Metal meal deals editionFAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iLOld: >>129272969
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
What the hell is that absolute sloppa
>>129283918I'm getting tired of metal. Feels like it doesn't have much substance. Everything sounds the same, it's all so repetitive and bland.
Artist: Megadeth Album: Megadeth Song: Ride The Lightning >Ride The Lightning Lars you little bitch why did you fire meeee WHY? *sobbing* EAT ELECTRICITY DANISH FAG!!!!!!:!-5::
>>129283965Kek, someone post this to reddit
Artist: Defeated SanityAlbum: Chronicles of LunacySong: A Patriarchy Perverse>Incel Holocaust sparked by my retribution
Muckstain's final joke is killing the entirety of Metallica at their anniversary show
I wish my favorite metal bands would just stop. They're ruining it.
>>129284008fr, especially Dark Angel, it's just embarrassing atp. at least testament is still releasing decent music though
I personally can't wait for Spiritbox and Sleep Token to release there next albums
I just started bussin
>>129284048Congratulations on your new job
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>>129283992This is incel music.
>>129283965>Who made you god to say,>“I’ll take your life from you?”
>>129284072
>>129284096Diaper Dave!
>>129284072When Dave sings this you just know he's visualizing Lars
>>129283965>Guilty as charged>But damn it, it ain’t right>WHAT, NO SECOND CHANCE?
Someone post Lars Ulrich toilet meme
no no, post the one where Lars Ulrich's nightmare about having to play the drums for his high school talent show
AI generated meme of Dave Mustaine in a electric chair surrounded by the members of Metallica laughing
>>129279249>>129279249
You guys like Christian metalcore?
>>129284305Idk, do I? Post the best
>>129284305Worshipping our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Metal as hell.
I'm listening to Hate Forest - Hour of the Centaur and wearing a Hate Forest - Hour of the Centaur t-shirt AMA
>>129284357Sometimes I'll listen to a band and forget I was wearing that band on my shirt
Aryan Kampf 88 is unironically so fucking good
>>129284386
>>129284404Shalom
BLASTING
>>129284357Adolf Hitler. Based or cringe?
>>129284444Checked and based
>>129284340Impending Doom?
Praying to God that when I die I can finally meet Hitler in heaven because He (God, not Hitler) forgives those who repent, even those who genocide millions of people
>>129284591Or was it hundreds of thousands? Besides the point
>>129284576Which album do I start with, assuming it is a legitimate suggestion
Did AOTY come out again in January 2026? If so, post it.
>>129284737Best so far according to RYM.
>>129284435
>>129284432ah the resident low iq parrot has arrived
>>129284830Welcome back, lass
HEIL VIKERNES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqx3e8PVoD8What do you think about metal covers of pop songs?
>>129284783>Epic Heavy/Power/Doom MetalShan't
I Wanna rock and roll all night
>>129284674Nailed. Dead. Risen. Pretty brutal for Christian metal
Brook also performed at the Mitch Lucker memorial show, for Suicide Silence. He's a good guy.
I love mildly cringe Christian metal
Worst part they had to use the cheap cliche of shooting dogs to get a rise out of the audience Despicable nasty trick
He's all like nooo don't kill me and I'm just like sorry guy just following orders
This song has the most cringy lyrics I have ever heardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5wxuvkn0pk
>>129285152THE WOLVES ARE IN THE HOUSE NOW TOO?!
>>129285161How do you think they got to the throne room
siiiick
>>129285163Zionists?
>>129283918im so hungrey
Cyberpunk 2078 but instead of Matrix guy it's Ozzy Osbourne
>>129284008Pestilence isn't my absolute favourite. But fuck man it is sad...
Just listened to the new Megadeth.God it hurts to say but it was fucking AWFUL.Also the RTL "cover" sucks
>>129285806It's a 8.5/10, you faggot
no blasting post!?
Most places you travel to will be your last time ever seeing them. Metal for this feel
>>129284435Still the best harsh female vocals I've heard.
Where’s the real thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymGo2q-SSOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJJYpsA5tv8
no real BLASTING post yet?
Why is this rated so low it's good black n roll
>>129286331thats how I feel about reinkaos
>>129286338Maha Kali is good track never get tried of it
>>129286338Reinkaos is great schizocore.
I MUST DIE, IN MY WAKE, SEVENTH GATESATAN!SUICIDE, END MY LIFE, I MUST DIESATAN!
>>129286331Also meant death n roll not black obviously
>>129286440Woops, fucked that up.
Speaking of Deicide, did they never reprint the old albums?
>>129286290
>>129283929>t. Damaged goods Lol
>>129286331Doesn't sound like Death 'n' roll. Sounds just like rock with harsher vocals.
>>129286714y ju mad tho?
>>129284435Fucking love this albumMost thrash bands at the time were all trying to sound evil or serious/political but then these guys just write about beer, and they're heavier and faster than almost all of them kek
>>129283965ULTRA BASED
>>129286540The old albums keep getting reissued on vinyl and CD, but not using the original masters.
>>129286809>hook-nosed "scientist" poisoning the well (beer)What did these Germans mean by this?
i enjoy the crossover thrash metal music
Filosofem was released 30 years ago today.
>>129287334Louis Cachet never should have been released
>>129285449>2078
symphonic blackened groove metal
>>129287432Symphonic shit is atrocious
>>129287269i met a Sacred Reich superfan on another board one time. i wish I'd gotten her discord.
Fake genres I wish were real:>Symphonic Death Metal>Ethnic Black Metal>Epic Heavy/Black Metal fusion>Brutal Black Metal (something like Infernal War)>Rape Metal>Wagner Black Metal>Muslim Patriotic Black Metal
>>129284435holy shit
>>129287589Oh yeah, when I first listened to this I expected Japanese Black Metal. It's certainly something else.
>>129287589Very based.
>>129287542>>Symphonic Death MetalSepticflesh, Depresy, Tenebrarum (MEX)>>Epic Heavy/Black Metal fusionearly Root>>Brutal Black Metal (something like Infernal War)Darklord (AUS), Alfa Eridano Akhernar
>>129286809for me it's zombie attack
Post-Progressive Folk Sludgegazecore 'n' roll.
>>129287757just call it Nigger Metal at this point
>>129287334HEIL
>>129283965>uses the FINAL song slot his 40 year long career has to seethe about a band he got kicked out of as a teenageractually embarrassing
>>129284435Jute GyteEhnahreFirst FragmentDSO
>>129287481You're gay
Aryan Art is literally blackgaze but for ns sissies
you guys heard of kaevum? kultur is bussin
>>129287986so is Abyssic Hate
How many of you actually cried when Ozzy died?
>>129287996Correct, so is all dsbm, blackgaze
>>129287971Good taste, newcomer
>>129288000https://youtu.be/yWfSyhcJyHw?si=tNWoYsh0dCWtyl_vi snorted a bag of coke and then snorted the fire ants off the sidewalk
>>129288000My friend did but I didn't since I never cared for black sabbath.
>>129287979Not as gay as symphonic shit
>>129286154>>129219366
Jute Gyte mogs Aryan Art.
what in the fuck is a leitmotif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WBQnMkVx60listen to this
>>129288030symphonic = aryan, high iqyou = tranny, not white
>>129288053>a "short, recurring musical phrase" associated with a particular person, place, or idea
>>129288030You are gay
>>129288053When they preview the main riff in the intro of the song.
>>129288053>what in the fuck is a leitmotifBased pozzak posting on /shreddit/
>>129288066Based
>>129288053When someone you’re obsessed with mogs you so hard you have recurring bouts of asshurt for years to come
>>129284404Seething as you deserve to be
>>129285896wasn’t it supposed to be woman = no metal?
Aryan Art is blackgaze if blackgaze was good
>>129284435Surprisingly good.
>>129285896>shalomewhat a band name
yep, caverne fucking sucks.
Want to blast something on the speaker setup tonight but can't decide what I want to blast
Hermanas.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vonvLLmaRRs
What's the most cucked black metal scene?I always thought its a shame that we never got any patriotic/nationalistic ethnic spanish bands, given their rich history and culture
>>129288237whatever you do, don't blast caverne or aryan art.
>>129288250>its a bald numaleClassic.
>>129288237Infernal War SS - Terrorfront
>>129288262Volahn
>>129288263I have neither on physical, and if I did I would blast the shit out of Caverne anytime.I do have Necropole instead though.>>129288274https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-44244036I can't do that it'd get me cancelled!!!!!!
>>129288283Necropole is awesome. But man Caverne is some dogshit
Necropole, Caverne and Cenotaphe are all awesome, the best contemporary french black metal
>>129288290Don't agree m8
>>129288302>>129288303Caverne is riffless power chord popslop, See >>129288062. Necropole actually has riffs.
>>129288250He said he lurked in /metal/
>>129288262>spanish bandsI think you mean Moor Metal
>>129288062kek this is literally Sadness
>>129288335Cry all you want man I'll still enjoy both.
>>129288348I can tell you haven't listened to much Sadness then.
>>129288250Dude where's my hairline
>>129288385>>>/facebook/
>>129288360>>129288374hello, guy from caverne
>>129288385later bolt thrower had riffs, maybe they were shitty grooveslop, but they had riffs regardless
>>129288408forgettable riffs for baldies, correct
Reminder that metal is for long hairs, baldies need not apply.
>>129288385more riffs than norsecore or atmoblack
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wWKSoxG1K7w&fbclid=IwVERDUAPrM1hleHRuA2FlbQIxMABzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAwzNTA2ODU1MzE3MjgAAR6fjvz2AAYQeGLtTKmfOhk_andtDIMV57ps-jXOn6vwogSnyW1LlN9xo8I6sg_aem_A4qgNMC0hBCxVnHNLKWyAg
>>129288385>>129288425let me guess, techshit incel?
Through thuhh winturrrrrs
Baldness = more testosterone Being bald is metal AF
>>129288450
>>129288450super datamining link
I think long hair looks cooler, but from my experience people with long hair are the most insufferable faggots you'll ever meet.Being bald is suck but they are usually cool people
>https://m.
>>129288237blast this and dance around in a loincloth
>>129288561But anon that's my 2nd least favourite Ruins album, although I do have it on physical.I'd much rather blast Rain Upon The Impure or Unlock The Shrine for the ones I have physically.
>>129288436Correct.
>>129288593>Agaloch>HornaPleb
>>129287162>>129287162
>>129288593is that hellioncait?
I fucking hate white womenmetal
>>129288710Chud
>>129288283>I can't do that it'd get me cancelled!!!!!!no one gives a shit about what you're playing on your own you fucking poofter
Varg owes me sex
>>129288720>cannot identify obvious sarcasmMight need to poofter-check yourself, nonce.
Euronymous
Guys let me cook the new Jute Gyte is gonna be bussin
/ourguy/ doesn't listen to metal anymore, it's over
>>129288775He didn't before, usually just monkey torture porn and then scrobbled whatever he thought made him look smart.
>>129288789He wasn't a Pseud.
>>129288805He is the epitome of a pseud and proved it many times.
>>129288593>AgallochThere are so many women who like that band. Why is that? Are they posers?
>>129288810He knew what he was talking about, you can't refute that. Prozak is that you?
>>129288810Correct.
Hec knows more about music theory than anyone in this pathetic shitheap
>>129288830>>129288845He was refuted by smarter people several times, he just went "NUH UH IM RIGHT" and tripled down on the retardation.Fucking Negru knows more about music than that mongoloid.
>>129288845Correct.
i still remember the baddie with a lock up tee from a dark tranquility concert 15 years ago
>>129288000I didn't but i genuinely was bummed out when i found out josh died. he reminded me a lot of my friends in highschool.
>>129288784Damn now that is badass!
what does this general thinks of Opeth?
>>129288329
>>129288740>finds a specific news article from 8 years ago just to be 'sarcastic'lmao yeah rightNo one's gonna care about you blasting third-rate norsecore, trust me. They'll just think your washing machine is broken
>>129288897
>>129286360Faggot
>>129289036Hehe
>>129288237go all in on some nu-metal cheese.
>>129289036He prefers trannies over real women
>>129289075Lies and propaganda
I've noticed the songs stall a bit in a few places, but still this is excellent.
>>129289035ironically the guy calling josh a faggot seems 1000x more a faggot than him
>>129289100I haven't seen the video
>>129289107the need to shout shit at random strangers while you speed away from them will always make you seem like a massive pussy no matter how stupid your target looks, thats all the context you need.
https://voca.ro/18GWPqBFiEnh
>>129288815Women like pretty and artsy stuffAgalloch has a lot of pretty and artsy melodiesNot rocket science chud
>>129289154Shut the fuck up, not clickinghttps://voca.ro/183X5GDABk9mhttps://voca.ro/183X5GDABk9mhttps://voca.ro/183X5GDABk9mhttps://voca.ro/183X5GDABk9m
S U NB A T H E R
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=T3vqecDfMsM&si=LIgBvqGTXniWGgDk
https://voca.ro/1odNMPPM7GZE
>>129289280See >>129289220
>>129289283https://voca.ro/125dzwdRifR4
I think Hirax sucks.
>>129288866>baddiekys numale
https://voca.ro/1dP6wilPfZQc
what are some unfortunate bars? that "last night, we let the liquor talk" song sucks but the hook is sadly excellent
>>129288897he was an all around piece of shit, good riddanceI'm still surprised no one beat the shit out of him
YOU AREROTTINGMAGGOTSIN YOUR COFFIN
https://youtu.be/VdV1Zc_PFdg?si=0qBTxcTEac8LeHmphttps://youtu.be/kMHyAx4QLEU?si=Al4wfeUYcNO1llOshttps://youtu.be/bptSnf6PBos?si=a7ilX0jt9sZw4y1vhttps://youtu.be/LtPW3I-0gSU?si=hlQUNF2RUGhlrYb4https://youtu.be/PSMj1C9B_JY?si=p2xHBNZuXZqKvX2c
>>129289401Poop diariah
>>129289401Kino.
>>129288775>>129289372
https://voca.ro/14DYdEBUXzrt
>>129288815I thought she was dead, I remember reading it years ago, but I guess it was falsehttps://www.youtube.com/live/QOdwNl98cnw
>>129289494She did that livestream so I would notice her (microcelebrity over here)
Check out this video "new graphics card, let's see what this baby can do." https://www.twitch.tv/randytaylor69/v/2682808468?sr=a
>>129288775Would still listen to metal if I could fast forward 10 years in the future, I've just tapped out what I could learn from the genre. Btw variations on a theme would be a great form for metal, it must have been done at some point.>OmI mean bands with actual talent.
>>129284435sneed
>>129288609Horna is decent.
>>129289670Horna is popslop, we hate that band here. Agaloch is better
>>129289601Pseudointellectual babble
>>129289685Agalloch is garbage.
>>129289601How do I transcend metal and start liking classical like you? I admire bach and baroque stuff but I don't really enjoy it enough to have it on repeat all day
>>129289562She surely needed a man to guide her.
>>129289708hector is a firm believer in "fake it till you make it"
>>129289707You need at least 110IQ to enjoy their music, but you need 90IQ to enjoy Horna's
>>129289708Increase your IQ
>>129289562Who cares about that man's new GPU?
>>129289721God imagine her giving you a blowjob while having the mantle in the background
Om sucks balls brah brah
>>129289725Funny.
ulver, agalloch, opeththe trifecta of gay poser shit
>>129289757I liked them as a kid. Haven't listened to them in years
I would like this general to spend more time discussing truly revolutionary acts such as Ehnahre or Jute Gyte.
>>129289775What you really want is Hector to return because you are bored without his spergouts
>>129289779That too. Midwits need to go
This thread needs more AI metal
>>129289737Coomer, I only said that because the video of her building her PC has no audio and she's narrating it. There's probably someone guiding her the whole time whileMaybe she explained it at the beginning, but I skipped ahead, so whatever.
>>129289775>Jute GyteNot Metal
>>129289788He was the dumbest of us all.
>>129289795Clean your ears.>>129289802Deluded.Anyway. Jute Gyte. Love ithttps://jutegyte.bandcamp.com/album/oviri
THE DARK ARMIES THEN WILL COME, WHEN THE SUM IS 41!
>>129289721>>129289737>>129289793>she>her
>>129289823Clean the shit off your cock.
>>129289823Comedy metal
Jdawg's wife's son
>>129289849>>129289850You don't even know the term xenharmonic, /shreddit/ IQ strikes again.
This guy desperately baiting Winston is even more pathetic than Nebula nox.
>>129289866You don't (can't) play an instrument, and have never composed music.
>>129289894Correct.
>Cycle Sluts from Hell>Though the name implied an all-girl group, in fact, the band consisted of four female singers backed by an all-male band.foids continue taking Ls
Behemoth just released this video. Rate the song and the video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoE6cmDXsuI
texted a girl i was going for a poo
>>129289894>>129289890I compose better than you.
Gonna try nofap next month.Metal for this feel?
>>129289932It's literally nothing.
>>129289928No, you don't. Be quiet
>>129289932Static-X - Push It
>>129289958gay
>>129289949Post your music. But I know you won't.
>>129289962>>129289928Burden of proof is on you.
>>129289972Correct.
>>129289927When is the wedding?”
https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Thrash_Queen/62099someone share this shitheap because currently no one shares it on slsk
>>129290037https://youtu.be/EiAkbTkSgoo?si=TOQDYnRi8yvi9lUC
>>129289961Nuh uh
>>129289708Track down a composer you like, and listen to them more and more. I didn't go from no classical to only classical overnight, it was a gradual shift over a year. I began by just randomly clicking through eras and famous composers; my first favorite piece that I truly loved (and still enjoy) was La Valse, it can be looked at as destructive piece, ironic/mocking, or ecstatic. All depends on your perception. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeomfSaTHzcFrom then on I went into some modern classical searching, although much of it in alienating in feeling, not a forceful or even brooding style. Scelsi and Ornstein were favorites for me for that reason, the tone clusters they utilize have very aggressive approach I found comfort in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1WaInjHUT0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOPveiG6q2kThen I continued searching for the sound I wanted out of the music, obviously I had a great obsession with Skjrabin due to his middle period, which has declined greatly these days because the aspects of that period (the dark polyrhythmic and contrapuntal style guided by structure, direction, and proper force) I found in much finer abundance in composers like Medtner, and minus the things I was neutral or negative about on (ecstasy or mysticism). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO77Z6G1V9shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhsD1MeQaXMAfter Night Wind came to dominate my musical thoughts I found it increasingly hard to go back to riffs and stale post-African repetitions. The complexities in bands like Ad Nauseam or Deathspell Omega sound more simplified to me now, they have lost that furiosity and whirlwind feeling I once derived from them. So long as riffs and repetitions dominate metal instead of actual motifs, there is a limitation to their worthiness. And so long as drums hog so much of the sound space without break, there is a limit to to clarity of sound and possibilities.
>>129290101Pseudointellectual babble
>>129290049>youtube clicker
>>129290129Great for sampling an album to decide whether it's worth the time. That album is not
>>129290101Just listen to Slayer and cease your faggotry
>>129290150>Just listen to Slayer and cease your faggotry
>>129290155
>>129290217>Literally has GAYER on his guitarHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYER
>>129290155you can't pick who listens to your musicjute gyte was so ashamed of you that he gave your money to black trannies
>>129290238Correct.
>>129290238>you can't pick who listens to your musicGayer wrote 0-0-0-0-0-0 slop to cultivate an audience of dysgenetic baldcucks like you thoughever.
if you listen to slaya you are a playaif you don't listen to slaya you are gay-a
>>129290237
>>129290288818
>>129290222>>Literally has GAYER on his guitarIt LITERALLY reads GEYER
>>129290295>marks himself GAYER to let everyone know who's the gayest fag of them all
>>129290217HEIL
>>129290311Based homosexual.
>marks himself GAYER to let everyone know who's the gayest fag of them allWinston moment
metal discussion?
>>129290324Jute Gyte and Ehnahre are for faggots
>>129290335Correct.
Symbolicance
Why is there suddenly so much posting about girls?
Bash the fag
>>129290401True, fuck all Gayer fans.
>>129290409We're talking about you
>>129290419Sorry I don't listen to Gayer, you have me confused for a balding obese retard.
>>129290436>>129290436>>129290436
>>129287542>Ethnic Black MetalBlackbraid is Mohawk-themed black metal and very good.
>>129290432Low IQ reading comprehension, nice one
>>129289972I composed a decent piece in 10 minutes then realised I had nothing to prove and didn't want some schizo stalker to stumble upon my music elsewhere so im not posting.>>129290101Mega based.
>>129290459Rodential post that earned you 0$, nice one.
>>129290457Cringe name, not listening
>>129290335for anyone that's not a retard*
>>129290470Ironic post
>>129290490Good joke
>>129290457>Blackbraid is Mohawk-themed black metal>Real/full name: Jon S. Krieger >Place of birth: Mexico (Guadalajara, Jalisco)
>>129290462>I had nothing to proveI accept your concession.
>>129290462>Mega based.Btw are you the lap steel guy?
>>129290948>guyNo, I'm trans.
>>129290948>>129291038(You)
Guys i need HELP finding a band that was posted here some time ago, it was even on the thread cover, it was a band that sounds EXACLY like an 80's thrash/speed NWOBHM band, the album cover was something with chess pieces i think, the album art also looked exacly like an 80s album, please someone can help me???
>>129292013Jaguar – Power Games
>>129292903No, its a new band from 2020's, the album cover looks cool but oldschool
>>129293294Just listen to >>129292903 instead. The other thing wasn't even worth remembering, hence your question.
