how does Lana do it
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holy wall
>literally disgusting swamp rat white trash nigger can land lana>I cant even land a 3/10 on tinderlmao
>>129457398Fpbp
>>129457766you are hetter fornit. women are a net negative in yojr life. your desired romance doesn't exist in reality.
>>129457753She looks cute
>>129457214look at her man's hand. that goes right up lana's fat asshole, isn't that crazy?
>>129457214gross old hag
>>129457214Needs to get fat again.
>>129457214I LOVE LANA!
>>129457214By not showing her ass and body, that's how. She actually had class which was super rare for her era.
>>129457214She spent so much time around so many fake motherfuckers that the first real dude blew her mind.
>>129457214She looks unhealthy. And thats not how you wear a seatbelt. Also, talking about your husband like a 16 year old talks about their boyfriend means divorce is coming in the next couple years.
>>129457214isn't the whole 'i love 7-11, it's so america' shtick played out yet?
who the fuck is jeremy? does she have some 80 year old bf?
>>12946097780 year old cajun fisherman...but he keeps it real.
>>129457214thats so sweet>>129458399daddy's fingers...
Oof. It's finally over, Lana has hit the wall?
>>129457214very carefully
>>129457214she looks great for her age with minimal makeup here, dunno what u fags are on about
She's looks good, but this isn't some miracle. Millennials that started looksmaxxing in the 2010s are the youngest looking old people that ever lived right now. Can't say the same for the alcoholic obese Millennials though.
>>129457214I sincerely wish her happiness..hope she settles down with him, focuses on raising a family and never makes music ever again, not even one song! Please do that, Lana.
>>129460873>She looks unhealthy.that's what a normal weight looks like
>>129457214rigidly and unenthusiastically, without arching her back
>>129457214>I like sitting in empty parking lotsWho gives a shit?
>>129457214How do I get a girl who likes older guys? I'm 30 and the last 3 girls that were interested in me first all quietly ghosted and ignored me after they found out my age? 2 of them were 19 and the other was 21. They acted like I was fucking 50 or some shit, but before telling them I was 30 everything was fine for weeks and shit, why are women so retarded when it comes to age gaps?
>>129461128Someday thats gonna be me
>>129457214shes literally me
>>129466519you fucked something else up bro, age was not the dealbreaker
>>129466519I thought girls liked older guys
>>129457858you say the same thing in every thread about her. meds, maybe?
Jeremy, is it true about the Pepsi Cola thing?
how does she do what?>>129466519you have to find a girl thats mentally ill enough
>>129457214>he’s quiet in public, but around me he talks all the timeWhy mention this?
>>129457214she cute
>>129470843women love quiet guys now
>>129473545Literally me on the left.
>>129457214Whoopsie-daisy, yoo-hoo
>>129466519they might not see you as that age and it gives them anxiety, if you start off with older brother vibes the transition to her father your age will make sense, but when you say 30 but she feels like shes been with a 21 yo mentally it scares them and puts into question your ability to care for them
>>129457214>Song about her love for her husbandUh oh modern w*men won't like this
>>129463197Her entire face is plastic thoughdesubeit
I need Lana's dick
>>129484718how you get freaked out like this?? she doesnt give those vibes at all if anything you sympathize with her subby side through her music...wtf u on???
>>129485785It's just another useless troon projectingLana has a lot of haters on this board now, the ethal caine troon squad, the maggie schizo, etc
>>129457214that hand on the right looks at least 70 years old this is pedophilia
>>12946651930 is not 'old', it's that awkward in-between stage. anyway, girls who like 'older men' are really just attracted to the lifestyle that comes with it, i.e. money, status, non-childish shit like fine dining and luxury vacations etc
>>129457214>Parking-lot-timeMy ex and I used to have "escalator time". Whenever we'd go on an escalator we'd always do some sort of physical affection. Be it a small hug, a little kiss or a hand squeeze. We'd always have escalator time and it always seemed like we were the only people in the world for a few seconds.Fuck I miss her.
Rich girl went so far for so long with her Americana LARP that she ended up believing it herself
>>129457214Strongfat chubby powerlifter Lana was the only popstar I ever found attractive. It was a good few years, but I've long resigned that era to being nothing more than dust in the wind, never to return.
