Decided to listen to her for the memes Wow she's legitimately very catchy
One of the best albums of the last 5 years.
>>129199583Yup
>>129199567My gym plays her music all the time. Her music is...okay for what it is. I just hate the messaging.
>>129199567Queens of /mu/ and of my heart
>>129199622Fake gay
>>129199705true love <3
>>129199705Unless they broke up Chappell's been in the same serious relationship (assumed to be a woman since this interview was after she came out as a lesbian) now for over 18 months.https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/chappell-roan-call-her-daddy-relationship-status-b2721957.html
>>129199877they're still together. apparently they had dated in 2023, separated, then started dating again in 2024.
>>129199945Is it the black haired girl in this video? She cute. Happy for them <3
I'd give anything just to see her getting BLACKED by the biggest BBC in porn.
Astroturfed shill thread
>>129199986I have no idea nor do I really care. Chappell's private life is her own and I respect that she likes to keep her private life private.
>>129199986yup that's her. I won't say much more because as >>129200019 said she deserves privacy
>>129200019>>129200063based woman respecters
>>129199567My gf put on a playlist of her songs one time and they were surprisingly decent. And when it was finished an absolutely dogshit Taylor Swift song started playing so Roan sounded even better.
>>129199567>>129199567Her music is enjoyable, but I have a story related to itEx gf was a fan of her music, so I decided to listen the albumShe ended the relationship that same dayI will never be able to enjoy her music again
>>129199567she's so pretty wtf
>>129200541imagine the disinterested handjob
>>129200541Chappell boobies severely underrated
>>129201290>cfw seeing your pecker
>>129201299feasting on chappell boobas
>>129201309
>>129199567I am going to have sex with her.
She'll probably present the Best New Artist award at the Grammy Awards on Feb. 2nd.
>>129199567
>>129204460That was then this >>129199877>>129199945 is now.
>>129204460imagine a lavender marriage between a closeted, bipolar girl with a dream of becoming a singer and an average trump loving marine. great success!
She's fine in some picturesBusted looking in others
>>129199567hotel?
>>129206858?
>>129200394Why do people worship the most average looking bitches who happen to do pop music? Just go to your local target already
>>129207559>me keeping targets business going after seeing a girl who looks like chappell roan in one of their storesbut for real it's quite simple>be a woman>beautiful smile with healthy teeth>big doe-like blue eyes>healthy full figureidek what more a woman-loving human like me should want. anything else?
>>129207663Beautiful bella
she's a cutie
>>129208358I can see her nipple
>>129208369i know where you are coming from but I'm pretty sure that's a shadow. her nipples are small and dainty and they're a bit lower
>>129208574I need to nibble on them
>>129208574or maybe she's wearing a push up bra. I can't tell.>>129208592i was JUST imagining that
:P
>>129209050>>129209875>>129210425College crush you didn't confess to, only to find out many years later she was also into you
Built for you-know-what
>>129211580I don't know, What?
>>129211557Chappell mogs her unfortunately
>>129213103that isn't her?
>>129213124Kayleigh ain't no hoe
>>129213143Who's that "hoe" then
>>129213124No. You can easily tell by the lack of tattoos on her arms.
>>129213887and a completely different face and body shape. the girl looks taller too.
>>129208369thank a veteran today
shes an industry plant.
https://pin.it/67ldmpY7A
>>129199567Pink Pony Club is the only song of hers that I ever listened to. I can appreciate the guitar riffs, they emerge as lively and colorful "retro" elements in a pop scene that tends to be overproduced and synthetic.
>>129215805she can be a plant in my industry. if you catch my drift.
>>129215805You obviously know nothing of her rise to fame.She's so pushed by the industry.Every plant starts a bandcamp after being dropped by a major label,Every plant obviously self finances 3 singles and videos as a independent artist prior to getting signed 2 1/2 years after being dumped by Atlantic Records.Talent couldn't possibly be a contributing factor in being asked to be an opening act for a successful artists tour,.
chappell signing our marriage papers
She's everything wrong with modern women
>>129199987Best post in this entire thread.
>>129201309She's so happy to see it
>>129213077BBC, my good anon.
Stupid Bitch
>>129216790Delulu
>>129217118i know anon, can't have shit in this world>>129217095>>129199987men will look at a woman and immediately think of bbc. i bet >>129216804 thinks nothing wrong with it though because this boards full closeted homosexual KEKS
Long ago, in the crispy skies above Mount Gravy, Bono, the sunglasses-clad God of KFC, ruled with a greasy fist over the Golden Bucket of Eternal Chicken. This bucket was no mere vessel—it was said to contain the original 11 herbs and secrets of the universe, passed down by the Colonel himself in a flaming drumstick dream.But trouble brewed in the indie heavens.Radiohead, the glitchy titans of emotional dissonance, had grown hungry. Led by the cryptic warlock Thom Yorke, they cast lo-fi spells to steal tenders from Bono’s sacred supply, whispering lyrics like curses: "Everything in its right place… even your chicken.
>>129217669Coldplay wasn't far behind. Chris Martin, wielding his piano like a battering ram, led a band of pastel crusaders to batter the Bucket—literally—with the beat of "Viva La Fried-a." They believed fried chicken was too mainstream for the gods and deserved to be reimagined as kale.Furious, Bono descended from his Zinger chariot and called forth the mighty Waffle Wars of the Side Dishes, summoning coleslaw cyclones and biscuit meteors. The arena? The Flaming Drive-Thru of Olympus, guarded by statues of The Colonel weeping gravy tears.But just as Bono struck Coldplay down with the power of a Double Down, a voice echoed through the steam.Jim Morrison emerged from the mist of deep fryer oil, wearing a flame-broiled crown.
>>129217675"You never saw the signs," he said, licking a suspiciously char-grilled Whopper. "I’ve always been with Burger King."Bono's sunglasses cracked."But Jim," he gasped, "you sang about breaking on through...""Yeah," Jim smirked. "Breaking through to the flame-broiled side."Suddenly, a black van labeled J.S.C. screeched across the clouds—Jewish Section of the CIA. Out stepped agents with gefilte grenades and espionage onions. Jim handed them a thumb drive shaped like a pickle."The Bucket is compromised," he whispered
>>129217682Betrayed, battered, but still crispy at heart, Bono fled to a hidden bunker beneath a shuttered Long John Silver’s, vowing to return one day… with Popcorn Chicken vengeance.The End…?Or is it just the beginning of the Fast Food Pantheon War?
Chappell Roan is set to receive the Harmonizer Award from Heart’s Nancy Wilson at the 2026 Resonator Awards.The Harmonizer Award honors a creator who uses music to leverage social change. The ceremony will take place on January 27th in Los Angeles.
>>129199567shes cute
>>129199567OI LAAA
I WANNA SEE CHAPPELL's ROAN
>>129219231You'll never get that unless you are a voracious black bull
>>129221577>voracious black studFTFY
>>129199567id like to catch her with a right hook
>>129222457i won't allow that fyi
>>129217578>>129217614ACL week1 and Week 2 were both great performances
>>129199567>So it happened AGAIN. We can blame homophobia, we can blame our ex, we can blame the cosmetics industry, we can blame unfair interviewers and lack of media training but the truth is we just weren't good enough
>>129217866Is this being streamed?
>>129211557
>>129211557Who is this
>>129199567Weird this pic makes her look like Miley Cyrus unless I zoom in
>>129199567This nigga typed Chapelle Roan
>>129233321Right, it's spelled, Shappelle Rowe-Ann.
i want to give her a very wet rimjob
>move to LA because of this song>find out there is not actually a club called The Pink Pony ClubGOD DAMN IT
>>129199987>>129211580>>129217095Based
>>129199610>I just hate the messaging.What messaging is that
>>129206858based trivago klopp poster
>>129235171COA
>>129199567Midwest Princess is wonderful and my favorite pop album, but I wish she'd get it together and drop another album. Maybe Dan Nigro is all tied up and can't songwrite with her...
>>129235230Children of The Atom?
>>129235266does she say nigro?
>>129235570Depends on how strong her Missouri programming is
>>129235266Chappell has several songs already written for her next album.
need to see her shit herself in ecstasy while being impaled by an enormous mandingo mamba
>>129237436This
>>129237436why are you pushing this on her? go try it yourself. you don't have to just see, you can touch.
>>129237436this but with a 400lb hog instead
She has a hairy butthole.
>>129199567Look! A potato wearing a shirt!
>>129238025MY potato <3
>>129235171Pro-lesbian propaganda.
i loled when she bragged that men will never inspire her art
her music is pablum and the lesbian lyrics are the only thing that stands out
I wish the world would move on from 80's synth pop pastiche shit already
>>129238499This. In no other period of history would she be embraced. She is the embodiment of American neoliberalism and progressive liberalism.
>>129238499>>129239151>a 2020's artist sings about things 2020'swow brothers, a truly groundbreaking and shocking discovery. hardvard's calling.
waow she's singing about a dyke with green hair, powerful stuff and very "now" makes me feel so seen
japanese bands were singing about bpd girls with green hair 30 years agpo
>>129240058and?
>>129240098idk i just felt like sharing that trivia
>>129240105idk you might drop the bands or something useful
>>129240111check this outhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=9YcXeGggHnE
>>129237755me too
>>129238499>pablum>A form of cereal for infantshmmm cereaaalll
>>129240120cool, are they singing about bpd green hair girls though? can't tell and otherwise I'm NOT taking it
>>1292402131:10 "midori no HAIR"
they're singing about their fangirls so you can assume some degree of mental illness
>>129237755Kayleigh has a *delicious* butthole.
https://youtu.be/KFxCS6FryFU
>>129237718No pushing required, opposites attract.
>>129235171Anon is mad that lesbians aren't attracted to him.
