/mu/ - I had a dream that I was dating Dua Lipa and I was - Music

Anonymous

01/31/26(Sat)19:12:39 No.129291316

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Anonymous 01/31/26(Sat)19:12:39 No.129291316 Archived

I had a dream that I was dating Dua Lipa and I was having sex with her.

And then I woke up.

Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)19:14:28 No.129291344

Anonymous 01/31/26(Sat)19:14:28 No.129291344

>>129291316
Most based thread on /mu/

Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)19:17:14 No.129291378

Anonymous 01/31/26(Sat)19:17:14 No.129291378

i dont get it, she looks like the average italian woman

Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)19:25:53 No.129291463

Anonymous 01/31/26(Sat)19:25:53 No.129291463

>>129291378
she is the sexiest woman alive bar none.

Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)19:37:25 No.129291569

Anonymous 01/31/26(Sat)19:37:25 No.129291569

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>>129291316
Albanoid gypsy

Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)19:41:20 No.129291602

Anonymous 01/31/26(Sat)19:41:20 No.129291602

>>129291569
wow dua lipa looks like THIS?

Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)19:46:01 No.129291644

Anonymous 01/31/26(Sat)19:46:01 No.129291644

>>129291598
highly doubt this but a man can dream

Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)19:58:09 No.129291735

Anonymous 01/31/26(Sat)19:58:09 No.129291735

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>>129291316
FOGGED

Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)20:08:18 No.129291809

Anonymous 01/31/26(Sat)20:08:18 No.129291809

She is my girlfriend

Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)20:08:54 No.129291813

Anonymous 01/31/26(Sat)20:08:54 No.129291813

and then you woke up

Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)20:15:44 No.129291857

Anonymous 01/31/26(Sat)20:15:44 No.129291857

im gonna dm dua lipa on all of her social media profiles

Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)20:53:39 No.129292147

Anonymous 01/31/26(Sat)20:53:39 No.129292147

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>>129291316
Why do women feel the need to ruin their bodies with ugly tattoos?

Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)21:26:47 No.129292441

Anonymous 01/31/26(Sat)21:26:47 No.129292441

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>>129291316

Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)21:29:12 No.129292463

Anonymous 01/31/26(Sat)21:29:12 No.129292463

>>129291316
built for bbc

Anonymous
01/31/26(Sat)21:34:46 No.129292519

Anonymous 01/31/26(Sat)21:34:46 No.129292519

>>129291316
Big Dua bows are highly sexual

Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)00:05:17 No.129293706

Anonymous 02/01/26(Sun)00:05:17 No.129293706

i wish dua lipa was real and not simply a figment of my imagination.

Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)00:07:39 No.129293728

Anonymous 02/01/26(Sun)00:07:39 No.129293728

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>>129292147
mr homo over here looking at her tattoos

Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)00:10:33 No.129293752

Anonymous 02/01/26(Sun)00:10:33 No.129293752

>>129291316
That is a man

Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)00:13:28 No.129293765

Anonymous 02/01/26(Sun)00:13:28 No.129293765

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>>129293752
>sees beautiful adult woman
>immediately assumes it's a man
you really really love cocks huh? wish she had an 8 incher hanging from there?

Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)05:37:05 No.129295609

Anonymous 02/01/26(Sun)05:37:05 No.129295609

Bump

Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)13:49:49 No.129298468

Anonymous 02/01/26(Sun)13:49:49 No.129298468

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>>129293765
>tfw futa isn't real
Why even live?

Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)14:03:19 No.129298590

Anonymous 02/01/26(Sun)14:03:19 No.129298590

>>129291569
Europeans will say this shit and then criticize Americans for distrusting black people.

Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)14:04:20 No.129298602

Anonymous 02/01/26(Sun)14:04:20 No.129298602

>>129293765
I'm gonna goon to this later

Anonymous
02/01/26(Sun)14:07:43 No.129298637

Anonymous 02/01/26(Sun)14:07:43 No.129298637

>>129298590
that faggot has nothing to do with Germany or Germans, he types like a typical american altright muttoid