AI Metal Fri-yay editionOld: >>129462275FAQ: https://pastebin.com/DCGqE5iL
Artist: DarkthroneAlbum: PanzerfaustSong: Beholding The Throne of Might>And destruction upon the holy man>Who hails a jew
first for djent
>>129474457Varg Vikernes about the Early Norwegian Scene gathering in Helvete(direct quotation):>Turns out that, pretty much everybody were so-called "racist", they were anti-immigration, they were pro-nationalist, we cultivated this
>>129474447>AI Metal Fri-yay editionthis is not making me feel very yay, but thanks for reminding me to update
>>129474492This one was cooler imo yeah
>>129474518i wish AI could make art ("art" for the purists) that isn't so cliche
Grok paint me something in the style of Adolf Hitler
Nokturnal Mortum
BLASTING
Someone link the real thread?
>>129474457Hey you might like this. I sped these two songs up cuz i felt like it matches the energy better. With this speedup modification on these 2 songs combined with deleting tracks graveyard slut and tyster pa gud, now the whole album slaps.https://files.catbox.moe/gvt8lf.mp3De Underjordiske (Elia Capitolina) - 1.15% speedhttps://files.catbox.moe/x8oopo.mp3Underdogs and Overlords - 1.19% speed
>Welcome to /metal/, where every post is a repost and the recs don't matter
can someone become a rock god at 30+ or will people just see him as a cringe unc
>>129474953>caring what other people thinkYou've already lost
>>129474953Yeah.
>>129474764This is the thread
>>129474953Mick Mars was 30 when Too Fast for Love releasedHowever he was 7 to 10 years older than the other guys
>>129474953Chris Poland and Gar Samuelson joined Megadeth when they were 28 (practically 30)
>>129474953>puts out a metal album at 90 years old
>>129474953Most black metallers I know these days didn't really start with their main projects until they were mid 20s to early 30s. It literally doesn't fucking matter when you start writing music as long as it's good.
>>129475015Never heard of them
>>129474887Why do you keep reposting this?
I found out I do actually like some melodic death metal after all
>>129475116>MDMthat looks like a black metal cover
>>129475116i just downloaded it i like it already
Dead /metal/ theory
Heil\https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-HF564iPuA
>>129475360We're all on MetalForTheMasses now
>>129475390that subreddit is so retarded, it was really the nail in the coffin for me to never open reddit ever again
>>129474953Lemmy started Motorhead when he was 30
>>129474953no one goes to shows anymorejust form a band and play for fun
>>129473573>Mustaine retires>Shatner: "I'll take over from here."Legend!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ORKSSYZKpUhow do these based boomers still go hard
>>129475545>go hardPost hidden, link not clicked
>>129474953This isn't the 80s dude. Now more than ever people are just starting to live their lives in their 30s because during their 20s they did absolutely nothing because their brains are fried by constant technology use.
lmao Arch Enemy has a new lady singer
>>129475413He had been in 6 bands previously; Motörhead was the first he formed.
>>129474725>band has a song called S.M.E.G.M.A.
>>129475638She's hot af
>>129475645His "rock god" status comes from Motorhead, which he formed in his 30s. Read the original question.
>>1294751151. Because hes a fellow darkthrone fan so im curious what he thinks of the sped up tracks.2. More people should try to play with different song speeds, its fun and can really make music listening interesting and exciting3. I really like the album and think its an underrated gemAny other questions, detective?
>>129475730>darkthrone>excitingNo. Transilvanian Hunger, their best album, is good because it's repetitious, hypnotic, and unexciting.
>>129475747Thats my least favorite lol1. Soulside, 2. Funeral moon, 3. Cult is alive, 4. Ravishing grimness, 5. Panzerfaust, 6. Blaze northern sky, 7. Trannyvanian hungerRest of the albums suckThis is the only correct ranking, arguing otherwise makes you gay
>>129475803If I'm gay then you're double gay with that donkey list.
>>129475730You're replying to an antisemite
>>129475803that is the most retarded ranking i've ever seen
>>129475729>which he formed in his 30sHe was 29.
>>129475828>chooses to argue otherwiseYou just couldnt wait to let the world know youre a flaming faggot, could you?>>129475834How do you know hes antisemitic? All he did was quote a song from his favorite album
>>129475919Must be some /metal/ coming out party going on hereCongrats i guess
>>129475834That doesn't really narrow down the possible Anons here...
>>129475947Not falling for your false flag here, Jew
>>129475747>hypnoticso basically boring as fucking shit?but I guess I gotta remember this is black "metal" we're talking about here, who's most noteworthy album that everyone knows involves 20 minutes of boring synth shit.DM mogssimple as
>>129474725
Nooo not the heckin syntharinoos
Black Sun Order is literally just Muhammad Pedophile/Gestapo 666 guys with Nazi samples, what the fuck
>>129476189shit no one cares about award
>>129476198Shalom
This might be the best metal intro of all time
Thunderstruck is better
>>129476189>>129476209
>>129476445>>129476496Not metal.
>>129476557You should add a pie next time, would be extra funny
>>129476198>>129476557You should kill yourself
>>129476496>Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck ... Gradually I began to hate them.
>>129476602Correct.
>>129476602Hola
>>129476602>What's that, anon? I can't hear you over the car horns
Jute Gyte
Chuck "King Sneed" Schuldiner
>>129476602Uh oh melty.
>>129476618
Chuck Schuldiner was gay and died of AIDS.
I like carnivore. Any recommendations?https://youtu.be/iBr9_o-uCf0
>>129476657The Mentors
>>129476657Stormtroopers of DeathMethod of DestructionThe Raunchous Brothers
>>129476647>erm, ackshually, you’re upset, not the schizophrenic who obsessively photoshops album covers every time he gets madBlow your brains out of your skull
>>129476445Probably Not a metal song >>129476496Might be metal. The title track of the album that thunderstruck definitely is metal.
>>129476752I'm not the one photoshopping the album covers. Maybe your the schizophrenic?
>>129475049This is comforting to hear at 29. I have riffs and ideas for songs I just need to learn drums or how to hire a session musician and tell them what I want
>>129476775It's trad metal aka hard rock
god damn early slayer is so fucking kino
this is the cringiest shit I ever heard
>>129477077Not metal.
>>129477077Sectioned mogs
>>129477080our friends at MetalForTheMasses say not only is it metal, but it’s one of the best modern metal releases. Are you saying they’re wrong?
>>129477100they’re correct
>>129477077>this is the cringiest shit I ever heardWelcome Home (Sanitarium) is more cringe
>>129477077>RYM Rating 3.65 / 5.0 from 12,593 ratings
>>129477185based and accurate. Fantano also gave it a 9/10 which is also accurate
>>129477200One of the few decent metal albums to be released in the past decade honestly.
>>129474725https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2YJkGfbTEA>11 minute technical brutal death track>nearly half of that is repeating one very good riff for a little too long
>>129475035My man.
Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
I love this album. Belly of the Beast is such a great song, but leads directly into the worst track on the album, Got the Time - which somehow has 21 million streams. Why are the worst metal songs the ones that end up going mainstream?
>>129474725I just don't like the cavern effect on the vocals.
>>129477029>>129477332Nobody cares mate
>>129477320HEIL
>>129477343u mad?
>>129477343BOO
>>129475407Looks fine to me.
>>129477332their worst from the good albums period but still decent i guess
>>129477511Never heard of it until now. I'll have to go down the rabbit hole.
>>129477536>MFTM DOES AND ALWAYS WILL SUPPORT THE LGBT COMMUNITY
northlanehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwyvWR25FsE
I can't stand you fucking retards. Listen to some real metal instead of all this shitty autistic crap.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCT4xrjlXyo&list=PLamGYvyJzNVZyVuHrLwUABzR6Asolx00H
>>129478086I remember when bait used to "try"
>>129474447what does mu think of lykathea aflame? unusual tonalities as far as metal goes, people have compared them to nile but more exotic sounding. https://youtu.be/dJiy5tTHy9o?si=8MhYwjJ7FV35KgFv
>>129478130Lykathea Aflame has been posted loads here. Usually positive but not always.
>>129475927>
>Onyx>The beatnutsI never listened to rap but I'm kind of interested in just blindly going to one of these. Any of you fags know any of these? I can't even really imagine a rap concert.
need it or keep it?
>>129478296Why are you asking about rap bands in the metal thread
CRY OF THE BANSHEESENDS IMAGES OF DOOMTO ALL A WARNINGTHAT DEATH WILL FOLLOW SOON
>>129475934You're gonna stand behind that steaming pile of faggot trash you call a favorites list?
>>129477676sick as FUCK album
>>129474447New At the GatesThey are releasing one final posthumous albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEpFYm-S8qk
>>129478939Does anyone even care for their reunion albums?
I just roke up
>>129478953non-posers
>>129478953People who enjoy wasting their time do
>>129479072Most new metal is a waste of time
>>129478953They are fine, not terrible but even among modern meloshit there are more fun or interesting albums
>>129479139list 33 examples
>>129479273An Abstract IllusionIotunn
>>129478130Not a fanIt's certainly unique but it isn't actually enjoyable to listen to. Major scale melodies with blast beats and growls sounds so fucking goofy, I cannot take it seriously
..
This question is going to sound retarded.Is there a metal genre that has similar melodies to those of horror films?
holy shit
>>129474458>djentRetarded name for a subgenre.
>>129479758Dont skip the EPs. Also they might have a new album soon.
>>129478861Its actually the correct list. Sorry, i know youre a gay normie so you cant understand. You, like most fake and gay dt fans probably think the albums that are reposted and memed the most are the best, but youre just a bandwagoning faggot that lets the masses make decisions for you¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
>>129479657Doom metal idk
>>129479918based
>>129465320https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMKUS-wgcU8
>>129478342>Abigail playing Hamburg the same dayKeep it I guess. Seen Stillbirth far too many times anyway
>>129480087obese sausage fingers typed this post
>backwoods bludgeoning arriving on cd in a few dayscertainly no complaints from me, luv me some viral load. If a bdm album has shitty ps2 graphic art it's a certified blaster.
>>129480240metal is not for ince-
>>129479918soulside journey is fucking garbage
>>129480539that's Riffside Journey to you, faggotalso, leave the hall
>>129480240>Sneed and Chuck metalShawn Whitaker is a genius
>>129480539Idk how you can say that when thats the only album fenriz really shines on the drums
daily reminder fagjizz and his "music" are hated here
>>129480707>today i will remind them im a poserwe already knew
>>129479657Paimon Gate, especially the latest album
>Turkish>looks white
Does anybody have a definitive Castlevania-core infographic?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MysAqzKxFM8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJuj0CNOqCc
>>129481175fr bruh, ong
>>129481175The Black Dahlia Murder - What a Horrible Night to Have a Curse
>>129479657black metal or something like this
>>129479657A lot of NYDM and NYDM-derived stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhy4I1NT2fo
>>129474725https://youtu.be/gCSs5QggRUk?si=QRNnHF7OI_H-NYV5https://youtu.be/ere2Mstl8ww?si=xBB7mwEZDN9MPZLGhttps://youtu.be/Gmrh42foUsg?si=hBaAkqM7qV9VpDjGhttps://youtu.be/2KWpuVrRek4?si=_z7ryYrPLeLu-sifhttps://youtu.be/4KXdU3cZbNQ?si=Rg2oIgKxgatzyP5I
listening to the new Exhumed
>>129481324is that bongman?
>>129481437No, but it is the average Bong in 2150and it's beautiful
>>129478130Appalling Spawn was better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk9k_ROrbXI
Summoning
>black metal - cringe>black/death - based>black/thrash - ultra based
https://youtu.be/-7971GwkCFM?si=CJ563gOvBJsZjgsZNew Sunn O))) track finally dropped
>>129481813Would anyone tell the difference if they just pitch-shifted an existing track slightly and reuploaded it?
>>129481942We love them here
>>129481427how is it
>>129481969Who's "we"?
Sometimes I had too many beersSometimes others didI liked beerI still like beer
>>129482014we all here
>>129481942female vocals are just so shrill...
Is Kanonenfieber peak touristslop?
>>129481813Average Sunn O))) fan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7HdbKxnlqA
>>129482414Yes>eye-catching marketable aesthetic that gives it "conceptual" credibility>sounds like black/death but is ultimately non-threatening>songs are forgettable, because the statement being presented in the music is mood/vibe
>>129482178we love women here
>>129474447>Blood in Our Wells 20th anniversary Holy based
>>129480750This is my favorite death metal album of all time
>>129482564 Is that Stepan Bandera? Reddit isn't going to like this
>>129482414I like them to some extent, they have some good tracks but fucking hell so much samey filler.
>>129482582it's a bit boring innit
>>129482533sure that's exactly what /metal/ has been up to all these years
>>129474764>>129409191 ?
>>129482627gooning?p much
>>129479652Is that what I think it is?
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT LET'S PARTY
Alcest is good Lantlos is goodDeafheaven is goodthe rest are not. simple as
Old West black metal is good
we love Devin Townsend here don’t we folks
>>129483235yes
>>129483235love him here
>>129483235hevy devy 4 life
>>129483235the best mind in metal and even more importantly he’s a non-problematic king
>>129483235>>129483243>>129483254>>129483256>>129483287thank you reddit
Devin Townsend was the Proto-Chud
>>129483409but now he's born-again Reddit
What's so good about old school death metal
Leprosy is the best Death album
>>129483513Individual Thought Patterns
>>129483547literally the worst, fuck outta here pleb
>>129482589Yes. I got 33/333 of the 20th anniversary print, pretty cool
>Computer, I want you to simulate a wiggerslam concert>Extreme rhythmic violence set to maximum>Disengage all safety protocols
>>129483235Hails
Wiggerslam is just deathcore with cope.
>>129483235Yes, because he played under Steve Vai, who played under Frank Zappa.
>>129479918Did you take your meds for your HIV infection today?
>>129483742>computer, simulate watching an Infectious Jelquing practice session
>>129483910>implying they need to even practice
>>129483807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFD5FEotuFYtake it back
it's time to listen to metal
>new Infectious Jelqing dropping on sundayHOLY BASED
GEEKED UP PLAYING XBOX ALL DAY
>>129476557Next time add a bang flag to the barrel
>>129479657https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4G4arKQGTw
>>129484117Add a trigger warning next time, some of us are afraid of clowns.
>>129484070Ok, NPC brownie >>>/v/733471390
>>129484148>slamlet
>>129484148If you are not PC-only at this point, you are braindead
Is triumph a metal band?
>Samefagging your posts from 24 hours earlier Mental illness
COCK SUCKING CREATURES OF THE NIGHT
>>129474725hell ya
give me the best melodic black metal albums from the past decade
>>129474725>>129480240these guys fucking rip, cheers for making me revisit them
>>1294824141914 is better both gimmicky but still
Damn I love eating boogers while blastering Bauhaus and watching pooporn
>>129484505How about Lunar Spells?
>>129484620Like clockwork nig go outside for a minute or get a life maybeAlso the fact that you mentioned bauhaua makes me suspicious of who your are
>Nekrogoblikon feat. Reel Big Fish - Secret ElephantAh, I see music for 2026 has peaked alreadyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwt7w3tbBx0
What's even better is blastering the Cure while dancing in your mum's dress
>>129484505
>>129474725Trying to squeeze in as many winter blasts as I can before spring.
>>129483409What's chud about him?>>129483619That's Spiritual Healing
>>129474447All fake metal fags get out this is now a true metal thread
>>129481978not bad. enjoyable but nothing I’d go out of my way to recommend
Screaming into your pillow like a raped girl isn't metal
>>129484721does it sound the way it looks?
>>129484782Mmmmmm
>>129484799rape is basedt. raper
Lack of Almost Everything being from 1989 feels kinda crazy
>>129484834No
new At the Gates single. final album incoming
>>129485000hell yeah
Opeth fans be like "I prefer garlic sauce pizza"
Daily reminder that Phil Tougas absolutely ruined Worm
>>129484905Stealing Hellhammer's Triumph Of Death cover 6 years later feels kinda crazy
>>129484980disappointing
who is the Jelly Roll of metal
>Werwolf has instagram>He has a vintage vidya collectionIllusion destroyed
>>129485187Knocked Loose
>>129485199what are some kvlt retro games
>>129485187That dickhead from falling in reverse
>>129485199You should see his M-A picture
>>129485199ULTRA BASED
I’m still sad that DsO live never ended up happening. here is their rehearsal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BT92vfE8qQ
>>129475451>he lives in a place that doesn't matterskill issue, I go to 15-20 shows a year and they're packed
The Dillinger Escape Plan was the best band
Live performances are untrve. Having bandmates is fvlse.
>>129485355not metal
>>129485355what did they mean by this
>>129485294Drummer sucks massive cocks
>>129485396well it is a black metal band, so that’s a given
Modern black metal should be banned
>>129485414with modern being anything past first wave
>>129483742>SimulationBro I lived that shit last year when Peeling Flesh performed at my local broom closet venueThey had to turn away zoomers by the car load outside due to fire safety laws, it was absolutely insane in there
mathcore reigns supreme
>>129485414Blabk metal is a modern shit
>>129485414Black Metal would be pretty cool if they didn't take themselves so fucking seriously, also the fans are fags mostlyI saw Cannibal Corpse a couple years ago and Dark Funeral was opening... literally a sea of death metal fans drinking and talking to each other and you'd see these odd single black clad weirdos trying to hide lol
>>129485213Knocked Loose never sold out though. I'm pretty sure Jelly Roll was a juggalo rapper before he fell into the country stuff.>>129485439new Deadguy was amazing for a comeback album 30 (THIRTY FUCKING) years later. first half of the new Converge album was good. It's ok.
Black metal is the only genre producing good metal in the current era
>>129485487yeah if you're retarded and gay
Fuck I'm out of tequila
>>129485487That's thrash metal and Dave, actually, Speaking objectively about musical study and skills
>>129485502fugtime for a run bro
>>129485506Thrash and death are still producing great albums
129485495It’s the middle of the night in Tel Aviv. Don’t they let you sleep?
>>129485456nothing but posers and tourists go to shows
>>129485633what time is it in bahia?
>>129485633>da j00zlmao wat
>>129485000Does anyone care about AtG beyond Red in the Sky and Slaughter of the Soul?
>>129485635Only tourists and posers pay for music, too. Real metalfags are pirates \m/
Thank god I don't have the severity of tism where I can't function outsideLive music makes life worth living
>>129485655It’s about 11AM here in sunny Perth, actually
>>129485483>Knocked Loose never sold out though
Metal is better live
>>129485752Poppy is the true queen of /metal/
>>129485796Fuck yeah Necrot! Where was this?
Never listened to Knocked Loose in my life but I do like one Poppy song: https://youtu.be/hBP9NSlZz4M
>>129485822Neither are metal.
>>129474725Got me blastin this again
>>129485825Metal-adjacent, whatever.
>>129485810Portland>>129485837Based
>>129485752First ever pigsqueel on tv? Had american normalfags literally upset. They demanded that Jimmy Kimmel formally apologized for having them perform on his show. It was funny, even if the song is ass. It was nice to see "metal" (it's not) getting normalfags angry.
>>129485681I care about With Fear I Kiss the Burning Darkness (the first half of the album at least)
>>129485845>Portland Nice, my family lives near there. Actually saw Witch Vomit at Dantes a couple years ago
>>129485892>my familyThis is an incel-only general, bud.
STENCHOFDE CAY
>>129485936well if you scaredy fucks actually left your houses and went to your gay black metal shows you might get laid
>>129485996>hit on a girl>get accused of rape>get arrested>lawyer recommends taking the plea deal for 3 years in prison instead of going to trial because of the "evidence" against you>looking at 20 years + sex offender registration if going to trial>tfw going to prison for 3 years for being sad and lonely but the girl you hit on got the ick and cried rape
DRINK FROM THE GOBLETTHE GOBLET OF GORE
>>129486087yeah you should probably leave women alone
anything overr 100 is mainstream imagine 100 ppl at a show
>>129486146that's 100+ buttholesimagine the smellif a dog got loose in the venue it would sniff all the butts
>>129485996For real though I do go to the odd show but only to see the bands I really care about. I go to an average of 1-2 shows a year.
>>129486166Me going to as many shows as I do is because I can afford to (two incomes, no kids) and I have two locked in bros who go to every show (my actual brother, and our friend who we've known for 28 years) I also live near Los Angeles and we get shows all the fucking time, there are several a year I fucking curse that I cant go to but just have too much going onEveryone should go to as many shows as theyre able to, it keeps the music going, they dont make shit off album sales any more
>>129486161
BAN THE BEASTS! \\m//
>>129486269>>129486269>>129486269NEW
>>129486505>>129486505>>129486505REAL NEW
