Great Work of Ages editionFAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iLOld: >>129336889
>>129342952hmmmfor me, it's Chimera
BLASTIN'
>>129342974
https://hatemeditations.com/2026/01/19/messagate-and-the-dark-art-of-playlist-metal/Apparently MA's #1 album for 2025 isn't even metal?>>129342974
>solves Death Metal
>>129343050>>129342456
>>129343050You posted the wrong album
you all wear bitterness like a badge
>>129343050That's a "prog"/power metal album though. Infester and Svensson-era At The Gates are probably the closest we got to "solved" DM.
Karnivool just dropped AOTY Mayhem dropped more mid shit
>>129342974>>129343116Maybe true, but we'll see
>>129342952Anyone else not care how "heavy" or "brutal" a band or album is? I just like good metal riffs.
>>129343230When I hear people describe anything as “heavy” I want to bash my skull against the wall. It’s cringe. >Hey r/metalforthemasses, can you recommend me some good heavy bands!>Wow, Sleeptoken is some of the best heavy music out there!
>>129343250>can you recommend me some good heavy bandsWhat's wrong with this? Clearly someone who wants good trad heavy metal.
>>129343278>That shit>Heavy
>>129343290Yes, it's even in the name.
>>129343301Heil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymAfPq-Jifk
>>129343172Done. Broadly it sounds like a faster or more blasty Daemon (itself DMDS with an Esoteric Warfare coat of paint) with bits of Chimera's technical riffing. Unfortunately, the songs are pretty indistinct from each other. So I'll agree, mid.
>>129342974this is dangerously close to n*gru eupm
there will be a EU tour near summer
>>129343692>S tier: black metallegit didn't even look at the rest lolbmcels are embarrassing
ok, this template is better
US Power Metal would be easy S tier, but it wasn't there in the tiermaker. Epic Metal = Epic Heavy Metal (Manowar, Manilla Road, DoomSword, etc.)
>>129343735>progressive black metal
>>129343747now that I think about it, by "progressive black metal" they probably meant Dissoslop, I should've put it in E Tier together with avant-slop
>>129343692>>129343735Genres are aesthetics and have no heads or tails guarantee of quality. Some of these are just a couple genres blended together. Several, even, contain bands with contradicting aesthetics (MDM, compare A Mind Confused to The Halo Effect), or have no coherent aesthetic at all (avant-garde).Ultimately there are two great metal genres, traditional and extreme, containing various in-metal alloys and subgenre distillations, and overlapping with elsewhere in music through hybrid genres. I fear I will have to draw a Liturgy-manifesto-esque diagram of this at some point.
The only real genres are Heavy, Doom, Speed, Power, Thrash, Death, and Black Metal. Everything falls as a sub genre of that, or is not a trve genre. Things like prog/folk/symphonic arent real sub genres because they are too generalist, you can have folk bands are just heavy metal but folk instruments/elements and you can have black metal with folk instruments/elements, those two would sound very distinct from each other. The same goes for prog, progressive thrash and prog heavy end up sounding very differently from each other.
>>129343767and grindcore, sweaty
Clickbait retard hours is it guys?
>>129343788now that you are here...
>hi guys, here's my ranking of different metal styles based on my enjoyment of them>emh akctually did you know that these genres aren't real?ok is it really retard hour?
>>129343766>Genres are aesthetics and have no heads or tails guarantee of qualitywhat's with metalfags and not understanding per capita? Certain style ON AVERAGE gives me higher enjoyment I give them higher position, it really isn't that complicated
>>129343812how do I become this based
>list non-existent meme genres like a retard>get buttblasted when called out, call the other a retard
>>129343767>DoomToo dependent on tempo as a definition. Could mean Sabbath or Winter.>Speed, PowerDistillations of heavy metal. >ThrashAlso too tempo-defined. Could mean Metal Church or Possessed. >Death, Black MetalTheir 90's calcifications are distillations of what was already in 80's extreme metal.
>>129343843>actually, subgenres don't exist, only heavy metal
I just roke up
Satanic Warmaster
>>129343889it's 2 in the morning brofix your shit
>>129343812Me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YUzPWzpJ58
>>129343856My point was that those are more like subgenres than most may think...
>>129343923I'm trying to. I'll be here for the rest of the night, and tomorrow prob.>>129342974
>>129343116>Tool clone dropped AOTYgrim
>>129343938how about getting a job, loser
>>129343955In this economy?
>>129343955I'm doing just that mate.
The new Mayhem is good music to blast while Einsatzgruppen'ing all the jeets in this country.
who's the McLovin of metal?
>>129343997Fun fact: Hawaii is a shithole.
>>129343994brown hands typed this post
>>129344012Them's fightin words.
>>129344014blow my BWC abdul
>>129344020
>>129343997Devin Townsend
>>129342974this kills the bmcel>Themes: War, Beer, Women
my wife :)
>>129343955I'm working right now as I shitpost.
>>129344078even girls like this are unobtainable nowadays
>>129344260Is it that they're all taken, or that they have unreasonable standards?
>>129344307yes
>>129344047Could be the best heavy metal record to exist. (According to me). Surely it is objectively top 10
>>129344260have you tried being yourself?
>>129344364Not good advice.
>>129343812>gooning with socks onThat's disgusting
RUINATIOOOOOOOOOOONOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>129342974https://youtu.be/l_kfWGj6IpM?si=SKudXo49JWAhF8xXhttps://youtu.be/q-nhgu-SkYo?si=TPe8F92XANg_YQ0jhttps://youtu.be/2s3iGpDqQpQ?si=9ToGPKmHgltOnNAIhttps://youtu.be/qjuEXKwnkLE?si=Fx8tgWNb5uAXjXNOhttps://youtu.be/iCLKIcrL61s?si=9QlPY7qTngWtT4hH
thinking about blast beats
posers, the lot of ya
for me, it's wiggerslam and BBWs
BREE BREE, FAGGOTS!
>>129344866>BBWsonly if they have HUGE tits
>>129344856https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVDJ2-2MFWg
holy shit castle rat sucks so badlisten to them without looking at her tits and you'll see
>Genre: Goregrind/Melodic Death Metal
>>129344856Ok, who cares?
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
>>129344972The new album is a big improvement over the first one. If you only listened to the first one I could understand.
Varg is gay and has AIDS.
>click random band on MA>
>>129344909I like tastefully-sized (and shaped) tits, personally.
>>129345028>swarthy, wall-eyed priest holding a skull while giving an incantationUm, fuck yeah.
>>129345028
>>129345032cringe
>>129345047>deanimatedkek
>>129345047Lots of content for one year.
>>129345028fuckin' metal \m/
>>129345032Based
>>129342974https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2B43MYXo6Uhttps://agoniarecords.bandcamp.com/album/g-adam
>>12934430790% of women only fuck the top 10% of men95% of these women still cheat on a 10/10 man>be gigachad millionaire musician >all GFs still cheat on him
>>129345418incel trapped in a chad body
>>129344482Not a single Marilyn Manson track! I knew you could do it
>>129344872Correct.
Mayhem sucks
>>129345418Because monogamy is stupid and unnatural.
>>129345418Sucks, but honestly kinda makes sense from the perspective of evolutionary biology. If dating is a sports field, the female team's goal is at the top of a steep hill.Metal for this feel:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC7kX24cDBY
>>129345554modernity is stupid and natural man is not natureman is above naturewomen are livestock
>>129345554but cheating hurts my feelings =[
>>129344078not a simp but i NEED her big fat brazilian ass in my face
Circle of Dawn reigns supreme
>>129345660Ironically cheaters are the ones who can’t handle their emotions. They cheat to preemptively sabotage relationships.
only black is real
stop listening to shitty bands
>>129345032what about big chunky thighs accented by outfits with hip windows
only first wave is real
>>129345653>man is above natureRetarded Jewish thinking. You are incorrect.
>>129345809There are no waves
>>129345781are you calling Circle of Chud shitty? We love that band here
>>129345806P. based if you ask me
>>129345832>learns how to throw a rock>learns how to start a fire>learns how to play riffs>learns how to build a engine>learns how to go to the fucking moonyeah I'm thinkin' nature lost this one
>>129343692>>129343735So how long have you been on estrogen for?
>>129345873That's a part of nature. There is no Jewish "god" who made it happen.
>>129345843correct, there are no waves pluralonly the first wave
>>129345879post yours, lets see your taste. I dont agree with all of them but they have decent taste
>>129345809>>129345843>>129345910Incorrect. Only Third Wave (as Snorre intended) is real.
The Synarchy of Molten Bones shall consistof Men of worth and Men of ill intentin abandoned yet equal numbers,for their insurgent wills harborthe seed of transgression alike.
black metal - 4chandeath metal - redditgrindcore - grindrstoner - facebookthrash - facebook
The long car ride back from Oslo in 1993, what was Snorre’s intention there
>>129345922sixth wave is best actually
>>129345930-what are they transgressing exactly?
>>129345950That's the also only line I don't understand.
>>129345957Original sin
we all love nightwish
male feminist metal
>>129346049>HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
>>129345950Gender
>>129345806>accented
Listening to Synarchy again. Fantastic album
>>129346077A promising answer. Again, in terms of evolutionary biology, the Y chromosome can be seen as a freak mutation. Many species have a different gonosome configuration, or the options to reproduce (a)sexuallly depending on environmental conditions.>>129345972Grasping the knowledge of good and evil? That ain't no sin
>>129346149>Grasping the knowledge of evil>Not a sin
FEEL THE SHAME OF PITYAPOLYPTIC CITY
>TestamentNot Metal
>>129346194Clearly not true, you just don't like them.
>>129346202>This is metal>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsWHa92QuIsThat's rock n roll lass, hated here.
If You Hate Bad Bunny, I Have Bad News for You
>>129343066>mfw it finally clicked
>>129346219>rock n rollActually loved here.>lassStop larping as Kekky.
>Rock n rollDespised, mocked, hated here. This is a metal general.
>>129346226That thing ain’t cute
>>129346302Correct.
What metal does my homeless schizo gf listens to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62r6-Z_ZOjs
>>129346328>CommentCorrect.
>>129346343Lol
>>129346194>xhe recognized the not metal band by 2 lines of lyricsposer
thrash metal is not real
>>129346328Dream Theater
>>129345917With pleasure, friend!
>>129346328>Winnipegof course
>>129346343>must need to bredDisgusting ESL faggot.
>>129346394Thank you shreddit sister.
>>129346328Sad
>>129346430it's a larp
Stay strong Yamu! You may be homeless but /metal/ will always have a place for you here ^_^
I could fix her
Schizo metal
>>129346160Yeah, so you can avoid doing it
>>129346567Massacra are fucking cool.
Opinions on Drowning the Light?
link a more 2000s song and video clip than thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfcLcDBII78
>>129346647Not Metal
>>129346384More like trash metal lmoa
>>129346638Godawful vocalist, great album artwork
I'm friends with Rob Darken on Facebook.
>>129346653I bet this is your biggest accomplishment of yours the past 10 years
>>129346767Incorrect, but no need to thank me.
>your biggest accomplishment of yours the past 10 years
>>129342974blastin
European general and music (means fuck your english language AND your mutt ass). We simply tolerate you plebs here.
>>129346848American hours
>>129346848Chillax pedro
guy mad because i called his butt rock not metal
>>129346848"Mutt" is pretty American, mongrel is the superior word.
Grave are one of the most consistent death metal bands yet no one talks about them.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3q3ZQaISqE
>>129346894I'd argue Dismember is as consistent at a higher level. Grave is a very good band but they're kind of an also-ran.Better body of work overall than Entombed though.
please post 10 other seething replies, buttblasted poser
>>129346394and sludge metal?
>>129346560Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
>>129346902Ehhh I disagree. Although I'm probably the only person who prefers the second half of their career. Indecent and obscene has such shit tier mixing it's just a pile of shit. First album is nothing special. Massive killing capacity is pretty good then they released 2 shitty/mediocre albums with a great EP in between. Then 3 good albums.
>>129346902>>129346925But to actually reply to your post and not just spew my opinion I absolutely agree, Dismember has higher highs.
>>129346894https://youtu.be/5y2N0F6IsfA?t=137
>>129346973I can smell this picture.
Final band has been announced on OEF and I'm still waiting for them to upload the final poster so I can spam it here
>>129346909C tier. Has good albums and bands, but most of it is dull as shit.
Final Fragment
I'll put it this way, we don't like black people here. Black Metal is for white people.
Sludge metal is one of the best subgenres musically but unfortunately most is boring
>Lyrical themes: Racism, White supremacy, Slavery, War, History, Antisemitism, National Socialism
>>129347088thanks for the input, Paco
>>129347130Got any cool power metal recs?
>>129347130the rym badge of honor
>>129347130>>129347155ULTRA BASED.
>>129347088Checked & Correct.
>>129347148Running Wild - Pile of Skullshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs0TL9EWrHoBesides that I've been mostly listening to 70s and 80s metal lately. Been digging Warlord - Deliver Us.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJkeqJqlbWUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYgj5vfFFa8Here's one that's proto Power Metal:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3sESUVreFkAnd of course Yngwie's 1984 album, and Tony MacAlpine - Maximum Security.
>>129347130Ironic given you'd be thrown in the oven first, gypsy.
>>129347188Pile of Skulls is very based, just listened to it earlier. I'll check out the others.
>>129347148https://youtu.be/D44xNVy7iZc?t=159
>>129347206Incorrect, if hitler was still alive now he's approve of nsbm
>>129347206Romania was a Fascist state on the Axis side. I'd be deporting you to your final resting place in (nowadays) Poland.
imagine listening to this gay fag shit and thinking you are a metal fan lmfao
>>129346925>First album is nothing specialYeah we're simply never going to agree on that one. Have a nice day man
>>129347238https://youtu.be/jw6-LzuEvb4?t=544Hella gay indeed. Black punk isn't metal
>>129347255Finally posting something good, don't post powerslop again
Here's something else cool and incredibly catchy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzqEfXrsE-Y (damn heavy for 1983!)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC4Nm7x-gWc>>129347266>Varg shrieking while getting his twink butt penetrated>good
>>129347245Nuh-uh. I'll always be right. Cope.*takes off pants*
Oh shit
>>129347296ULTRA BASED
>>129347279>varg>twinkIncorrect
>>129347304Bad trigger discipline.
>>129347318He was at the time.
>>129342986Trogdor!
>>129347343You look at another man and think "twink"? Heterosexuals don't do this.
We prefer women here.
>>129347439get your eyes checked
>>129347368I'm sorry, this is a man?
>>129347470That's the only goofy varg image
WE CAME TOO FUCKIN' FARTO LET ANYONE STAND IN OUR WAYYYY
symphonic sludge metal
>>129346095>accent>past tense: accented; past participle: accented>emphasize (a particular feature).
Even Varg says Prozak was a faggot. Watch the ending bit.https://www.tiktok.com/@officialvarg/video/7545080676727524630
>>129347564Knowing his distaste for most metal, he hates powerdorkcore too retard
>>129347564>amount of likes and viewsHate to see that
>>129347316Hot
>>129343050Death solved Death Metal with Leprosy.
>>129347449I'm always checking out her eyes.
We know hector
>>129347583He really likes Bathory - Hammerheart which is pretty much just Manowar-worship.
>>129347564>dude who cares just b urselfonly posers say this
>>129347613Correct, they perfected OSDMslop with that album. Thankfully Morbid Angel created true Death Metal the year after.
listening to jute gyte while gooning to horse porn
>>129347564eternally ass ravaged lmao
>>129347613Afflicted, Luciferion (Lost Horizon), and Ceremonial Oath (HammerFall) solved Death Metal when they rejected that garbage.
>>129347671which one /metal/
>>129347643Correct, varg lost 20 iq points since he started bumbum (new)
>Varg in the late 90s>Based elitist, makes music for the black metal elite>Varg now>Just be urself bro! I just love being a lolcow plss give me attention
Imagine being a 50 year old brown gypsy who watches varg on tiktok.
>>129347643Actually the opposite. Only poseurs care about other people's opinions.
>>129347643No that's the most true advice there is. Listen to what you like. You have much growing to do.
>>129347747this, after all Negru got a 10/10 super model wife by listening to Dragonforce and Blind Guardian
>>129347720He didn't make black metal in the late 90s
>>129347774Incorrect
>>129347668Hector's daily routine. He just doesn't scrobble the porn anymore.
>>129347782So what black metal did he make in the late 90s?
Holy shit it's el negro vudú
>>129347811filosofem
>>1293478651993 is late 90s?
>>129343050>>129347613Therion solved death metal when they abandoned that garbage and started playing real music.
>>129347877FilosofemStudio album by Burzum ‧ 1996
>It was recorded in March 1993nvm I'm retarded
>>129347883>abandons riffs>discovers boobahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scdffAiRllY&list=RDscdffAiRllY&start_radio=1
>Burzum (NEW)Hated here
Is this /metal/ approved?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1erTU1vpKA
Tim Henson has sadly passed away. RIP
>>129347969>>129347907>>129347992>>129347905Not Metal.
>>129348075
>>129348088u wot
>>129347470You are sexually attracted to men and this is why "twink" is part of your vocabulary.
>>129348113Sorry bro, only black is real. I don't make the rules, Snorre does
I love this little fella
Prozak and ANUS reign supreme
>Prozak mentally dominating the virgin gypsy for basically 2 fucking decades at this point
>foid in the bandnot listening
>>129342974It's finally here
>>129348260It's acceptable if they just stay on bass as that seems to be the foid assigned instrument.
um
SOME SAY SHE'S NAIVESHE'S A STUPID BITCH
>>129348288No one knows who that person is or why they have portraits of POC surrounding them
If you can't get down wit Type O I just can't witchu bitch
this was in the stoner metal playlist. Not really metal but it was cool
>>129347883GODzak was just talking about therion. you should go pay your respects
>>129348288Put your trip back on.
How did you end up touring with Death?>“During the Leprosy tour one of his guitarists dropped out, and he called to see if I could fill in for some shows in Mexico. I was still in high school, but I learned the set in a few days and jumped on. He offered me a spot in the band then, but I went back to Cynic.>“He brought me in again during Spiritual Healing, and finally during Human when he needed a full band. By that point, we had years of trust between us. I brought in Sean on drums, and that took things to a whole new place.”>“Being openly gay in metal was another kind of challenge. The scene often leaned into a hypermasculine, armored aesthetic that I never related to. By the time of the Human era I’d already come out to my family and close friends.So did Chuck groom Paul?
Kek Arakh
>>129348288Who?
>>129344989Carcass?
>tfw can't decide which to blast on the turntable tonight
>>129348347who?
>>1293484983 choices yet the outcome is 100% gay
Anyone still has that image of hector sperging about ehnahre on rym
>>129348419What is that t-shirt with the hammersickle?
>>129348516I can try to find something more hetero if you like.
>>129348550Try again
hector has defeated:prozakkrvstykpoppermatthewjdawgnegruglen benton
>>129348567Correct.
>>129348552Being a bit fucking picky mate.
>>129348482Kuck Ar-ACK!
>>129348579Incorrect.
>Banned for being constantly annoyingPozzak lost
>>129348567The rat is still here far more than cucktor ever was, so try again.
>>129347992Hot
>>129348580i dont get the appeal of newer Panopticonnot hating but it's definitely not hillbilly enough
>>129348419Yes.
>>129348567Correct
>>129348580literally all mediocre, try again
>>129348567So what you're saying is that Hector should have a statue at the /metal/ headquarters?
>>129348606Autumn Eternal is a bit shit but I'm a drumfag. When he removes all hillbilly like that it tends to suck. His newer material usually incorporates some of it but I still think RttN is his peak.Both And Again Into the Light and The Rime Of Memory get plenty hillbilly, but not as much as earlier stuff sure. I am an atmoshitter and a drumfag though and he typically satiates both of those kinks pretty well.
>>129348629What the fuck do you consider reasonable?Dissoshit perhaps?
Thoughts?
>>129348664Techwank for tryhard fags
make a new thread dummies
>>129348664sonic the hedgehog bullshit
>>129348677/metal/ is better off dead and should have died at about 2018. We need to let it go.
>>129348686t. sabrina
NEW>>129348687>>129348687>>129348687
Not posting in that gay thread.See you guys tomorrow.
this dude is STILL spamming his last fm holy shit it's been like 7 years
>>129348755At this point I think it's an impersonator.
>>129348768Why would anyone impersonate that dude?
>>129348755>it's been like 7 yearsProve it
>>129348777Easy attention.
>>129345809The only first wave band is Sabbath
>>129348755>his last fmwhat?
>>129348567I'm faster and stronger howthougheverbeitly
>>129346219Expert here.That is technically metal, if barely.
>>129347685I don't see anything gay or retarded about George here. Just buying some stuffies for his kids.
>>129348664It's fun
>>129348681kek
