"The first gig we ever played was in Los Angeles on February 18, 1983," Kiedis recalled. "For our first two shows we called ourselves Tony Flow and the Majestic Masters of Mayhem. 'Cause that's how I imagined our music-- magnificent and chaotic. In that first show of ours I wore a red paisley print robe and an orange plastic bucket on my head. And yes, I was sober."
>>129472950Is this retard the luckiest person to ever walk the earth?
>tony flow Wick wacka slim slacka with my him ham Slop Joppa Tim tappa with my toe jam
>>129472974they lucked out to have Warner's full support and blessing all these years as opposed to the niche party jam band they had been in the 80s
>>129472974The band consisted of 3 infected gravel chewing slackjawed apes and 1 once-in-a-millenium musical genius and songwright. It really was something to see back in the day.
>>129473141I wouldn't consider Dave Navarro that much of a genius, let's not get carried away.
>>129473141Hahahah Lol , really funny comment. The genious is frusciante , right? I think if Hillel didnt die and john didnt like them enough to join , they would've had some small hits in the 90s , but would be it.
remember when he claimed he fucked Nina Hagen when she really just friendzoned him and gave him one of her jackets?
>>129473211tbqh it was also as much Rick Rubin pushing them to be rock superstars and write proper songs
WICKA WACKA TICKY TACKA COMMITTIN' STATUTORY RAPE IN CALIFORNIA
>>129472974how is it luck?
>>129472950SITTIN ON A SACK OF TEENS
>>129473228Rick rubin pushed them a lot ,for sure , but john elevated them to that level. He was the sorcerer.
>>129473216True , he lies a lot in his book , I doubt he fucked nearly half the women he claims to have banged.
>>129472974He wrote Under the Bridge which made their career.
>>129473322The sorcerer of awful guitar riffs.
>>129473331>>129473216Big if true. The funniest anecdote from him has to be when he had a 14-year-old "gf" when he was 28 while on tour. He found out she was 14 years old after they initially had sex. Also, he found out her dad was the sheriff of some town, and then decided to had sex with her once again as a power move to the dad and parting gift to the girl
>>129472950>Teleports in front of you to assault youhttps://youtu.be/X1mISkY2lcw?si=ueclkm9kTahqD3wT
Their early albums are almost shockingly awful. It's hard to believe that a record company actually paid them to record songs like 'True Men Don't Kill Coyotes' back in the early-80's. That shit was garbage.
>>129474187It really sounds ridiculous , but he has a thing for very young girls , it's just a bit stupid to boast about it like he does in the book. The most unbelievable bit to me was when he went to japan and fucked two japanese girls after begging them for sex the whole day , and then the girls became addicted to his cock , or something like that. It's just too much bullshit , but that aside the book is cool and fun to read , I enjoyed. And I can't deny , I love their music , rhcp is top.
>>129472950CALIFORNIA CALIFORNIA CALIFORNIA CALIFORNIA CALIFORNIA CALIFORNIA CALIFORNIA CALIFORNIA CALIFORNIA
>>129474243They were definitely unique for the time as a rock/rap group. The debut coming out in 1984 is pretty nuts when you think about where music was at at that time.
>>129474249>rockstar gets mad amounts of clingy pussyHow is this hard to believe?
>>129474287at that time hair metal and AOR slop was the standard for everything
>>129474331I dont believe it , I mean , hopefully he used a condom , but some stuff is just too ridiculous to be real. Also , I doubt that the groupies he fucked were actually good looking.
Every member of RHCP has been accused of rape, and back in the 80s even, when you really had to try hard for that.
>>129473216>>129473331>>129474187>>129474249>>129475423Red Slop Child Predators
>>129474249The book was super entertaining. All the heroin he did was an extremely bad trigger for me being a recovered opiate addict. Half the book is in detail how he fucked women and shot up shitloads of heroin and coke
he was doing coke with his dad since he was 9 and fucked his dad's girlfriend when he was 12
>>129475552That book is the definition of sex, drugs, and rock n roll. The stories he has can go from unsettling to hilarious. I remember an anecdote when he went to Asia to do his self-rediscovery shit and how he almost died there a bunch of times. There is one particularly moment when the guides he was employing, suggested to sleep in a ramshackle cabin. At night, in the middle of his sleep, his head hurt so much that he thought he was about to die. When one his companions turned on a flashlight on him, a cockroach felt out of his ear.In addition, the way the bio ends with a hopeful note regarding his addiction and life was wholesome
Can't imagine how boring Taylor Swift's tour bus is.
Cant you guys just leave him alone for a goddamm second? He's a minor king , a man cut from the know , for christ sake.
>>129474331pretty hot.he was also in movies back n the day
You hate him cause you ain't him. No "victims" have come forward because they all liked it.
>>129476156Probably true
>>129476156Hopefully made one or two pregnant , that's my boy , one of us , that's kiedis bro
