Metal diet editionFAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iLOld: >>129261516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyIGqFSpKqcVampyric meloblack reigns supreme.
>>129268654>tranime>gay fag """metal"""every time
Heavy Mod
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN7-DmTtNdM>those cymbals
Finally, Bangs soda.
as a consequence of too much chuddeism /metal/ was left in ashes I just have to tell you guys
>>129268728It's spelled "Barq's" actually but common mistake.
BLASTING?
I just can't get into Meshuggah. All their songs sound the same
>>129268796/meal/ shall rise again!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkjyh9OSCRg
>>129268796It's more because of threadsplitting
>>129268966Hey bitch shut up
>>129268677I picture a Cheetos devouring mod
>>129269075Incorrect.
>>129268880https://youtu.be/6VrHJ1NoIy0
>>129269075the trading one? yeah I remember seeing an angry poster saying he was leaving for there because everyone here sucked or something like that
Mgła from Temu has decided to pivot and do the worst thing everhttps://youtu.be/LUt9A1BzIoU
>>129268880First time I've seen Thy Light posted in a while. Still surprised they're still going with that 2021 release I never realised came out.
>>129269075>It's more because of threadsplittingIt's more because of the reason the threadsplitting happened in the first place.
>>129269314I discovered them a few months ago while listening to some metal on youtubebut only now did I think of giving them a proper listen
Gem alert!!!
>>129269338>but only now did I think of giving them a proper listenThey can be quite corny sounding, that album in particular lays on the cheesy keyboards thick sometimes. The release before it isn't much better.Funnily enough the 2021 release is way more polished and cohesive, but does have a less unique sound as a result. Ends up a bit more atmospheric than depressive.Either way if you like that album, you'll probably like the others, assuming you didn't try them already.
>>129269321Linus
>>129269355thanks I hadn't asked for recs of this kind of black metal anymore since I see it’s not posted muchand I think I like those keys and that atmo like that btw> assuming you didn't try them already.I haven't listened to them yet... I’m slow in that regard and it might take me a few more months but i’ll probably get around to listening to them all
>>129268880
>>129269499>thanks I hadn't asked for recs of this kind of black metal anymore since I see it’s not posted muchI don't post much nowadays but I usually have plenty of atmo/sadfag as one of the resident soimetal enjoyers.>and I think I like those keys and that atmo like that btwThen that's fair. The debut may suit you more, but hopefully you like both.>I’m slow in that regard and it might take me a few more monthsI'm the same so I get it.
>>129269585https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQwx1EolD8
BLASTING
>>129269309>Mgla from TemuThat's Groza and they are somehow even more boring than Uada
Trhä is actually good, why didnt you guys tell me? fucking contrarians s m h
>>129269566not sure but I think I probably got some recs from you in the past then so thankss I suppose
>>129269618truck just arrived
>>129268880this song is on par with the best MegaDave songs and I'm tired of contrarians saying it's nothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF625u8Wknk
>>129269625bruh when does the song starthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzqC6zvesBo
>>129269714>metalfag has no attention spanas usual from /shreddit/
>>129268894i'm with you Anon. the only 21st century metal bands that aren't boring noodle shit are Gojira and Tarja-era Nightwish.
>>129269729Ah also, First Fragment and Jute Gyte.
>>129268894Try their earlier stuff, mainly the None EP and Destroy, Erase, Improve. Back then they actually wrote songs.
We hate riffs here.
>>129269683Yeah
>>129268880>BLAST
Trhä is for faggots, we prefer Jute Gyte here
Is there a more boring metal album than Slaughtersun?
Very sad Hecbaiting
>>129269854especially since Hec likes Trhä.
>>129269853It's good, but tighter songs would make it great. Nearly every melody is played four times in a row, sometimes six or eight.
>>129269873I thought the melodies were good but then I heard Jute Gyte.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QQJJ5FpdQE
>>129269891Thank you reddit sister
>>129269843JG is just as gay.
>>129269923Was that there before the email about Adam's #1 fan, or after?
>>129268721they are cool
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
buncha plebs ITT
if you like Megadeth, stream the album (on places other than youtube) to help beat Morgan Wallen and put thrash metal at top spot of the charts!https://www.hitsdailydouble.com/news/charts/morgan-megadeth-midweek-2026-01-27>With Morgadeth, could we have another tight battle for the pinnacle of the HITS Top 50 on our hands?>Big Loud/Mercury/Republic’s Morgan Wallen is eyeing a return to #1 with I’m the Problem. That would make it 14 nonconsecutive weeks atop the chart for the 2025 blockbuster. But Morgan has a metal monster on his tail.>That would be Megadeth, which, 17 albums into its discography, has finally released a self-titled LP (via Nuclear Blast); the band will have the week’s top bow and could conceivably take the top spot. >How will this tussle for #1 shake out? Don't touch that dial.
>>129270078I do not care.
>>129270078no one likes modern megacringe
>>129270078everyone likes modern megakino
be aussiemake the best metalcoreshimple ashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_RWzQuZwhA
>>129270105
JUTE GYTEUTEGYTE
>>129270016Based
>>129270175>juytesounds jew>gytesounds jew
I hate Jute Gyte
>>129270159Finally some good muzakhttps://youtu.be/OPVpaDhYWd4?si=32iMXS4_Q-4Ztyoe&t=148
I fucking love Jute Gyte, the best metal project of ALL TIMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTTCXRlC_Rg
Rate my song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfKWkZC0w00
>>129268796Still up on my wifi
>>129268880I liked First Fragment before it was cool.
>>129270273It's still not cool.
>>129270278post hands
>>129270291
>>129270310Holy shit an actual nazi
>>129270278Good then, it's not for plebs.
>>129270291Here is my molten hands.
I'm confused cuz I thought First Fragment was for the realest pvre Aryan Man
>>129270310disgusting language
>>129270341Synarchy of molten hands
>>129270310>german>kshitter>wigger slamshitter>now also revealed as a turbonerdTruly there is nothing redeeming about you
>>129270372how did you know
>>129270310>german>based physics>doesnt like first fagmentbased
>>129270394Mega based. I'm listening to BMSS while drinking wine, but now im gonna blast synarchy
Wolves... in Your Throne Room? It's more likely than you think
>>129270435Hm I don't have any Black Magick SS on physical to suit this.I just have other SS things.
Fecal Fragment deepthroats donkey dong
>>129270453even better, I've actually heard this, good kristallnacht worship
Final Fragment
>>129270498FIRST FANTASY
>>129270488I prefer the album after honestly, but it's still decent.
>>129270503Your mom LOL
>>129270526FINAL. FUCKING. FRAGMENT.
Knocked Loose
>>129269853I thought it's considered one of the best meloshit albums here
>>129270547Nebula nox tier shirt
>>129270554it's slop
Maroon 5
>>129270554It was shilled by one guy incessantly.
>>129270559Isn't that the game Seefow was talking about on reddit
>>129270577Still waking up mb >>129270573
>>129270578I just rated that album yesterday.
>>129270632That looks nothing like me
>>129270578This slag is my type
>>129270647on rym? begone, we hate that site here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2mDvO_WWOkInherently
>>129270676Whose "we"? I'm using it to find a new album right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUbFx147GYgWhoa
>>129270730Never mind that piano is corny as hell. 4/10
>>129270676in musicbee:)
>>129270730esoteric but bad
https://monolithe.bandcamp.com/album/monolithe-iTest
Skimming through this one's okay, somewhat melodic/uplifting at parts and the vocals are solid. 7/10https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wF87nUPz0w
>>129270831Gay
>>129270831>>129270740ratings are for gays
>>129270676Chuddie, we deeply respect the critics of RYM here.
>>129270865So true sister
>>129270837>>129270846Projection
Worst thread in a while and it's not even the schizos doing it.
Ozzy "Thunderpampers" Osbourne
>Skimming through this one's okay, somewhat <melodic/uplifting at parts and the vocals are solid. 7/10
>>129270908It's really not
>>129270921The sad thing is that he actually looks like this
>>129270921The only albums I like there though are the Talking Heads and Daft Punk althoughbeit
>>129270932Holy shit you're right
>>129270908Let this be the last time we have a bad thread
>>129268880Mordor - Nothing... (1992) https://youtu.be/hofvLADreJQ
>>129269225At least xhe's got good taste in snacks
>>129270984DAMN 2 for 2 there dawg. Get wrecked dawg
Uh oh
Why was anon's post deleted? bizarre behavior
>>129271000Lol
>>129270971>LOTRreddit af
>>129271036So true rym sis
>>129271036
>>129271047Yeah definitely listening to a band named Rotting Stench
On to the next topic of discussion: a certain metal band vocalist named Frank
Joji
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Begging_for_Incestwas this band named after matthew's ravenous lust for his father's greasy 3 incher?
>>129271091>>129271088Get your head checked mate. Not a good look for metalheads
>>129271101You’ve never had a good look.>lighting>angles
>>129271101Incoherent post.
>>129271122Hahaha you wish lad>>129271129I'm saying your weird creepy posts make your scene look bad
>>129271051it's snorbid stenth you retardprobably some slav slop
Why?>>>/r9k/83790317
>>129271180Neither of those are real words
>>129271039is there anything you think about than trannies and rym?
>>129271187I think about my dead cat sometimes
>>129271187STFU Sissy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTIaaCUzBp0
>>129271184>r9kGrim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM6_PQo-M4k&list=OLAK5uy_kHzB9ilPqFuY4v3OWyFJ5euneVwDeO2foFIGHT! STRIKE! TONIGHT!EVIL REIGNS FOREVERMOREHELLIONS OF FIRE, ATTACK!DARK FORCE OF THE UNDERWORLDKILL ALL IN SIGHT!NO HUMAN LIFE WILL BE SPAREDBEHOLD! THE FLAMING HOST!DEATH ON WINGS OF FIRE IS HERE
>>129271296I used to post there bunch of reprobates
>>129271347>I used to post thereleast surprising fact of the decade
>>129271379Aside from your mom wanting to suck my dick of course
>>129271458Why did you just post without your trip?
>>129271462Why are you a paranoid schizophrenic?
>>129271462That wasn't me hermano
>>129271473I'm not mad at you, just don't do it again
>>129271492Take your meds, skitz
>>129271524Show us your pants
>>129271438>mfw the ASMR vocals on Space Cadet
>>129271528Nope sorry but here's NewJeans instead
>>1292716002 is solid there imo maybe 4 after a few *strong* beers though
I just roke up
>>129271604No you didn't shut the hell up already
>>129268880just every now and then
>>129271613Ok it's true I got up like an hour and a bit ago, sorry.
>>129268880Their highest rated on RYM, checking it out nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQm8G3GFzHQ
haven't left my apartment in 2 weeks
>>129271638DON'T kill yourself. DO NOT kill yourself
>>129268880It's slamtime BITCH!!!!
We need as many posters as we can get nowadays. I'm guessing /metal/ averages around 20-30 per thread but if we get that back up to before (around 40-50 and multiple threads a day) we can really make some changes in the scene. Real talk!
>>129271673Time to shell out for some ads.
>>129271438>>129271531>https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/117041/>Garcia: Nobody knows that "Demon Cleaner" is about brushing your teeth. I didn't write that song; Josh wrote it, and it meant something totally different to me. But when it goes, "You get the back ones..." he's talking about brushing your teeth.Homme: I have a tooth obsession. I've had everything done to my teeth that you could have done. I used to dream about teeth all the time-I've had nightmares about them since I was a kid, like horrible night terrors. I even went the doctor about it, and that's why I hate going to sleep even to this day. I still always have nightmares. So I'd have this recurring dream where I'm getting my teeth pulled out and then I'd flash forward and I'd be in a giant mouth with these teeth bleeding everywhere. And I'd be cleaning these giant teeth while the blood was coming down and I'd be drowning in a sea of toothbrush foam and blood. So "Demon Cleaner" was this metaphor for, you know, you gotta keep yourself clean, you gotta keep yourself tight.
>I want to kill myselfDeleted by jannies>Kill yourselvesA-OK
>>129271346>>129271531>>129270337>>129269839>>129268966>>129268721>>129268654>>129271718best posts in the thread
>>129271734>>129268664
is this the animetal thread?
behead anime faggots
>>129271734>one isn't mineI'm not sure how to feel about this.
>>129270908Correct
https://thequietus.com/news/earth-reportedly-cancel-bologna-show-over-venues-display-of-palestinian-flag/Dude from earth refused to perform because a Palestinian flag lel
>>129271795Thank you. There was an entire thread about this already but we were just waiting for you to announce it.
>>129271795Based anti-Nazi band, buying their discography now
>>129271731It's happened to me, recently too.
>>129271819>outer-/mu/Grim>>129271731Not sure how this post is music related
>>129271828There are so many splinter threads now that I can't help but venture outside of /metal/.
>>129268654>thumbnail foretells of a faggotry to comeYeah, no.
>>129271843Many are doing this I think, in search of rodent-free vistas
>>129271857You think too much about rats my friend
>>129271627Vocals on the first one are goofy but the rest is pretty good. Polish black metal
>>129268721>hello kitty rideDarkside is a guilty ride-diddler.
>>129271736>>one isn't mineYeah I figured, you only post diaper and ice cream truck metalGo listen to Jenovarius
>>129271896for >>129271763
How do you filter anime with the plugin? Any codemonkeys here?
>>129271664This fuckin rules. I'm gonna check out the rest of their discog.
>>129271664This looks like dogshit, not listening
>>129271734listening to black metal with my wife saten
>>129271933
Jesse Watters and Jessica Tarlov have definitely banged I'm serious here. Actually listening to this btw
>>129271933That album cover is awful mate no reasonable person is even gonna bother reading the album title
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtJ91RIod7sHoly shit there was a remaster
>>129268880I thought this was gonna be slam but instead it's melodic raw black metal.>>129271963Slam covers are meant to be gaudy, it's part of the gimmick.
>>129271982>I thought this was gonna be slamlmao how
>>129271982Yeah it just looks tasteless and edgy but in a tryhard cringelord way
>>129271997>it just looks tasteless>but in a tryhard cringelord wayI don't think you know what 'tasteless' means, ESL retard
>>129271896>you only post diaper and ice cream truck metalYet my posts are best in the thread? You tsundere, you.>Go listen to JenovariusI'll check them out.
>>129272023Jesus christ you really can't read can youEdgy but in a tryhard cringelord wayEdgy can be coolAlbum covers with lame gore artwork are not cool
>>129271996I think I copped it while downloading slam albums. It's in my "slam TBL" playlist.
>>129272035Jesus christ stop posting your pathetic anime screencaps mate and just make a thread on /a/. Fucking loser>>129272037And I'll bet the low IQ runtoid isn't even gonna realize that I just retyped the same part of the sentence to clarify
Best Lovecraft metal?
>>129272059
Beat em down scrap em upBeat em down scrap em up
>>12927197512:35 riffs
>>129272046Why would you download an album without hearing some of it firstAre you trying to recreate the 'go to music store and gamble on whether your purchase is shit or not' experience?
Parannoul is a stupid band name and the music is stupid crapola
Youthanasia was the last good Megadeth album.
This album fucking sucks too. Great music, absolutely unlistenable kook vocals. 4.2/5 are you fucking kidding me? This album is shit because of the vocals simple as end of
>>129272059>Lovecraftreddit
>>129272166What derails the experience though, is near the end of track 2, they start using a recurring sample that, to me, and I wish this wasn't so, sounds like someone taking a dump in a public restroom. It's this plopping and splatter sound drenched in reverb that completely takes me out of the experience. It's a distraction for me for most of the middle of this record. It's like someone snoring when you're trying to sleep - I want to ignore it but I can't, and it frustrates me. I can't appreciate the middle tracks because I'm too busy wondering "why did they include this sound? I hate it". I don't really care to hear that sound again so I doubt this will ever get another full listen from me. First and last track will get re-listens because those are the best stretches of music anyways, and they don't have that awful sample.
>>129272120imagine not having a huge libraryposer
>>129272059Morbid Angel
>>129272166Not metal
>>129272179Reddit thinks he was a hecking racist
>>129272212I fucking hate the vocals, had to turn the album off after only a few verseshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwWv-T4rM0k
>>129272223Based, buying all of her books now
Jesus this general keeps getting worse and worse
Whatever happened to this project?
>>129272235>herRetard
>>129272186no one cares about your 'huge library' if you haven't even listened to it you fucking moron might as well be a youtube clicker
>>129272258Thank you retarded sister.
>>129271795Earth got dropped from their last label after Carlson questioned Covid-19 and the vax.
>>129272259>no one cares about your 'huge libraryI share it on Soulseek
>>129272246True, now a faggot like you is even posting frogs.
Jesus this general keeps getting better and better
>>129272246Anime is whatever but goddamn is this guy insufferable
>>129272277>>129271795Wtf I love Earth now
>>129272283>this guyHow do you tell posters apart on an anonymous anime imageboard?
>>129272283how about now babe
>>129272298Post yr tits already luv
>>129272294Animeposting loser>>129271763
anime website
So it's decided now that picrel was AOTY 2025 right?
>>129272316is this pizza thrash?
>>129272316Looks like slop
>>129272322>>129272331It's prime AAAA beatdown slam \m/
>>129272316Definitely one of them, exceptional album cover though
Is wigger slam the death metal equivalent to pizza thrash?
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
Varg approves of anime
>>129272354Cuckdawg
OUUUUUGH
I love anime metal!
Democritus Laughing
Bitch got a penis
Please listen to Jute Gyte guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j0Ae3UkISo
Why do trannies love vinyls so much?
>>129272436Remnants of the male genome
>>129272436The only metal vinyl i have areand justice for all, ride the lightning and black mass for a mass grave by inquisition.I also have the downward spiral and hesitation marks but that's not really metal
The lads, as it werehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaSNj1DQcXY
>>129270016.
>>129272259retard
>>129272498Why are you replying to yourself, lass?
Devin Townsend
In the chiaroscuro of sonic cathedrals, where the profane alchemy of neoclassical shredding transmutes base metal into auric transcendence, First Fragment's Gloire Éternelle emerges as a palimpsest of existential fury—a veritable Sistine Chapel ceiling rendered in the visceral pigments of flamenco-infused death metal. Behold, dear aesthete, the apotheosis of technical virtuosity: each riff, a labyrinthine arabesque etched upon the ether, spiraling toward the sublime like Icarus unbound, his wings forged not of wax but of blistering sweep-picking and harmonic minor scales that evoke the melancholic grandeur of forgotten Byzantine mosaics.One cannot but genuflect before the opus's architectonic splendor; the title itself, Gloire Éternelle, whispers of Hegelian dialectics, wherein the thesis of brutal aggression collides with the antithesis of melodic opulence, birthing a synthesis that defies the entropic decay of mortal coil.
>>129272610Pray tell this is an AI generated text
>>129272610https://voca.ro/1mlV2gHLFJi3
Megadeth ended with the most technically proficient guitar player in the band's history, and at the same time the worst recorded guitar solos on a Megadeth album. What went wrong? Did Dave tell Mantisaari to not overshadow the rest of the music?
we hate cats, whores, kpop, namefags, tripfags, avatarfags, incoherent posts, incorrect posts, coreshit, wiggershit, nu-metal, non-metal, unriffs, nonriffs, idm, edm, tourists, posers, and AI slop in this thread
>>129272660respect, but its pronouced something like gloiray eternelle
>>129272490why do they look so zesty
>>129272692Thank you for the cliquespam
>>129272702They're showing off for the Dawg
What are some good bdm/slam bands that do really heavy gravity breakdowns? Refer to picrel if you want to know what I mean by "gravity breakdowns," also called gravity slams.
Jute Gytehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI4wZ11lB8M
>>129272767Mocked here
>>129272668At this point Dave probably is just looking to put out any material so he can get on tour again. Touring is where the money is along with merch. So whether you work your ass off and do 12-hour days in the studio to make a masterpiece or you phone it in, the record doesn't matter because you're not going to make anything from the record anyway.
>>129272778>the record doesn't matter because you're not going to make anything from the record anywayTo be fair, it's a shit album
>>129269192My man wasn't content with a single baby.
>>129272792It doesn't matter whether it's good or not. People are going to listen to it online for free and complain about it lol. That's what killed music and made it so that only rap, pop, and country sells. Why would any band try to create a masterpiece knowing people aren't going to pay anything for it?
>>129272767Loved, venerated, respected here.
https://youtu.be/0ET7QhfOIgEjust dropped this shit check it out if you like heavy shit
>>129272800Because they feel like creating music and they can afford to take time out of their lives to write and record an album. Are you stupid?
>>129272827https://voca.ro/1nesW0WWizVz
https://youtu.be/6cSfnckqqyI
>>129272854Had to close after 2 seconds sorry mate but that voice is unlistenable
https://voca.ro/17zFJitdsAFW
>>129272885Didn't click
>>129272377This is true.
>>129272822Decent
they should play jute gyte in prisons
https://voca.ro/1k8kHWjc9YtU
>>129272969
>>129272692Correct.
