Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
OLD: >>129309561FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
BLASTING
>ENTER
>ReminderMusic is indeed a meritocracy and if you don't play an instrument and/or sing, then you're opinion is factually lower than of those who do.
>>129321977>>129322035>>129322153>>129322327>>129322254>>129322336>>129322363ratspam tier
r/MetalForTheMasses
>>129322370Thank you Ratthew, much love to the janitors on the discord.
claim your morbid angel album
>>129322407They're all mine.
The name is Shredthew actually
>>129322407I will take Altars of Madness.
Boring thread
Immortal broke up because Abbath raped Demonaz in the humid summer of '03
>>129322407B > C = F > A > G > H > D > the rest
Feels good to blast heavy metal at 2200 and my neighbors can't do shit
>>129322407Gateways definitely
>>129322407I prefer death angel myself
>>129322407Never heard any of them
all tech death is boring and sounds the same
>>129322343I made a new years resolution to write a song by the end of this yearWish me luck
>>129322199I dont think ive ever seen a metal band or people in general as low energy as these fucks in my life
>>129322199she looks great but i'll never listen to her music
>>129322255HEIL
>>129322584>>129322577She's a geniushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWRmjkPgZkY
>>129322615Linus-core
>>129322199this is my girlfriend's favorite band and idk why. i don't like them very much, and i listen to a ton of metal.
>>129322536Listen to some Czech stuff
>>129322536Sure, if you only listen to 2000's clicky-sweepy teckslop.
>>129322626You type like a lezzer
Why are you just posting random album covers
>>129322199Feels off, none of them have a background in metal and she's some kinda artsy bird. She's a bit tidy and I do like some of the riffs, just seems false to me.
>>129322815I think he's trying to disprove >>129322536
>>129322815Uh oh melty
>>129322924
Do normgroids really? After listening to them all Spiritbag had the best song imo.
>>129322932I lived like this for some years, it leaves you so hollow. Go with Christ
>>129322974Grammys don't mean anything it's just an elitist circle jerk
>>129322813
>>129322987>Go with ChristShalom
>>129322992What a sad life.
>>129322987https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmYSr3ZpDuU
>>129322992Giving are Devin a run for her money here
>>129322611Okay thanks for showing me this band. I'm going to show it to my dad he's going to love this shit.
>>129322815Not that you were asking genuinely and actually care since i know you just wanna whine like a crybaby faggot. But im posting shit i like simply because i can. And if you dont like it then ig you can suck off my asshole while you cry if that makes you feel better :^)
>>129323076Yeah probably cuz she's got her tits out lmao
>>129323084Decimated that runtoid jfc
Please try to keep a lid on the looney bin
>>129323110https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=aARUov34dzA
>>129323120100% this >>129322199
>>129323084>I am flooding a discussion thread with textless posts as I am too retarded to elaborate on why I like thingsThanks for explaining. Type your rimjob fantasies somewhere else, faggot
>>129323130So, dog owners have these puppys, which they consider 'cute', but to be honest, some of the smaller dogs can be some of the most vicious, and even a scratch from one can be fatal as shown by the recent incident involving a woman dying from rabies. The 'pug' breed of dog is unable to breath properly and has alot of other health issues such as Pug Dog Encephalitis and Patellar Luxation (probably due to generations of inbreeding, because some influential/rich people thought they were 'cute') Alot of dogs I've come across seem to take their anger out on everything that moves (and sometimes even inanimate items - There's a video about a dog randomly attacking bins/trash cans on Youtube) Their owners are delusional if they think an unstable walking beast with literal knives for teeth that puts everyone (including them) at risk is 'cute'. The whole inbreeding situation with dogs is probably one of the main reasons why they're like that, but that would need a whole new playlist lol. Anyways, why are they still allowed in public?! Why aren't more countries banning them?! This is a song about that!
>>129323090You gay? That's a bonus.
>>129323148No, I'm not a metalhead sorry
>>129323145>elaborate on why I like thingsIm not Anthony fantano ya fuckin nerd. I like shit cuz its good and dont have to explain it. Im not a poser like you that needs to have music explained to enjoy/appreciate it. I think theres a subreddit that you can go back to designed for pussies like you, so go there. Nobody wants to discuss anything with you anyway so you should leave lol
>>129322591LIVING MANDATORY SUICIDE SUICIDE SUICIDE SUICIDE
Any more milk truck metal?
>>129323240Cringe
>>129323230High IQ post
Goddamn Clouddead is such overrated kook shit. Dope as hell instrumentals though
>>129322987I ain't going anywhere with no dead hippie jew, you seen that epstein shit? Them kikes be wilding, nigga
>>129323230>can't write 1 thing about any of the albums he posts and supposedly likes>can write worthless bitching the moment someone calls him outYou're not into metal, you're into being a bitch. Bitchmade faggot poserOut of those Defeated Sanity albums you posted an hour ago, which one is your favorite? Can you say which and give 1 basic reason why? Can you prove you even listened to them? Can you prove you're even sentient?
>>129323240Abigail - Forever Street Metal Bitch
>>129323378Cringe
They created black metal, right?
>>129323511Nope.
>>129323382Yes he's a pest and idiot, but you're not going to win anything by arguing with him.Do you debate mosquitoes, or do you keep them out of your house?>>129323511They paved the way for black metal, and were a good band either way.
>>129323511they created the term but not necessarily the genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-SYk4HJt_U
>>129323540Yep.
>>129323540varg doesn't look so bad for his age, is it the beard? Is it something else? I wonder because i don't have a lot of beard and I don't really like myself.
>>129323511that was bathory
>>129322230this is really good btw
>>129322387I always wonder if that cover art was inspired by this.
>>129322407No one mentiontioned Covenant. /metal/ has a really shitty taste.
>>129323382>faggot: why are you posting random album covers?>me: because i like it>faggot: no you need to explain why you like it!first you ask why im posting random shit, then i tell you its albums i like(therefore not random). But already having that question answered isnt enough, now the goalpost is moved to me having to explain why i like it Just goes back to my my initial response when i told you you werent genuinely asking and just wanted to whine like a faggot, which btw ur still doing>me: call you a poser(cuz u are)>faggot: no u!And no i cant give you a reason or tell u my favorite, sorry i dont have to. Its not a matter of can i, its that i wont with you. Dont believe that i like them then idc. Its way more believable im posting them because i dont listen to them, youre right lol
>>129323608Hey zoomer, metal bands didnt invent horse drawn carriages
>>129323674Fucking lol what kind of autism is this, you're spamming and shitting up a thread fuck off
>>129323540Varg didn't create black metal, but he did perfect it.
>>129323674Spam more album covers
>>129323676sybau
>>129323608I think its just a common horror theme. The folklore of the haunted carriage/phantom coach>>129323678The kind thats cranked up to 11. Idc about your crybabying dude. Im not breaking any rules and the way i see it is im blessing this thread. All a matter of subjective opinion i guess>>129323692Heres one
>>129322611genius nonice tits yes
>>129323776So true
>>129323797Why is grindcore not considered metal?
>>129323577This is Bathorgayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHNze4ycb5E
>>129322230>barely anyone blasting
Is Kirk Hammett the most successful unskilled metal musician?
>>129323775I’ve only ever listened to pariah but I should listen to this one too
>>129323987
>>129323511They heavily inspired it (>>129323563) both aesthetically and production-wise. But no, black metal didn't become a proper genre until the 2nd wave>>129323987Right now? ProbablyBut before he had just enough skill and that's what really mattered>>129323674>>129323775>avoids the question again and spams more infantile vitriol, further proving the point that he's a bitch>calls anyone a "poser" but still can't say ( one ) thing about the music he's supposedly 'listened' toWhat an embarassment, go jerk off to your rimjob pornography instead of wasting the image limit here
>>129322992A Sucked Orange mogs
SLAM WIGGAZ WW@?
>>129324079I understand what you mean completely
>>129324067>wasting image limitExcept that rarely happens. These threads reach bump limit before reaching image limit. Again just whining like a crybaby faggot over some madeup issue. God you are such a fucking faggot pussyboy and whats funny is youre probably totally unaware of the fact
Deftones
>>129324272Not metal.
Castle rat sucksAlmost as much as I would suck Riley’s tits
>Bought this album without ever hearing it off of Hells Headbangers>Thought my record player was going to shit and was just about to buy a new cartridge>Someone uploads it to the internet>Turns out it just sounds badAm I crazy or is this mixing some of the worst in history? I love “bad” black metal production but I don’t want actual BAD productionhttps://youtu.be/AFjXMVdGOV4
>>129322199Her pussy pics finally leaked on.
>>129324327Looks and sounds like zoomers trying too hard to sound like the norwegians in 92
Greatest song ever written btwhttps://youtu.be/9eWvmFFACGM
>>129324270Calling someone faggot 30 times doesn't make you win arguments lolI'm not even being hard on you, all it takes is 1 sentence about any of the albums you're posting and you'll prove me wrong, and I'll fuck off forever. But you still haven't (can't). Pretty funny
>>129324517Incorrecthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVOfKzODchM
>>129324547Leave him alone, the standards are so low here now the fact he's posting metal albums is commendable
>>129322199https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlnoHux7ptY
>>129322255
>>129324547I already won from the beginning what are you even talking about, i won before you even initiated this interaction. My one sentence was "i like it because its good", seen here: >>129323230Hope that works for you
>>129324686Based
>>129324632Nah, even the NS posters have the basic courtesy to write something with the albums they ritualpost every thread. At least people have the courtesy to quote the 'blasting' post. This guy just dumped a bunch of albums only tourists haven't heard, I ask him why and he immediately samefags and spergs out. He's obviously just a waste of space trying to start shit while unable to handle any>>129324649I am asking for ONE comment on ANY of these albums you posted, not some worthless blanket statement you made in response to me to cover your ass. You still cannot fulfill my 1 simple request.
prong
>>129322854Yeah, I get the same vibe. I like some of their stuff, she's hot and I got my copy of their first record really cheap. I wouldn't call myself a fan, but not a hater. More "I'll go see them when the come around here".
Bumpan.
>>129322565>>129322580>>129322589Based Dawn-poster
>>129324821If it's not Ratthew it's some other extra-no-life fag spamming, so it doesn't matter what he posts.
>>129324821Why?
snap your g string suck your dick- prong
>>129324826>>129324829Because I like those albums? I haven’t been on /mu/ regularly in a couple years is there a new resident shitposter I’m unaware of?
>>129323608they do an homage to king diamond with one of the screams in black horizons, so i'm sure it wasn't a coincidence
>>129324856We love that game here
>>129324919Okay.
>>129324632 Having read your post again, I've realised you're right, these threads have been way worse. If it takes some spammer for people to actually discuss metal, so be it.We need more posts like >>129323608 >>129324327 which actually stir some basic discussion instead of just endless image posts and spam. /trad/ shows that a metal general can be decent if people actually give a modicum of a shit>>129324649Keep posting those albums champ
>>129324974Why are you pretending to be another poster here?
Linus
My goal today is have my landlord expell me for excess of noise late night
>>129325082Nebula nox quality post
>>129325111His "landlord" is his mom
>>129325111Idk who that is>>129325118I was going to say I wish but I actually dont I like having my place and listenan to metal without anyone bothering, blasting picrel rn
>>129324706>>129324771>>129325176
my hair is too gay to grow out longhow do i fix this
>>129325215Take estrogen then you won't be a faggot anymore
>>129325215Keep it short. Long hair is annoying anyway.
The best part about enjoying metal is knowing that chinlets don't know how to.
>>129322230
>>129325532
>>129325532And you have to listen to sick riffs to remind rodents that they can't have anything good in life. They can have schizophrenia and estranged parents... and boring as hell techno. And that's... pretty much it.
>>129325627Losercore album
>>129325627Hey, >>129325605 that's a pretty cool album! Not that a chincel would know!
>>129325657Losercore post
Not a good look for ________.
Metalheads
>>129325697>>129325760Correct.
>>129322230Reminds me of this general.
Shreddit.
>>129325894holy frickin pukeola
>>129325894>Castle RatTicket status: purchased
>>129325894>Fu Manchu unceremoniously thrown with the filler
I just realized that black metal still has breakdowns it got from punk, they’re just using simple melody instead of chug riffs. This at 3:31 if the timestamp doesn’t work is functionally a breakdown if you ask me, and tons of bands use this exact motif of a simple tremolo riff with a blast beat as a tension release https://youtu.be/QnA7hyDxXso?t=211
>>129322230vile>>129326071I'm too busy blasting to check that and can't think of another example off my head, but that would make sense. Is your example an established melody played slower or simpler, or is it a new melody introduced in a simple form and variated after?
>>129326059I hope they will include some club gigs on that tour
Ur mom just roke up
>>129326153I saw them at a club last year and it was fucking incredible
>>129326186The only time I saw them was on the Clone of the universe tour. There were many cute milfs there.Also I had to look up the damn album name and wtf, they released a new album in 2024?
>>129325894Lol is wardruna really that big now? I remember when they were basically a gorgoroth spinoff band
>>129326071>>129326125OK I don't notice that melody being used anywhere else.I wanted to argue a little, as that buildup and payoff structure is all over metal (solos), but I remembered Sabbath Bloody Sabbath's 3:19 riff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQCVK_NWRnM&t=199 is a proto-breakdown riff, functioning in the same way. I wonder if the black metal "breakdowns" has its own name or another songwriting perspective to look at it from.
>>129323623Covenant is the normalfag pick.
>>129322230Well this shit blasts... and is unlistenable to sane people.
>>129322230Pretty cool thrash record.
>>129326477>christianreborn slaps tho
>>129326480>>christianYes, that's pretty cringe.
>available until 20/06/2026Do they delete the vid after that? Or just unpost it?https://youtu.be/tkW4je_DOwQMight download it locally I guess just in case Unless they upload it on their website or shit?
>>129326574ARTE randomly remove a lot of their uploads, wether on YouTube or their website. You absolutely want to keep a copy of their videos if you really enjoy them.
>when the leitmotif hits
Why the fuck are there no Inquisition clones? I haven't even found a shitty one, there's no one out there trying to pull off anything similar to what Dagon does.
>>129326946they've milked their style to the grave themselves
>>129325894>ROTN and Arthur Brown
/meal/ I realised recently I somehow only listened to two new releases last yearGive me your best albums of 2025
Does anyone know any good swedeath albums? i'm getting sick of entombed, dismember, grave, n2k2, bloodbath, carnage all the timeMust have the HM2 tone btw
BLACK METAL IS NOT FOR NIGGERS, KIKES, TRANNIES, PUSSIES. WE HATE THEM HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpKSP_r9_iM1488 SIEG HEIL
>>129327189https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8TWQuCi4g4
>>129326934Thank you Pozzak
>>129327191uhhh asphyx
>>129327191
CHRIST IS KING
I will marry Varg's aryan daughter
Varg is straight and is based
>>129326203Yes and it's legit one of their best
>>129327451>aryanlmaoooo
>4 days without an uploadRip in peace man
>>129327189https://youtu.be/uoIBVxeJRC0https://youtu.be/bJtWWXxrBVIhttps://youtu.be/9y5MKwGPUSQhttps://youtu.be/5DIg9PujFp8https://youtu.be/leiyhm5PrGEhttps://youtu.be/I8RDggNHNBIhttps://youtu.be/kMZ9FP8YRFchttps://youtu.be/kffBxrlXHVo
>>129327224INHERENTLY.
>>129327704We hate that guy here
>>129327784Correct, we also hate the slop he uploads
>>129327822I was blasting lifelover earlier too.
>>129327822>>129327829faggots
>>129327829preparing for the show this saturday
>>129325894what a weird line upbody count, primus, sisters of mercy, carpenter brut ??????????
>>129325611now do black metal
why is Death so good?its very accessible even though its cookie monster music
>>129328001>its very accessible
>>129327224Black metal is made by twinks for twinks, fuck outta here.
>>129327853where? stockholm? nice
>>129328146>twinksOnly homosexuals use that word, faggot.
>>129328046In the realm of death metal yes, the vocals are harsh but pretty easy to understand. Instrumentally the biggest barrier of entry would be some of the more proggy parts but it has lots of prettier sounding riffs and solos that appeal to the more traditional “metalhead”.
>>129328172Well I do like black metal so you’re only proving my point for me.
>>129328295based band, even hector likes them.
>>129322611I hate pastiche slop of any genre
I will make the first NSDM album
>>129328343arghoslent
>>129328349not ns, theyre just racist
>>129328317What kind of melanated bicycle collector thinks I like this band?
>>129328363I'm confused lass, in the previous thread you said they were based for making that "white nigger" song
>>129328355
>>129328380damn didnt know, what album did they make about ns?
>>129322199OP IS FAGGOT!
What's the meaning behind this song. I've always liked it but I can't grasp the meaning behind the lyrics.https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5qpocfM4pmk
>>129328379The only two posts I made last thread were about the piano arrangments for AN and calling Synarchy legendary.
>>129328389the first two have stronger NS themes than the last two so those ones
then im gonna make the first NS Sludge Metal
>>129328406>Ad Nauseam piano transcription I hope that goes online again
>>129328417demo when
NSPM
anti-semite klezmer
nsbm fags have comically small ears
>>129326393>>129326071Plenty of genres use breakdowns most metalfags are just musically retarded and think the term exclusively means -core chugs.
The Synarchy of Molten Bones shall consistof Men of worth and Men of ill intentin abandoned yet equal numbers,for their insurgent wills harborthe seed of transgression alike.
>>129328437Yeah, it basically proved AN had some of the best music there is, but it was only a WIP according to the uploader, maybe he just gave up on the job and didn't want the unfinished version up anymore. I wish the piano transcriber for DsO would do AN as well, but he should cut out the majority of the riff repetions which he doesn't do normally, it sounds awful just hearing the same phrase repeated over and over again (just like it does in the real thing).
national sissy bvll metal
>>129327189
>>129328557none of these are as good as Synarchy, unfortunately.
Does National Socialist Butt Metal exist? Like, Godsmack but songs about gas chambers and white pride?
>>129328614theres always rac
>>129322199I saw my friends open for castle rat and it was a sold out show. I watched like half of castle rats set before i got bored and walked outside to talk with people. Like ghost, or sleep token, its another goddamn band whose stage presence and costumes are more important than the music. The singer wore this teeny shirt thing that fell off her tits almost immediately and she had tape on her nipples before she knew this would happen. It sounds like very average stoner rock/doom that ive heard many times by many other stoner rock openers that people dont care about. I talked with my other friends outside and they felt the same.
its Wolfmother with tits at least the Darkness have awesome musicians and energy for that corny nostalgia mining
>>129328569the shitnarchy of molten turds is a disso disgrace
>>129328761theres no better disso
>>129328661Pretty sure their moment came and went anyway.
>>129328770correct, there is none better, it’s all shit
>>129329001>camewell I sure did aaahaha!
>>129329117speaking of which who are the newest metal babes
Anyone have that skeleton-core chart
>>129328159belgrade, serbia
>>129329205
>>129329337Thanks
>>129329347That was a good meme
>>129329337Is there any New Wave of Bonish Heavy Metal?
Polyphony, the past predicts the future
>However, because of the backlash the label received from the public over DiSanto's domestic abuse allegations from 2019, they were dropped by Century Media that same week.come on, manwhy are leftists like this
>>129329963Because they are literally retarded. Brainwashed by globalists.
>>129329963>>129330049didn't he beat his wife or something
>>129330071That just says allegations.
>>129330082I don't care enough about vektor to find out for sure but apparently there is video evidence of him doing it
>>129328557Saturday morning cartoon metal
>>129329963>received from the publicaka Reddit
>>129330071https://metaladdicts.com/violent-video-of-vektor-frontman-assaulting-his-wife-has-surfaced/https://metaladdicts.com/vektor-issues-statement-on-abuse-allegations-and-being-dropped-from-a-label/
how does a s 0 y goblin get a qt like this?
>>129330173I see two mutt goblins
decipher the name of my band
>>129330141listening to this bandits a shitty rip off of voivodthey even tried to copy the name and aesthetics
>>129329963Good. I'd like to crack that stupid chud myself.
>>129330241top kek
>>129330230Which voivod albums sound like Black Future because I could use more of that. I already have the first five Voivod albums and its not any of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUi-i82wRnk
>>129322230regrindsion
>>129330310Why the McFuck are you posting this horseshit
>>129330230>shitty rip off of voivodshit that retards only say because they heard someone else say it and think it gives them cred (it doesn’t)
>>129330378Correct.
>>129330330why not?
>>129330173That's the same person
>>129330430Retard faggot
>>129330241>>129330230>>129330252>>129330292>>129330378>>129330419>>129330432samefag
>>129330457>>129330457>>129330457>>129330457>>129330457
>listen to oranj pissyzuzu>hey this is kinda cool >look up album >every song is exactly the same
>>129330447You got me.
>>129330445didn’t even watch the video, by the way