witchcraft is pretty metal.
PROCEEDS THE WEEDIANNAZARETH
>>129085812https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BQrXbRCmG_E&list=RDBQrXbRCmG_E&start_radio=1
>>129097499Nice
>>129097354Classic Nebula nox post
>>129097646I can hear the seething asian and brown replies to her @
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5Tw_7_BjQ8
>>129085812I can't stop listening to picrel today. It's not metal at all, but has the right attitude. Maybe this is the gateway that finally makes me try out Industrial Metal. Apparently Danzig really likes Ministry so it can't be all bad.
>>129098858Also, here's some actual metal. I've seen it discussed here before, I think, but only listened to it for the first time recently and was really impressed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZdyU4-SYIk
>>129098858me in the middle
Guitars are recorded for THE ALBUM... On to bass.There's one part and one lead I want to play on a fretless, and I'll probably just wind up renting whatever 5 string fretless I can get my hands on. Ultimately I'd like to get a 6. Between Dingwall, Kiesel, Ibanez (the Portamento's less than 2k), and LP Bond, what do you think my best bet would be?
>>129099152I dunno boss, I just bought two Jacksons because they were the coolest looking guitars in the store and tuned one of them to Drop F as pseudo-bass without having to learn a new instrument. Your THE ALBUM is probably gonna turn out better than mine.
>>129099152Also, I'm trans. Not sure if that matters.
>>129099190One of the guitars wound up being an 8 string Ibanez, because it's the only thing between me (the bassist) and our remaining guitarist that sounded different enough from his Jackson 7. I usually drop the F# to E for ease of everything, but for the album, it made sense to tune it back up to F# and tape it up so it was out of the way and didn't ring out sympathetically.>>129099193It doesn't really, but I'm glad you felt comfortable enough to let us know.
>>129096815We need a metal board on 4chan. Just get us the fuck out of this shithole.
>>129085812No.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_25pCKD4cH4&list=PLkROH3Eqs0T_Cw0qcg50XjeuqF-UCArF3
>>129099280An entire board dedicated to metal? That's genius actually.
>>129099435If only there were websites for that, away from this ghastly place...
Metal keeps my virginity intact
>>129099435And without rodential moderation
>>129098858TEHFC is grossly underdiscussed here. Their actual Metal albums are good, but their Electro-Industrial work is where they're strongest. Give Burn Baby Burn a listen.
>>129085812I love this band so fucking much!
>>129099486Based, Burn Baby Burn is my favorite album of theirs. Kiss the Goat is a close second (Evil Genius is a good song because it gives me a boner)
>AAAAAHHHWWWWAHHHHHAAAHH*guitar bends, soloing*>ONLY DESPAAAH>clean vocals>AND SO HOW NOW BROWN COW HOW NOW BROWNNNNNNNN>CALL MY MOTHER'S DDAAAAADDDD>In the cons-till-ation of the blACK wind-DOOOOWWI sure do love Anaal gents
Metal took my virginity but I want it back :(
>>129099496For me, it's BBB > KTG > Electronomicon > everything else.
>>129087613>>129088479>>129089266>>129089379>>129089453Best blast part 1
>>129089632>>129089698>>129090919>>129091359>>129091661part 2 cuz mass reply is spam now lol 4chonk lmao desu desu baka
>>129092718>>129093928>>129097499>>129098888Part quads>>129094771bonus best post
>>129093964>>129096267>>129096285shit take onslaught
Bump
>>129099556based
What is your AOTY 2025? My vote is for this
>>129086225most of it sucks, but kaevum is pretty good
>>129101354>most of it sucksThat's true about everything though.
politically correct riffs
>>129101446ohhh-A-AH-AHH
Last discoveries:https://youtu.be/nE6z9uR-Kkchttps://youtu.be/KlIzYJltRz8https://youtu.be/bKzsIR7LTZ0https://youtu.be/-EKt0BLpjRQhttps://youtu.be/j6ilPDX68qIhttps://youtu.be/GQqFIWcacY8https://youtu.be/zrBv8i1a6Rchttps://youtu.be/x8daFE5ulVMhttps://youtu.be/ypD6jm9Sw5o
vogg on winds of creation is the most insane guitarist ever
Is Goatmoon - Death Before Dishonour (2025) worth listening to? Does it differ a lot from the 2004 release?
>>129101810>Dissection clone band called Nodtveidtthat is inconceivably GAY but I'll check out the rest
>>129101881I just saw the name and thought it was some solo shit he did but>This project is dedicated to Jon Nödtveidt from the band Dissection.Very gay indeed
>>129101011And saved ...
>>129101831Who would you say comes close? And what are your criteria? I hope you agree it takes a lot more than speed to make a great guitarist.I used to think Brann Dailor was an amazing drummer, until an actual drummer asked me why.
>>129102147https://fapello.com/ruby-foxfire/
>>129102237>I used to think Brann Dailor was an amazing drummer, until an actual drummer asked me why.Well he is pretty good. Amazing may be a stretch but that depends on your scale.
>>129085812https://youtu.be/HIRNdveLnJI?si=-BD6Bf-XnbSySLILhttps://youtu.be/R8VFpGhP0JU?si=eaVf79jYUIwJw3dahttps://youtu.be/KbZ53d3k1cQ?si=bQh9PTzER5VABCOPhttps://youtu.be/Lcb_4y_TBKs?si=6_M4S_Ya80vFt8oohttps://youtu.be/GKY--qaHWSw?si=72A_inc7DAgiyOqu
>>129102502I do still enjoy his playing, but now regard his tendency to throw in a fill every 2 bars as more of a minus than a plus.
>>129102631Very valid.
>>129085812https://youtu.be/WCiKDb2p2oE
>>129103181great album
I LOVE WINDHAND SO FUCKING MUCH
Can the next thread please have a metal related OP? This edition was awful, and as a result the entire thread sucked and was slow.
>>129103348I don't think the OPs being shit are why these threads are bad and slow, anon.
>>129101092This sucks, fuck you anon.
>>129103348do threads mixing animals and metal count?
>>129103614Are you just going to post the pictures of cats running a vinyl store
>>129103646not really
NEW >>129104018
