I am Pickle Rick.

>>129238955
I stopped listening to Justin Bieber when Baby came out cuz one friend bullied me and called me a fag in front of others.
Somebody to Love will alwaye be a banger.

>>129238955
I haven't listened to King Crimson outside of 21st Century Schizoid Man

i think Britney Spears' Lucky is a banger.

>>129238955
I had a kendrick lamar phase

>>129238955
I love One Direction and Big Time Rush with every beat of my heart.
>>129238962
>Somebody to Love will always be a banger.
You're 100% correct. Best song on the album. I still love and will always love Bieber; his recently album, Swag, was genuinely great. Very polished, sophisticated, and thoughtful after a decade of him just dicking around and making an ass of himself in public. I'm glad he's doing better nowadays.

i think that baby goth was actually really good and would have seen some success if she came out in 2017

also i was blasting hit or miss since it dropped way before the meme

I fucking love The Roches and idgaf

For a decade I dismissed an album that I now rate highly because I made wildly incorrect assumptions about what it would be like based solely on the cover art. I am still not immune to this kind of thing.

>>129238955
For me, rap is music

>>129239097
Which album

>>129239124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnhtLtDFoAw

>>129239135
im diggin it ngl

>>129238955
I haven’t gone through more than 75% of the /mu/ essentials chart despite me being on here since 2012

>>129239118
This isn't a sin at all. Most people can't define music anyway.

>>129239147
its genuinely good. its different and inventive, weird but accessible, has plenty of variety through the album and not much else sounds like it.
the problem was it it came out in an era overloaded by dismal indie dreck with """quirky""" covers and I wrongly thought it was going to be like that too.

>>129239180
based on the coolness of album art I suspected it to be compensating for something, but then when it was actually unorthodox I was stoked

>>129238955
>Confess your /mu/ related sins
Okay.
>Pop music is "normie" music but better than some of the music choices of /mu/ (especially Bauhaus-esque subversive satanic music written by a literal who midwit pseudointellectual "avant-garde" band)
>Video game music is better than most
>Had a Playboy Carti phase
>There isnt enough EDM music going around
>Any music that only has a guitar and singer has been utter dogshit
>Jazz is just lobby music

>>129238955
I've jacked off to Charlixcx show footage

>>129238955
Pop music is in the best place it's been since the 90's and a lot of current artists are dropping legitimately good music :)

>>129239308
In 2024 sure but last year sucked

I never left my Death Grips phase

>>129238955
I am sinless

karina and winter had sex out of wedlock

File: crabAACC.jpg (336 KB, 1000x635)

336 KB JPG

i still listen to crabcore. i record my own crabcore songs in my bedroom.

>>129238955
I pre-ordered Morrissey's new album.

>>129238955
i am a zoomer and i have the taste of a silent generation listener

Bump

I only have a handful of full albums I regularly listen to. I mostly listen to mixes of singles made by others, then I listen to the full albums that the best songs come from, and then I make my own mixes of the best songs from those albums and so on. I feel like a fraud in chart threads or on RYM when usually I only really love two or three songs off of an album.

>>129238955
I like Merzbow, Boredoms, Gerogerigegege, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Whitehouse, Nurse with Wound, Einstürzende Neubauten, Brainbombs, Egor Letov, Death in June, Current 93, La Monte Young, Moondog, Lou Harrison, Henry Cowell, Luigi Russolo, Popol Vuh, Fishmans, Jean Jacques Perrey, Les Rallizes Dénudés, Rainbow Caroliner, Taj Mahal Travellers, Fushitsusha, Peter Brötzmann, John Cage, Scott Walker, Unwound, Dead, Frank Zappa, Morton Feldman, Captain Beefheart, Pharoah Sanders, Albert Ayler, Ornette Coleman, Alice Coltrane, Arnold Schoenberg, Pierre Boulez, György Ligeti, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Nang Nang, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282, Nara Leão, Basic Channel, Raymond Scott, Delia Derbyshire, Daphne Oram, Noah Howard, Terry Riley, Peter Sotos, Lula Côrtes e Zé Ramalho, Boyd Rice, Mahmoud Ahmed, Henry Flynt, Kazumoto Endo, David Tudor, Aporea, Half Japanese, Mega Banton, Secret Chiefs 3, Keiji Haino, Ramleh, Otomo Yoshihide, John Zorn, Joe Meek, Robbie Basho, Phil Spector, Faxed Head, Harry Partch, Wesley Willis, Fred Frith, The Residents, Sun Ra, Sun City Girls, Hans Krüsi, Royal Trux, Jandek, Yat-Kha, Loren Mazzacane Connors, Pärson Sound, The Dead C, Comus, Cromagnon, Eliane Radigue, Arthur Doyle, Shizuka, The Red Krayola, Henry Cow, Magma, Opus Avantra, Pan.Thy.Monium., Murmuüre, Ksiezyc, Gong, Cukor Bila Smert', cLOUDDEAD, Muslimgauze and Kaoru Abe

I got vinyl of some albums I really like and hung them up on the wall, never to be played.

I invented the U2 chicken meme by accident.

File: Wai-.png (217 KB, 640x680)

217 KB PNG

>>129238955
I made a joke in some thread years ago about Nightwish. After posting, I remembered the song mentioned was by Evanescance.
I left the thread immediately.

I still think about it.

File: IMG_6397.png (2.84 MB, 2622x1206)

2.84 MB PNG

i used to cheat on my lastfm scrobnels

>>129239264
>There isnt enough EDM music going around
I feel like EDM was at it's peak 2013-2019 and it has fallen off significantly ever since

>>129239658
how bright your synth sections kid if they aint glowin i aint listenin

>>129238955
On the weekend I cancelled all my plans and got shitfaced drunk at home blasting Scooter instead.

File: crabadab.jpg (35 KB, 600x401)

35 KB JPG

>>129244434
my synths are bright asf. saws with aural exciters kinda bright.
https://vocaroo.com/18yDJJ6uUXxV

Some days I get more joy out of collecting CDs and records than I do out of the music itself

>>129238955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PBE_MYOFcw
not only do I like anime music, I find it to be very emotionally moving, especially this song, which is about some up and coming kids facing the world with optimism and whimsy despite their tentative fears and misgivings.
>どんな時も信じているよ
No matter what I'll keep believing
>この世界を自分の夢を
In this world and my dreams
>抑えきれない衝動は始まりの合図だってさ
With an uncontrollable urge, the signal starts
>まだ眠ったままでいる思いを起こそう
My eyes are wide open and my thoughts roused (i.e. conveying excitement, aka "whatever tomorrow rings I'll be there with open arms and open eyes")

>>129244616
that shit don't even rhyme. jap music is so fuckin stupid.

>>129244446
10/10 would run in place again

>>129244631
thx. i'm a one-man-band. all the guitars, bass, synth, vox are me. the drums are programmed tho, cause i'm a shit drummer. currently finishing up my new album. it's like 99% done

>>129244307
In what way?
Having something playing on mute? Skipping at 50% to get more scrobbles faster? Manually adding false scrobbles?

>>129244625
Why does it have to rhyme?

>>129244742
i like when lyrics rhyme.

>>129244754
What, you want applesauce to go on your crackers too?

>>129244774
you want some kisses to go with the plate of rape i'm about to serve up?

The amount of anons I’ve mindbroken is in the double digits

>>129244625
yeah, well, that's why localization exists, to take some raw ass translation and adapt it to another language. I done fucked up the translation, it's actually something like
>with an uncontrollable urge, the signal is the start of our eyes opening and our thoughts being roused
but in the japanese the syllables "rhyme"
>the ending of the first line is "yo"
>second line, "yume wo"
>third line "datte sa"
>fourth line "okosou"
an english localization might be:
>No matter what they say, I'll have faith in everything
>In this big wide world, and especially in my dreams
>I've got this sense the signal will start soon
>and I'm ready to accept my fate
>as my feelings start to come full bloom
>I won't avert my gaze

>>129244797
さ doesn't fit in the pattern

>>129244852
fuckin weeb

>>129244861
Why?

>but in the japanese the syllables "rhyme"
They don't really

>>129244879
ok not every line rhymes but 3/4 ain't bad.

>>129244887
i fail to see what time signatures have to do with this

>>129244887
"yo" and "wo" sure, but "soo" sounds different
Anyway I don't think Japanese really rhymes the same way as English for example

>>129244714
no no, never on mute—
but yes the skipping thing i for sure rememeber having done
wjich other she angians im no longer sure
probably not false scorbol liendg either
maybe too much neurodivergence, idmk

>>129239161
Shut the fuck up tripfaggot

I hate all my peers who make music because I am better than them, I actively reject any social interactions with "musicians"

>>129244944
then record your own music if it's so good, faggot. we're waiting.

>>129244895
that's uh the size of my wrench or somethin'
>>129244905
yo, wo, and sou all rhyme desu. but maybe you're right about it not rhyming in the same way, but I still think they do try to rhyme syllables.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
>kinoko wa tabemashita
>toransu kikimashita
>joushi ga dekita
>minna ga daisuki da

File: FeelVibrations.jpg (216 KB, 1102x758)

216 KB JPG

I almost exclusively listen to music from between roughly 1950 to 1975, only making exceptions for bands heavily indebted to music from that period

And I'm not a boomer, I'm 33

>>129244963
lmao you probably don't even know about Fast Freddy & The Crooners

>>129244970
I'll have you know I own their complete discography

>>129244986
impossible. most of the songs they recorded with Larry Letterman were unreleased. you'd have to be in the cassette-trading scene in the early 90s to get ahold of those tracks.

>>129244993
>Discography is the study and cataloging of published sound recordings

>>129238955
making justin bieber=bad memes unironically while listening to his music and I actively insulted him but still tried to do swag selfies in front of the mirror.
making drake jokes in kendrick spaces and vice versa
listening to mostly mainstream music outside of my own country because i got addicted to their aura and clout of achieving global status
basically i am a failed normie that maybe should be gatekept

>>129244412
>T levels fell drastically since 2019
>EDM declined in popularity
Seems about right. Everyone now just wants their "cozy, chill, lo-fi" beats with Korean or Japanese song lyrics they can't even understand.
Oh and another /mu/ sin:
>Lo-fi will remain the most overrated and performative genre bar none
Nothing will reach this.

i unironically enjoy vaporwave (when it's done well)

>>129238955
I used to be an Enya fan. But I got over it.

I sniffed Nellie McKay's panties on two separate occasions.

>>129238955
i don't play an instrument or know anything about music. i am a completely passive consoomer of sound

File: IMG_3972.jpg (88 KB, 750x789)

88 KB JPG

i masturbate to the idea of john lennon and paul mccartney spitroasting me and double penetrating me

>>129250064
you dog
this calls for greentexts

>>129250172

First time I was dropping her off at the airport. She ran in to get her ticket printed and I parked in the structure. When I took her luggage out I saw no one was around so I opened up her big luggage first. At the top was a pair of black satin panties. I inhaled the gusset. It was slightly damp and had a deep wonderful musk. She probably changed her panties before I picked her up. I gave them another deep whiff and licked the gusset before putting them back and trying to act normal.

Second time I was in the green room after a performance. She was outside signing albums and I sneaked in. I found a small luggage bag and digged in. Near the top was a pair of pink Hanes Her Way cotton panties. I gave the gusset a good whiff. They had a good smell but not very strong.

>>129250274
......on second thought.......

>>129250274
criminal freak

>>129250330
What?

>>129244963
can't even imagine how much of a boring, limp wristed faggot you must be

File: 1727820255202519.gif (2.63 MB, 368x366)

2.63 MB GIF

>>129238955
I don’t like rap but I recently got a wage slave job and work with a bunch of 18-22 year olds and this one 19 year old girl who has been talking to me a lot just listens to rap mumble shit so I’ve been trying to get into it so I can relate to her more even tho it sounds like shit

>>129244963
Based. 95% of the stuff I listen to myself is 1950-1985. I'm 24.

>>129250425
I know what I like, what else can I say

>>129250541
Zased

>>129244963
What's some good music from the 1950s? Shit sounds too ancient. Music only starts getting interesting with the liverpool boy band

>>129250425
yeah imagine all that tranny breakcore he's missing out on

File: The_Name_of_This_Band_Is_(...).jpg (32 KB, 302x300)

32 KB JPG

>>129238955
It's been years since I've listened to their studio albums I just listen to Stop Making Sense and The name of this band is Talking Heads

I still rock out to Hed PE on occasion

>>129250903
fingers crossed rhino do a big fuck off box set with a bunch of 80/81 shows after they're done with the FOM and RIL reissues

>>129250869
My favourite styles from the 50's are rockabilly, country, and Chicago blues, but they probably won't do anything for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtcVvWRvrIU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ri7TcukAJ8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lCgicPdsxxg

>>129239636
same

>>129251043
>howlin’ wolf
holy based

>>129248690
any kind of derivative music is vaporwave to me, vaporwave is huge and has been here since tape collage, i love vaporwave

>>129239012
I don't listen to King Crimson at all because LastFm isn't legally allowed to show photos of them so I don't want my profile to have missing artist photos on it lol.

>>129239159
Good on you, collective /mu/ has bad taste

>>129238955
I like Boney M. and Dschinghis Khan (before the lead members died and the bands became shit reimaginings)

The most I can say about music is "I like this" or "I don't like this". I don't understand how people can write long reviews of an album.
Maybe I'm just retarded.

>>129254985
Dangerously based. Continental Euros just did disco better. Also for me, it's Cerrone

>>129255236
At least you're better than Christgau who can't even say that much

>>129255236
the new fantano

>I really like Blur but I've only heard the britpop era and S/T
Also seriously does anyone on /mu/ not like Blur? Anytime Blur is mentioned on here it gets shat on almost every time
>it took me 7 years after getting into Metallica to finally enjoy Megadeth
>I put abrasive shit on around normie friends because I don't care, they will listen to my music
>320kbps mp3s are enough for me

>>129255400
At least he can fill a 10 minute video talking about an album.

GTA5's radio stations have been the biggest influence on my music taste.

About a decade ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.

>>129255259
A simple *dud* bomb speaks a thousand words.

>>129255505
For me it was the Guitar Hero and Rock Band games back in the day

File: 1754555953752891.jpg (58 KB, 500x370)

58 KB JPG

>I recently scratched one of my favourite records with my fingernail when I was putting it back in its sleeve
>I had a Weezer phase
>I only stopped dismissing electronic music because of video game soundtracks
>I once relied mostly on Fantano to find music
>I don't practice playing and keep making excuses when it's up to me to motivate myself and have some discipline

>>129238955
I've only ever actually bought 4 albums in my life
and just for all, the black album, st anger I bought physical all at once then like 6 or 7 years later I bought pray for villains by devildriver

File: 1768634898772117.jpg (211 KB, 1075x941)

211 KB JPG

>>129238955
>I've had very lewd thoughts about Björk, and I worry that I may wind up becoming Ricardo-level obsessed with her some day.
>The only /mu/-core albums I've listened to in full are The Money Store and In the Court of the Crimson King.
>I still listen to and enjoy both electro swing and dubstep.
>I've had the "famous musician" dream more than a few times despite neither being able to play an instrument nor sing.
>>129255505
Grand Theft Auto, Need For Speed, Fallout and BioShock are responsible for about 90% of my taste in music.

>>129238955
I listen to 50% of the music I consume through laptop speakers. Forgive me father for I have sinned.

>>129254985
At least Boney had the audacity to keep the 3 girls in.
But DK on the other hand, The Khan himself dies of gay AIDS, Murderface refuses to even acknowledge he was in the band, Baldie dies of cancer after the reunion, Knight Rider leaves, makes his own band and sends the original manager to court and the final blow was the 2 girls leaving, causing all 6 to be replaced.

>>129256824
Electro swing is cool and I'm tired of pretending it was not.

>>129256280
>I had a Weezer phase
It's okay, my Weezer/Green Day/etc. phase lasted way longer than it should have.

>>129239076
The bratty tone in that song fires my fucking neurons into horny overdrive

Alice Glass dived into the crowd and landed on me in 2007 and I did not grope

>>129244307
>>129244714
>>129244918
If you have over 5000 artists on your lastfm library chances are that you wouldn't be able to name or remember 1000 of them

>>129259010
no, i would absolutely be anle to remember all of them when looking at the scrobnles

>>129238955
I am a literally old man at 46 and got into a serious phase of indie girl music, I am serious I would listen to Men I Trust, Clairo, Kate Bollinger, The Marias, Jay Som, Beabadoobee, She & Him (more nostalgia really), Pinkpantheress pretty much all day. Occasionally some Kali Uchis and Japanese Breakfast. Seriously all day for over a year.

I am not gay but maybe its some regret over being old and married so long and want to make love with a new cutie but I think its just the sounds of these women make me feel warm and cozy in a hard time in my life. Maybe a bit sexy.

>>129259015
that's cheating

>>129259026no it is not

File: 1745702749210.jpg (380 KB, 1500x1500)

380 KB JPG

I unironically think picrel is better than OK Computer. The only thing that might save me is Thom prefers their version of Airbag.

>>129238955
I listen to cringe lesbian riot grrrl bands as a straight man.

>>129238955
>don't care for Death Grips
>don't care for shoegaze
>don't care for IDM (Aphex, BoC, etc.)
>thought Burzum was wank trash even before I learned Varg is a degenerate retard
these were all probably bigger sins 10-15 years ago, but I'm almost 30.

>>129257526
I’m sorry, but Siegel was sent to court?

>>129238955
The cover art for Strawberry Switchblade's self titled album makes me insanely horny and erect and I wish I could become tiny and dive right into the left girl's cleavage like Scrooge with his coin pool. I have never even listened to that album btw.

>>129244297
haha you got the bands mixed up hahaha you FOOL

I listen to ppcocaine unironically

>>129259030
Poser

>>129244297
I did the same thing but I mixed up Whitesnake and Scorpions.
Also I think it was about a month ago.

>>129258661
Very based.

>>129240514
Based

>>129259102
drop recs

Horrorcore Tyler the Creator is infinitely better than anything he made after. Same with Earl Sweatshirt.

i have zero understanding of music theory but genuinely enjoy free jazz and think the erratic honking is funny

>>129238955
bump

>>129238955
I haven't released music in years and I deleted all my old stuff from the Internet

File: notmusic.jpg (14 KB, 400x400)

14 KB JPG

>>129239161
>This isn't a sin at all. Most people can't define music anyway.
retard

>>129266591
It’s for the best

File: Scenes.png (3.97 MB, 1899x3022)

3.97 MB PNG

>>129239658
crabcore is not a genre, its just emo metalcore

>>129250149
im better looking than both and play better than both i hope you aint gay

>>129239161
least retarded tripfag

>>129238955
I never cared for Sonic Youth, they're so goddamn boring.

>>129260965 if i can remember how to remember something then i remember that thing, simple

>>129259021
Anon, you’re holding up the confessional for anons with real sins. Now go in peace.

>>129238955
I defended Friday by Rebecca Black ironically when it came out. It should have been unironically.

My captcha success rate is below the Mendoza line

>>129266613
>its just emo metalcore
that would be Saosin or A Skylit Drive

>>129257526
You forgot the part where Murderface makes up lies that The Khan was in a torrid affair with Freddie Mercury.

>>129238955
bump

>>129238955
bump

those two talk talk records are boring and overrated

>>129238955
I don’t separate that art from the artist

File: 1761836394527842.png (170 KB, 639x345)

170 KB PNG

I only use Spotify occasionally just to broadcast to people on Discord my music tastes.

>>129250869
https://www.discogs.com/release/2150018-Various-Rockin-Bones-1950s-Punk-Rockabilly
https://www.discogs.com/master/2208196-Various-Loud-Fast-Out-Of-Control-The-Wild-Sounds-Of-50s-Rock

Sharon was not the sole villain in the Osbourne camp. Ozzy went along with it and condoned all the shady shit she did. He even instigated some of it himself.
This makes chuds and incels sad because they want to believe only women do bad stuff. They want to believe Ozzy was some hapless, unhappy, zoned out puppet. But the truth is Sharon and Ozzy matched because they are both rotten people. Ozzy was a cynical businessman himself and Sharon helped make him rich in the 80s with all the publicity stunts during the Satanic Panic. Then when he died he and Sharon had suddenly become friends with Piers Morgan. Make that make sense.

File: 1321773133158.png (12 KB, 450x450)

12 KB PNG

>>129277372
Baroque killed art. It's been a pose-fest and dick measuring contest ever since. The very first offender was Michelangelo. Notable exceptions are: Beethoven, Mahler and Leonard Cohen. Art has been dead for centuries now.
>>129238955
I like techno, it gives me a boner.

>>129278683
Its been a while since I read Weird Scenes Inside the Canyon but I can not recall anything about Black Sabbath or Ozzy in it. Which is odd. There just has to be a connection there. I think Ozzy recalled in his autobiography how it was the CIA that supplied Black Sabbath with coke during the recording of Volume 4.

>>129278683
If Marilyn Manson turns up at your funeral you were not a good guy.
>but come on Ozzy was not supposed to be a good guy he was the fokking prince of fokking darkness duuuuuude all that crazy shit he did was just metal as fooookkkkk duuuuuude
Spousal abuse and animal cruelty is not metal.

>>129278725
Wow. Bet you feel super speshul about being so snarky, ironic and relativistic on the internetz.
Relativism is my arch nemesis.

>>129278745
They also rented John du Ponts LA mansion while writing and recording Volume 4.

File: fela.jpg (29 KB, 400x396)

29 KB JPG

>>129239264
jazz filtered me for years and i only got into it after listening to Fela Kuti, which isnt even really jazz
it's one of those genres that's better live

>>129272850
Source?