AI dog edition
I just genuinely wish we had the most basic fucking form of moderation.
>>129085688Again no previous thread or FAQ.
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129085705No one needs that crap
>>129085701Matthew made this thread
>Hector got bullied into migrating to /classical/Metal for this glorious moment?
>>129085742Funny, he admitted himself he doesn't really know much about classical music. But that won't stop him from pretending like he does.
>>129085742Any metal with actual riffs that makes him cry uncontrollably about bald people.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ048qYhrc4
>>129085759He knew fuck all about metal either so it's not much of a surprise.
>>129085688I wonder if they are going to give robot dogs an incessant barking mode, just like regular dogs, so that you can torture your neighbours with it.
>>129085767Because he is bald and embarrassed about it. No one with hair even thinks about bald people, let alone constantly.
BLASTINGS
Don't you mean Jute Gyte
Don't you mean Jute Shyte
>>129085705this general has been a lost cause for years at this pointthe autists have succeeded in making music discussion impossible here, and they defend it
https://forum.metal-archives.com/viewtopic.php?t=147854That Messa album was terrible wtf
>>129085871>no UltraWere "sketchy" bands banned?
>>129085905No, that chudgarbage just sucked major balls.
I wish gorespammer was here
WOOO!!! :D FUCK THE GLOWIES!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NzY1uE4lAM
>>129085871>>129085905MA has had dogshit taste for a long time, this isn't surprising.
>>129085958Downright atrocious
TURD BABY! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Qwwum4G9y-g
Imperial Trumpet
So is it confirmed the "serbian" is indian?
>>129085958It's a Canadian website. What do you expect?
>>129085994Turds are based.
>>129086014Yes.
>>129086014Yea no shit
That thing ain't cute
>>129086077Thanks simp
>>129086042>>129086072Explains a lot, cheers.
>>129086082Not a simp but you know the rest.
>>129085812
Sleep Token
>>129086027>>129086014>>129086072Fuck off retards.DJ DOGMUNCHER! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skx1aLDF1DY
>>129086188DJ Dogmuncher lost it when he came out as a chud
>>129085905>Were "sketchy" bands banned?implying nsbm is on average good
>>129086188This is a metal thread dumbass
>>129086188ULTRA BASED
>>129086237First day here?
>I hate Serbian AI metal!
>>129086319Call the family, we found him posting AIslop ITT
>>129086319okay pajeet
>>129085742He's talking to himself in there right now
>>129086438Scribidi toilet
>>129085742Who?
>>129085871>3. Coroner - Dissonance Theory>Deafheaven that high>no Paimon Gate>Draugveil allowed on the list at allMay God punish Metallum.
Meth Leppard
>>129085688I wonder what other genres metal listens toI like goth, ebm, dark wave, punk, post punk, neo folk, industrial, blues, some country, grunge, shoe gaze.I think I only dislike techno, dance music and mostly hip hop
>>129086875I like grunge, pop punk, emo, and electropop.I strongly dislike what passes for "Country" these days, though Johnny Cash is actually pretty good.
>>129086905I also enjoy dream pop and power pop.Not much of a hip hop / rap listener but it isn't irritating to me, just something I'm almost completely unfamiliar with.Classical is good.EDM is a big umbrella but generally I don't like it. There are some exceptions though - there are quite a few Deadmau5 tracks I enjoy and C418 isn't bad either.
>>129086905I like hank, willy nelson, waylon, cash, lanegan, towns van zandt, zach bryan also that project nergal has called me and that man
summoning negru
>>129085812new blackened deathcore
>>129085948Shalom
>>129087188That's great, you can keep it.
I am a certified melodic death metal enjoyer.
>>129087188Holy crap is that dark souls metal?
>>129087188>blackened deathcore>female vocalist
Agent Steel
>>129085812Beers n BLASTS for me tonight.
>>129088290Chud
The last song on this mogs
>>129088748>heh, you get it? masticate sounds like masturbate
>>129088836true lol
>>129088836i don't think that's being implied
>>129088836Not really.
>>129088824More like Tempelslop
Morta Skuld
>>129085812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv6nIvqSHgQ
>>129089183riffshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySQB68dYOTU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjBwoD23_J4ACID DRINKERS ACID DRINKERS ACID DRINKERS ACID DRINKERS ACID DRINKERS
>>129089379https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7s0RNDsW_8
>>129085812deathgrind all day, everyday
>>129085812>>129087638>>129089441based
>>129089441Yesmince human garbage
>>129085812>BLAST
One of the finest demos of the last decade
metalfags, do you like evangelion?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrraGfy4szM&list=PLOHtymWSlPfIleP7Wk6NpkSy7WxE0NBlJ&index=6
>>129085688IRON DOGS!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmwFmu5XPRw
My inside sources tell me we’re getting a new Lykathea Flame album this year or in 2027
>>129089675>My inside sourcesYour ass?
>>129085688is this the most edgy cover in metal?
>>129089683prrrt
>>129089698no, this isit's a burzum EP
>>129085688>>129074130https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
>>129089897What happens when metalheads try to use the same lines
>>129089960You can't see the whole picture but she's actually walking away with a metalhead.
>>129089969Correct.
>>129089969Good joke
>>129089960your demo, share it
Why is NSBM so based?
>>129090360because you don't like metal, you just like being an edgy racist
>>129090390What a surprise, the communist is incorrect.
BY THE END WE'LL BEEEEGTAKE WHAT SMALL COMFORT THERE MAY BE LEFTSEIZE WHAT YOU LOVE AND DAMN ALL THE RESTPANEM, CIRCENSES, CREDULOUS DESCENTA GATHERING CHARGE INTO ENDARKENMENT
>>129090164https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJGFNP_xLPQ
Oh lawd we are shuckin and jivin tonight
>>129090360Because you're a low IQ directionbrain retard, easily impressed by anything that promotes your "team". Someone could serve you a literal pile of shit at a restaurant and say "this is a Nazi shit bro!" and you would feast.
>>129090589Nazi shit does sound better than other kinds of shit desu.
BLASTINGhttps://youtu.be/XtW6HW8jO_U?si
>>129090600>the words someone says in a song alters the quality of the music played
>>129090785I never said that.
>>129090776Not metal.
>>129090390those are the same thing, and both are good
>>129090859How?
>>129090919>casually posts one of the greatest albums ever
>>129090919Went to a show on their final tour in Vegas. Most insane show I've ever been too
I'll go for nostalgia's sake. Also as a total autist loner I always ended up talking with some people at folk metal gigs and they were always friendly and nice.>>129086875Punk (literally every single subgenre, I like everything from pop punk to goregrind, post-punk to crust etc.), old funk/r&b/soul, some celtic folk music and "cringe" stuff like Aqua or Britney Spears lol.
>>129091201>552372674_1194725702690090_5291755054509027970_n.jpgthis not bussin
>>129085871>129085871>118. Pissgrave>140. mephitic corpse>149. Clandestine blazeWhy are these so low? Ma users have pleb taste
>>129091269bands with retarded names like that should be mockedbased MA
>>129085812why is it so hated on MA
>>129091201>celtic folkSláinte! I particularly love the sounds of banjo and uileann pipes. Any recs? I've found if I start with something like pic related and pour a drink, at some point I'll invariably end up listening to Eluveitie, lol
>>129091360I really like Julie Fowlishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtShTnkaNVs
>lyrical themes:>LOTR>lovecraftreddit
>>129091661I'm always surprised when I stumbe into someone who likes Spiritual Healing. I find it to be the weakest Death album and Human to be better in every way.
>>129091815it was my fav for a few years
>>129091815Maybe open the image and your eyes
>>129091472>not liking LOTR or Lovecraftreddit
>>129090919one time about 15 years ago I was at a bar with friends and some chubby balding guy tried to get in our conversation going like "I just played a show at [famous local venue], I'm with Dillinger Escape Plan" and we just said "cool story bro"had never heard of them back thencouldn't tell you if he was a band member or a roadie(that's the whole extent of my own cool story)
>>129090441
What exactly is the cover art of Symphonies of Sickness depicting? I've been wondering this since forever but never looked into it. Is it a mutilated body or something?
>>129092306I've heard it's an upside down severed head
>>129092306Turn the cover 180
>>129086875Progrock, EBM, psychedelic trance
>>129092467Did you delete this >>129092437 after realizing you're the real dummy?
>>129086875Jazz - ECM mainly, spiritual, and stuff like The Necks.Electronic - rave/old school breakbeat hardcore, techno, electro, freetek, outsider house, Raster-Noton minimalPop - recent favorites: Sharon van Etten, Marie Davidson, Erika de Casier, Circuit des Yeux, Amaarae, Kali Uchis, Smerz, etc.Also, used to be a big noise rock fan - Amphetamine Reptile, Touch & Go, you already know+ Hip-Hop, moderately...I'm in the process of putting together a non-metal top 2025 chart but there's still some stuff I have to go through.
>>129092607Yes
>>129092529kek, fag
>>129085705>muh ocdsperg harder
I just roke up
>>129092791Good morning
>>129092799Good morning fellow prole. What are you listening to? https://youtu.be/HoQ6BQbXblI
>>129092676Arise.
>>129092791and then you sucked a massive greasy cock because you're a ravenous faggot
>>129092857No need to project, perverted xister.
>>129092868admit it, you're a fiend for huge greasy cock
>>129086875I actually really like grateful dead for some reason, though 99% of the time I'm listening to metal
>>129092939I love the Dead, literally listening to them right now. RIP BOBBY!
>>129091201if I had the means to go there I would get drunk / 10>>129092718classic and based album
>>129085688>>129085812It's actually crazy how much better Swedish black metal is compared to Norway or Shitland. Thank God (Satan) for deluxe editions. Also, can someone please tell me what the difference is between the normal version and alternate version of this? I think the only difference is just Goth doing vocals on the album version that has that weird lick at the start and Draakh doing vocals on the bonus version which doesn't have that weird lick at the start, because they are otherwise the exact same length.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L8whXZ960c>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64mC9bIrd54
doomgrind
Sadus
summoning bongman
sex with bongman
I was thinking about how cool it'd be if they invited them again, FUCK YEAH BOYS>INDECENT AND OBSCENE: DISMEMBER RETURNS TO THE OEF 2026!!!
ex-bonghit man
>>129093387>>129093413His all-night vocaroos were peak /metal/.
i love metal music, but everytime I see band photos I cringe, why the most masculine music genre is played by the most limp-wristed faggots (judging by the looks). At least they are white
>I love being ethnically replaced in my own country!>You know what's the biggest problem? Not the jews, not the women, not the browns. It's actually ChristianityWhy is swedish black/death metal like this?
>>129093670imagine the terror this image will cause in this incel
>>129093670
I feel unhinged, I'm afraid that I'll act like a lunatic tomorrow in the officemetal for this feel?
>>129093670stop looking at photos of onions bands
>>129093795Satanic Warmaster if you are right wingBolt Thrower if you are left wing
>>129093866what if I'm neither and just call everyone a stupid fucking faggot because I think I'm way more intelligent?
>>129093795>heavyIron Maiden - be quick or be dead>thrashAnthrax - madhouse>deathMorbid Angel - nothing is not>blackCarpathian Forest - He's turning blue>doomType O Negative - some stupid tomorrow>funKorpiklaani - Vodka
>>129093881then listen to Nick and Morty
>>129093889>>fun>Korpiklaani - VodkaHEIL
I feel racist, I'm afraid I'll kill some nigger tomorrowmetal for this feel?
>>129093706the fat one is a transmanjust american things
>>129092354and then crabwalk away
>>129093905This is Fluids,not Body Void
>listen to Drainwow this sucks ass>listen to Drain againactually pretty good>listen to Drain againwow this sucks ass>listen to Drain againactually pretty goodrinse and repeat
>>129093917their latest album was meh
>>129093928>and the most overrated album award on MA goes to...
>>129093899>fun pt.2Thor - throwing cars at people on coke (feat. Seth Putnam)
>>129093964It's not just MA. A used copy of the original CD pressing used to be like $1000 on Discogs.
>>129094044lol lmao @ physicalcucks
>>129085812>Malicious Secrets>Members:>TND (guitars)
>>129094019Is the thrower the one on coke, or the throwees?
sometimes I just want to dress up in ridiculous costumes and play shitty folk/power metal
>>129094112based questioner>>129094186mega based
>>129091815its slightly better than leprosy but I agree that human beats them both
>>129093881Burzum is more ypur style prob
If you've never given Dopesmoker a listen you need to do so right now.
>>129094514Overrated album desu, very repetitive
>>129094558That's kinda the point DURRRRR but it's also heavy as fuck! DURRRRRRRR
>>129093866why is bolt thrower left wing, isn't it just muh war n shit? karl turned gay with his other band after BT ended but I remember him saying in an interview he never included wanky antifa stuff in bolt thrower
Matt Pike about the Early Weedian Procession towards Nazareth (direct quotiation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "stoner"; they were pro-riff, they were pro-spliff, we cultivated this [holds up bud]
>>129094771Nice.
>>129094514I way prefer Holy Mountain. Dopesmoker is nice to just have on in the background while you do shit but in terms of active listening it's eh.
dude weed metal sucks
>>129094930Incorrect.
>>129085812>we have spiritual healing at home
>HOLY FUCK, FEMALE FRONTED DOOM
Angus Young
That girl from the Last of Us television show looks like Cronos from Venom
>>129095404Nebula nox grade comment
Bella Ramsey should sing Welcome to Hell next season
There's a potato among us
>randytaylor69 wearing a rotting christ shirt on streamgosling.gif
