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>single handily solved metal
How did he do it?
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>>129416696
Wrong pic
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>>129416938
Dan Swano?
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>>129416696
Cuck Schulding-a-ling saved death metal through all those private fellatio sessions he hosted on underground gay bars in Tampa Florida, pretty much every musician from the scene was agratiated by the passionate penis suction of extreme metal's undisputed throat goat, unfortunately, massacre always seemed to make better albums :(
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>>129417031
But Chuck did give the best head in all metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a red cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deepthroat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would always signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender and heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring him to mind. The sound of "heavy" metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of cum. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay, is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite though. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck, you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.



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