>musician/band gets any kind of rhythm going>audience immediately starts clapping in time
yeah
>>129288215>audience starts clapping on the wrong beat (1 and 3 instead of 2 and 4)
>audience tries to head bang to Meshuggah
>>129288552According to them all their music is on 4/4
>>129288215>singer gets too drunk and belligerent >singer starts air humping the stage and you're in the front row >they decided that was the day they would wear spandex
>>129288215>audience almost immediately loses the tempo and falls off.>>129288552>>129288616Follow the hats. It's not all 4/4 per se, but Tomas' right hand is mostly doing as much 4/4 as possible. 33's do come up, and sometimes he runs out of limbs.
>enjoying the show>people start standing, blocking my view>have to stand, making it a miserable experience
>>129289163At this point I don't even go to shows unless there's some kind of elevated seating area. Being a manlet sucks.
>>129288215I would honestly just stop playing and tell the audience to stop.
>Person in the audience shouts the name of a song that has already been played.
>>129289163>tall guy with broad shoulders, thick neck and a huge ballcap sits in front of me
>>129289163I spend most of my time at shows walking around on the lawn if there's a lawn. I don't understand why you consider standing such a horrible fate.
>>129288527>musician plays in 5/4 for one bar to fix this
>>129288215>obscene and corrupt monopoly sells overpriced tickets that get snatched up by scalpers almost immediately
>>129288527This gives me levels of rage that I lack the vocabulary to articulate.
>>129291288... shit... who was that? Stevie Ray?
>>129291263>gifMissionary, with loving eye contact while she spouts crackpot theories
>>129291288Did this when a drummer we were trying out was on the wrong beat. I felt ungovernable
>>129291263It's weird how this dumb bitch is somehow cuter than most white girls I see on a regular basis.
>>129288527i hate how little rhythm normies have. it pisses me off.
