casually dropping a masterpiece on your tenth album editionOLD: >>129298948FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
this one
>>129309561This is the thread.
BLASTING
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
This album is phenomenal. Top tier Black Metal.
>>129309597>>129309599Come one, come allTo the most pointless show on Earth
Varg's Aryan Princesshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tIJCOcxUik
>>129309755How much Tylenol does he feed his kids?
>>129309652Correct.
Kaevum Reigns supreme
>>129309761Shalom
DESTRUCTION UPON A HOLY MAN WHO HAILS A JEW
>>129309755lmaohow can you hate this guy
VARG IS GAY AND HAS AIDS.
>>129309830How can he have a daughter if he gay?
>>129309840Weird things happen all the time.
>>129309856True
>>129309873Ebay marketplace-core. Enjoy your pesticide-covered cotton shirt shipped straight from Mexico anon!
I lift to aske
how do we feel about posers wearing burzum hoodies?
>>129309873It looks a bit weird around the neck
>>129309917Posers wear Burzum merch because that's what posers do.
>>129309926that means even if a true fan of burzum bought burzum merch, it would be poser behavior?
>>129309929Honestly a great album but I haven't listened to it since it came out.>>129309936No but you'd look like a poser.
Who remembers Caller of the Storm's AMA? I was there. I remember asking him a question about Blasphemy's influence with an anime reaction pic, he called me a fag and just left.
>>129309597
>>129309969Is that Forster second from right?
Is there any metal (preferably death) with rhymes like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbQv9P-Vmi8
This album goes too hard.
>>1293100450 memorable riffs
>>129310051Why post such a defamatory claim?
>>129310059I have to let everyone know
>>129310045They should have kept the correct proportions of the artwork.
>>129309543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HynpKOlESUthis is metal
>>129310177this is mental illness
Varg haters are gay and have aids
>>129309599
>>129309969I stood beside Erik at a King Diamond show and towered over him. So CoTS is also a manlet.
hi guys is Satanic Warmaster racist? I heard from my leftist friends that they are lowkey homophobic and transphobic, are there any alternatives with similar sound?
>>129310391>my leftist friendsThere's your problem
>>129309822Varg will always be a great guy.
is "88" Aryan Kampf 88 a nazi dogwhistle?
>>129310080Does that look like a square to you?
>>129310391If you were told SW is homophobic and transphobic why are you asking if they are racist?Anyway, why does it matter?
>>129310437They cropped the album cover anyway.
NO SOULNO IDENTITYNO PEACENO SERENITYDOOMED TO WALK THIS EARTHUNTIL OUR DYING DAYS
>>129310437They could've used part of it for the physical release rather than making the painting look like shit
>>129310391Satanic Warmaster is AGP-coded
>>129310549Werwolf is a based NES and SNES-man.
>>129309873Almost looks like he has the David Byrne physique.
>>129310613>>129309873He looks like McVeigh.
I need to organize files on my pcmetal for this feel
Jute Gyte is the king
>>129309597>>129309599https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kivg_y7osmY
if you go to concerts, you're not metal my fucking guy. we fucking hate normalfags and concerts here
>>129311102Correct.
If the band doesn't have pic related, I'm NOT interested
Sometimes j go on a bender on metal but it rapes my ears after about 3hrs
>>129311337>bender>3hWhat a weakling.
>>129309561Not exactly
>>129309597Also found out last fm seems to be down. Rats.
>>129311379I divide it 3 hrs then like later in the day another 2
>>129311557Truly a binge.
>>129309561first imgur link the pastebin is broken
>>129311642Only when using imgur.https://rimgo.bcow.xyz/a/I4V7E
>>129311674not clicking this, cia nigger
>>129310649>Timmy won't do shit...
>>129311682Yet you clicked an imgur link, kek.
>>129310421Dogwhistle? No that's a full on siren
If you go to concerts and support your favorite bands, you're fucking based. We love fans that keep the scene going.
>>129309597I don't think I'm going to listen any further into their discography
>>129311847Correct.
>>129311847Incorrect. Go back to shreddit. Oh, wait
>>129311102Correct and based
wtf is a shreddit?
I’m a huge pop music fan. I love my esoteric folk and my ambient collage and my digital hardcore, but when I need to just put something on while I’m cleaning or whatever you’re gonna catch me on that Sabrina Carpenter grind. On that Charli XCX grind. On that Maude Latour grind.
>>129311899Communion is the heaviest symphonic metal album of all time though
>>129312033adding more and more symphonic parts is why I don't want to listen any further
>mid riffs>Ass vocals > Not heavy enough to justify lack of melody.>Songs too long Why do people rate this band so highly? Why are they known as one of the essentials? I fucking hate them.
>>129312009R/metalheads
>>129312033adding more and more symphonic parts is why I continued listening
>>129312048one good album: the band
>>129310549We are done with your libel and defamation of /metal/ icons.
>>129312057Even that album I can't stand.
>>129312053t. a gay bitch
We love concerts here. Shut-in incels can blow nigger dick
>>129312095forgot your meme arrow newfag therefore you are identifying as the gay bitch kek get fucking rekt
>>129312129Correct.
>>129312129go listen to nightwish you homo
>>129312051Incorrect. It's r/metal
>>129312103Correct.
>>129312175Incorrect.
>>129312198No, it is.
More of an r/MetalForTheMasses kinda guy
>>129312103>watching through your phone
>>129312216Incorrect.
>>129312259
>>129312103>literal baldie I repeat, concerts are for retarded normalniggers.
>racist incels too afraid to leave the houselol
>>129312103also, mutt's law>>129312434ad hominem
Awful thread
>>129312434How can I be racist when you claim we are all one race?
>>129312434nigger there's no good gigs in January and there's too much snow to be worth going to the ones I'm on the fence about besides
Smells like bitch nigga in here
>>129312855open your window
>>129312868Still smells like bitch nigga in here
Cranked up to 11!!
>>129312868Lmao gottem
>>129312482retard
>>129313202Not really lmao. You smell like a bitch nigga
>>129313239We don't sign our own posts here
stop using the n word
>>129309873That guy doesn't even look white.
I wanna marry Varg's aryan daughter
>>129312606Correct.
>>129313257>no uCommon bitch nigga response LOL. Brah its time to do your laundry, wash that bitch nigga stink out!!
>>129313356You can't wash it off, it'll be on him forever
>>129313356>>129313390Ironic posts
I wish I was a popular metal artist
Trve Black Metal is catharsis
Although now it reeks of bitch nigga
>>129313461for what? what would you like to do besides metal?
>>129313536I have no idea I'm an amateur metal musician I wish I had some recognition>what would you like to do besides metal?nothing really, I just wish people would admire me/respect me kek.
>>129313559instead im shitposting on an anonymous metal general. tfw we'll never be well known
suck & fuck metal
>>129313689chuck suck 'n' fuck
>>129313707But Chuck did give the best head in all metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a red cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deepthroat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would always signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender and heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring him to mind. The sound of "heavy" metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of cum. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.To say Chuck was gay, is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite though. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck, you are king of the world."I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
>>129313741the chuckster wasn't gay
>>129313840>.webmnot true
Thank you for the cliquespam
>>129313861Inches from achieving full trans cat obsession mode
>>129312434Yeah, it's just socially anxious bitter losers acting superior on the internet while the reality is they're neurotic fags too scared to go to a show, as if anyone at a metal concert gives a fuck you're there alone
>>129314054>projection
>>129313466why did you post pop punk
>>129313861that’s the chad corner
Holy basado
>>129309597Never liked CORE shit before this
Symbolicance
>>129313466HEIL
Where'd all the good posters go? This thread is shit
>>129314192The spam, autism, and lusting after children was repellent
>>129314105Pop punk is fun
Dead internet theory is true in that weird motherfuckers make people leave places that would have been decent forums for discussion
I stumbled upon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-d6pD5KDQYI really like it.I checked the metal archives and there are no bands in the similar artists, same for the other links.Every time I try to branch out and look at doom and/or stoner and/or desert I just wish I was listening to the other song. I will probably not find anything else I like as much as this.Thank you for reading my epic blog.
Phil Tougay ruined Worm
>>129314198>spam, autism, and lusting after childrenthat's nbsmcels for ya
>>129314347Rodents are known to have such an effect as well
great
>>129314543Sounds like you should call pest control
i listen to lamb of god while delivering packages for amazon
>>129315021Get back to work, wagie
do you guys like this guitar design im going to build?
>>129309597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rR-wqxRjIg
>>129315021i listen to lamb of god while ordering shit from amazon with free gov't gibs so shut up and deliver my shit
>>129313171why do these fags have to make their band name so fucking illegible its a major pain in the dick deciphering these cookie monster bands album pictures to look up
>>129315089im glad i was able to decipher the cliche spoopy fontthis band is pretty cool for a retarded death metal band
>>129315120Why's he sleeping with his hat on still
>>129315089>why do these fags have to make their band name so fucking illegible its a major pain in the dick deciphering these cookie monster bands album pictures to look upThat one is pretty easy to read though anon
>>129315135no, it's literally impossible
>>129315165>literallyI'm sure the people who wrote the title could read it
>>129315058Looks pretty cool.
>>129315089What is reverse image search?
>>129315058Not really, no
https://youtu.be/I1uJw3Fec_Y?si=vEGXaJDoHG4B25M9
Ur mom just roke up
>>129315380We the metal community do not accept such creatures
>>129315665This but for other "creatures"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49ZxQ0d0s1U
>>129314337Sure, but its grating after awhile
>>129314145Didn't like them back in the day. More into Converge honestly. Or 80s noise punk like Flipper and early Butthole Surfers. Anything that didn’t sound like hoe scaring nonsense i steered clear of. Anything to keep people away from me was my bread & butter.
>>129312057Nah Pleasures Of The Flesh and Fabulous Disaster beg to differ (Prong)
>>129309597>>129309599Drowning the Light kinda night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHQSW9CONksmore metal than whatever trendy shit you fucks are into
>>129315880Definitely not.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
>>129315880We hate this here.>>129315900We love this here.
Why didn't anyone ever say this one was actually good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gnK2b6gMEA
>>129315973it's not
>>129316038 3.43 / 5.0 from 4,103 ratings
>>129316046When I'm Gone is a great song.
>>129315973Not metal.
>>129316069Nu-metal is still metalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQggDNA7Jfw
Thought this black lady was fine af and then the resolution finished loading
>>129316108Not metal.
>>129316130Purple manSmoking weed
https://youtu.be/5EcAceh8XXIHfw this music is shit
>>129316066
>>129316233Not metal.
>>129316277Thank God for that
>>129309906You should aske yourself why you're listening to such terrible music
Personally I lift to whatever music I'm listening to at the moment. Probably not metal
Heavy metal maniac. Because she's heavy lmao
Livestreaming my wife's birth on Twitch in a few hours what should I blast for the stream lads
>>129316473nice, saved
>>129316513plz save my frog one too fren
what are some albums with weird production? i like metal albums that have production that is a bit out of the ordinary, not the standard stuff
>>129316589High IQ production right here.
>>129316523already did last time I saw it
>>129315973BRR BRR DENG BRRR BRR DENG
>>129316589>funeral doom utterly submerged in a bassy drone>weirdly thin guitar tone, yet not the typical "we recorded everything on a dictation device" necro BM production
https://youtu.be/XYvTDBeXkFw?si=LJK0apjI27y_JzKT
sup uncs
How do genZ tiktokers justify listening to shit like Crowbar when they're so closely associated with Mr WHITE WINE himself?
>>129316732Death metal is unc-core
>>129316732good morning sir
Is Blackbraid that good? Most viewed music video on BMP, but I don't see anything remarkable about it, sounds alright but that's it
>>129316762correct
>>129316776if black metal is popular then it probably sucks
>>129316856Agreed, Burzum is shit
Metallica is stale boomer shit now, but their Live Shit: Binge & Purge concert from 1989 is a GOAT. The way they performed To Live is to Die was a great homage to Burton.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfl_TmcEW-M
>>129317040>now
>>129317047For at least 25 years.
>>129309822People probably thought he brainwashed his kids into only liking stuff he likes but she prefers Harry Potter to Tolkien and is into Taylor Swift. Seems like their household is kind of liberal in a way. You are an abusive asshole if you try to make your kids into carbon copies of yourself. You should allow your kids to have an open mind and develop their own taste. At face value it seems like Varg actually does that. I like that he does not seem to take himself too seriously. I think he likes to troll all the trve kvlt morons a lot. Thats probably why he started making AI content. Just to pull their legs.
>>129317040This concert footage made me pick up electric guitar.
>>129317323I was into both Tolkien and Harry Potter as a kid. I still like the first three Potter books (the third is my favorite). Can not stand the Potter movies. I am really not into Tolkien at all anymore. I prefer all the stuff he ripped off now or his predecessors like E.R. Eddison.
you do realize metal is for children...right?
>>129317482Sounds like wishful thinking, groomer. There are no children here.
>>129309597exodus - tempo of the damned
>>129317482So are vidya and animu but they are still fun
>>129317482t. 22 year old who still cares about how others perceive his taste in music. When you finish growing up you will stop caring.
>>129317482Everything you liked when you were ten years old IS in fact STILL cool.
>>129317564my man
>>129316589Lo-fi power metal
Are all Finnish metal guys insufferable faggots or is it just Rauta?
BLACK STAR BLACK STAR I GOT NO REASON AT ALL TO DOUBT YOU MOTHER
WE'RE GONNA PISS ALL OVER YOUR TOWN
>>129316449You married a fetus? No way that's legal - at least not in the West.
>>129319753>a fetusIt's called a spinster in the middle east
they're laughing at us in the classical general
Metal music is the only true living descendant of classical music as it is the martiage of Wagnerian composition and the Hitleric spirit. Modern “classical” is a cheap imitation
>>129319753Weird schizo freak way of interpreting what is otherwise a funny post
>>129319827go forth and defend your honor as a true metalhead!
>>129319827Seems they are laughing at that loser Kektor rather than at /metal/.
>>129319859Learn English, retard.
>>129309609i was thinking that this lacked in melody but then i got to the last 2 tracks, which blew me awayshit you not, i was listening to the second half of track 6 and right when it cuts to silence and back in, its exactly what i wanted to happen but it caught me so off guard and i was on my feet, great stuff thanks anonill listen again because the first half of the record wasnt good
>>129309936non-poser burzum fans iron their button shirts
>129320103Weird schizo
>>129319827Classical music "discussion" is pointless and boring
>>129316776PANF mogs
Found a gem in YouTube comment sectionhttps://youtube.com/@efromtheinternet
>>129320116>i was thinking that this lacked in melody>ill listen again because the first half of the record wasnt goodi couldn't have been more wrong..
Castle Rat
>>129320194did NOT motherfucking click
>>129320194awesome
>starter rats
>>129320221Count Ratula
>>129319827>valuing the opinions of gayboys and lasses The men moved to riff-based music.
>>129320269So women don't listen to metal then
>>129320314Correct
>>129309561https://youtu.be/x1wgD3bNLqI?si=syxi-uqQj9WpdRJm
>>129320362Definitely shan't be listening to any more metal than I do now then
any hitlerian grindcore recs?
>>129315058I like it. 7 String, Evertune Bridge, Fishman Fluence Modern pickup? I'd do the BC Rich horns headstock.
>>129320269What is the Dutch genre?
>>129320545There was a song that went like 'Hitleeeer was a sensitive maaaan' and another 'Hitler had only one testicle'. It could be the same band - Magrudergrind, but I don't know.https://www.last.fm/music/Magrudergrind/_/Hitler+Only+Had+One+Testicle+pt.+1
this is the corniest shit I ever heard
>>129320607I assume this is a Dutch study, and that it refers to Dutch regional/folk music.
>>129320619https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Ya01fTkIw
DJ THROW UP SYNARCHY OF MOGGED BUCKS ON THE SET, ITS BLASTING TIMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9H3iFSVPiA
TV dinner rats
>>129320837Correct.
Alexi Laiho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frKCz2hokNsgive me songs with kino starts that turn generic immediately after
SYMBOLICANCE
>>129309597decent album for what it is, but its hard to amaging eht guys in this band looking at this cover art a thinking "thats cool, we should use that"2000s cgi album art is really something else
NSDM Exists
>>129320798The greatest metal album of all time, legendary.
>>129320996Correct. hail hasjarl
>>129320798DJ DOGMUNCHER ON THE TRACK! \\m//
Still waiting for the piano arrangement of Synarchy
>>129320991Never Stop Da Madness
>>129320970goofy ass goo-goo eyes
Banging to this while I play video games and order a domino's
>>129321034This, but unironically. Also the Ad Nauseam piano transcription is missing from youtube now for whatever reason.
>>129321034This, but ironically
>>129321209That’s dogtube for you
>>129321190Hell yeah
>>129321190Try /trad/ for these kinds of posts
Let loose the angerHeld back too longMy blood runs cold
>>129321465>>/metal/ doesn't like dopethroneshame on you
*cookie montser voice* PUSSY!!!!!!!!!
>>129321190This post gave me nostalgic vibes.
Cookie montser
Every Cannibal Corpse album since they kicked out Chris Barnes sounds the same
>>129321956He should start his own band like Megadave
>>129321977GOAT
>>129322121thats a horse
>>129321956Why ruin a good thing? CC and Amon Amarth nailed their sound and keep doing it well.
we love Running Wild here
>>129322153One good song
off topic edish in 3...2...1...
based
>>129322199>>129322199>>129322199
If we don't have a new thread in 2 mins its gonna be a wigger slam edition
>>129322166Eye of the greyhoundLife demiseMirelleOceans of timeDie aloneThose are my faves from that album, all bangers. If you dont agree your a tranny with no taste, simple as
