The Arrival of the /metal/lord.old: >>129104018faq: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>Solves death metalHow did they do it?
>>129117954I like their ambient album not really into prog death
Currently perusing the /b/ Riley Pinkerton thread.
>>129117954This is just nerdy death metal meets dumbed down prog. Worst of both worlds.
BLASTING?
>>129118000link?
>>129117930https://www.youtube.com/@SchizoPantheon
>>129118016
>>129118035>>>/b/944775884
>Sir, another USNSBM band has hit the internet
>>129117954>>129118000>>129118094Not metal.
>>129117930Finna buy dis
>>129118016Picrel.>>129118101Fag garbage.
>>129118123>wearing pedo band merchNot a good look.
>>>/b/944788055
>>129118123>zipper hoodieWhy does every bands hoodie have to be a zip up? They're way uglier and less comfy than pullovers.
>>129118155I like hoodies but I like zip hoodies because I can wear a sweater or long-sleeve underneath >>129118137Dagon was acquitted, micheal Jackson is adored and played on the radio till this day.
>>129118208Dagon pled guilty to a lesser charge and got a suspended sentence.>>129118155I agree w/ you mate, I hate zipups. They're also more cheaply made than pullovers I think. Like the fabric is thinner.
I like zipups cause you can wear them open with a metal tee underneath so you’re blasting twice as hard
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>129118379he caught the AIDS from banging your dad
>>129118429Correct.
>>129118379Careful, mods have banned me for speaking the truth on this matter in the past
>>129118548That has to be one of the most based album covers I've ever seen.
>>129117954very funny guy, anon. That's why I'll kill you last
Dark Funeral reigns supreme
>>129118533Criminal libel is not allowed here. Varg fought to the death to stop the gay rapist Euronymous from soiling his purity
Dark Fury turbomogs Dark Funeral
CURB THOSE TURDS!!! \\m//
>>129118379Varg? The guy that got raped in the winter of '94?
>>129118701HEIL LORD AHRIMAN
I like Chris Poland over Sharty Jewman. I just do.
>>129118701>>129118752Hell yeah.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D24rGIiNPdc
I bought this album randomly because it didn't exist anywhere online. It's pretty good. I think they are from Sweden. Interesting sound.
listening to some old records I listened to a lot in my early 20s tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-0mmS7E_GY
DEAR MOTHER DEAR FATHERCLIPPED MY WINGS BEFORE I LEARNED TO FLYUNSPOILED UNSPOKENI'VE OUTGROWN THAT FUCKING LULLABYSAME THING I'VE ALWAYS HEARD FROM YOUDO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO
>>129118904based unchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9vYf7r3wUo
>>129117954i do love it. The Message Tablet I is my favorite
How come Moonsorrow is no longer a big deal?
>>129118016I just remembered that I like nwobhm
That thing ain't cute
Here's a link to a zip of the Riley Pinkerton pics: https://ufile.io/smf72x04
>>129119251>dolphin pornt-thanks...
>>129118701Only Behemoth, Dimmu Burger and Cradle of Shidd are bigger posers than DFAll those faggoty, plastic mall goth outfits have to be a fucking joke man.Also pic related LMAOOO
more like castle brap amirite
>>129117954>basic bitch death metal section>sudden change to pink floyd shit>sudden change back to bbdm>repeat ad nauseaI'd post a fucking wojak but I don't have any saved.>>129118208Curiously MJ was suddenly accused of pedophilia after he slammed jews.Funny that innit?
>>129119372Real Dark Funeral fans don't acknowledge the music since Emperor Magus Caligula left.
Any recommendations for good documentaries about good bands (like picrel)? Stuff like this inspires me to work towards getting better at guitar and one day starting/joining a band
>>129119445The One Man Metal DSBM documentary is great. Just three guys, each making music on their own, not for money or bitches; but to release the pain they feel.
>>129119372Who is that and why is he posing at a urinal?
HEIL HANNEMAN
>>129119531and KERRY KING
>>129119547THE FAT
>>129119531HEIL
>>129119471Can't say I'll be writing music about wanting to blow my brains out, but hey, I'll give this a shot. Thanks
>>129118016Great!
>>129119639>>129119685Epic dungeons and dragons music
Varg Vikernes valiantly fought for his life and honor in the summer of ‘93 after being unlawfully stalked and assaulted by a crazed Euronymous who had become convinced that he could absorb Varg’s musical genius through rape.
>>129119852That's what metal is really all about.
>>129119892
>>129119892>>129119897I prefer metal about based Nazis and war themes personally
Look, now I hate the Nazis as much as the next decent human being... but damn do they make some great music.
>>129119930>>129119931
>>129119942Shalom.
Varg is a genius.
Varg is a retard.
>>129119961bvsed>>129119971fvlse
Varg is a retarded genius.
>>129119999true and checked
>>129118904They're releasing a new album with Testament's bassist
>>129119999a based retard
>>129119961>>129119971>>129119999Correct.
>>129118016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b6CCQUL-QQ
Found this band called Kastijder from the Netherlands. Fucking basedhttps://youtu.be/ZremXXBNaVw
varg has kids which means he had sex, unlike people on /mu/
>>129118016can't get enough of this shit
>>129120037https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B44qp47hizY
If i had that " another chance " i would not give you everything nor love you with my hole heart and my life, you would not get that chance again to tear my my heart in half and leave me broken, you was my world and my life, i still miss you and think of you, but hell i dont want you back.
>>129120424Run out of your prescription?
>>129120443It's a youtube comment mate
>>129120455...on a not metal song.
>>129120478Dungeon synth is metal
Darude
>>129118123I bought this 3xl pullover but I wanna sell it bc nonce degenerates don’t deserve to live
>>129120630>3xlput down the fork fatty
>>129119153Their last album was almost 10 years ago
Honest thoughts on Leprous?
>>129118155if it makes you feel better, the zippers are almost always garbage that fail on you when you need them the most
>is casually one of the greatest metal albums ever
I'm not a metal guy but I want to hear really satanic shit right now, reply with a really satanic scary album and i will listen
>>129117930
>>129121158I was just listening to themFirst few albums are great, their new art rock stuff is mostly lame
>>129120929Im 6’2 and 220 lbs
>>129121548Kill is one of the riffiest DM albums there are retard. Good job on letting us know you've never actually listened to it.
https://youtu.be/I2ayyuEiIMo?si=5Sv3gveus6z64yS_https://youtu.be/ENBv2i88g6Y?si=WS-Paj_KnboMOitrhttps://youtu.be/zu2aX_597PQ?si=zrWJmuhqddDjAwo4https://youtu.be/9qbRHY1l0vc?si=n6PaYww0Xj72qe1Whttps://youtu.be/SRPnbGoI5h8?si=Cg_T8IG43wCNYJFJhttps://youtu.be/9GFI6Rf-IkI?si=aQdFgN6nVvNXdNTl
>>129121676none of this is metal
>>129121746Nu metal, Heavy Metal, and NWOBHM isn't Metal? Your definition of metal sucks
height: shortwhy is KK such a little bitch
>>129121771only black metal is trve metal
What's the best polish black metal?I like picrel + Graveland + Hellveto
>>129121855Only crust punk in makeup is true metal?
>>129121873Punks make the Best Metal
>>129121548>some of the most straight forward riff based bands in death metalwhat retard made this image
>>129121548fixed
>>129121548I'd heem you senseless if you insulted Those Once Loyal or Kill in front of me.
>>129118016It clicked.
>>129123066>hailed as one of the best goth metal albums of all time>half of the album is dream pop
>>129123147>half of the album is dream popListening!
>>129123147And that's why it's so good
>>129122864First Fragment isn't riffless D:
>>129123305And the first thing you did was spam this general?
>>129123330Correct
>>129123330>spam I posted one post, yes.
Final Fragment
>>129118016Perfect morning choonz.
Fisted Fagmen
>"i know rotting christ ain't super black metal by the time they get to this album but HOLY SMOKES, this is some HEAVY, MOURNFUL, TASTEFUL, shit mufugga"-Richard Pryor, 1997
>>129123501Is that a direct quotation?
>>129119495Dark Funeral's vocalist. Cuck mentality, humiliation ritual, scarce knowledge on ballpoint pens.
>>129120484Correct, heil.>>129120630HHR always got the AAA merch.
>>129118548did you make that edit?
>>129123403Unlikeable loser.
>>129123705>loserOnly one person here uses that word, I wonder why.
GRANDISSPIRITUSDIAVOLOS
>>129123722Back to your Taylor Swift thread, loser.
2007 was a good year for me
>>129123944shitty metalcore band
>>129123944My first metal show was the black dahlia murder in the summer of 2007. Good times.
Metal Archives!
>>129123976literally any website but 4chan
>>129123976this is what happens when you don't gatekeep
Metal is inherently trans-inclusive.
>>129123956That's an insult to metalcore.
>>129123976*Mental Ackhives
>>129124163>metal>mentalKind of goes without saying innit.
>>129124175>Kind of goes without saying isn't it.*doesn't itI'm guessing you are a negro, they never seem to use "innit" correctly.
https://youtu.be/Es8VIH-UH2w?t=98Metal needs more of this
>>129124272Have you ever listened to a Brit speak? They either sound like literal queers (the Metropolitan aristocrat types, the minority) & the most slurred, mumbled bastardization of the English language you have ever heard. Maybe w/ the exception of jeets, but it's far worse than ghetto speak.
>>129123976Pride comes before a fall.
>>129124373Normal people should know how to use the term "isn't it".
>>129124426>Normal peopleWhere the fuck do you think you are?
>>129124446Somewhere you don't belong clearly.
Darkthrone - Circle the Wagons
>>129124462Sorry m8, getting out of your mum's bed now.
>>129124426>no one should ever use slang>everyone should spend their life on a korean basket weaving forum flexing their superior language and intellect over the imaginary darkies at every corner
>>129124540Sent that freak flying.
Darkthrone - Soulside Journey
>>129124540Slang is fine but you should use it correctly.
New Wiggerkino just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD2XkvuE7LQ
>>129124575You aren't funny for copying phrases from other boards you're just irritating and it makes people not want to post here
Barbaryan
>>129124461Gay
>>129125009shut the FUCK up you greasy faggot
>>129125074Sensitive little power metal faglet
>>129125088
Someone post the pic xD
any black metal fans on 4channel or are you all into gay christian shit?
>>129125122___ _____
>>129123976i will never be convinced that forums are comprised exclusively of narcissistic people who all think they are the main protagonist of life.I really don't get forum culture. it always devolves into some ouroboros of faggotry with a handful of posters just cyclically patting each other on the back.
>>129124461Great album
>>129125098what an ugly gay nigger
>>129125180I'm well aware but I don't see you posting pics
>>129125219Looks like an Algerian living in a Paris suburb.
>>129123976Canadian site. What did you expect?
>>129116230
Darkthrone - New Wave of Black Heavy Metal
More like Shartthrone
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=khIrD4gfXXIBased
>>129125154>think they are the main protagonist of lifeThis is what I think.
Schizo metal
"never trust a fart" metal
>>129125380I could see you doing similar.
>>129125433https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AWFosb98KecA classic
>>129118101Another example of amazing instrumentals but garbage vocals and mixing. Another example of how America gets black metal wrong.
I saw High on Fire a couple weeks ago and had a really nice time :-)
>Triumphant American Patriotic Black MetalListening!
>>129125555gay
December was pretty nice for new releases. Here's hoping this is a sign of a great 2026
>>129125576Shalom.
>>129118016https://youtu.be/9zaAOAkZb4Y
>>129125551I saw them in a bar 20 years ago and in an arena 4 years later.
>>129125593Shalom, brother.
I lurk this board to see what /metal/ hates because that's where the good bands are. It's how I found Castle Rat.
>>129124029Metalheads will sing all day about how much they hate God and Jesus but when you actually try to commit real sins (gay, trans, being a whore, etc. etc.) it's just too much for them
>>129125792Most /meal/fags don't know about Renascent, Mortification or Vengeance Rising. Not kvlt enough or something. Pretty baka desu desu baka gaijin if you ask me
I saw Varg at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>129125919top notch pasta, topkek
>>129125919It's:>“to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word.
>>129125919Your autocorrect ruined this classic pasta, retard. It's infetterence.
>>129125919Stale meme.
Darkthrone / Mayhem - True Legends in Black (bootleg)
Jew Slaughter, Aryan Terrorism, Der Stürmer, bands like that.
>>129124976Imagine being irritated by such a thing.
>>129118016Jak's got riffs, some tasty drums too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9wAVtDC6zk
>>129126409You're already one of the most annoying posters here so most anything you do is immediately made irritating, unlikeable little runt you are
>>129126472Think you mean Marshall
>>129126490No, I'm talking about the guy who posts his shitty pop playlists and charts with Taylor Swift. Clocked you?
>>129126098I like Nachtkrieger.
>>129118016https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_0savLUKsfY&list=RD_0savLUKsfY&start_radio=1
Horrible thread I blame this guy starting a ruckus >>129126533
>>129125154>forumsEver gone outside?
>>129126593>starting a ruckusAbout time for your midday nap isn't it, baldie?
>>129117930>armies of Balrogs riding dragons attacking GondolinThats a Ted Nasmith painting
metal is no longer big bro tierit's solidly unc now
>>129126618See? We're on to you now. Take your ruckus someplace else.
>>129126639Agreed, I stopped listening to that meme garbage a while ago.
Thank you, sisters.
>>129125525I am listening to it right now, I think the vocals are fine. They remind me of the band Nidernes from Portugal. Agree the production could use some work
>>129126952Shut the fuck up already, nerd.
>>129126952>>129127108Samefag
>>129118016Great blast here. One of the best from the 2020s so far.
Poppy
>>129127347old hag
>>129127361Incorrect
>>129118016Seven slaps so fucking hard holy shit
>>129127347All time low for the simp
>>129127422His heart hasn't been in it for the past couple weeks now.
>>129127347All time high for the pimp
>>129127456Hector doxxing him must have done a number on him. I still have his ID, address and contact info saved lol.
>>129121355i liked Malice through the looking glass, probably need to revisit that album and old cof
>>129127522Bit obsessed mate
>>129127607Just your typical metalhead
>>129125964DESTROY THE MANGERDESTROY THE MANGERDESTROY THE MANGERDESTROY THE MANGER
Tibetan metal?
Lofi Black Metal Beats To Study Tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpNTFSv4kEw
>>129127720Хaйль!https://youtu.be/-O2-MnYjZIY
>>129127626Holy shit your right.
>>129127720That's crazy I am listening to Stormheit when I saw this. Branikald rules.
>>129127720error 404: riffs not found
>>129127785here, try this frienhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk6h8DLbk5o
>>129118016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZAyrZjdc8Umgla but good
>>129127740Target Acquired: Riffs Found
>>129127839You misspelled the ł.
Desaster - Alliance to the Powerthrone
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>>129127967I can fix your sister
>>129128012Isn't she schizophrenic? No cures for that
turns out black metal is not metal for black guys, it's really racist against us. can't believe i bought all those records for my daughter
>>129128039Mentally ill larp
Darkthrone - Too Old, Too Fucking Cold!!!
Darkthrone - Beholding The Throne of Might
RAPES
That thing's not cute
>>129118016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOBd0PwQouE
>>129128028As your parents found out
>>129128395Incoherent posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
Virginthrone - I Am The Anon Wizards
>>129128413Lmao
Water flowing under
>>129118016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsFDOGwkSv8
>>129119575Just write music about being a Nazi and whatnot instead
>>129118016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnMcbhbD8XI
>>129118016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTsR7uXqf0k
>>129128511Thank you for your pathetic blogposthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_SulIx481A
>>129118016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2KTJegNs1A
>>129128511Only for us losers here
life is boring and lonely
>>129128534Thank you for reposting your pathetic blogposthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=797jLT7PU5s&list=LLhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8STER4TAI8
>>129118016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPirNZyidbU
>>129128558boring post, my point stands
>>129128579Yeah nah that Anunaku track is golden, lass. Try listening before posting next time
Terrorist metal
>>129128590>Try listening before posting next timeironic post. you're spamming so you can post an off-topic OP
Thronehammer - Kingslayer
>>129128558How is your rodential visage holding up in 2026?
>>129128612No, I'm posting music that I'm currently listening to because I'm bored and don't have to wake up too early tomorrowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tYq9GNaF8Q&list=LL
See, it's called "rinsing" tunes right. So if you don't rinse them for a while then they end up getting all dusty again. But sometimes the dust is what makes the tune great. So you listen to the tracks, with the dust, and then there you go... a banger tune
>>129128649You listen to awful gay shite, Matthew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrIRZkgjqm0Drum and bass are almost a kind of metal but not quite
>>129128649>don't have to wake up too early tomorrowCorrect, but also implying this somehow differs from your normal routine
>>129128658Think you mean Martin but that Mad Dog tune is hard as hell tbqh and mixes quite well with the Bladerunner track without even beatmatching tbqh
>>129128671Going to give you props on not completely stalking my current weekly schedule, thanks
Although no I never have to wake up at 5/6/7 AM in the morning if that helps
>>129128677Martin?
>>129128689Their a guitar company
>>129128688how come you spent all of new year's eve on here?
>>129128699I didn't spend all of new year's eve but did a bit of posting while in the mix yeah haha
>>129128708>in the mixfucking lmao
>>129118016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIqlws8wD5I
>>129128681Out of sight out of mind
>>129128724You are currently ghost-listening to the current mix
>>129128741Yeah tell that to your blind grandma why don't you
I'll be here all week lads don't worry aha (not really though lmao)
>>129128754As in I'm going to die in a few days because there's been a few threats on my head recently. Just thought you guys should know in case you start to miss me
How about you go away or at least don't post the new thread
>>129128762Lol jk I just made that shit up rn. Doing a bit you see>>129128766I'm making the new thread right now
>>129128708>>129128634
>>129128771>>129127607
>>129128770pls don't
>>129128781There's going to be a picture of a woman and then everyone's gonna lose their shit
>>129097847>>129097847>>129097847
>>129128801Scribidi toilet
Darkthrone.
Almost done making the new thread...
>>129128794yes, and people will spend half the thread saying that it's dead because of the OP so pls don't
>>129128836>>129128836>>129128836New
>>129128841sad
>>129117954>>129118124>>129119175>>129121676>>129123033>>1291244611st part
>>129124354>>129125070>>129125964>>129126825>>129127104>>129127296>>1291277202nd part
This is most likely a big stretch, but if anyone could help it would be greatly appreciated. Several years ago I was browsing /mu/ when I found an essential old school Japanese power metal chart. And now for the life of me I cannot find it. Albums I know were on it was x Japan - blue blood, marge litch - fantasien, saber tiger - invasion, and amphibian - doppelganger. Also pretty sure Fatima hill - Valhalla was on the chart. (Pic unrelated, was reading fire punch and got up to the kino face)
