5.2 / 10 editionFAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iLOld: >>129233585
jute gyte mogs
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129244826lol
>>129244841all 3 of them are trans and have horny arses
early threadclean it up mods
BLASTING
NSBM will always reign supreme.
>>129244892Correct.
I had a 4 way with the 3 metal jannies during the sizzling seductive summer of '97
>>129244853>>129244841What was the post
>>129244907Jannies immaculate bussard
>>129244911I just roke up
>>129244911Way ahead of you, bud.
>>129244826mogged by kirk sub edition
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
The gang's all here it seems.
>>129244920You'll never be ahead of anyone, brown
Cremation Ghats I & IIMeditation is the Practice of Death
>>129244876>Original EP "Blood of Heroes" was to be dedicated to Timothy McVeigh who is a true hero of America for me.>Releasing of EP coincided with the 11th of September so I had to change this dedication.Good ol' Rob.
>>129244933pull up a chair buddy
I gave Varg AIDSMy name?...Furtanic Yiffmaster
>>129244961>>129244967
>>129244876Looks like rap
>>129244972You look like rap you fucking guy.
>>129244946Ladies and fags first.
>>129244876
>>129244969He's getting ash in his beer
>>129245004Based Wolves in the Throne Room enjoyer..>>129245003Death's worst album.
>>129245017>Death's worst album.First time listening to it
>>129245028Holy fucking newfag.
>>129245030Not really, I've just ignored later Death because of the prog tag
I never listened to Death
>>129245017>Death's worst albumthat would be SoP., the gayest album ever made
>>129245049Listen to the demos.
>>129245033I mean none of them are bad but dude I had listened to their entire discography by age like 18.>>129245049Get out.>>129245050Nah it's defo either Symbolic or Individual Thought Patterns.
>>129245049listen to scream bloody gore and leprosy and then you can forget they ever existed
>>129245062Correct.
>>129245051They are good yuh. Human will always be my favourite however, followed by Spiritual Healing and Leprosy.
>>129245049I'm a newfag too!
>>129245049Same, never will
Any fans of Om?
Going to hire a sign language interpreter for my live shows as a way to be more inclusive
>>129245105Probably cheaper to hand out pamphlets with the lyrics.
>>129245114Looks cooler to have someone screaming and signing the lyrics while wearing some epic leather jacket with spikes and shit
>>129245094Yeah but sometimes the Cisneros vocals are just goofy. Instrumentals are dope enough
>>129245049Chuck Schuldiner was a homosexual and died of AIDS.
>>129245017They got a lot undue hate for being pretentious and for being an early hipster black metal buzz band. I think the ambient album is trash and Diadem of 12 Stars has bad songwriting but everything else is good. Especially if you look at the trendy """black metal"""" bands being promoted today
Ted Nugent
>>129245210But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
>>129245212>I think the ambient album is trash and Diadem of 12 Stars has bad songwritingI disagree with you completely.
>>129245222Just go listen to Klaus Schulze or Tangerine Dream if you want that sound instead of a boring rehash of it.
Death metal
>>129245221Correct.
we prefer black metal here
>>129245094I like them.
>>129245259I'm a big fan. I've seen them live twice. Got insanely high+drunk on both occasions. Fun times.
>>129245281This would make an epic autism graphic tee
>>129245281>Cthulhu bullshitYeah, I gotta listen.
>>129245323>I've seen them live twice.Saw them in '12 and '14.
>>129244876That time.
>>129234287>>129234287>>129234287
>>129245637Correct.
>>129244876Very based.
>>129245631Quest Master
Anthrax new album 2026
Sleep Token Skrillex Remix
Yep that one's getting my Grammy vote
>>129245281Is this band more than DUDE COSMIC HORROR LMAO?
>>129246052Best of the big four
>>129244951Good tunes. Thebes on a home stereo rules.
https://youtu.be/1NqjfUzdACY
>>129245049Crazy if true but you're not missing THAT much. I was a little sad when I revisited SBG and it wasn't quite as cool as I remembered. >>129245051Yep listen to the Mutilation demo at least. The demo quality obscures shit just a little, and I think the songs are slightly slower than on Scream Bloody Gore. Makes it much more creepy.
>>129246089That's clearly underwater
>>129246116Why's he so angry
SEARCHING FOR YOUR SOULNOWHERE TO BE FOUND
Society if Chuck wasn't progtarded
I dont think its fair to entirely blame Chuck for the progwankery in tech death. If he didn't troon out someone else would, all genres naturally decline over time as the original talent goes away.
>>129246189Looks gay
>>129246157Jack Owen is chill
>>129246132I love graveland, imo one of the most consistently good black metal bands, but this album and Spears of Heaven are his worst albums.
>>129245358I saw em in 2014 and 2022.Getting really stoned and listening to "At Giza" is a transcendental experience btw https://youtu.be/zYDfFCt2C_w
>>129246213I doubt it. It never is.
Fatherland new album 2026. This is the year. I feel it
>>129246207Nah his worst are the shit black metal albums with the drummer who couldn't play
Get noided metalfags
>>129246259I already am, I seen the footage
>>129246269Are you black and do you wear a Revenge t-shirt?
>>129246272
Ozzy Osbourne
>>129246318The 'Ozzman cometh.
>>129246202He wasn't even the first to do tech-death or even prog-death (Atheist, etc.) but he and his gift for riffs (not always weaving them together well) were key in making progdeath/deathprog cool, particularly to heavy metal and prog rock people.>>129246203good point, fixed it
>>129246340I didn't say he was the first to do tech-death, I said he was the first to make tech death lame. But if not him, someone else would make tech death lame, so it's not fair to blame it on Chuck
>>129246366Yeah fair enough. I don't know if music or other culture/ideas are deterministic, but you can look back and see how the good and bad ideas alike were bound to reach their conclusions. (Like of course the Liege of Inveracity breakdown was going to create a subgenre.) And so it was only a matter of who, where, and when that death metal's frequent progressive impulses would branch into a sanded-down version.Though who did more damage to technical death metal, Chuck or Muhammed?
>>129245105nice
What the hell I thought Kerry was supposed to be short?
>cosmic black metal>it's just atmo black metal but with extra stepsWhy not just call it ABM then? It's already a wide genre https://youtu.be/1fGoONSmr4I"Lazer Throne" is such a shit name though I must say
>>129246555Meme genre tags sell to tourists seeking a novelty.
>>129246555Cosmic black metal? Listening!
Any other great artists trapped in shitty bands?
>>129246620Dave Mustaine
>>129246620Kevin Moore back when he was in Dream Theater
>>129244876>muh wintermoonbmcels are so cringe
>>129245033Even Human? Or was that your stopping point? I'll admit I never listened to ITP, Symbolic and SoP beyond the big hits for years, but Human I've always loved.
>>129245637The most Punk shit I heard from them.
>>129244876https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re6G94vm_n4
>>129246835this looks cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w4t6sKMvyEHEXAGON RIDERSDOOM PATROLRIDING STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOULHOOVES CRUSHING YOUR HEADI CAN'T HELP BUT THINK OF YOU DEAD
>>129246835I was waiting several minutes for the metal to start before I realized this is just ambientFuck you
you have to kiss a glizzy til it mustards and in exchange your favorite band will release a 10/10 banger in the next 5 years if its disbanded/all ded then some kind of demos or unreleased material gets released thats 10/10ye or nay?
Has anyone ever said something negative about Pete Sandoval or is he a wholesome chungus fella?
>>129246835I listen to Hiemal when studying. Based.
>>129247354women's studies I suppose
>>129244876https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiMVctJWHzU
>Luv me Sabbath>Luv me Motorhead>Luv me Maiden>Luv me Venom>ate that fruitcake Halford n his band of buggerers>simple as
>>129248043I think it's time to get the discographies of all those bands you mentionedhttps://youtu.be/FM2WB0AyAjAthis slaps
>>129248043maiden suKKKs
>>129248145OI!m8 I don't think you got a loicense for that rubbish you just said
>>129248145Only from Seventh Son onwards. Though I will say people overrate Dickinson.
>>129248207Better 'n fairy boy Halford
>>129248207>seventh dick in the seventh son
>>129248043>>129248255imagine not liking the best metal band and one of the best singers to ever walk the Earthfaggot
>>129248273Faggot? Never heard of that band. You mean Judas Priest?
>>129248273Faggot is that falsetto
Jokes aside, Priest's output from 76-80 absolutely clears 80s Maiden.
immolation is a complete meme band
>>129248330nope.can't do it,not with that falsetto
poser
>>129244876>Mastodon, Greek :O>>129246161PINPOINT YOUR SOULI'LL SWALLOW ITWHAT WILL BE LEFT BEHIND?NOTHING BUT A BODY COLDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehJH0BKmYo8
>>129246318ia, ia! Ozzthulu f'taghn!
>>129246620Wes Borla‒ wait, never mind
>>129248263That thing you did there? Best believe I see it
>>129248043sadly, by the time I clicked on this ad, the video it pointed to had been deleted
>>129248754Yeah you're right, Limp Bizkit is amazing
>>129248783Metal has a history of gaybashing.It's more metal to hate queers than to support them
Do you consider Metalcore, Deathcore and Grindcore as metal?
>>129248806yes yes and yesmajority of black metal on the other hand...
>>129248822But the metal archives say otherwisehttps://www.metal-archives.com/content/rules
>>129248822it's just Devilcore
>coreuhhhhh yikes sweaty....
>>129248806not metal
>>129248794Correct.
>>129248806yes but grindcore has a lot of hardcore/punk influence which is not metal. Suicide Silence is heavy as fuck when you're young, but when you get older breakdowns aren't that amazing. Still heavy, but you need something more
>>129245727One of his albums was listed as synthwave on bandcamp and ever since seeing that his music has sounded lazier and soulless. Ds is better when it’s made with keyboards instead of daws
okmetal to stop being such a simp creep?
>>129249102power metalyou'll want to suck dick instead I hear
>>129244876>BLAST
>>129249316most mentally stable The Chasm fan
>>129249316Chicongo
>>129249139lol
>>129245298Could you give me a rec where to start with this band?
>>129249316>A CPD report described Ramirez’s tattoos as including images of a dead Jesus and a dead Virgin Mary, two skeletons in a coffin, “girl kissing Dia de los Muertos man on neck,” a pentagram on his hand, a Pink Floyd logo, and a depiction of a dissected woman on his lower left arm.Based?https://cwbchicago.com/2026/01/nearly-fatal-cta-attack-case-ends-with-no-prison-time-for-assailant.html
>>129249554cringe
>>129249316/ourguys/
>>129249554Tattoos are never based.I have 3 younger sisters, of which 2 have tats. They've learned not to ask my opinion on any new stains they obtain.
>>129249528The first album.
>>129249931Getting a tattoo just to have one is pretty stupid but they can be cool.
janny has my initials tattooed on her butt because i own it
>>129249316so this is what the /metal/ guys looks like?
I'm glad that in the end I didn't get any tattoos, 90% of the shit I thought up would've been embarrassing nu-male shit, holy cringe. That, plus every normalfaggot has at least one so I could not be an "outsider" anymore with them...
>>129249988Didn't realize Frank posted on /shreddit/
>>129250168I want to get some to cover up my emo scars.
>>129250171Creepy schizophrenic post
>>129250205Correct.
>>129249931Any of them fit?
>>129243500:3
downloading some kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0RM661IUKQ
>>129244876New Megadeth.
>>129250289absolutely embarrassing cover, reminds me of the fedora neckbeards>ADULT MEN HAVE CLASS
>>129245049same
look an instagram meme
>>129250480Memes? On my Instagram? It's more likely than you think
>>129250480Not a meme
>>129244876https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsLsA6tgwzI&pp=ygUVS2Fuc29qZW4gSMOkdml0dMOkasOk
Only clicking on Nazi ads to optimize my algorithm. Studying the enemy so to speak
>>129250480They say Instagram turned edgy Nazi and nobody deletes them.
Can black people be into metal?
>>129250509>>129250527it's true
>>129250547No.
>>129250604then why are you here
Can latino people be into metal?
>>129250656?
>>129250657They keep metal alive
>>129250547seems like not
>>129250379Not metal
>>129250480HEIL
>>129250684as expected
>>129250955You're weird
>>129250480>Abbath as meme again
>>129250976
>>129251018No you don't, you wash it off in the sink
Any Minneapolisomalian Metal recommendations?
>>129250735not intelligent
>>129251284can you stop?
Best Russia metal?
>>129251284Weird freak
>>129250657Only NSBM apparently.
>>129250379
hellhammer sucksceltic frost sucks
>>129250480So true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xq5QzNG-m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McdDylPljUs&sttick=0
The Internet and its consequences have been a disaster for Metal.
>>129251892>>129251908xD
ride the lightning is kino
>>129251936>acoustic guitarsnot metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBV8_0BqIw8&pp=ygUScmlkZSB0aGUgbGlnaHRuaW5n
>>129251936>ride the lightning>>129251947>not metal.you are welcome
KINO
why here?>>129219366 trad general is here
boring general since hec left t b h
>>129252016we dont like this boomer shit, only black is real.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pa-gruFS1Q
>129252025>hec left t b hDidn't read that... No
>>129252025Correct, he was the counter-balance to all the diaper tourism
>>129252043Correct. Ever since he left I stopped bothering with this place, there's only midwits left.
>>129252066shut up
>>129251908Metal was never to be taken too seriously in the first place. Look at Venom for example. Mayhem and Euronymous knew Venom were tounge in cheek, and still pretended to take them serious as an 'in joke'.
>>129252066Yet you are here now.
>>129252066>>129252077double dubs
>>129252134I take metal seriously. It gives meaning to my life.
>>129244826>>129250289It’s just an 8/10 album
>>129252161Sure, it is one of the things that makes life worth living in this shitty world full of morons. At the same time, there is a whole 'WWE' style culture around it. Even metalheads wouldn't take it that serious, as there's complex real life issues that can't be solved by just 'listening to metal'.
>>129252172*5/10
>>129252172>>1292522327.6
>>129252134Shut up, zoomer.
New Megashit was an absolute diaper diasaster. I expected it to suck, and it did. That "Let there be shred" song was mindblowingly bad. Cringe lyrics even by Dave Mustardstains low standards
The besthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0D5tZ9yX50&
>rap artist's son>Damn I'm so based fucking whores and driving big cars>country western star's son>Damn tootin I love drinking and shooting guns while kicking my wife>metal retard's son>see picMeturd uncs can't stop taking Ls
>>129252315I haven't even listened to it. No desire to either. All these boomers and shills hate on AI, cause AI is superior :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBXdMbszXWA
>>129252359Worse than even Muttstaine
>>129252358>This is really important to me right now. You just came here to tell us you're a no life loser then?
>>129252371Thanks! :)
>SERBIAN AI METAL IS GOOD AND NOT A COMPLETE JOKE
>>129252410Well, I do alot of 80s hair metal, so of course my songs are tounge in cheek, but also raise a serious point, bit like Venom 'Don't Burn The Witch'. If you want a better humanity, good music advocating for a better humanity can help! LABRADOR BEAST!!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QTSzwvKnzg
>>129252358
DJ DOGMUNCHER \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SveTv0bgq0E
>>129252134>pretended
>>129252546Euronymous let a degenerate murderer into his apartment in the first place. He had no idea he would die that night by his hands, or else he wouldn't have let him in. Euronymous wasn't the aggressor, nor did he plan to do anything to Kristian long term. Do you not think that's common sense? Kristian got annoyed, cause Euronymous was bad with money. That's the facts at the end of the day. Money money money...
>>129251948this ... sounds so soulless.
>>129252358It makes even more sense now
PUT IT ON A LEASH! I hate women with dogs and also dogs in general lol:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/A80ASXLGKLk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_aa5BeK270&
>>129252681The zoomers liked this one
>>129252624fuck are you talking about
>>129252754Re-read it or ask a friend if you don't understand. Are you special needs or something?
How we liking the new Këkht Aräkh
>>129244826AARON TURNER (ISIS, SUMAC, OLD MAN GLOOM) Designs An Anti-ICE Shirt With Proceeds Going To Impacted Minneapolis Families
VENOM INVENTED BLACK METAL!! \\\m///https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iaFQTejTDI
Venom? shit
>>129252808No U shit.
THE EPSTEIN FILES IN A BRIEFCASE, LOCKED BEHIND A POLISHED DOOR! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBXdMbszXWA
>>129252358>linkin park>metal
>>129252477Learn to spell.
>>129252978My spelling is always perfect dawg. Can you even talk english? WOOF WOOF! xD
Is it Friday?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNNld6x6QUc \\m//
>>129253019Absolutely decimated that dog nutter holy shit!
>>129253023Nope :) Here anyways though :D
>>129253048Yeah, fuck the dog nutters! :) \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0GEdjsQtcQ
BAD NATURED BEASTS! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXCe9UdA214
>>129252025Preferable to annoying or toxic
If you're not paying you are the product
>>129253159boring is never good in a social context.
Time to save this pathetic shitheap, HAILS TO ADAM!!www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCA39N_04do
>>129253178Thank you for your low IQ reading comprehension take
>>129253165100%. I notice the 'plugin' discussion has gone from here latel.WE SAW THE FUTURE!! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5LctY4WXXw
>>129244876https://youtu.be/dDa6vzJeDu8?si=V-60miWdcjTAZMTD
*Lately. I can't fucking spell lol
>>129253195no one is motivated to bother finding 1 star with 4 spikes to talk to your boring autistic ass, understand?
>>129253165where is your pass bro??
>>129253227You only speak for yourself, thanks for another Low IQ post
hes pretty cute, no homo
>>129253272Good evening Matthew
SANTA HATES DOGS! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhlYIFgpStQ
>>129253280He's gay, so you're in with a chance. Just need to separate him from his husband.
CYBER HOUNDS FROM HELL! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v2pGeFZwhg
You're getting all 3 versions unless I get banned :) \\m// IDGAF!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkhFP7F3PDE
Last and best version! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFr70c2IF5A
>>129253326>>129253359>>129253393Why are you spamming your YouTube channel here?
>>129253471You should be banned here for repeated rule violations
Oh wait! I was mistaken! Fuck all mutts on the beach. They don't belong there dog nutters. BAN THEM ALL! \\m//https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMdImqiTmXw
>>129250480Why does it look like he wants to twerk?
>>129246683he tried to leave everything behind completely and became a psychiatrist
entombed - left hand path shits all over dismember - like an everflowing stream(i enjoy both tho)
>>129253697Carnage - Dark Recollections shits all over both.
BUMP!!! \\m//
Heil Vikernes
Don't look at the post count, just tell us what's on your mind. Get it off your chest
>>129254239https://voca.ro/1hxDrfHbp4Qs
>>129253884
>>129254239>tell us what's on your mindI wanna stop overthinking about some dumb shit. Any metal for this feel?
>>129254285Enmity
>>129254271Didn't listen
Bamp
>>129254271real quick man : your thoughts on funeral doom
>>129254295Better than trad because of the vocals
>>129254271can you sing megadeth song
>>129254289>Themes: Gore, Rape, Insanity, Anti-ChristianityFucking based, what song should I listen to
>>129254295https://voca.ro/1gpRaAve4hkV
Neu >>129254331
>>129254311https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tS1opFnLNYU
>>129254397why did this got popular? thats pretty generic slam
>>129254440Take me to the reality where that is generic and counts as slam
>>129254519it is both, you havent heard enough music bro. it only gets better from herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToNQYVsvxEw
>>129254397pure slop
