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BLASTING
That thing ain't cute
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
do any of you cunts have the edit of the stairs comic with euronymous and varg
>>129273444
>>129273476thank you, I couldnt find it anywhere
>>129272984
Based
>>129272984Summoning keeps my celibacy intact
>>129273667Damn that room is dirty
>>129272984it's sludge metal, it counts
>>129273698Messy for sure but you can't really tell if it's dirty as well.
>>129273728Same shit retard
>>129273741Incorrect.
>>129273745Shut the fuck up nerd retard
Albums for Total Aryan Victory?
>>129273925Someone should make a Nazi metal chart.
>>129273947There are several.
>>129273955As there should be.
Daven a GENIUS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPHbX78M1Wkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPHbX78M1Wkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPHbX78M1Wkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPHbX78M1Wkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPHbX78M1Wkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPHbX78M1Wk
Dave Shartstaine is not welcome here
Jamie pull that one up again
>>129273925got you covered
>>129274143Meh
Feminazi metal
>>129272984OK this is sick
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>>129274143Reek absolutely rule.
is this metal?https://youtu.be/xlpLHoDJ78ssaw it posted on here somewhere
>>129274418No
>>129272969>its been 4 years already Where is my new album? I tired of waiting
>>129274214it doesn't exist... metal's run by the other extreme
>>129274650I meant feminist nazi metal
>>129274674it doesn’t really make sense...
>>129274621we need less dissoslop, not more
>>129274689DsO is dissokino, and the only disso band worth a shit. Please apologize now
>>129274681Intersectionality between national socialism and feminism, not very complex really.
>>129274711no complex? next you'll tell me there's communist nsbm
>>129274143Fighting for women's rights, as in a woman's right to be a nazi
chuddies
>>129274808Not a chud, I'm fighting for what's right and just.
>>129273700What about the first two? I'd just call them Heavy Metal.
>>129273157Artist: SodomAlbum: In the Sign of EvilSong: Blasphemer>Masturbate to kill myself
>>129274825overlooked kvlt klassic. but I prefer their demo
Artist: The Meads of AsphodelAlbum: The Murder of Jesus the JewSong: Jew Killer>Jew killer, Zionist crusher>Jew killer, imperial blessed bastard>Jew killer, tabernacle wolf man>Jew killer, war dog of Rome>Jew killer, Semite motherfucker>Jew killer, Sanhedrin hunter>Jew killer, Samaritan slaughterer>Jew killer, holocaust master>Sand nigger, Pilate the rapist>Sand nigger, Pilate the murderer>Sand nigger, Pilate the god slayer>Sand nigger, Pilate the tyrant
Thank you sisters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBDqlt-zEPcCAN YOU TAKE ME BACK TO RAIKASZI?WHERE THE SLAUGHTER WAS PURE, MADE A DIFFERENCE TO ME.CAN YOU TAKE ME BACK TO RAIKASZI?TAKE ME TO THE DISTANT SHORENOW...
Urmmmm I just CANT wait to post about Kaevum's hit album KULTUR on 4chan's metal general today
>>129275986diapershit, we hate that here. sorry anime bro
>>129274808See >>129273157
ideal /meal/ lineup:Justin Horval - VocalistHector - Lead GuitaristProzak - Rhythm Guitarist (aka chief leitmotif production officer)Bongman - Bass (Not plugged in)Krusty - Drums
come, my child
>>129276018>we hate true metal hereYou bunch of posers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST9OmvHg860
>>129276052Not Metal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz56goRt1sQ
>>129276054>Jute Gyte Based as fuck
>>129276011Shalom.
>>129276040I was already here before you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KflzkERzsyM>>129276054Yeah, that cacophonic shit you just posted is certainly not metal, but what does that have to do with anything?
No idea what's more embarrassingThe guy trying desperately to summon Cracktor or the anime manchild
>>129276040Greetings, fellow FF glazer
>>129276074glazers*Does anyone know where to get their demos? not on soulseek or YT
>>129276074True, JG transcends metal.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzqC6zvesBo
>>129276018>diapershit, we hate that here.Correct.
>>129276097The Shaggs tier shit
Post weeklies.
>>129276146We don't use last.fm here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kMSOPVqtsU
>>129276146
Metal is inherently lesbianic.
Dungeon Synth is gay
>>129276246Shalom.
>local venue announces Dungeon Synth night>pre-sale went so poorly that they quietly canceled it without any kind of announcement
>>129276273based, keep DS undergroundHAIL BSOD
>>129272984https://youtu.be/JDKR-xVGa70?si=nJwKOjj-49Sj-5I1https://youtu.be/ezpJCYBIDCM?si=K0V9TDggIydi_kTHhttps://youtu.be/hsVVL0YiduY?si=MfO2Tw5FVIzjfHdyhttps://youtu.be/qtGrRHlq0HM?si=ZzgLgbLJVmP4gOHdhttps://youtu.be/Lx2xHhOGFK8?si=6OT5RmRmVE86mCii
>>129274621>I tired of waitingIf it's gonna be like TLD I hope it never fucking comes out. I have never heard a band nosedive further from where they were.
>"female" member>no picture>portland, oregon
Ehnahre
>>129276620Favorite song?
>>129276636The Crow Speaks
>>129276642Nothing happens though
>>129276646Try "At Last Absent From My Head"
Jute Gyte
From Vast Chains to Oviri obscure,Experimental edges that forever endure.If you're seekin' the strange, the bold frontier,Jute Gyte's your portal, crystal clear.
>>129275524I'd say all 4 first Alice in Chains recordings are in the sludge metal vein.Yeah it's still "grunge" but clearly Alice in Chains had more metal influence than any of the others in that scene, Nirvana was mainly punk and garage rock/indie rock influence, with a few metal influences here and there (listen to Kreator's "Terrible Certainty" then Smells Like Teen Spirit), same with Mudhoney. Pearl Jam and Soundgarden had a lot of classic rock influence.But Melvins are sludge metal and I'd say so are AIC.
and really Jerry Cantrell is a genius>hear AIC at first>think the harmonized vocals sound nice but somehow "off" and "wrong">chalk it up to being self taught musicians/garage band "grunge" aesthetics like the way Kurt Cobain let his guitar be out of tune when playing.>learn Jerry Cantrell was a fucking choir boy in high school and went to state meets and was actually really good at it, and was inspired by Gregorian chants, and intentionally used dissonance in the vocal harmonies WAY DISSO bro.
>>129273947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UCe8moCYDQHoly shit!
>>129277454>BRO DO THOSE VOCALS HAVE PINCHED HARMONICS?????
CITIES IN RUINSBODIES PACKED ON MINEFIELDSNEUROTIC GAME OF LIFE AND DEATHNOW I CAN FEEL THE ENDPREMONITION ABOUT MY FINAL HOURA SAD IMAGE OF EVERYTHINGEVERYTHING'S SO REALWHO>WHO, WHOHAS WONWHO>WHO, WHOHAS DIED
>>129277537weak ass bore snorer slop
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, BASTARD SON OF THE JEWISH WHORELORD OF THE WEAK, BLIND AND SICK, I INVERT YOUR CROSS
>>129275651Correct.
Where are you discord tranime trannies
>discovers today that Poppy was headlining in my city last week >completely missed the concertbruh
janny has a thicc hrt ass and im going to fuck it tonight broz
>>129272984Contemporary 90's Norwegian/Swedish BM worship done absolutely right.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqORmUzApHU
>>129278266Please go easy on him
Holy shit Frank Zappa is here
>>129278361He would have liked Jute Gyte
>>129278343Nah he's getting pounded hard for trha and dungeon synth posting in the metal thread.
>>129278380Based
Weekend plans.
>>129278612Best Kreator
local giggington at 8pm is it not? cannot be fucking arsed to go but its 5 minutes away on foot. Been awake since 5am. Id be tempted to not got but I should force myself
new mgla when
>>129278813hopefully fucking never
current USBM wave mogs le norwegian 2nd wave
>>129278787who will play
leitmotifs
>>129279071hated here
>>129279129what is?
>>129279154leitmotifs, riffs, fifths
Do you guys slam in the pit or are you guys just the fags in the back drinking overpriced beer ?
>>129279170loved here
>>129279172im the fag drinking overpriced beer
>>129279172i'm the guy that stayed at home
Serbian AI metal friday...can't wait for some Schizotunes.
>>129279172sometimes I go into the first row but otherwise yeah just stand around drinking beer shaking my fist and shouting the lyrics as loud as I can
>>129279172I haven't been to a gig in my life.
>WE WUZ SCYTHIANS N SHIETTTTHate Forest is so awesome
>>129272984haven't listened to anything past Skeletal domain since that came out
>ordered some vinyl while drunk>forget>comes today>its cringe
>>129279172I'm the guy who is currently dressed and actually doesn't want to leave his apartment, fuck I hate going outside lol
>>129279405Reminds me of the first track of Kaevum's Kulture (masterpiece)
>>129279172>Do you guys like to rub up against strange sweaty men while a band plays music nearby or are you the guys paying attention to the music?
>>129279420If you're going to shill the worst Kaevum album at least get its name right.
>>129279405List them
DUDE kaevum SLAPS
>>129279493Well it included this.
>>129279518I thought they were metal records
>>129279518kek i'd be embarrassed to own insomnium vinyl
>>129279567Then you won't be happy to hear that the order included 2 of them.
I'm omnipotent
what's some bm for the grim frostbitten tundra of florida?
>>129279639No, you're not. Be quiet
>>129279639you can always adopt
>>129279679Floridian Winter is kinda cool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MMJDckwZ8s
>>129279723Don't take my posts>>129279737It's a quote
WHEN YOU'RE DOWNIN YOUR GRAVEALLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVE
>>129279850Do take your meds
>>129279396wow this was boring as shit
>>129279968I can't sleep without taking a pillhttps://youtu.be/m_Wix4OdUGY?si=tSuSw7PjaJ6aMOrZ
Extra Terrestrial Mayhem has passed away
>>129280071Let's hit the Sunset Strip later and pick up some W.A.S.P. / Mötley Crüe lasses
>>129278914>wave
>>129280088Sorry I have a livestream planned for tonight
>>129272984>BLAST
>>129280139No, you don't. Be quiet
>>129272984I really FUCKING love Axis of Perdition
>>129278914I think I'm out of the loop, which bands are part of this new wave of USBM?
>>129280303
gay thread
>>129280495perfect for you
Got beaten up for wearing a Satanic Warmaster hoodie.Kids called me chudcel and punched my balls until on popped.Fucking hate my life.
>>129278914>US>BM
>>129272984Favorite album of 2026 so far
>>129280553northamerican black metal shits on anything outside of scandinavia
huh, migrating musicbee to a hdd was way easier than expected
>>129280160I'm gonna do a metal stream (jk that sounds awful lmao)
>>129280297I don't care about anything, you know I'm a Drainer
Ehtek Chads won today. The superior project to Trha
>>129280854Trhă is just lofi ambient metal tbqh
There's too much metal, years pass and it still feels like I'm barely scratching the surface
>>129280303lamp of murmuur, fellwinter/arbor/gauntlet ring, ebony pendant, solar cross, grundhyrde, geheimnisvoll, maquahuitl, kvasir's blood, etc
>>129279503Why did you place one of the greatest albums of the 21st century (beloved by the European Race) behind your hastily drawn self-portrait?
>>129280871You could become an expert in two years if you applied yourself.
>>129280885If being a metal scholar paid the bills, I'd drop everything to do it
New mail just arrived. HEIL!
>>129280878You just made all those shitty band names up, right?
>>129280913Correct
>>129280907What did you get?
>>129272984Holy shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xiRrV0zr5U
Vocals on the Fishmans album giving me slight anti-Asian sentiments again...
Using AI to remove shitty vocals from music songs and partnering with record labels to sell instrumental versions of their albums
>>129278778>Spousal abuse and animal cruelty is not metal.Thoughts?
>>129280942I'd have a job for the rest of my life with how many shitty vocalists there are
>>129280885yeah maybe an expert tourist
>caring about vocalsnot kvlt
Only playing on the Nazi team in multiplayer FPS games so my NSDM album is more rooted in trvth
Learning the Nazi language so I can feel more rooted in my 12.5% German heritage, for my NSDM demo
>NSDMNo such thing
>>129280985Doom metal
lost some of my text files :(
>>129280972>lose every round>truthcorrect, shartzis can't stop taking Ls
>>129272984Not blasting this or anything from Weedian but this is just AI music, right?
>>129280988nice dubs but sadly, no such thing exists
>>129280999Yeah okay but what was Hitler's kill/death ratio? Right right he ""lost"" the war though your right
>>129281011Holy shit your right
If it's all just a "simulation" where'd Hitler respawn then>>129281007I said I'm working on the demo, which means it's not released yet. Are you stupid
Asking random German people which platoon their Nazi ancestors served in and then condemning their war crimes but not as a joke, for inspiration regarding my NSDM demo
>>129281028Methinks you shouldn't label yourself a genre that doesn't exist yet. Also, picrel
>>129281046Telling every German to kill themselves is ironically Hitleric. Heil
>>1292810111/1 because he offed himself LMAO
>>129281070Those don't count as kills but according to my calculations it's around 200,000 to 500,000 / 1 depending on the data you reference. Might be somewhat off though
Bringing back referring to Germans as "Krauts" to own the Nazis, not because it's funny
Spraying swastikas around town not in support of Nazism but as a spiritual Tibetan symbol, for God
>>129280995Should've added them to the pastebin
Dopethrone
>>129281232Not metal
>>129272984Also this
National Socialist War Metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQVrnJid4AA
>>129281259Says they're metal on discogs
They should make a controller that's like a sword for all the swordslike games out there except that wouldn't work because I prefer using daggers personally. Ah well. And this metal-related because swords are made out of metal
>>129280923If there's Space Rock than where is the Space Metal
>>129281305Actually pretty good despite the National Socialist themes
>>129281305>chuddies self censoring themselvesjej
>>129281419It's because Dogtube deletes anything with a hint of antisemitism, and that one probably reeks of it
>>129281419>oy vey!!! the chuddies are being hosted on youtube... why is this happening to us again???
>>129272984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSp20yTmURE
>>129281475Thanks moron
>>129281448https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COC6qdjtAu8just slap a menorah on there and you're safe
>>129281448>>129281453>I try again and again to upload my shitty music to a website I hate run by people I hate and I throw a toddler tantrum every time they delete it!>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I COULD MAKE MY OWN VERSION OF SAID WEBSITE? I'M BEING GENOCIDED!
>>129281612Who are you quoting? YouTube is great>>129281569Good to know, will do this when I start uploading Nazi metal
>>129281418Genuinely one of the better albums I've heard from here
>he's still replying to himself
>>129281692Correct. Also I've heard you are very handsome and have a big penis. You're the greatest me.
>>129281725I make clear that I'm replying to my own posts yeah, it's a way of following the monologue>>129281763Thanks
>>129281540It's pretty good actually
>>129281475Certified shit taste spic
>>129281856 4.18 / 5.0 from 2,435 ratings Feel free to relisten to some of your favorite low quality metal albums though
>>129272984Just awesome.
>>1292818674 out of 5 rats agree
>>129281867>4.18 / 5.0 from 2,435 ratings >Feel free to relisten to some of your favorite low quality metal albums though
>>129272984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYK3wDsPBc0>>129281897Path
etic cope lmao>>129281897>>129281909Your loss not mine Recommend the album to lurkers looking for a great live album though! Check it out
Need a BM album with production like Sons of Northern Darkness, anyone ?
Like, exceptionally good. Unlike most of the slop posted here sorry if that upsets you but I'm right as always
>>129279489That's not the worst Kaevum album but we're used to metalheads having awful taste here, don't worry
>>129281927Never heard of that album sorry
>>129281927lamp of murmuur - saturnian bloodstorm
There is no “worst” Kaevum album because all of their full length albums are a 14/14
>>129281917You’ve got the mind of a brown spic, you should know that
>>129281448I don’t think they do that anymore. I follow a channel called GoreSlam that uploads videos regularly with titles like>[National Socialist Black Metal] Gestapo 666 - Swastika of Satan (2025) And nothing has happened to that channel
>>129282056average kaevum listener age
>>129282066Lazy insult
129282093Shalom
milleniboomer generalcringe
>>129280922The Funeral CD and Venymysgourvleydh demo “The Crooked Wheel of Eternity” which I recommend
>>129279172Last time I went to a concert was when I went to see Mogwai in 2018
>>129282272No wonder you were put off gigs
Last time I went to a concert was Tyler, The Creator at The Grenada Theater in Lawrence in 2012
>>129282286>American moment
>>129280871Is it interesting or fun to watch jewtube videos about that guy's history?
>>129282227>The Funeral CDkvlt>Venymysgourvleydh demoI will check it out as I trust your taste now.
here is your black metal band bro
>>129282604black metal more like wack metal pshh
im so glad the metal scene is this welcoming of transgender people! i would have never been able to discover all these amazing albums if it werent for you kind people!
>>129282604I don't mind older metal bands. Gives me the illusion that there's still time to release my demo.
jannys arse is always horny ive been told
kaevum listeners are the equivalent of instagram millennials choking down quinoa because it's the proper moral third world grain
>>129272984Consummation - great solar hunterGood stuff even though the demo was a bit better
>>129282865Pure third worlder cope. YWNBAA
>The band started out in 1987 as a solo project of band leader Peter Hobbs. They played thrash metal in the Slayer vein but Hobbs himself referred to their style as "virgin metal" as he saw it as an untainted and pure form of metal.
BASEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP9WSVwFSaE
kaevum more like gaycum
>>129282798>the metal scene is this welcoming of transgender people!Libelous untrve screed
Dave Mustaine's Ride the Lightning cover is so bad I can't even laugh at it. That's how he wants to cap off his career?
Master of puppers
>>129283412It's never been more over than it is right now.
>>129283426>Master of puppers are pulling your lleeeaassshhh
>>129283461Weird freak you are
>>129283486You should see the other shops i have in my collection. Let's just say there's spicy Dave v Dave porn out there.
Ride the Lightning has been my favorite Metallica song since I was a kid. Why'd you do it Dave, WHY?
Listening to Brazilan black metal like mystified and inquisition in the sauna and then doing a 20 minute walk back all wet listening to European cold black metal
>>129283529>Brazilan black metal >inquisition
In theory, the Japanese should be coming out with the most metal shit after getting nuked and having their culture reduced to cartoons and food tourism.
If you dislike Iron Maiden you are a FAGGOT and don't deserve to listen to metal
>>129283596Take it to /trad/
>>129283596Correct.
Loud noises are metal
>>129283638Incorrect.
>>129283596This guy loved him some Maiden
He even dressed like Dave Murray for a while during the early days of Slayer.
>>129283689>>129283742Show No Mercy is honorary NWOBHM.
I like metalcore
>>129283766Love that fucking album and yes it is brother
>>129283596shit band
>>129283824kys
>>129283824Correct.
>>129283831Correct.
your favorite band works at IHOP because they suck and sell 0 records lol
>>129283890Metallica works at iHop now?
>>129283918>>129283918>>129283918
>>129283901Only Jason Newsted.
>>129282926I'm a pure white suburban burger. Kaevum isn't good, you're just stupid.
>>129284103>burgermystery meat
>>129278914So you're saying that the very musically proficient blueprint for BM as we know it is mogged by derivative US bands that compose music like a bunch lackluster faggots riding on the hubris of participation trophies and that think three riffs make an exceptional BM song? Yeah, no.
